₦airaland Forum

Simplyleo:
Nkechi killed Auwal Suleman because of cheating? Very weird.

Auwal must have discovered Nkechi is a borehole and decided to kill konji at a suitable place. But Nkechi, knowing she is finished without Auwal decided to do what she was very good in doing.

But which kind love dey exist between Nkechi and Auwal sef?

Suleiman was her Meal Ticket

Oga to Slap that your Large FOREHEAD and that your IGBOtic Lips dey hungry me

Synagogue Church Of All Nations

The Lord is My Strength

Someone once told me that some human beings their brain is Filled with COW URINE,.. I wanted to Slap that person, but now I see he has a Point.

As he has come here emto nairaland to seek for advice,

He's next Caption will be,
"Nairaland Deceived me with Bad Advice, I should have listened to those other three Pastors"

Anybody that blames Buhari for this should be given Several Hot Slaps

PrinceOfEast:
i tried calling her but she won't pick up..d last time she said; i don't care abuh her and i should quit my job and come down to lagos.

If you quit that your job for that stupid girl,
Oga, I can assure you that it will end in Wailing and Weeping and gnashing of Teeth for you

A Nigerian man cannot try this

La Click La Collapse

Nyamuriflathead:
I rarely see Women sponsoring outings or dates in shopping malls, hotels, clubs etc. But i always see women chanting equality on twitter. How Can someone enjoy all the opportunities, loads of gifts and preferential treatments being given to them for free in the society and still come out to say "This life is not fair" bothers me.
The life is not fair to MEN, not Women.

The other day i helped my male friend with some substantial amount of money to complete his rent. And when i was broke and needed just 20k to do a project, i asked him to borrow me 10k He said he doesn't have chi-chi. And during the weekend he organized a lavish birthday party for his liability of a girlfriend who couldn't even help him with money when he needed help.
And that same gf will kom online and be shouting equality. Do you know what that means? that you didn't deserve to get that birthday treat and i deserved to get the 10K because i have added more value to your bfs life

The Lord Is Your Strength

That Nengi thinks that her Shit doesn't Stink

** Spits in Disgust **

Lawdis:
....just come because I've reserved 2bed room flat for you.....plus 3 different fresh girls to massage you morning, afternoon and night including fresh soup of all kinds filled with perewinkos.....served hot all the time

It has Ended In WEEPING and Sincere WAILING and gnashing of Teeth for those Women with their Tired KPEKUS

This is bad news for his village people because am sure the lost some members when he vomited those cockroaches,

Now his village people will try again later, maybe this time, they'll come back in form of BAT this time around

Ekpeitut:
Lol. This is the summary of why our politicians keep taking us for a ride - we are so gullible! When somebody vomits it's usually accompanied by stomach juices and saliva.

Live cockroach ni

To Relocate to Akwa Ibom dey hungry me

To Slap this Poster dey hungry me,

As you've killed that bat, the mother of that bat will report to the nearest police station of Bat and file a missing persons report for her child you've killed,..the police station will then send detectives to determine the last known location of the Missing Bat.

Oga Poster, be expecting more Bats in your house and don't forget to buy more anointing oil

POVERTY and DEPRESSION is a Bad Combo

Lionel Messi Is Still The Greatest Of All Time

Prince Thought he was a "Skilled Loverboy" ... Now it has ended in WEEPING and WAILING and gnashing of Teeth for the guy

This is as a result of "SEE FINISH"

She don see her boyfriend Finish, that's why she wants a new Challenge

Always avoid "SEE FINISH"

jrusky:
Oh Lord pls why, Chukwu why did you created a human like this guy?

They are telling you entire East is not even up to a single state called Kogi you did not comment about that you just jumped Lagos bigger or smaller than Imo pls Nwanne biko Oginni? Use your sense nah biko.

Read the news again and again and understand wha message the post or the news is trying to pass across.

Wake up!!!

You're trying to sound educated right?

The Sourcerer is here again. With his Chilling Posts,.. exactly what I need this morning