[center]THE MALE SPECIES[/center]

In my dealings with the opposite sex, I have come to acquaint myself with their heterogenous nature. They fall into four major categories depending on, nothing. That's just how they are.

MR GOOD[/color][color=#990000][/color]
This is purely the least[/b] harmful [but not harmless] to the womenfolk. The reason is because he can't get close enough to do any damage. He is either a 'Celibate' or an 'Homosexual' . His only fault is that he is wasting his talent on a fellow undesirous element.

[color=#990000]MR BAD
This is the Certified 'Playboy'. He is most definitely loaded and feels he is a blessing to the sisters, so he goes about donating his third leg freely. Here is an easy way to spot him; he is the CEO of the "looking good business". He has the ladies at his beck and call with everyone sticking to her period. His rules;
                                                              (1)"call me before you come",
                                                              (2)"do not forget rule number 1".

MR TERRIBLE[/color]
This is the 'Beast'. He treats women as 'Scum'. He carries himself as the Lord and Master. Infact, if he were asked his definition of the term"woman", his response, without batting an eyelid, would be "Punching bag, Househelp and Sexmate".

[color=#000099]MR UGLY
Here comes the 'Charmer'. He is every ladies dreamguy. He is the lover, the romantic and the romeo. He is very patient, persistent and persuasive with a hitherto unwillng sister. When he eventually gets her, he treats her like a 'Queen'. He is simply 'irresistable'. Just when the unsuspecting sister begins to build her world around him, his "cold-feet" and "time to move-on" speech (which has been rehearsed and memorised to perfection) is been played for her. Of course she becomes an emotional wreck and ends up in a "psycho ward" or worse becomes the predator.

So there you are.[b] 'MISTERS' [/b]in the house, please locate the group you belong to.

Remember, "Honesty is the best policy".

huh

i will second this one

HUHUHUH

na wa oo, we done turn specie, what is our family name then??

Why do you ask?

For the sake of Clarity: Male species.

that for making it clear

now whatz our class??

@dadis gal,have we meet before??

nice try but i did not find myself in any of the definitions! at least i've lived with me for years now!

newdeal:

nice try but i did not find myself in any of the definitions! at least i've lived with me for years now! 

Bros make u talk true for once,la!!

I think we got too much mr. Ugly in Nigeria. Except with a diff describtion from what the poster stated

Gamine & Tope,y una dey fall my hand now?

Uhm. . . . Heheh! Comments reserved.

Another jilted woman who refuses to learn from her mistakes before she jumps in bed with another dude.

So people act like men are the on part of the human specie who act like this lady has described. Women act the same way, even worse from marrying for money so as to get a divorce to get half of what you didn't work for<--just an example

Any way for the women out there who harbour hate for me, if i were you i would take an inventory of my life and look at whats really important in life. Also learn from your past bad relationships(mistakes) and always always adjust your check list for what you are looking for in a man because i would admit to you that there are absolutely no perfect men.