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Me bros ,i still dey here-o.In yola,infact am in d library @ AUN right now.
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SCRAP IT OR MAKE IT OPTIONAL. I HAVE BEEN SERVING NIGERIA FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS AND I WONT STOP SERVING.

ITS A WASTE OF TIME CONSIDERING OUR CURRENT PREDICAMENT. NOTHING SEEMS TO WORK IN THIS COUNTRY. LET THERE BE NO COMPULSION IN NYSC PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
@dadisGAL

Where in Adamawa did you serve? I'm in Adamawa presently to do a job, Mubi to be precise

How about dis:
its important to have a guy who is loaded
its important dat he shuldnt b a 1 min guy
its important dat he shud b faithful 2 u
(1)Bill Gates
(2)a joystick
(3)a dog

I wont b caught dead reading all dis trash.

Yeeho!Beeaauutiful.LUV it luv it luv it.Serves does bloody black haters right.I am so proud of being black.Bless u broda & blessings on ur generations yet unborn.

Amigoes, Y r u so bitter?Without d scheme,calamities will still befall many.Pls look on d bright side,PLEASE.

I have read most of the views here & i must say i agree with most.But i can neva support d call 4 d scrapping of d progrgramme.Y?Now d scheme was put in place by d then head of state:Gowon as part of measures to re-unite d various parts of d country afta d civil war.
But everything has got its bad side.yes,now pple use their connections to influence where they want to b posted to among oda things.The shabby treament of corp members in a land strange to dem doesnt help matters.
I just finished my NYSC in Adamawa state & it was a memorable experience.Now am an indigene of cross river state who had neva been out of d shores of my place & 4 an adventurous person like me,dat has been hell.Besides isnt travelling,seeing new places and pple part of education?
Most of us stay in d comfort of our homes and believe wateva tale is been told about pple we hav neva met.an igbo friend told me dat wen he saw his posting to Adamawa,he began to cry because he believed dat he was going to b killed wit a dagger d moment he dropped 4rm d bus!But now he has been retained here & he wuldnt have wished 4 a beta deal.
I can only say dat despite d many ills of d scheme,it has been a blessing 2 many & it shud b improved but not srcapped.

Gamine & Tope,y una dey fall my hand now?

newdeal:
nice try but i did not find myself in any of the definitions! at least i've lived with me for years now! 

Bros make u talk true for once,la!!

I bet the girls won.They are s-o-o-o-o right(especially about finding a better model after committing to anoda).But then the irony is,they all assume the same profile soon enough.life is unfair to the ladies jo.

Come on guys,lets b truthfull to ourselves,una no laugh?my friend Frank fell from the chair laughing only to come back and abuse the guy.
Note: He is still recuperating from a special 'laughter illness' (the Doctor said) he had 2 weeks ago. Sorry.

YO LANDERS,THE PROBLEM WITH YA ALL IS THAT U KEEP LOOKING FOR AVENUES TO FLEX MUSCLES.WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE WASTING YOUR TALENT?
MAKE UNA GO REGISTER FOR WWF.

these are s-o-o-o-o-o lovely.

VERY BALANCED MY BROTHER,V-V-E-E-R-R-Y BALANCED.

serves the grand-motha-f**ker right.hope granny kept his lazy stick as a souvernir.

Why do you ask?

For the sake of Clarity: Male species.

Sis you were asked for a joke not to MAKE A JOKE OUT OF URSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sis you were asked for a joke not to MAKE A JOKE OUT OF URSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

come Mr Tom,what is your problem?Are u the first guy who has been ditched by a babe?Now why dont you tell us how many sisters have contemplated suicide because of you?

I really dont blame the chic for leaving a guy who goes appealing to the sympathy of the ladies to land a relationship.BE A MAN!!!!

oh come on,love sure is wicked.If u don't believe me,then come me.

[center]THE MALE SPECIES[/center]

In my dealings with the opposite sex, I have come to acquaint myself with their heterogenous nature. They fall into four major categories depending on, nothing. That's just how they are.

MR GOOD[/color][color=#990000][/color]
This is purely the least[/b] harmful [but not harmless] to the womenfolk. The reason is because he can't get close enough to do any damage. He is either a 'Celibate' or an 'Homosexual' . His only fault is that he is wasting his talent on a fellow undesirous element.

[color=#990000]MR BAD
This is the Certified 'Playboy'. He is most definitely loaded and feels he is a blessing to the sisters, so he goes about donating his third leg freely. Here is an easy way to spot him; he is the CEO of the "looking good business". He has the ladies at his beck and call with everyone sticking to her period. His rules;
                                                              (1)"call me before you come",
                                                              (2)"do not forget rule number 1".

MR TERRIBLE[color=Black][/color]
This is the 'Beast'. He treats women as 'Scum'. He carries himself as the Lord and Master. Infact, if he were asked his definition of the term"woman", his response, without batting an eyelid, would be "Punching bag, Househelp and Sexmate".

MR UGLY
Here comes the 'Charmer'. He is every ladies dreamguy. He is the lover, the romantic and the romeo. He is very patient, persistent and persuasive with a hitherto unwillng sister. When he eventually gets her, he treats her like a 'Queen'. He is simply 'irresistable'. Just when the unsuspecting sister begins to build her world around him, his "cold-feet" and "time to move-on" speech (which has been rehearsed and memorised to perfection) is been played for her. Of course she becomes an emotional wreck and ends up in a "psycho ward" or worse becomes the predator.

So there you are.[b] 'MISTERS' [/b]in the house, please locate the group you belong to.

Remember, "Honesty is the best policy".

Ah ah, ,this is wickedness in high places. How on earth did u get hold of my friend's grandma's pictures?(sori-o ben~jay)