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MrCork:
.....OK ladies by the way I have things for the winner of Miss Naiaraland:



1. Am gooono give away my £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot for free (I swaaaaar)



2. And then, am goooono trek from London Pekam through Machester to Lagos Nigeria!! (I double swaaaar)

Adufetohposh:
I VOTE Sandrahnaub


Cc: N.LJeg[

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Ma'am

Based on this your lovly post.
The elders in councle took out time to deliberat on how many gbossas will be best,to extend to you.

Due to the hard decision,they decided to seek the directive of one of their supreme leader.

Cyprus000="okala mmadu okala nmuo"

And he directed them to extend the sum of 103gbosa to your post

Just manage that one,till tomorrow [/size]

IZANAMI:
I vote for twaci,tohpaz,sandrahnaub,subbied and adeh39CC:Nljega

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The elders in councle sight you from afar..brotherly

Base on the directive of one of the supreme leader

Cyprus000="okala mmadu okala nmuo"

They decided to extend the sum of 27gbosa to you

Abeg no vex,suppliers still dey road

Teamsandrahnaub[/size]

bukkylicious:
I will manage it

bukkylicious:
I vote Lurlah2014

I vote Sandrahnaub

I vote Mzlaurel

I vote Twaci

Cc:NLjega

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The elders in councle

Working under the directive of one of the supreme leader.

Cyprus000="okala mmadu okala nmuo"

have decided to extend the sum of 36gbosa to you ma'am


Manage that one,supplier still dey road.


#Teamsandranaub[/size]

deedrizzie:
i vote Twaci
Sandrahnaub
mau.reensylvia
subb.ied
lurla.h2014


cc N.Ljega

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The elders in councle..sight you from afar brotherly.

Working under the directive of one of the supreme leader.

Cyprus000="okala mmadu okala nmuo"

Have decided to extend 59gbosa to you

Just manage that one,gbosa dey cus for market this dayz

#Teamsandrahnaub [/size]

otokx:
I vote Tohpahz, Twaci, Sandrahnaub, Maureensylvia.

cc NL.jega

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The elders in councle sight you from afar..brotherly.

And have decided to give this your post.

44gbosa

#Teamsandrahnaub [/size]

Sessyjee:
I vote for Adeh39, Sandrahnaub, Mzlaurel, Lurlah2014 and Twaci.
Cc:NLjega

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Your eyez they there..brotherly

30 gbosa for you post.
#Teamsandrahnaub[/size]

kradleber:
Insanity is a portly glutton with a ginormous appetite that has insidiously and stealthily swallowed, engulfed and encumbered that dementia playground and sack of potatoes we mercifully branded as a 'brain' just to make you feel a bit normal.

If you eventually get a cucumber and two scrotums surgically stitched to your pelvis and you took a bold jump from your pseudo-ego down to your non-existent Intelligence quotient , i would have penned 6 grimoires, married twice and fathered 4 children before your smelly and rickety ankles finally lands.

Quit the facade, you are just a maniacal zany with daddy issues.
Probably sweating profusely now with his long dirty phalanges fixated on that android typing out a detailed English composition of his frustrations so vehemently like an automated and malfunctioning automaton trapped in a chronic vegetative state
You are in myriad and labyrinth of mental degeneration.

Its glaring to all and sundry that your existence is devoid of prosperity and lacking the beautiful combo of Happi and Ness, thus, you come online to sporadically yelp like cornered hyena

this Pugilist half your age has graciously accepted the task of the gods of this cyber-community to exterminate and toss your homo€rotic and philistinic cess-pit called life into a wooden sarcophagus to be locked till Sam Smith starts having a rethink on his sexuality.


So In the name of the braggart, and of the ¢unt, and of the unholy gibberish that failed to take that vital birth control pill 35 years ago, I command you to make a lengthy rebuttal and narrate how your Mother's ovaries would taste if I fry them...

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Guy you want kill person?

All this buhaha wey you they speak,na only for one person head?.

Free the guy make him slay em prey[/size]

oyin17:
Hey!

coogar:
is that all? you are a witless apprentice....

my first observation is you have the intelligence of an abortus. legally, i'm pretty sure it'd be possible to still get you aborted. your existence has to be a disgrace to humankind. it'd be a mercy killing. showing mercy to everyone else in the world. everytime anyone, who isn't an equally rêtarded excuse for a lifeform, is unfortunate enough to read any of your posts that person immediately becomes a less intelligent and angrier human being.

you are a sort of online life-sucking, soul-draining, leech-like virus, who i'm sure cannot possibly be a real, living, breathing organism beyond the computer screen, but rather a vicious invention developed to slowly infect and infuriate human beings from one forum section to the other. the only comfort i take is that perhaps you can be succesfully quarantined on nairaland and you won't spread to the rest of the internet. however, i fear that you're probably already responsible for every single moronic youtube comment, forum troll, spam e-mail, fraudulent advert and all the bestiality websites to have ever existed.

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Holy gush

What are you doing to my son #coogar.
He is just a small boy,still trying to cut down his EGO,to step up his IQ.
This thread>>www.nairaland.com/2321164/why-females-garner-more-photo/3#33854920 only will tell you how shallow he thinks.
He is just a small boy who suffered home violence from some gay folks and it is effecting him psychologically.
I talked to his doctor and he comfirmed this.
I have pressured him to give me the pics or name of the person/people who did this to him,so I would outrightly put a bullet in that person,but he is hiding it from me.
I called the psychologist to put him on rehab.
Bfor his team could come,he ran away with his auntie phone
Only for me to meet him here making trouble.
Hw can I be at peace when my son,is mentally deranged.
fermenting trouble everywhere and attacking innocent people who want to find peace on the internet.
I wanted to personally track him,but I thought I should wait for a while,maybe he will come to his senses.


PERSONAL ADVICE FROM FATHER TO SON;(

You can't win a war,when you don't have war to fight and the whole people are against you.
A general needs followers/soldiers to besiege a castle.
If not,he won't last a minute bfor he is down.

Look at your comment and look at his comment.
What does that tell you son?
I taught you all those vital rule of engagement,but you forget so soon.
It's lyk that amnesia is comming back again.
Don't worry son,I will do something about that[/b][/size]

buddydoze:
I vote SANDRAHNAUB NLJega

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50 gbosa for that post.

#Teamsandranaub hail you..brotherly[/size]

tizblink:
Bro you can Imagine. For wetin I no do

[size=13pt] Don't mind that anti-spambot
E be lyk say,him no get old man picture for em house [/size]

tizblink:
Cyprus000 you've done well for the team.

#TeamSandrahnaub!

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How the kuje prison na? [/size]

PHgirl:
I vote Sandrahnaub. Cc: NLjeg.a

profojah:
[size=15pt]No ...
Na you I wan vote for because of your bre.ast and


Cc NLje,ga[/size]

rokiatu:
really? Na wa for them ooh na force Anyway I have modified.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Dygeasy was consulted and he said it's not a problem.

Btw...

"Can" is different from "must"

Hope you gerrit? [/color]

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I garrit..brotherly [/size]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]its not invalid.[/color]

NLjega:
You can vote for a minimum of 3
and a max of 5. Use this power to
your advantage and vote
correctly.
"I vote...... Cc NlJega"
Thank you![/size]

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From NLjega himself,abi you drink garri this morning? [/size]

rokiatu:
I vote for sandrahnaub and subbied Cc:Nljega

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Ma'am

They said,three is the minimum.
So add to your list to make it valid

Make sure you add this person

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2.mzlaurel

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Cpumping:
Onye eze

[size=13pt] I sight you from afar

Brotherly ..hw packagin na? [/size]

owobokiri:
Nna, afùrù m nwa were gbakaa. . Õdikwa ka I nwere interesi, abi? Aham bù Mr Mgbajiaka, so get ready. .

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Owu ya nnu nwanne

Nwa maru nma Nwayi

Put head,I go be your best man on that day

Aham bu' mr marvelous abah[/size]

Lildreezy:
I've never done participated in dis cos I thought it stupid. on a second thought I think I'll pass..


tohpahz and twaci does it(5/10), sandrahnaub (7/10)... nothing really special bout the others...(3/10).

where are the real naira land beauties nah.. I'm highly dissapointed this is d best NL has to offer...


*dodges bottles and runs outta d thread***

cc NLjega

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Oya come back come receive bottle for head [/size]

owobokiri:
Bia, SANDRANAUB, ilùgo di? Õ ka mmara ihe nga eme about you sharp sharp

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Guy leave long story and vote[/size]

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Why are you thanking me? I never voted you.[/color]

tizblink:
Twas gbam.. I wasnt gonna pass out last night you know

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For waitin na!

The witnch want make we hang am for air

E get some things wey I want make we yarn

Add me up. 26DF3756

We sopos run am today.[/size]

tizblink:
Cyprus000 me see you this morning. #Brotherly

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My broda from another parent,I sight you from afar..brotherly
How your night na!? [/size]