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M4gunners:
Oh very possible bro. Don't forget when you guys scored against QPR last week! It was almost last few mints.

U̶̲̥̅̊ r very ryt

crownprince102:
Beating all those team doesn't mean you will beat Chelsea.
How possible is it...... Beat Mourinho at home at this sensitive moment?

Very very... Ryt now D̶̲̥̅̊ way United play and D̶̲̥̅̊ team spirit is on anoda level. We don't only play and win, we dominate all thru. I av N̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴͡ doubt dat we can beat chelsea... Mourinho at home abi?... We shall see...

Kylez:
OP be dreaming since the days of Moyes

Same tin dey said b4 man u played man city.

Having put Tottenham, Liverpool and Manchester City to the axe this season, Chelsea has been assured of the same fate by Manchester United

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sCun:
www.nytimes.com/1984/11/18/world/around-the-world-nigeria-said-to-execute-40-soldiers-plotting-coup.html

Is this not what dey call "self defence"? Am jst asking o.

wisov:
I ask?

And if she gives U̶̲̥̅̊ a wrong one,hw do U̶̲̥̅̊ find out D̶̲̥̅̊ real one?

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No10:
It happens everyday. Been a victim before. Was coming back from a club wiv four of my friends and those bastards arrested us,searched us and to their chagrin found just little cash on us. We showed them our ID yet they asked us to pay 10k each before they'd let us go. We told them we had no money left and these guys took us to the station and threw us all in a cell. Guess what they charged us with - attempted robbery of oceanic bank. I couldn't hold my laughter when I heard that. But in the cell,it wasn't a funny experience.

Attempted robbery!!! Hahahahahaha. Lwkm

emusmith:
I still believe this is possible.
Some ladies exist that could do this. Yes! I don't know if they're on NairaLand sha but I know they're alive somewhere.
You can call them Love Doctors. They are the ones R.Kelly was referring to when he sang that song titled, "WHEN A WOMAN LOVES"

Guys, if you find such ones, you'll be walking on the streets smiling. People will be like, Is this man mad? Yes! You're madly in love with your wife.

Follow me as I highlight Seven Sweet Extras A Wife Does For Her Husband

NOTE: This is not applicable to all males/ females.


1. Cutting his toenails.

She notices your toenails growing so long and you know, some men don't care about "little things" like that. She does it for him. At that moment, she is in charge of his heart! She is 50% sure of getting whatever she wants. DON'T MAKE THAT YOUR AIM.


2. Jumping and Playing on his back

Stop being an adult all of a sudden! Play and leap on his back.
One of many things a man loves but much familiarity and 'over maturity' won't let him know how to even spew it out of his mouth is this.
She better not be robust, lol...Even if she's robust, the man can still manage it...



3. Feeding him

This is especially when he is not too strong... Even when he is sound, doing it brings flavour to your relationship and give him the butterfly feeling. No matter how "ajekpako" he is, he loves it. He loves the feeling. Give it to him. Put the garri in his mouth. That's how to take a man's heart. Not by dragging rights!


4. Helping him knot his tye

This may look foreign, but No! It is not meant for the first five months of your marriage only. Some ladies came to me to teach them how to knot a tie- they want to be doing this for their husband.
It's fun and it shows love!

5. Massaging his laps and legs

Sometimes, your man returns from early morning road work or even from work. You see him complaining of how his laps are so heavy. Give him a massage. Massage his laps, legs and toes, if possible.


6. Constantly Packaging
Food in his food flask to work.

My friend's aunty does this. He packs for the children and the husband too. The husband so much talk about her in the office, other men get intimidated and employed the scheme, lol! This man loves his wife! They are not soooo wealthy...She works o. The man comes from work every day to get a glass of juice first, then bathroom and food...TV and bed. The man too will perform well on bed by force na...

7. Welcoming him with a peck from work as she takes his suit.

If it is good for the goose then it is good for the gander. It is not just a "White People" thing. It is a practice that could change your husband's treatment of you.


He loves you whether you do these things or not BUT when you train yourself to do them, he will not only love you, He will LIKE you.

LIKING someone is admiring the person.
He may love you just for peace to reign and the law demands it.
But for him to really really really LIKE you, you have to somehow go out of your way to do some LITTLE EXTRAs to HELPing him better.


DON'T SAY YOU CAN'T TRY THIS FOR A NIGERIAN MAN. It is a lie! Love has no language. It is the language you give it that it assumes. Love is universal. If it works for that white lady, it will work for you because we are the same.

Have a nice day.

A post like dis one is worth a thousand likes and plenty plenty share. Our OP settle down write am. U̶̲̥̅̊ do well

Same here o and I hope it remains like dat. 65 naira is big money.

lirusehn: like seriously numb 3 (saying thanks wen a lady accepts them on Facebook) sucks. I hate it like hell.

To make it worse, instead of sending it straight to D̶̲̥̅̊ lady's inbox, U̶̲̥̅̊ see them writting it on her timeline so everybody can c it... It suckgzzzz like hell

lupey: The sad irony of life... Families lose loved ones and just at that material time, lives are conceived and birthed.

My heart goes out to every family that has lost a life recently, especially in Palestine and Israel. Too many sad pictures

Hmmm such is life my broda. One can only thank God for every breath he draws

awoononi: Number 17... love it

Yeah

17. A child makes a painting of cyclists as the pack rides from Carcassonne to Bagneres-de-Luchon during the sixteenth stage of the Tour de France on July 22.

The list isn't complete without you guys adding yours. Feel free to add.

16. People climb onto window ledges to avoid a bull during the bull rope festival in the streets of Grazalema, Spain, on July 21.

15. A body in a chair from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 lies in a field near the village of Hrabove, eastern Ukraine, July 19. All 298 people aboard MH17 — most of them Dutch citizens — were killed when the plane was shot down on July 17.

14. People ride on escalators in a shopping mall in Hong Kong on July 20. Hong Kong's economy in 2014 is expected to expand at its fastest pace in three years, according to government estimates, with a forecasted growth of between three and four percent, up from 2.9 percent in 2013

13. A doctor cries while standing next to a table with the bodies of four dead children in an overflowing morgue of the Shifa hospital in Gaza City, July 20

12. A DC-10 air tanker is dwarfed by the tip of a rising smoke cloud as the plane prepares to drop fire retardant over a wildfire July 19, near Carlton, Wash. A wind-driven, lightning-caused wildfire racing through rural north-central Washington destroyed about 150 homes, leaving behind solitary brick chimneys and burned-out automobiles as it blackened hundreds of square miles in the scenic Methow Valley northeast of Seattle.

11. Williams Formula One driver Felipe Massa of Brazil crashes with his car in the first corner after the start of the German F1 Grand Prix at the Hockenheim racing circuit, July 20.

10. Huang Xiaohui of China competes in the Women's Platform Final during the FINA Diving World Cup at the Oriental Sports Center on July 18, in Shanghai, China.

9. Palestinians mourn the death of their relatives, whom medics said were killed in Israeli shelling, at a hospital morgue in Rafah in the southern Gaza Strip on July 21. The Palestinian death toll in the conflict that began on July 8 reached over 750 on its 17th day.

8. Palestinian medics treat a wounded girl at the emergency room of the Shifa hospital in Gaza City, early July 18. The heavy thud of tank shells, often just seconds apart, echoed across the Gaza Strip early Friday as thousands of Israeli soldiers launched a ground invasion.

7. The girlfriend of Israeli soldier Tal Yifrah lies atop his grave during his funeral in Rishon Lezion near Tel Aviv on July 22. Israel has lost at least 32 soldiers in clashes with Gaza as the conflict enters its third week.

6. A man pushes his electric bicycle against strong winds and heavy rain along a flooded seaside street as Typhoon Rammasun hit Haikou ,China, on July 18. It was the strongest typhoon to hit southern China in 41 years, with wind speeds reaching 130 mph. The typhoon caused 151 deaths in China, the Philippines, and Vietnam.

5. A convoy of hearses in the Netherlands carries coffins with the remains of victims of the downed Malaysia Airlines flight MH17, on July 23. The first bodies from flight MH17 arrived in the Netherlands on Wednesday almost a week after it was shot down over Ukraine, as the conflict flared yet again near the Malaysian airliner's crash site.

4. Undocumented immigrant families walk before being taken into custody by Border Patrol agents on July 21, near McAllen, Texas. Thousands of immigrants, many of them minors from Central America, have crossed illegally into the United States this year, causing an unprecentented humanitarian crisis on the U.S.-Mexico border.