₦airaland Forum

Nice tips.

The problem is not us.

The problem is the police who can't even read these same laws.

I have even seen them read the Newspaper upside down.

Ok

Yeye Tonto.

Why can't she just show us the part they had the surgery on?so that we can confirm ourselves if it's the good surgery, or a fake one like Innoson motors.

My eyes are trained to know good surgery,especially around the Boobi area.

Tonto You are an actress. Just pretend you are acting and show us the bweast na.

Seun has seen it. Churchill as seen it. Hushpuppi has seen it. Many politicians have seen it. Your Doctors and nurses have seen it.

Why you wan stingy with us?

Another home breaker.

Nobody told you to be single.

Very funny.

Looks like lalasticlacla

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Vanity.

See why I say Pastors are fraud?what hope do those they are preaching to have, when their Pastors are fighting over earthly possessions?

Somebody just whispered into my ears that it is the Igbo blood in them acting like this,and not the religious side.

I no gree.

The day I quit Nairaland

I will tell all of YOU.

FUVK YOU.

I laugh in Isoko.

Thank God it did not appear on his Amala and Ewedu Soup. It is only in the Western part of Nigeria, that Islamic miracles happen always.

Few times, there have been children born in Mushin and Environ that came out holding Qur'an.

So you want to tell me a book came out of a woman's kitten?That one just weak me. And now an Agbero said Allah appeared in his MOB(mop)water?

Shift make I faint.

This is nice.

This Ooni reminds me of Thomas Jefferson.

Thomas Jefferson was one of the original 13, that put their signature for the declaration of the independence by the United States from the British.

He was also the 3rd United States President and the 2nd Vice-president.

While Thomas Jefferson was strongly against slavery in his time,and even up to his death.

But In a very strange irony, Thomas Jefferson himself had more than 600 Slaves at his plantation.

The King has a Private Island in Lagos State,where people pay heavily to vacation there,plus the fact that him and Tinubu shared Lekki between themselves,and he is here talking about materialism?

Let me be coming and be going joor.

I have a question.

What does it take for a woman to get pregnant?I thought all it takes is for a man to meet a woman,and then put his seed inside?and if it does not work, she calculates when she is ovulating and then do it again.

When it does not work in this simple way, does it mean one of the parties has issues?

dingbang:
oga Nigeria was not mentioned in the writeup.. Read well please

And if to say you sabi read at all, you for see say i write If na Nigerian women,them go take am one step further.

Where you school?Near River?

Women always scheming.

The rate at which women scheme to tie a brother down is alarming,and very scary.

Nigeria women will even take it further one step by visiting Herbalists,White Garment Churches,Alfa's and their Grand mother in the Village for some powder to put in the man's food.

To get married,a man has to be mentally mature,financially mature,and be psychologically ready to go down that road.

Do not let a woman force you down that road. Some are even ready like the woman in this story,to sponsor the wedding.

Desperate women.

Final advice: If you are a Bachelor, stop that habit of allowing any woman(girlfriend/friend/side chick/one night stand)to be cooking for you.

Cook your food yourself,or go buy your food outside. These desperate WANT to be WIVES women,usually put funny stuff inside food to hook a man.

Some even drop a couple of their kitten JUICE to sweeten the food.

Makydebbie Leave all these small Nairaland boys staying with their Dad's alone. Time to move on to great things.

Oya pm me.

stieyven:
DO NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD IN VAIN. Exodus 20 :7

Shut up.

Laughing in Isoko.

For a people that claim to be smart,I keep wondering how they are not smart when it comes to choosing a leader for themselves.

When you keep picking Rochas,and this criminal in Abia to lead you, then the brain factor in the head is no longer there.

Buhari is a senseless bigot.

And FFK is even more senseless,since he has a degree in Law but as senseless as Tuface that hates the sight of condoms.

Goodplace:
Don't incure the wrath of God by insulting pastors

Shut up.

Breast.

dominique:
That's a bloody lie! Atheists and other denominations of Christians criticize pastors and churches than Muslims do. Most of you people wailing about the restrictions in the Muslim sction were not here in 2006, 2007 and 2008 when religion section covered both Christians and Muslim topics. Back then, the few Muslims topics were littered with insults and mockery by atheists. The Islam section was created to curb the level of insensitive posts made against Islam and Muslims on a daily basis.

If only you tolerant Christians had been less insultive about other people's beliefs, there probably wouldn't have been an Islam section in the first place.

When are we getting married?

See them.

Larrey:
A friend of mine was supposed to see her menstruation on d 23rd of Nov but she didn't see it so she bought a pregnancy test kit and d result was positive. The prob now is that she does not know the weeks and she's not ready to go 4 scan but she's willing to know the weeks.
questions:
(1)How can she know the weeks/month herself without going to d hospital?
(2)Is she suppose to be taking folic acid?or she should just hold on till 3months before she start taking any drug.
Pls I need your answers. Thanks

You born the pikin?

Chai.

Eiye blend 11 yr old boy too?this one weak me.

Larrey:
Nonsense

Your own is nearly showing in your DP picture.

Women don't wear their bra to be showing like yours too. Good thing your London bridge is still standing.

Osu means outcast in the East right?

Is she an outcast?

missy01:
A woman killed her only son in ekiti... Did is a real life story.... She is a witch,her excuse was that the son doesn't take good care of her... Note the son lives in the UK,dey shared her sons body at there meeting, wen dey went for enquiry dey got to know wu was behind his sickness... The herbalist begged dem to return the part dey all did, bt the mother had the heart of her son, the bluntly refused till the son died, dis is not African magic dis is real.... Remember if the woman accept Christ today she will mk heaven, bt rem she has destroyed her sons destiny.... Only God knows where he his now... Heaven or hell.... Rem we resule not against flesh and blood bt against principalities and powers... Wickedness in high places... Pray for them to repent bt wen it comes to ur life.. Go to God to fight the battle for you....

Where did this happen in Ekiti?

Maize ehn?

Mynd44:
Honest kini?

Such unfortunateness

Thank God you have seen the light.

Go and sin no more.

Breast .

God bless the OP.

General BUHARI.

For lying to Nigerians that BH has been defeated,and taking us for fool's.

You and other APC supporters will never go unpunished.

And for making Nigerians suffer. BUHARI you will never go unpunished.