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Christianity EtcRe: Top Forgotten Sects Of Major Religions by DaFlash(op): 8:45am On Apr 24, 2016
Ebionites

The beliefs of the Ebionite sect are extremely difficult to pin down. The Ebionites are either a sect of Christianity that had Jewish beliefs or a sect of Judaism that had Christian beliefs. Whatever the case, the Ebionites were an important syncretic religious group that influenced the early development of Christianity, with many of their texts resembling early Christian writings such as the Gospel of Matthew.The sect’s name came from the Hebrew word meaning “the poor.” It is unclear exactly when the Ebionites formed, but most records point to about 70 AD, after the Romans destroyed the temple in Jerusalem. Ebionites believed in Jesus Christ as the Jewish Messiah but also accepted many of the Christian rhetoric about Christ’s life. For instance, they believed in Christ’s resurrection and that Jesus was the Messiah prophesied in the Jewish scriptures. However, they believed that Jesus became the Messiah due to strict observance of Jewish law, and they rejected the virginal birth that became a common doctrine in Christianity. Rather, they believed that Jesus was the natural son of Mary and Joseph.In practice, the Ebionites followed Jewish law, but they removed aspects of it that didn’t fit with their doctrines, including rejecting animal sacrifices. Most Ebionites were vegetarians and lived an austere lifestyle. Although their doctrines are different from modern Christianity, the Ebionites were the first group recognized as Christians in the ancient world. Ancient historians state that when the Ebionites were around, anyone who identified as Christian followed their ideology. However, it is difficult to determine how widespread the Ebionites actually were. As gnosticism developed, other branches of Christianity formed and the Ebionites developed a decidedly gnostic doctrine. Over time, they died off as Christian doctrine became more uniform and evolved into the Christianity observed today.

Christianity EtcRe: Top Forgotten Sects Of Major Religions by DaFlash(op): 8:43am On Apr 24, 2016
Shugendo

Shugendo is still practiced today (two modern practitioners are shown above), but it has few adherents and remains relatively unknown outside Asia. Defining Shugendo as a sect of any one religion is difficult. In practice, Shugendo is extremely syncretic. While many view it as a sect of Shinto, Shugendo is more accurately defined as a Japanese folk religion that borrows ideas from many religious sources, including Shinto, Taoism, Buddhist esoteric thought, and Onmyodo. Regardless of where the ideas come from, the unique center of Shugendo is mountain worship.The religion itself is very old but is still practiced today by a relatively small group. Solitary practitioners existed as far back as the seventh century, but it is unknown exactly when the religion started. Throughout Japan’s history, it has mixed in other Eastern religious ideologies but keeps the central idea that mountains are key to worship.Practitioners of the religion usually travel to the mountainous regions of Japan for their religious devotions. Overall, it is hard to pin down exactly what Shugendo doctrine is, since the specific practices of the religion are kept secret from the world at large and even from initiates into the religion. People who wish to follow the Shugendo path must go through purification rituals, many of which center around physical exertion from climbing around the mountains of Japan. In Shugendo practice, physical exertion is the key to spiritual enlightenment.Oddly, Shugendo practitioners also believe in a form of magic. When they reach enlightenment, they are given spiritual abilities. Of course, it is hard to pin down exactly what these abilities are, but they are known to involve predicting the future, seeing a person’s true character, exorcisms of demons, and healing abilities.

Christianity EtcRe: Top Forgotten Sects Of Major Religions by DaFlash(op): 8:42am On Apr 24, 2016
Brethren Of The Free Spirit

The 13th and 14th centuries saw tremendous upheavals in European Christian society. During this time, the Avignon papacy struggled against secular European government heads, and the Inquisition was beginning. In this period of confusion, various interesting sects grew, including the Brethren of the Free Spirit, a lay Christian movement that tried to reinvent Christian theology toward a more individualistic and egalitarian philosophy.One of the most interesting aspects of their doctrine was the idea that God is incarnate in everything in the universe. This is a form of pantheism, the religious idea that the universe itself is God and is immanent in everything. Having a pantheistic Christian ideology was problematic at the time, especially since the Brethren used their doctrine to justify any action they took. Followers of the sect felt that God justified anything, including terrible crimes such as rape and murder. When people from the sect preached, they did so in the nude and were known to have very open views about sexuality. They viewed sex as a form of paradise and a mystical union.Of course, the Brethren of the Free Spirit were not popular among Catholic leaders. With this sect rejecting nearly everything about the Catholic church and doing things like ordaining women priests, the leadership took great care to squash them. Persecution and executions led to the sect dying out by the 15th century as the Catholics clamped down on unorthodox sects. Very little of the group’s doctrine survives in modern Christianity.

Christianity EtcRe: Top Forgotten Sects Of Major Religions by DaFlash(op): 8:40am On Apr 24, 2016
Millerites

Common in Christianity is the idea that Jesus Christ will return to the world again and usher in a period of peace and prosperity. For centuries, Christian leaders have prophesied about the Second Coming, with claims reaching their fever pitch in the US in the 19th century during a period of religious intensity. One of the most prominent teachers on the subject of the End Times was William Miller, who created his own Christian sect known as the Millerites.Miller fell in love with the books of Daniel and Revelation in the Bible, both of which discussed the Second Coming at length. At the end of Daniel, the text has esoteric dates and numbers that are a guide to the time of the Second Coming. Miller worked with the texts and developed a chronology for the last days, giving a range of dates between March 21, 1843 and March 21, 1844. Apocalyptic fervor excited local citizens, and Miller gained a steady following throughout the western frontier of the United States. Miller came in contact with many other groups that had their own expectations of the Second Coming, most notably the Mormons in Nauvoo, Illinois. Mormon leader Joseph Smith recorded interactions with the Millerite movement and even allowed them to preach in his city, even though most Mormons viewed Miller with skepticism despite their similar doctrines. As 1844 approached, one of Miller’s followers, Samuel Snow, narrowed down the Second Coming to a specific date: October 22, 1844. Millerite followers began to prepare for the big day. They stopped their work and spent their time in religious studies. As the day approached, they quit their jobs, gave away their possessions, and paid off remaining debts. On the night of the supposed advent, Millerites came together in white “ascension robes” to meet Jesus Christ. Of course, nothing happened. The lack of Christ’s appearance crushed the Millerites, and the event was dubbed “The Great Disappointment.” Shockingly, splinter groups broke off from the main Millerite church and still exist, even though the original prophecies were proven false. Millerite break-off groups eventually formed the Jehovah’s Witnesses and Seven-Day Adventists, which take influence from Millerite doctrines, if not his actual prophecies.

Christianity EtcRe: Top Forgotten Sects Of Major Religions by DaFlash(op): 8:38am On Apr 24, 2016
Bardaisanites

In the gnostic period of Christianity, various mystical leaders popped up to lead short-lived and often persecuted gnostic sects. Modern Christians looking at their doctrines may find gnostic sects only slightly related to Christianity, if at all. However, they were a part of the growth of Christianity in the world. The Syrian mystic Bardaisan was a key gnostic leader who not only founded his own sect but also was the first religious leader to Christianize Syria.Bardaisan converted in 179 and began to teach Christianity through missionary efforts. He quickly gained a following that put him at odds with another major sect at the time, the Marcionites. Bardaisan taught that God had not created the world ex nihilio (out of nothing). Instead, he said the world came about when God shuffled four elements—water, earth, fire, and light—into a new form. Each passing generation brought the human race closer to elemental perfection. Bardaisan rejected the idea that God created evil or Satan, but rather that these were manifestations of a hierarchy of gods. An odd characteristic of Bardaisan’s teachings was his focus on the stars and planets. His followers believed that the astral bodies connected with their fates. At the same time, the Marcionites were teaching about the evil of flesh and advocating a celibate, vegetarian lifestyle. Bardaisan rejected that idea and taught his followers to love their bodies and that sexual reproduction was an important part of existence. Of course, Bardaisan also taught traditional Christian ideas to the Syrians and primed the people of the area to accept mainstream Christianity, which replaced his sect over time.

Christianity EtcRe: Top Forgotten Sects Of Major Religions by DaFlash(op): 8:36am On Apr 24, 2016
Chinese Muslim Sects


While most people do not think of China as having many Muslims, there are three distinct schools of Islamic thought in modern China, some of which are relatively new religious organizations. The earliest is known as Qadim or Gedimu. This sect of Islam is the most popular in China and is the most orthodox version of Chinese Islam. Although it has some aspects of Chinese culture, it retains the main tenets of Islamic thought but has remained more accommodating than the other Islamic sects. After the Qadim formed, another sect of Islam started in China. Called the Xidaotang, they were led by Ma Qixi and emphasized the mixture of Chinese culture with the doctrine of Islam. (The photo above shows a modern Xidaotang mosque in China.) This group used Confucianism to give meaning to its Islamic studies, teaching that it was important for people to have their own belief system and emphasizing the diminishing of one’s self to gain final union with Allah. Historically, this group has been small and has constantly faced violence from other Muslim sects, but it still remains an important part of Chinese culture and trade.The last Chinese sect is the Yihewani, the newest organization. This group directly opposes the Qadim school of thought. Yihewani practitioners eschew most traditional Islamic traditions, instead focusing on the religion as a philosophy, not so much a pragmatic way of living. The Yihewani emphasize education and modernist reforms, but insist that those reforms must take on a uniquely Chinese character. Most people attracted to the Yihewani school of thought are urban intellectuals and modernist Muslims, but they do not constitute a well-ordered organization like other Islamic sects.

Christianity EtcRe: Top Forgotten Sects Of Major Religions by DaFlash(op): 8:33am On Apr 24, 2016
Shabbetaianism


Jewish theology has a strong Messianic expectation, teaching that a savior will come to help the Jewish people fulfill their ultimate destiny. Unfortunately, many people throughout the history of Jewish religion have played on that expectation for their own gain. Few are as successful as Shabbetai Tzevi. Born in 1626, Tzevi was an ardent student of the Kabbalah, the Jewish mystical writings. At the age of 22, he attracted followers and declared himself the Messiah.Expelled from his hometown of Smyrna, Tzevi traveled throughout the Middle East gaining followers. Eventually he decided to enter Jerusalem, with a preacher named Nathan of Gaza acting as Elijah, preparing the way for the coming Messiah. In 1665, the rabbis of Jerusalem threatened Tzevi with excommunication, so he left the city. A year later, he entered Constantinople and was quickly arrested. Facing torture, Tzevi converted to Islam. He was eventually banished and died alone with few followers.The sect of Shabbetaianism grew around Tzevi. Even after his apostasy from Judaism, his few followers kept believing that he was the Messiah. Turning to the Kabbalah, Shabbetaians looked for esoteric and mystical knowledge about how a person can keep their Jewish faith while outwardly acting like they belonged to a different religion. Followers remained mystical in their approach to Jewish life but eventually died out in the 18th century. A form of Shabbetaian ideology survived in Jewish culture and was the foundation for the new Hasidic movement and future Zionist movements.

Christianity EtcRe: Top Forgotten Sects Of Major Religions by DaFlash(op): 8:07am On Apr 24, 2016
Adamites


In the second and third century, various gnostic sects appeared in the Christian world. Each of these sects had doctrines that differed from mainstream Christianity. Most emphasized hidden or esoteric doctrines. The Adamite sect looked to bring men back to the state that Adam and Eve were in during the Garden of Eden. Because of this, they rejected any sort of institution that could not have existed in the Garden of Eden, completely eschewing regulatory practices in their doctrine.Adamites took a dualistic view of life, contending that matter was evil and that the spirit was good. As such, they focused on freeing the body from its material shell. They also held to the idea that since the material world is evil, human beings could do whatever they wanted. Due to this belief and their views of the Garden of Eden, the Adamites often worshiped in the nude. They taught that everyone would eventually face God naked, so nude religious practices were best. Still, their worship was centered on Jesus Christ.Adamites refused to comply to laws since governments did not exist in the Garden of Eden. Other Christians viewed the Adamites as heretics; by the fourth century, the Adamites died out. Oddly, Adamite sects came back in the pre-Reformation medieval ages. Contemporary accounts of the neo-Adamites showed that they kept up their practices of running around nude and worshiping in nature. They also were well-known for their highly sexual lifestyle. This new group of Adamites ended in 1421 when the Taborites, a rival religious community, attacked the main Adamite community in modern-day Czechoslovakia and killed many of them.

Christianity EtcRe: Top Forgotten Sects Of Major Religions by DaFlash(op): 8:06am On Apr 24, 2016
Quranists

While other forms of Islam might seem incredibly traditional, none are as traditional as the school of thought of the Quranists. This sect of Islam comprises a variety of schools unified by the belief that only the Quran is the word of Allah. Quranists reject any Muslim literature that does not come directly from the Quran, even going so far as to say that other books or writings are forgeries.One of the main things the Quranists reject is the hadith. In Islamic theology, the hadith is the body of religious works that chronicle what Muhammad did and said during his life. Since the Quran does not have any biographical elements of Muhammad’s life, the hadith became important in Islam to set up practical aspects of living as a Muslim. In the Quranist schools of thought, the hadith is unnecessary. Only the Quran is necessary to tell a Muslim how to live, and anything else is a distraction.Quranists have existed since the early days of Islam and still persist today. They reject many practices of Islamic governments and organizations. They are strictly anti-terrorist and believe that any country that has built itself on the hadith principles is in the wrong. However, this makes Quranists very unpopular in Muslim countries. Quranists suffer persecution at the hands of many Muslim governments, often involving torture and imprisonment. Despite the opposition, their rejection of the hadith is gaining traction among modernist Muslims who want to throw out any hadith that contradicts the Quran. Both modernist Muslims and Quranists believe that the problems in the Islamic world come partly from the traditional elements of the hadith and seek to reject those teachings.

Christianity EtcTop Forgotten Sects Of Major Religions by DaFlash(op): 8:04am On Apr 24, 2016
Every religion has sects that come about from a difference in doctrine or practice. Today, many of the older sects of major world religions have been forgotten. Some still exist but trace their heritage back to the early days of their religion. Some of these sects may be familiar to practitioners of the parent religion, but these are generally unknown to the average person.



Kharijite


The first identifiable sect of Islam was the Kharijite sect, one that remains relatively unknown among non-Islamic people. After Muhammad died, a string of caliphs followed him, but there was constant discussion and debate about how the religion should actually proceed. When an assassin killed the third caliph, Uthman, the Muslim community split between two factions, each fighting for control of the community and doctrine. The main debate was over who should be the next caliph. Eventually those two factions would form the Shi’ite and Sunni sects. During that time, a third group organized as a sect of Islam, separate from the other two factions. The chief doctrine of the Kharijites was the idea that anybody could be a caliph.

While the rest of the Muslims argued over whether the caliph should descend from Muhammad or not, the Kharijites believed that anybody could be a caliph, as long as they received revelation from Allah. They held a democratic view of the caliphate, rejecting the idea that the caliphate should descend through family lines. Along with their views on the caliphate, the Kharijites held an extremely puritanical view of Islam. According to them, any major sin committed by a Muslim disqualified that person as a Muslim.

As they spread their beliefs, the Kharijites also evolved into a violent organization, conducting killings and terrorism against Muslims who did not agree with them. Over time, they split into various sects, some of which still exist in much less extreme forms. However, some scholars of Islam believe that although ISIS is not a literal descendant of the Kharijite movement, it bears many ideological similarities to the earlier sect.

PhonesRe: The Smoothest Browser on your Mobile by DaFlash: 8:35pm On Apr 18, 2016
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PoliticsRe: SS Open Your Eyes: The Effects Of The Civil War On Niger Delta(wikipedia) by DaFlash(op): 11:26pm On Apr 17, 2016
TheArchangel:
Drink from the fountain of life. grin grin
Leave Biafra alone.
Anything about biafra is evil why most innocent souls die when this thing comes up. I dont like seeing innocent souls perish for just one foolish act of a man, somebody as to do something to save millions of innocent souls from been wasted and that my friend is eliminating this evil called biafra.
PoliticsRe: SS Open Your Eyes: The Effects Of The Civil War On Niger Delta(wikipedia) by DaFlash(op): 9:36pm On Apr 17, 2016
TheArchangel:
nice day huh You and Biafra
funny you grin
PoliticsSS Open Your Eyes: The Effects Of The Civil War On Niger Delta(wikipedia) by DaFlash(op):
The Niger Delta people sustained
heavy suffering and deaths during
the Nigerian Civil War, also known
as the Biafran War with Nigeria.
The entire Niger Delta became a
major war front as the Nigerian
Army fought and pushed Biafran
soldiers out of the region and deep
into Biafran territory, leading to the
end of the war. Over one million
Niger Deltans died during the war.
Present-day Akwa Ibom State,
Bayelsa State, Cross River State,
Delta State, and Rivers State were
severely affected; Akwa Ibom State,
Delta State and Bayelsa State
sustained most of the casualties
.




The loss of lives began when
Biafran soldiers invaded the Niger
Delta at the start of the war; many
Niger Delta community leaders
were eliminated, as the region was
mainly on the side of the Federal
Government
. Many children and
adults died due to starvation and
diseases and as casualties of war. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niger_Delta





Now tell me how a group of people want you as part of their country by invading and eliminating your people to a near extinction(genocide), in the near past, and today they the bloody invaders still calls you brother. History never forgets.
The effect of the civil war was the begining of niger delta's current problem of today. Any new one is a death blow to the entire region.
Think twice niger deltans your future is in your hands.
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PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Spends $1.8billion On Fuel Imports Quarterly by DaFlash: 10:50am On Apr 14, 2016
Quakertellicus1:
Based on the estimates from Dangote's new refinery...$10billion.
if prized very well, china can build $1m refinery for us. grin
PoliticsRe: Mimiko Meets OPC Members Over Killing Of Colleague By Fulani’s Herdsmen by DaFlash:
Karlovich:
Sophisticated slaves will always be slaughtered by their fulani lords
Grow up and quit being foolish.


It's high time the southern part of the country form a defensive coalition pact against this fulani guys. Because this are the stages of ethnic cleansing and suppression which ain't good for anyone.
CelebritiesRe: Finest Girl Benue Angel Shedrack Releases Mad Photos With These Outfits. (photos by DaFlash: 5:09pm On Apr 11, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Resting During An Operation In The North. Photo by DaFlash: 12:35pm On Apr 11, 2016
NwaNimo1:
He seems defeated...
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RomanceLady With Very Large B**bs Causes Commotion In Ikeja by DaFlash(op): 4:11pm On Apr 09, 2016
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IslamRe: The Women Around Danfodio by DaFlash: 1:04pm On Apr 08, 2016
Dan was the first boko haram grin
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PoliticsRe: 5 Most Idiotic Wars Ever Fought by DaFlash(op): 10:57am On Apr 08, 2016
#1. The War of Jenkins's Ear (1739-42)

How Did It Start?

Barring bouts of drunken Austrian stupidity, the War of Jenkins's Ear is yet another strong case for Britain's stranglehold on the business of stupid wars.

There was a British navy captain named Robert Jenkins. Jenkins's ship was boarded by nefarious Spaniards in 1731, and they, for reasons best known to them, felt it an appropriate time to slice off the good captain's ear.

Relations between Britain and Spain weren't exactly great at the time, though war had thus far been diverted through the actions of Sir Thomas Walpole, the British Prime Minster, who had settled upon a policy of consummate dullness.
By 1739, Britain had become bored of sitting around and not shooting the Spanish, so, to provide a reason to go to war, a Parliamentary hearing was called about Jenkins's de-earing eight years earlier, and he got to parade his severed and probably rather shriveled ear around parliament. Everyone there immediately declared this was a huge insult to the nation and war must begin forthwith.

Sadly, history is unclear if when he returned home, Jenkins's wife asked how the hearing was, only for Jenkins to reply "Awful! I'VE GOT NO BLOODY EAR."

What Happened Next?

The war continued a bit half-heartedly over the next couple of years, with the two nations bitchslapping one another in the Caribbean and on the South American coast. However, because Europe, at this time, was a mesh of alliances and political intrigue, the War of Jenkins's Ear erupted into the War of Austrian Succession, which became one of those all-continent explosions that Europe so loves to do every now and then.
An estimated half a million people died in that war. That war then formed a major cause of the Seven Years War, the first truly global conflict in which approximately one and a quarter million people died, and Britain eventually emerged as the dominant world power.

Who Won?

The Spanish claim a diplomatic victory for reasons known only to them, but in reality, it was the war equivalent of two elderly women bashing each other with moth-eaten handbags. When the war collapsed into the War of Austrian Succession and the Seven Years War though, we hope that during the decades of death, misery, pounding guns and futile charges, there was an indignant, one-eared captain constantly being told to stop bitching about his ear.

PoliticsRe: 5 Most Idiotic Wars Ever Fought by DaFlash(op): 10:51am On Apr 08, 2016
#2. The Pig War (1859)

How Did It Start?

Back then, there was a boundary between the American land in present-day Washington state and the British territory to the north. The problem was nobody knew where the boundary was. The San Juan islands sat there and both sides claimed to own them. This went on for years with no problems, until the damned pig came along.At some point, the British-owned Hudson Bay company (formerly a huge trading company throughout North America) set up operations on the islands and turned it into a sheep ranch, for who knows what nefarious purpose.

Then, in 1859, around 25 American settlers arrived on what they assumed to be their land, no doubt surprised at there being a fairly large amount of sheep already there, each probably with tiny Union Jacks taped to them.

What Happened Next?

On June 15, 1859, one of the Americans, Lyman Cutlar, noticed a pig rooting through his garden and shot it. It turned out the pig was owned by Irishman Charles Griffin, a Hudson Bay employee who owned several pigs and was raising them free range-style, by letting them run around other people's yards.
Cutlar offered Griffin $10 to replace his hog. Griffin demanded $100. Cutlar defended himself by claiming that the pig shouldn't have been on his land eating his potatoes. Griffin supposedly replied with "it's up to you to keep your potatoes out of my pig."

British authorities tried to arrest Cutlar, who called on American military aid. 66 American soldiers were dispatched but the British, fearing they would lose control of the islands, sent along a couple of warships to counter the Americans. By the 10th of August, 461 Americans and 14 cannons were being faced down by five British warships carrying 2,140 men. No one suggested simply letting the British shoot one of the American pigs to even things up.

The British were ordered to storm the islands and remove the occupying American forces, which could have triggered an all-out war.
But both the British and American commanding officers gave up the orders and gave their respective soldiers strict orders to only fire if fired upon. Sanity had sort of prevailed.

Who Won?

No one really, though the pig totally lost. By September, everyone seemed to get bored of the whole and agreed on a joint military occupation of the island. For the next 12 years, token military forces of about 100 men lived in harmony, regularly visiting each other and having some terrific bacon sandwiches.

PoliticsRe: 5 Most Idiotic Wars Ever Fought by DaFlash(op): 10:44am On Apr 08, 2016
#3. The Battle of Karansebes (1788)

How Did It Start?

So, in 1788, Austria was at war with Turkey. The Austrian army was marching down to clash with an advancing Turkish army in what is now Romania. Shenanigans ensued.

What happened was the Austrians set up camp for the night, and some scouts on horseback went out to check the immediate countryside for any armed Turks. They came across a band of gypsies with a shitload of schnapps for sale, which they eagerly bought and began drinking with a gusto rarely seen outside of a frat party.
A load of Austrian infantry were also out and about, and came across the group of scouts. They wanted to join the drinking. The boozy scouts refused and set up makeshift fortification in what probably seemed a really funny idea at the time. Things got heated, an argument broke out and someone got too excited and fired a shot.

What Happened Next?

All Hell broke loose, infantry and scouts firing wildly at each other. The infantry, in a state of confusion, began shouting that the Turks were attacking them. The scouts, even though it was they who were attacking their infantry, suddenly believed that there actually was a huge, swarthy, mustachioed Turkish army just behind them.
All Hell broke loose, infantry and scouts firing wildly at each other. The infantry, in a state of confusion, began shouting that the Turks were attacking them. The scouts, even though it was they who were attacking their infantry, suddenly believed that there actually was a huge, swarthy, mustachioed Turkish army just behind them.
The entire camp then awoke to the sound of an enormous battle and they all did what every disciplined soldier would do at a time like this: ran away in different directions, firing wildly. The situation escalated until the army was called into a general retreat from the imaginary enemy. Finally, not wanting to miss out on the fun, the leader of the whole operation, Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II, got knocked off his horse and landed in a stream.

Who Won?

The only real winner here was magnificent stupidity. For a more tangible result, we'll say that the points went to the Turks, who arrived at the scene two days later to find almost 10,000 dead and wounded Austrians and, after they had all had a good laugh, promptly captured the town and surrounding countryside.

PoliticsRe: 5 Most Idiotic Wars Ever Fought by DaFlash(op): 10:34am On Apr 08, 2016
#4. The Flagstaff War (1845-46)

How Did It Start?

In 1840, British troops were doing what they usually did, which was hang around a country that was not their own. Specifically New Zealand and, specifically, the town of Kororareka. It was a place of brothels, grog-holes and gambling dens, and was filled with people bereft of scruples and/or one or more limbs who spent their days having comical bar fights.

The British went ahead and hoisted the Union Jack over the town, figuring nobody would mind. Who doesn't love the British flag?

Meet Hone Heke, a chief of some of the natives. He rode into town and chopped down the flagpole, apparently figuring they wouldn't actually be ruled by the British as long as the flag wasn't there. Out of sight, out of mind, right?

What Happened Next?

What followed was a display of splendid idiocy. The garrison instantly erected a new flagpole, which Heke chopped down just as swiftly, and a third replaced it, only to be felled again. Then a fourth was erected, and was reinforced with iron and had an armed guard, all presumably smirking away. We like to imagine all of this taking place in the course of one lunch hour.
Back in England, the House of Commons decided that Heke and his people had no right to chop down flagpoles and live unmolested in their own country, and declared that lessons needed to be taught. Helpful missionaries carried this information to Heke, who was less than impressed.

On March 11, 1845, Heke and his tribe descended into the town with unprecedented savagery, butchering townsfolk indiscriminately. British troops tried to dig themselves in around their barracks, but probably ought to have been shooting as they were swiftly overwhelmed. As a final "Bleep you," Heke chopped down that damned flagpole again.

Who Won?

The war dragged on for 10 bloody months. The British managed to quash Heke's rebellion over time, but the war can only really be called a scoreless draw.

And while the British remained in control of the territory, they didn't dare try to erect another flagpole in that spot.

PoliticsRe: 5 Most Idiotic Wars Ever Fought by DaFlash(op): 10:21am On Apr 08, 2016
lekkie073:
u were wasting too much time to upload so I thot I should help grin
Nice one smiley

My eyes are on you from now on cheesy

You make a thread or even a comment. I'll thrash it angry

Anyway thanks for denying me a potential frontpage material today. cry

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