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The suspected drug traffickers whose names were given as Okeke Uchenna and Azubuike Jeremiah Emeka

It means she likes and appreciates your Penis and she wants God Almighty to keep you and your Dick alive and in good health

Why do I have this feeling that he replaced Nengi because Nengi didn't give him the Kpekus that he's been dreaming of

The man on the right has Funny looking Ears with that his yeye Lips

Badorey1:
Developers strike again!

The accused are Igbanugo Chibuike alias Mmawulu Udukak Don, 29, of Seegehalli and Uchenna Emmanuel Eze, 25

Azmanaty:
These people are growing in leaps and bounds where their brothers here are looking for head to hack and churches to bomb

SocialJustice:
This toto go still get taste so?

Chii59:
Keep quiet. Have you no shame?

Madam I want it to pepper you very well

Proud and non Submissive Women never ever go far in Relationship and Marriage.... I say this without Remorse

NwaAmaikpe:





This must be very sexually frustrating.
It happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his might.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

EmekaBlue:
These whores are becoming brutal lately

Generalnomercy:
Sophisticated afonja scammers

I Laughed Loud and hard when I read that one of the robbers that was burnt went to steal at a different location and he was caught and the brought the guy back to the street where he lived and Burnt him.

Am sure that all those Slay Queens that lives in his street that he was stealing to IMPRESS must have denied ever knowing him

InfernoNig:
Behind every make-up, is one ugly face

Sundrus:
abi na Ghana girls dey get wet dreams over 9ja guys. No let me tell u my adventure when i dey Ghana oh.

Tell us your adventure when you dey Ghana, abi dem pursue you from Ghana back to Naija

ResourceHub:
When you finally see him let us know Who knows maybe you threatened him hard enough to go sleep in cemetery for ten weeks just to blow

The woman says she came out one day and saw her 9month old son lying down naked with the father

Now I ask

What's wrong with a baby of 9 months old Lying down naked with his own BIOLOGICAL Father??

Omihanifa:
I think you allowed your wife to see you finish

How can you be escorting her to go and pee and also escort her back when she's done peeing
Which kind love be that one

As regards the things she said to you via SMS and verbal exchange. All I can say is that you have a snake over your roof.

Curious345:
Huhn .

This story raise my prick o

Oga How this story go raise your prick,

To Slap you dey hungry me.

When are you posting pictures from the Kitchen jare

iLegendd:
More like damn, he has written a chapter of a future book in few minutes.

dawnomike:
He needs prayers...? I thought he could not wait to meet his Virgins that are waiting for him in paradise.

So uncle Shekau is "critically ill"

Serves him right.


Next time when the Devil tells him to Bomb Nigerians, he'll run faster than Ben Johnson

The money this people are calling is making my head Spin.... It's like the don't know that there's serious Hunger in the Land.

La Believe this Story La Collapse

BoboNogoDie:
This rubbish of going down on a knee should stop!
It's not in our culture!
Why go down on a knee to propose?
Marriage this days only favours the women.
Why would I knee and beg to acquire a PREDICAMENT?
Worst of all, most of these girls are used and leftover products.

Tufia!

Oga I want it to pepper you very well

southniyikaye:
pm me sir or rather, I just pm you.. Cos there are so many zombies here who will wNt to take my number and track their father

Xenry:
Alright, this is actually what happens when you are being controlled by emotions in a relationship, — the girl would easily influence your actions and thoughts with little or less efforts.
The first mistake you made was to accept the relationship without agreeing to her "not having séx before marriage" idea, even though you know she was serious about it. Then, at that point, it was your job to decide which way the relationship should go. But you didn't, because you were carried away by emotions.
In addition to that, you cheated on her without officially breaking up with her. Why not finish one race before entering into another.
Now, back to blocking her and stuffs. All you have to do is, ignore her. Girls likes attention, but when they can't get it, jealousy and it's like is sure to come. Ignore her and you would fine. But before ignoring her, make sure you make it clear and obvious to her that you guys aren't dating anymore.
Now, to avoid making such mistakes in the future. 1.Never continue with the relationship at initially stage, if and only if you don't agree with the terms and conditions. It's very important to stick to this simple advice, because not all terms and conditions are/or can easily be broken.
2.Try not to cheat unless you are totally done with her, and also, try to make it clear to her that you are done. No heart is worth breaking without warning.
3.Don't and never allow yourself to be emotionally attached to anything, not just people, anything at all can be dangerous. Why should you not allow that? Because it is a 'focus killer'. Remember, you need focus to keep working/walking and keep living.
That's all for now, I wish you the best of luck. Just ignore her and you would be fine. But next, make sure you are more careful before agreeing to any terms and conditions.

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