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E pain you wella

izombie:
Believe this, you'll believe anything

Binun ke?
Olohun maje!

Rayjay45:
E pain you sotey you carry your papa enter yabis.

Mabinu o, we wey get better pale no dey use am play on the Internet.

Bringing your father to this is very unnecessary

Rayjay45:
Even fuuuls are allowed to dream sha

Don't worry none of them go enter
Na great president Tinubu time till 2031

Rayjay45:
No funding shortfall indeed.

You know I used to rate people like Ben growing up listening to Rhythm 93.7 and watching STV.

How are the mighty fallen!

Sad thing be say these ones fell for cheap

Make PO or Atiku enter now and you go see the blawdy windvane singing a different tune.

Dogalmighty17:
Nothing can stop him o. Let him just try and survive till the election. Person wey don dey behave like corpse.😂

you might go before him. Just a quick reminder

Dogalmighty17:
This administration won't be around for a long time.

yes after 2031 Tinubu will leave

This one will never recover from this .
hell rufai will be gone for a very long time . If he is lucky to live to tell the story

This thing makes you eat more and more .
That is it

1380 at nipco

It's happening to me right now.
Just one round with my wife,I rolled over and sleep.
Girlfriend? Omo na knack knacker oo.
I understand this topic very well.

Same people that funded 2023 will fund 2027.
Sir sweat no more

[quote author=seunmsg post=140789766]Video Of NDC Ward Meeting In Kano

NDC ward meeting somewhere deep in the North.#Structure pic.twitter.com/bHWN2Fp8ID

— MaziTundeEdnutfan (@originalproflle) September 30, 2026

where is the presidential candidate?

Lol
Funny people.
I could remember in those days I used to listen to political platforms on Ray power in Abuja.
They mentioned it that , any good roads in Anambra were built by ngige. Mocking Peter obi then governor.
Now this road was supposed to be done by a councillor you are happily accredited it to Mr obi?

cyrusmillz:
No matter the amount spent on PR , it can't change the reality of what is on ground.

what reality?

Drunk man

Hezmatosky210:
So of all the beautiful, comfortable, and predictable life in abroad, na woman be your issue?
Yours faithfully

after all the money, sex is most important brother

DEXTROVERT:
If I were a serious presidential candidate... Challenging Tinubu today...
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‎My two biggest promises would be to return subsidy to pre-2023 level... and pegging the Naira....
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‎Atiku tried but he is scared of putting out a figure...
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‎Sowore and the SDP guys are inconsequential...
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‎Even though Tinubu is in pole position... Atiku and Obi have some base....
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‎If I were in their shoes....I will promise taking fuel to N300.....
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‎To actualize these ...the Naira must be pegged...
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‎I will peg it at N300 to a dollar.... by fiat....
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‎Tinubu has amassed enough reserve to defend the Naira for at least two years...
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‎today a litre of fuel is equivalent to a dollar...
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‎So I won't be paying subsidy.... but simply defending Naira with Tinubu and cardoso sweat...
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‎Leadership is not rocket science... on the day of my swearing in.... I will do opposite of what Tinubu did in Eagle square....
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‎" Subsidy is Back "
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‎There would be jubilation across Nigeria...
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‎Many would be taking their dead and abandoned generator to repair...
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‎In the first one year .... petrol sellers would definitely be selling old stock.... so reducing fuel from N1300 to N300 would take time...
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‎I would immediately set up taskforce to crackdown on the shylock marketers...
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‎Fuel scarcity would return in full force...
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‎" leading is not rocket science"...
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‎Nigerians would groan...in queue at NNPCL stations... why black market keep prices at N1500+..
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‎in solidarity....I will join them in fuel queues...
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‎After one year... normalcy return... in my 3rd year in office FX reserve is gone.... I no longer have institutions ready to give me dollar.... dollar scarcity returns...... Aboki becomes the king again...

Aboki can exchange their dollar for N2000 ...but official rate is N300.... If you don't see it anywhere for N300 pretend you are seeing it.... Nothing is actually real in life..
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‎Under Tinubu $1billion received from crude sales gives Nigeria N1.3 trillion...
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‎But under my govt.... it becomes N300 billion.....
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‎So all these shout of govs getting too much money disappear.... so they go back to the rosy era of not paying salaries...
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govs and their family will be hungry...
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‎Imported goods will be very cheap... A bag of foreign rice would be sold for N15k.. Local industries would close shops..
‎But I would advice their workers to embrace farming..... that's our destiny...
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‎Let's leave industrialization for oyibo...
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‎of course tax revenue will crash as imports crush all local industries...
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‎That is no big deal...as there would be no money for politicians to l00t....
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‎Minimum wage should go back to N20,000.... Labor would resist it.... but..
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‎" Leadership is not rocket science"
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‎I promised 4 years term...
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‎When CBN dollar dry up...
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‎Fuel scarcity returns....
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‎industries dried up....
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‎Salaries stopped....
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‎Construction works stops...
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‎protest everywhere.....
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‎I will travel abroad for two weeks...
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‎Shave my beard....
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‎When I return.... they can call me ghost and Igwe from Congo...
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‎After my tenure.... I leave my successor to either clean up the mess I left behind or swim inside the mess.
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‎Afterall " leadership is not rocket science"
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‎Anyone who thinks leadership is rocket science is the reason why the Urhobos say....
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‎It is better to born a thief than to born a mumu...
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‎Proverbs are not for kids...
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I enjoyed your write up though.
Sarcasm would no kii you

Ok sir

Kaczynski:
Stop coping. You are still a low income earner and getting paid in a tissue paper currency propped with dead people.

I sell food in the evening by roadside
God has blessed me with that.
I established myself last year April.
Now I have 10 staffs right now.
Alihamdulillah!!!

Kaczynski:
Define this

I run street food business and am doing pretty well

Your people in southwest and Kwara,.... Yes daddy!

What corner?
Na you only believe this lamba

aworatak:
The Turakin Adamawa Atiku Abubakar is simply adopting the playbook the Association of Past and Present Criminals used in the run up to 2015 elections.
As it stands now the presidency and the Apc are boxed in a corner. They can neither move left nor right.
Their only way out is to come up with a lie they will sell to the uninformed electorate.

Early marriage effects

Her business

Evaress:
It feels like the people who are drawn to me aren’t the ones I’m drawn to. I don’t feel a connection, and I can’t fake it.

Meanwhile, the people I genuinely like don’t seem to feel the same way about me.

Then I get blamed for being single, like I’m the problem for saying no.

But should I force feelings that aren’t there? I’ve tried, and it doesn’t work.

I just wish it was easier to find someone who feels the same way I do.

I want the feelings to be mutual on both sides not one-sided love.

I don't even need the man to be as handsome as brad pitt or as rich as Elon musk. There is this certain type of appeal that i find attractive in a Guy which most guys don't have.

get mud and sand , create that guy you want. Simple!

Side effects of pills 💊

Very good
Never get married again.

Well you are right. Anything consumed in excess would have negative impact.
Msg is in every seasoning cubes. That is what makes food taste good . Back then in culinary school when we were doing continental dish. We didn't enjoy the dishes because it just salt and black for seasoning.
Umami is found in most of vegetable we eat, better than agric chicken, corn seedless grapes and many other.
The bad reputation came from America propaganda when there restaurant started struggling with Asian dishes in flavour and taste ,after world war 2, when some American in Japan tasted Asian dish

Brock lasner said obafemi is the future of WWE .
Write it down he is taking world heavyweight championship from Roman by April next in wrestmania 2027

I learn something tonight
Thank you sir

nairalanda1:
Yeah because to lift power supply Nigeria needs about 15 trillion in investments in the power sector annually

And the reason why we are not getting that is because for the past fifty years government has been setting the price of power below the cost to produce it

The result is that in April for example, discos made 206 billion naira. Revenue collection is 80% of consumers now. And they were expected to receive electricity worth 330 billion naira for distribution.

Most people who will quote me to abuse me somehow expect 206 billion naira to pay for 330 billion naira worth. of electricity . In one month

Right.

Investment means nothing when the government sets prices

And the band A thing that APC and Tinubu boast about, it was tried in India. And India to this day has power cuts. As a result India is expected to remove power subsidy in a few years.


I expect to be abused and to be called an APC supporter and to be told that I am still in my parents house and that I have no work, for telling a simple economic truth, that anything being sold must be sold at a profit.


Prof Nnaji said it last year. Cost reflective tarrifs is the way forward.

With or without corruption

No mercedes no car

givedemwotowoto:
Tinubu supporters really don't know what they have brought upon themselves.

Winter is coming.

Empty threats