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 Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 4:01pm On Mar 03, 2011 |
 ^^ Move one side first, ID!@Lysaa I have me, get in line, no dey do face like kpomo on top "swag" jorh  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 2:38pm On Mar 03, 2011 |
At least my levels still pass oga Dani own. . . see as he do eyes. . . Lysaa, swag is yesterday, i'm the future.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:51pm On Mar 03, 2011 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:36pm On Mar 03, 2011 |
lol no u ain't. . . only all those small small boys wey u sabi well well. . .  . . . wey that studio sef |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:14pm On Mar 03, 2011 |
Your fans, my stans |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 12:11am On Mar 03, 2011 |
| u don't knw the immensity of fck i don't give |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 10:45am On Mar 02, 2011 |
oh shattap |
| Celebrities › Re: Tuface And The Illuminati. Could This Be True? by D1KeleVra(op): 5:47pm On Feb 23, 2011 |
it aint |
| Celebrities › Re: Tuface And The Illuminati. Could This Be True? by D1KeleVra(op): 11:13am On Feb 23, 2011 |
spikedcylinder: blink182: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 9:03am On Feb 23, 2011 |
Google Images has loooads of pictures dear I like it when i'm so helpful, it's fulfilling |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 3:01pm On Feb 22, 2011 |
This is how it starts |
| Celebrities › Re: Tuface And The Illuminati. Could This Be True? by D1KeleVra(op): 1:41pm On Feb 22, 2011 |
| The End? The end of what? There's no screen play here spiked |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:46pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 4:51pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
I don't drink pepsi |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 4:44pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Tuface And The Illuminati. Could This Be True? by D1KeleVra(op): 4:23pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
| @ ^^^ |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by D1KeleVra(m): 2:53pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
| shoot. . . please |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:40pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
El Guapo:It's a big white house, located @ 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500. . . . you'd have to make an appointment to come in and see me tho. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by D1KeleVra(m): 1:34pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
nino bash: Kindly rephrase  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:27pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
That's not very nice lysa. . . a "good day" would have been more appropriate don't u think!? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:18pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
| wonders won't end |
| Celebrities › Tuface And The Illuminati. Could This Be True? by D1KeleVra(op): 1:11pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Lagos - Amid constant rumours making the rounds that several chart-topping musicians are now members of the secret society, Illuminati, Nigeria, known never to carry last, now has its own singing sensation and father of many nations, Tu Face Idibia, as a rumoured member. Famed Musicians such as Jay-Z, Beyonce, Rick Ross, Kanye West, and Rihanna have all been at one time or another connected to the secret society and are rumoured to make up the higher ranks of the infamous cult. Several outsiders are perplexed at the inclusion of Nigerian Tu Face as he has yet to attain the financial heights or musical success generally enjoyed by fellow society members. However, speaking with an insider - who chose to remain anonymous to speak candidly on the matter - it was revealed that while Mr Face was yet to achieve the celebrity status internationally that much of the other members enjoy, his incredible ability to spread his seed has made him attractive as the Illuminati feel that should the need ever arise to build an army to defend itself, Mr Face will be very instrumental in pro-creating a new generation, and pro-creating fast. It was learnt that at his induction in to the society, Mr Face was made to endure a daylong session on how to prevent unwanted pregnancies, or in Nigerian parlance, Belle (not pronounced Belle, as in the French Word, but Belleh). He was also made to endure a conditioning session in which he was strapped into a chair and electrodes were attached to his something. He was then made to watch pictures of Beyonce and Rihanna repeatedly displayed on a giant screen in front of him, and each picture was accompanied by an electricity shock delivered to his something through the electrodes. This treatment was meant to prevent him from unleashing his manshewo ways on the female members of the society. Our insider revealed that shortly after the electricity shock treatment, Mr. Face bumped into Beyonce in the hallway of the society and he immediately experienced a fit resembling epilepsy. This was proof that the electrical conditioning had worked. Beyonce, who didn’t know about the shock therapy, is reported to have been flattered as she thought that Mr. Face had simply caught a case of the Holy Ghost at her beauty. In related News, Pastor T.B Joshua has offered a cure for all Illuminati members. . . for an undisclosed fee of course.
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| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 10:03pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
I can't dare u |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 9:43pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
No mind am |
| Crime › Re: Irate Students Humiliate Randy Lecturer by D1KeleVra(m): 12:10pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
| Don't u think ur taking this groupie biz a lil too far? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:26pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
| e no reach? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 4:52pm On Feb 14, 2011 |
Pharoh:Plumber! Go hug naf transformer |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 10:02am On Feb 14, 2011 |
drunks |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 9 Words Women Use by D1KeleVra(m): 10:01am On Feb 14, 2011 |
okay |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Val Joke by D1KeleVra(m): 9:45am On Feb 14, 2011 |
What a joke |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mehn, Na Die I Dey . Lol by D1KeleVra(m): 5:20pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
I know say na conji dey worry u. . . no chick fit give u face |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Song U Feelin Rite Now? by D1KeleVra(m): 11:15am On Feb 03, 2011 |
K.West n Jay-Z ~ H.A.M, Lil'Wayne n Nicki ~ What's Wrong With them, Nicki n Em ~ Romans Revenge, TI n Em ~ All That She Wrote , K.West ~ All of the Lights |
