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divalishis: When I started dating my boyfriend, I told him about my wicked uncle that I grew up with. I even showed him my uncle's picture!

Darn, that man was really mean! Just remembering him makes me feel uneasy. Whenever we children heard his car horn, we would scamper for safely and zap into the children's room. We usually disappear before we get this really painful, open handed spank in the middle of the back, for no serious reason! My uncle used to spot a bushy moustache and whenever I got in trouble, he would sit, twisting the ends of the moustache contemplatively. Then suddenly; a heavy knock on my shaved head and a painful twist of my ear.

So back to my boyfriend.

He started growing a moustache earlier this year and I told him I don't like it. But he laughed it off and said it was a new look. Last week, I was seeing a movie and had an argument with him. He turned off the TV and glared at me angrily. He looked so much like my wicked uncle that I became petrified and my ears started twitching out of fear, like it was about to be twisted again.

I even answered 'Yes, uncle' unconsciously when I heard my bf calling my name from the kitchen, because I was really engrossed in thoughts about the unhappy past. After we made up, he told me (jokingly?) he'd be keeping the moustache, to keep me in line cos I looked so scared.

Please, what do I do? He has refused to shave! I hate the way he looks now!

Am widely available young lady

miteolu: You are the biggest chelsea cow fan, 9:45pm. clap for your stupid cow. Like cow like fan

Applause

timmy1999: As a CHELSEA FAN since 98 ..i predict the game will end in penalty...going to be a tough match but chelsea will win...

who was chelsea manager in 1998?...Mumu

chemberlin: @miteolu u are a big fool for saying dat...we are the pride of england and will be of europe...so sucl the ass of that cow cos u are one of his cowdried...u stupid other club fan...ur mouth go blow by 9:45pm on saturday

Dude u r di chief M.O.R.O.N,point of correction,Pride of London nt Pride of England besides says who ur winning di trophy?..winnin in ur dreams

Chelsea fans will be sorried for theirselves in less than 52hrs....R.I.P chelsea

Jenams: Sometin terrible will happen b4 JUNE 1. ¶ smell coup! Oops

mind u today is may 17,14 dayz remaining...dnt worry I knw ur address

Sambo sef no di real man for 9ja...R.I.P yar'adua

ZUBY77: Both the seller and the buyer are to be blamed here.
Here is Nigeria where people add a little lies when selling or even buying things. Example... Go to a boutique and price a shirt, the seller will tell you that he bought the shirt for 5000 and the buyer will say that he has only 4000 with him.funnily at the end, the seller will accept 4500. Now a shirt that was purchased for 5k was old at 4k5 to a man who had only 4k with him.
My point is that you have to be present before making such transactions. The buyer should have visited Lagos after the initial 500K. My advice is to buy a new Engine. You can get a fairly used Engine in Ladipo Lagos or Onitsha Nigeria. I import used Engines from Japan and Singapore but i dont have Rav4. I can inquire for you but i am based in Onitsha and Enugu. Meanwhile if you agree to buy it down here, you will need to come down here to see it.

anoda 419 on board....@lekky u go nid shine ur eyez well well coz diz's new nigeria everybdy eyez dey red

damola1: Good Evening Sir,

I continue to remind you, your trust is absolutely not misplaced whenever you deal with myself. Absolutely not misplaced. I don't sell cars, this is my first sold car here.

Please have the car sent back, and a full refund will be arranged accordingly. You got my baby for a steal.

In response to your post:

Lekky 2 wrote:


Please be aware, your driver wrote in an email to me; 15 May 2012 06:47

' It started overheating right from Berger Lagos, even the radiator coolant and bags of sachet water I brought could not subside the overheating and by the time it got to Redemption camp the temperature had risen to the highest therefore burnt the top cylinder casket and the engine stopped working.'

I have used only 16k miles in this car since 2008, and it's never had over heating problems, but that aside, Please, why would anyone drive a car that started overheating from Berger to Redemption camp. Do you know the distance or time covered at all? was he blind all through? and am sure he's probably blowing the AC all through.. When you called me, you made it clear, the radiator was blocked, and that it'll have to be flushed. Don't you think if your driver had simply taken the basic precaution of checking why there's a temp rise at berger , the cylinder casket wouldn't have had any issues?

Lekky 2 wrote:


I am very sorry to hear this, I am supposed to travel by thursday, but will gladly cancel and arrange to pick up the vehicle tommorrow, but we must have to come to a mutual understanding.

I am respected among peers for customer satisfaction not here anyways, especially after sales support, and my motive for being in any dealing with anyone is to have a win win situation. I will try everything within my capacity to see that we both smile.


Thank you.

Damola

my guy u be scammer...ole ni e joor

Lekky 2: Beware Of Buying Fraudulent Nigerian Used Vehicles

Hello Nlders, this is to advice interested members who may be interested in buying registered vehicle on NL to be wary of some fraudulent advert.

I want members to learn from my mistake so as not to fall prey to fraudsters.Though i hardly talk on NL, but i had a very bitter experience recently as a result of my foolishness arising as a result of trust i had on a Nlder.

I happen to be the buyer of the wine coloured 2008 RAV4 advertised by Damola1. When I saw the pics he posted, I was interested and negotiated the car to N2m from his asking price of N2.250m which he agreed. After then, I asked of the condition of the engine or any fixes to be done on the car after purchase since I am resident in Abuja. He told me the car is in a perfct condition and that there are no fixes to be made. He stated his reason for selling the car as wishing to acquire another car. Bur because of my tight schedule and eagerness to buy the car, I foolishly made a deposit of 500k to his gtb coporate acct without inspection on a Tuesday morning. Reason for my action was that I relied on the verbal assurance he gave me.

Later on, on the preceeding Friday morning i completed the balance payment of N1.5m into his account after which i sent someone to help me pick the car and bring to Abuja on a saturday morning. But alas!No sooner the guy picked the car and the first thing he noticed was an alignment problem on the tyres which was fixed by the seller in a filling station at Ikeja.Then he entered the Lagos-Ibadan expressway to start journey to Abuja and the car started doing high temperature. A bottle of Radiator coolant and a bag of purewater purchased on the highway would not help matter until the car finally broke down at sapade (A village near Ibadan) loosing it's top cylinder gasket.It was the intervention of passers-by that helped push the car to a local mechanic workshop who diagnosed that the top cylinder gasker is burnt together with one sensor cable. This was fixed, even though it cost me fortune. But the most annoying part was that when the top cylinder was removed, it was discovered that the car was accidented as it has weldings on it's chasis frame as seen in the attached pictures.

The engine has been finally coupled, but the car still refuses to start and as at the time of writing this report, it is still at sapade.The person whom i contracted to bring it got frustrated today when all effores gerared at getting the vehicle started proved abortive and had to leave back for Abuja tonight saying he can no longer continue to stay in the bush as this is posing a security threat to his life.

I know i had to pay a big price for my fooloishness for not inspecting the car, but then, does it mean one can no longer trust his fellow country men on cars adverised on NL?

When all these problems were relayed back to the seller, all he could told me was to return the car back to him in the same condition with which it was sold to me and that he will issue me a posdated cheque which i am going to cash one month after i had deliver the vehicle back to him.

Once bitten they say twice shy, i think i had learnt my lessons in a very hard way and would want fellow Nlders to take a cue from it.

This is not the first time i will be buying a vehicle un-ispected as i had bought a 2003 Highlander from US via a dealer in lagos before.
Your comments on this issue are welcome.

u dare not tell me ur story is real,I guess its cooked up story in other to wet our appetite diz mornin,mind u if its real,it then means u r a m.o.r.o.n infact u r a bagger,@1st u claimed u paid sum of 2m for 2008 rav4,my guy u dey craze? 2nd,u claimed u paid di whole barr for a dude u neva met witout an inspection...abeg hia na NL no be Naija pings or pin share wey u fit catch babes wit ur useless story

Dats a bomb letter to Mavin record

Princek12: How will the source of the pictures affect you, and why did you ask for the source of the pictures? Do you need a source to validate what you can see with your own korokoro eyes?

neva u mind di slowpoke critic

shymmex: @Gareth

Can you post the source of your pictures?

search google na

blink182: I await your declaration for president.

likewise mysef....one nd only governor in nigeria

killuminati: you only die once!

you only leave once as well YOLO kudos to drake

crackhouse: u are brainwashed already. Uhhh

a vry simple questn u can't answer...wat has diz man contributed to diz great nation for him to be honoured,mind naija is full of elites,we honour role model not illiterate rebel

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Awo is already on the 100 bill [/quote]leave di foolish to his foolishness....papa Awo was a great man who deserve to be honour nt a bloody rebel

Arysexy: ur useless father, ur ashawo mama, ur ape garndfather are bloody f.0.0.l.s!

yanmirin (give me water)....do u rememba? It was a badt tym nd unforgettable for ur greedy pple

Exponental: Ojukwu was Ibo not Nigerian. So why shld he be on d note? Moreso, having bigger denominations make d cashless economy project baseless!

he was a bloody idiotic igbo man

chemberlin: Why are we killing ourselves? Am a true ibo man, since I was born the issue of biafra going back has bin in place now our war lord is dead, what else is remaining? See make una leave my lyf alone, and for una ofe nmanu(oil soup) brothers, I dey pity una cos we go show una when d tym reach...

wats ur intention yeanmirin (give me water)

chemberlin: Why are we killing ourselves? Am a true ibo man, since I was born the issue of biafra going back has bin in place now our war lord is dead, what else is remaining? See make una leave my lyf alone, and for una ofe nmanu(oil soup) brothers, I dey pity una cos we go show una when d tym reach...

wats ur intention?...yeanmirin

[quote author=Ejiné]It would be an insult on Ikemba's name. Please respect what he stands/stood for and leave him out of your worthless, inflated Nigerian banknotes.[/quote]f*ck GEJ...f*ck Sanusi...f*ck Ikemba...I guess di issue of introducing 5000 naira note is jst a mere joke

Jeel: He deserves it

deserve my foot

RICHIE BOI: So the late Biafran warlord Chukuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu's picture is going to headline the yet-to-be-circulated N5000 notes.

Few days ago, news made rounds that the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) is making plans to introduce N5000& N10000 notes & yeah some coins, and so I got wind of this photograph somewhere.

wake up frm ur dream

[quote author=OK/2/NV]Grew up in Apapa. Is that whare house for whores still in existence?[/quote]jamb question....

And so f*cking wat?

mukina2: Source

"no money to transport ourselves to work"...dats vry funny,ao abt ones dey av paid dem,av dey squanderd it all?....u guyz had beta serve wit humility.

ZUBY77: Oyedepo should consult his fellow Yoruba criminals/scammers to help him pray and recover the child. Since TBJoshua cansee tomorrow, what is so hard in seeing yesterday when the child got missing?

u dnt have to tribalise di issue on ground.....wat di f*ck is wrong wit u...if u dnt have any gud tin 2 contribute then kip di f*ckin mouth shut

ozoebuka1: Wow... wonders shall never end... by the fact that they hid it from d general public, something is wrong somewhere... woman, abeg report da case to da police if u wanna know what happened to ur child ,praise,

di story is highly complicated....nawa for all diz churches sef

R.I.P Chelsea

Oyedepo again?.....why cud such calamity happened in di house of God? Wia r di school teachers nd di church security besides y is di man tryin 2 cover up di story?

Tinkybabe: I'm with Killz on this.What do you want with him though ,a fling or a long lasting relationship?if it's the latter, you could start with being friends with him avoiding any form of romantic attachment ,that would let you know his intent . And the break he's on with your former room mate,is it a permanent break or they are just 'testing the waters'.If there's any hope of them getting back together then just forget about him cuz I'm sure you don't want her(former roommate) trouble

how wud she knw if its a permanent ot temporal break...abegi...@lashionate,I bliv diz's lord's doing,God has really answered ur prayer...Grab ur copy chap chap