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Get the restraints Gabby! He's trying to make a run for the gates.

ummm!

Pls, don't forget your box of matches in case you get too cool. Aight!!

I no use rope bind am.

or nearest plumber.

See this silver star liar!

Romade and Clemeningitis are out in the woods when Clem collapses. Clem doesn’t seem to be breathing and the eyes are glazed.

"Romade whips out a phone and calls the emergency services. Romade gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’

"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, Romade says: ‘OK, now what?’"
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Three kids, Benzene, Syvle and Daniel come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother, Gabby, asks Ben what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some

fuckin’ French toast," he says. Gabby is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks Sylve what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more

fuckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the Dani what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says

meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast."
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Crazykid and Hustler are hiking in the woods when Crazykid is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," Hustler says. He runs ten miles to

a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, _{who so happens to be D1KeleVra}, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," D1 says. ‘But here’s what to do.

Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." Hustler runs back to Crazykid, who is in crying like a chick. ‘What did the

doctor say?" he asks. Hustler says, "You’re gonna die."


Love u all. 

Thought as much.

hehe!

clemcykul:
once again this is jokes forum and not romance

Swear!

Why u dey paranoid, dey draw rake? Na u piss for body?

See these bad pikins!!

*laffs too*

I was in that geography class Ben, i no see u, why u lying?

kamposis?

Abomination!!!! Na me u talk say go steal? _{My life! O Lord, deliver me from these little people. Amen.}

I go retaliate. Seun go close NL.

English hard sha!

Whats this?

surely?

The egg no roll anywhere, no be u theif am?

And u be Persident, Tatafo United

I said stop lying!!!!

plus on scammer

How? Stop lying and let the devil be ashamed.

big time gossips

shut it!!!

me because i wan enjoy fresh air

swindlers fraudsters and hoodlums.

comot for here!

Danfo jam am for back?

The 9th floor balcony is out of service.