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LOL, that's all I can say, just LOL

IAM4BAT4plus4:
My beloved brother in Christ, that's the only way out of this country's problemz




Jagaban the man

"country's problem" and you're still shouting jagaban, problem no dey tire you?

Bro! Guys like this don't deserve response, save your strength, they're doomed already

StoicKings:
This one Dey online Dey catch cruise with something that can even take his life.

I know it’s the little benefits you are getting that is making you all gas up.

Let’s say Tinubu wins, Max 4 years extra, do you think he will make your life any better? The highest you would get is few hundreds.

But reality will hit you so bad at the right time, either now or when you are old, wrinkled and need good medical attention and there virtually no doctor to take care of you.


Peter Obi would be okay, a man who has been giving out millions for decades will be very okay.

But you and others like you will regret this life.

You can come back and try some rebuttal but you will only be deceiving yourself, you can’t deceive that reality that is OFF nairaland and OFF the internet. It willl visit you while you sleep, when you wake up, when you eat, when you go out, when you come back…

It’s all fun until it’s no fun.

Enjoy your little opium.

IAM4BAT4plus4:
FTC on PBAT thread! ♥️


So sweet 😍 😍 😍 😍



Even the heart of Igbo land is for the Jagaban ♥️



The love for Asiwaju is massive cross country.




Hit Like for PBAT if you love Jesus


Share if you want to be confused 😕


Ignore if you no want make heaven!

you're someone's relative, but see how you're fooling yourself online, it's a shame

Watch Tinubu make promises ahead of 2027 election, the worst thing that can happen to us Nigerians is Tinubu coming back for a second term, it's going to be disastrous, his second tenure is going to be full of calamity, this I have seen

GrammarNazi1:
That's a very serious crime.

Even if your brother donates a kidney to you, if you give him some money to appreciate him, you will be arrested.

It's a crime.

where you hear this one from again?

James4358:
Discharge her now... Don't be like me. I ignored the signs and learnt the hard way.

in other words you saw wonders 😆😂

You're a very big mumu man, you think it it was her, she'll tell you the truth? Funny enough, she might have cheated on you too

Remember Sen. Ike Ekweremadu is still there o, don't joke with UK

Threedoorsdown:
Lol, don't be naive

Davido has no issues with APC only when it's about his uncle or family . He deleted tweets calling out the president/apc

Politics shouldn't be a career (i agree) but na career for him uncle and no problem

Davido doesn't fight for you or care about you. Na him selfish interest he de pursue

And yes, APC are useless elements

thank you jare, politics is not a career for others but it is for his uncle

No update yet bro, as for the pay, you don't even need to know the amount, just pray you get it, you'll be settled for life!

Clemence6969:
Hello sir....please any update on ECOWAS job. And what's the pay like?

What's up with ECOWAS, any update?

No update?

Local wetin? No be only local government chairmen

algomachine:
Replacement and swapping not recruitment . This are slots from Emirs, Igwes, LG chairmen, Governors etc

You didn't get the sarcasm there

Dogalmighty17:
Seun Okin becomes a mouse when he interviews Wike. Probably because of the brown envelope Wike gives him. He has suddenly remembered aggressive journalism with Amaechi.

Anyways. I know my classmates and my classmates know me. Both in university, secondary school and primary school. I also have all my certificates too.

A person that has no certificates to show, has no business presiding over this country. Desperate criminals unknown to any institution of learning are a disgrace.

If the lowest ranked recruit in the armed forces must present a document to show that he has had some form of learning and education, then anyone who purports to be their commander in chief must be seen to at least possess the minimum requirements of the office and also be above board in integrity and character.

Does it mean they were cool after the first tenure? Because I'm wondering why OBJ still picked him as a running mate for the second term

mecuries:
Beans?.... Beans is more of a carbohydrate than protein. I hope you know we were taught mostly rubbish in primary school/ jss

really? I never knew, or is this a sarcasm?

As I see him comment,I just begin laff

ZombieTERROR:
he works as a data boy
30k

vislabraye:
Good luck to the lucky candidates. Mobil pays like crazy. Sometimes, I wonder why i didn't go into that line of study.

Lol, the line that you are, where are you now working?
You dey very funny

Guyzzz:
NIMASA still accepting CVs at Lagos HQ at VI. 150 slots in all.

Induction to start mid-August.

they accept hard copy, and is it just CV or you include other documents?

You no even suppose pay for those things

AdolfHitlerxXx:
With Nigerian girls.... Materialism and greed.

Soon as I returned from Europe, I enter Bumble ...

Went on a date and the way this girl ordered food and requested for takeaway, you would think food scarcity dey. Turkey 2 pieces plus ..fish plus moin moin plus egg plus....

I offered to drop her home since she said it was like 10 minutes away.

I asked for the address to put on Google maps and she was stammering and insisting on giving directions.

I said Abuja isn't where you will be speeding on smooth road and be hearing " turn left , turn right"

When she finally did, it was almost 30 mins on the map. I manufactured a fake online meeting and blocked her immediately

Which address do you apply to? Lol

I've been on this thread since when it was on page 97, page 97!! And I'm not even capping, during the time of paramilitary, Ogwashi, dtish, Nekkycee, I've forgotten most people's name, till now, nothing has changed, no FG job till now but in all, we thank God for life

This thread is for only embassy jobs, please drop any legit embassy jobs here let people apply.

Checkwell:
Why bring it online? And why is this news? This is so irrelevant. People carry badly injured people in their pool of blood, get them to the hospital, still clean their soiled car by themselves. Yet they don't make noise about it online.

Really, social media has made so many people less reasonable.

"pool of blood" and shit, how do they correlate?

ibtommy:
Dey there dey deceive yourself. Do you know some viral diseases are no easily detectable until after their window periods? You dey do wuruwuru test to endorse your shookooshookoo life dey happy.
Conducting a test for a sin partner each time you wanna commit "it" doesn't guarantee safe sex jare!!!! That is why the lab resukt would read something like this: "As of today, 25th July, tested.....to...". The virus may become reactive just the next day or few weeks to months lady. Better be careful.

very correct

rickpat:
Na so they dey complete national team football....since you added u19 and u21. ..let me add more...u17 world cup,u20 world cup,Olympic gold,make he complete these ones na...


No mind me oo...I love Spain too much...so no be bad belle

you're right, he should win those ones

Ambassador4chri:
Omo.. i heard their recruitment takesa very long time oo.. it can linger for a year or more.

nawaoo, if you don get that job, you don rest for life, you and poverty go become "straight line"

Any update on ECOWAS?

Goodmarlian:
I am just tired of this my girls approach towards our relationship,this girl is good ,well behaved and has a good job shes doing at hand but the problem I have with her is that she barely picks my calls or reply chats don't get me wrong we talk so very well offline we can gist for long and all that but we are no longer together forget it she will never reply my chats or calls
I have complained a lot about this to her she will apologize but still continue now I think it either she doesn't really like me as I think or she just want to weaponise communication I just want to continue with the relationship for fun while a find someone else who is ready and prioritizes me for marriage ,I see poor communication as a huge red flag .

she's just waiting for a better option to come, is she schooling in UNIBEN?

Exousiang01:
You children are just funny.
Just imagine.
Anyway this thread is for adults not children tho....
You think respect is only for those older than you?
Your parents did some batd job rasing you.

You obviously don't have a car, if you do, you won't expect your mechanic to go have a bath and change before coming to take a look at your car when LASMA is already trying to tow it away for obstructing traffic.
Imagine calling your mechanic and he says he is in workshop but he had to have a bath and get changed before coming to look at your car....

How old are you again?

these type of people are always opposite of what they say online

voortrekker966:
Unless he has evidence of criminal activities at the shrine, he has no right to destroy anything there. Some Christians are worse than Boko Haram.

even if there's evidence of criminal activities, he's not the government