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Me that loves and appreciates good Quality Food and Amazing Sex and My Beautiful Marijuana.

Freedom Is Indeed Priceless

You should be grabbed by the Neck and given Several Hot Slaps

LewsTherin:
In the old days in school, hanging out with some girl around lunch time.

Me: girl, are you hungry?
Girl: (trying to be coy) not really
Me: ok. Wait for me, I'm going to the canteen to eat. I'll meet you here when I'm done.
Girl: (surprised pikachu face)

2nd day
Me: gurl, are you hungry?
Girl: (remembering the previous day) yes oh. I am quite hungry
Me: ok, go to the canteen, I'll meet you here when you get back.


There are many ways to skin a cat.

Chinkos99:
Hey I didn't set him up
Just took him as a workmate/ bestie

Bestie Kee you there

ethicallyright:
"A strong man doesn't have to be dominant toward a woman. He doesn't match his strength against a woman weak with love for him. He matches it against the world." - Marilyn Monroe.





Norma Jean, also Marilyn Monroe , was the Kardashian of the 60s. A sex figure she was - an innocent fine face, endowed with curly blonde hair and the slim figure 8 which were in Vogue few decades past. Many men who we would later define as simps ,fell at her feet and wished they could have just a night with the late thespian.

The quote above suggests that women do not love men who beg them for love. If he walked your flat ass out of his office and saw you as the flirt you are, you'd fall for him. If he didn't convert his job hours at the mall to a honey moon, the title of this thread could have been :

"I love my boss but he doesn't care"

or
" My boss is rich but doesn't love women. How do I make him notice and fall in love with me?"

We've warned these weak men consistently but they care little. Tell him to give you 5 million naira and thereafter blackmail him with rape. Maybe he will learn this precious lesson the hard way.

Lucky lady, I give you my blessings!

I love it when a Man Speaks Knowledge.

Thou art Wise Sir

#Respect

Fat Women are very good at BLOWJÔBS... Don't ask me how I know

This is funny, Even our own Naija doctors want to trend too

The Question Is,... That church member that shot those two armed Robbers dead in the house of God,.. will that Church Member Make Heaven??

Righteousness89, this question is for you and your Holier than thou Personality.

Now It has Ended In WEEPING and Sincere WAILING and gnashing of Teeth for those girls

Where's The Proof??, .. Hope this is not one of those "CÒCK and BULL STORY"

Akwa-ibom is Finer

ednut1:
show us iyana iba, ikotun, ajegunle, iyana ipaja, okoko, bariga. same island you dey show has no good traffick, no train or tram see traffick for adetokunbo ademola road lol. stop celebrating mediocrity. Eko Atlantic self they haven't completed the sand filling stopped since 2017. nonsense

The Person that commented above Me is also the same person that is using that moniker called "righteous89" .... I wonder why he didn't quote the Bible for this particular story,.... Or Is it because the person that was involved in the Fraud is American thats why he suddenly lost his ability to Quote Bible Verses?? ... If it was a Nigerian that was involved, am sure he would have quoted his usual Bible Verses.

MinorityOpinion:
Nnamdi is far from humble, he is an arrogant, not so bright hypocrite, hateful and instigator of violence why he and his family are chilling in UK

Thou art Wise Sir,

I pity those Fools that listen to that "Attention Seeker" and his Rubbish.

lefulefu:
u don forget say na naija u dey
even amongst guys when a guy is seen in the gym trying to keep fit he is viewed as someone who has lacked focus but when a man is seeing in the beer palour drinking to stupor he is regarded as a real man
also in naija when u have a big belly it is regarded as enjoyment and a blessing unlike when u are in shape u regarded as a player
outside naija if u have a pot belly ppl will be nagging u to go to the gym and dat that big stomach is killing u slowly.different strokes for different folks in different countries

Professor Lefulefu,... I enjoyed the story you were telling Victorian Yesterday, have you completed the story about the woman and her daughter that were both lazy and didn't do any house work and left all the work for her Professor husband till he died while washing his car one day... Have you completed the story, lemme go and read it

It's good to be Rich and Powerful

Its only in Indonesia you'll see news like this,... You can't see news like this in Nigeria

Righteousness89:
Apart from the Reduction in her Body size, what I see is a Lady who once had a sense of decency in the way she Dressed and has now thrown that Decency to the wind in the Name of Weight loss/Fashion!

So she should be Fat in the name of Decency abi??

Your Username "LocalChampion" says it all ... No one wants a Local Champion... Everyone Salivates at Sophistication.

ZINIBANKS:
We don't even know if you're a girl or a boy

Equal2DeTask:


Daddy

Equal2DeTask... How are you Doing Sir.

Over here Owerri and Rain na 5 and 6 and you know how body dey sweet pesin any time rain falls and the weather is cold

Afonjas will deal with those Hausa Pigs that thinks the World Revolves Around Them

Samyj247:
My Man that made me fell in love with juventus

Juventus had already won like 6-7 straight Seria titles before that Ronaldo Came In.... Without that Ronaldo, Juventus would have still Comfortably be winning their Seria titles.


Lionel Messi Still Remains The Greatest Footballer Walking The Face Of Planet Earth.

Madam I know it's you that it happened to ....You think you can Deceive me

The guy is tired Of her KPEKUS

J111333:
Hian, man can not cheat in peace again?

Suffer suffer too much for Naija,
ladies biko understand that this suffering sometimes cause temporary brain disorder.

Na so I carry sidechick one day thinking she was my main girl. Na suffer suffer cause my brain to miscalculate.

Lionel Messi still remains the GREATEST.

If these Hungry looking Fools are Executed .. bastard tongues will start Wagging.

Oga I hope that you're not Suddenly Tired of her KPEKUS and you're using style to discharge her