₦airaland Forum

jagabanban: It has come to the notice of the moderators that the rate of trolling on Nairaland has more than triple

Triple miracles is I want from God.

queenofhearts: Out of my way please

Please let me be on your way.

jagabanban: Me I like my country, I like the land and people

People moderating on this section are not trying, y is my post hidden.?

hanelson: meaning waist pain is for waists that are not greased, mine cn grind till infinito

Infinito as earlier mentioned by me is a Latin word for infinity.

Sapphire86: Trophy wife is sumthing I don't intend on being

Being myself is the greatest thing I admire just the way I admire Repogirl.

queenofhearts: Life is so sweet when you make love and not war

War between genders will begin if I am a female.

Life is good when I go along well with Repogirl.

jagabanban: Addict some call him, but bereaved he is at the moment

Moment like this does not last infinito.

IZUKWU: truth has only one edition!

Edition yet unpublished is strategies on how Kaylonda will fall in love with me.

jagabanban: Ladiez! Yes, all the single ladies put your hands up

Up I go in my search for single ladies.

Sapphire86: Nose deep into love is not always the best.

Best thing to do is to call it off.

Sapphire86: Broken hearts are sometimes difficult to mend

Mend what you've broken, else you will be guilty.

Sapphire86: Sef or self; who no like beta thing?

Things that are better are not easy to come by.

Sapphire86: Seconds by d day, I am beginning to lyk Olamide but certainly not as much as I like D'banj!

D'banj is a nice fellow cos he likes banging....

jagabanban: Wrong for you to have had such a thought about that s'e'x addict

Addict like Mazi ought to have stop the act by now

Charmin':
Diva is the name of her hair-style.

Style and class are things I don't joke with.

luvmijeje: him or not him, it is still abnormal for any1 to mention bosoms more than once in a day except if 1 is a baby.

Baby can be the right word for me when it comes to sucking breasts.

mudistr: mistake is being made right now at my place tonight

Tonight am gonna handle some boobs

repogirl: Serious and critical situations always need urgent attention.

Attention was on board before Chomzy came in with TGIF and that is indeed a mistake.

vision2050: living being(man) in Nigeria leave on 2dollars per day. Who conducted this research?

Research on how ladies grow breast is yet to be concluded.

IZUKWU: job that pays for your living

Living for someone is the worst way of living.

repogirl: Internet does have its perks and its pervs.

Pervs are many on Nairaland, example of one is my chubby friend.

mudistr: Gold bracelets I will adorn you with my sexy Khernie-Kay

Khernie-Kay is an acronym of Kehinde and Kayode

repogirl: Problem for me right now is knowing what cause I'm in with daik?

Daik is just looking for a way to get Repogirl attention.

IZUKWU: urgently,i need a damsel to practice all mazi has been teaching me.

Me and repogirl are in for the same cause.

jiraiyas: Öne thing i knw is i missed you guys..

Guys like me are not easy to come by.

repogirl: Fate is overrated.

Overrated is the word for repogirl's beauty.

Mazi_Omenuko: Mukina is rumored to be the same person as seun.

Seun is the author of confusion, that is y he moved Mazi NYSC post to literature section.

jagabanban: circumstance and circumcision seem to rhyme, dont they?

They (Nairaland) need to lock a post when you are posting so as to avoid this confusion

Confusion is the watchword on Nairaland, the mods are busy doing that thing...ask Mukina.

Me, myself and I, for once, agree with the poster immediately above[/quote]Above is better than below in this circumstance..

waooo: me no dey for trouble o, a sentence made by Akpos

Akpos is a guy like maxi cos they can do the thing anytime, anywhere and at any circumstance.