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jagabanban: Hmmmmm, this trend is wandering to areas no man dares go with eyes wide shut

jagabanban: Hmmmmm, this trend is wandering to areas no man dares go with eyes wide shut

jagabanban: Hmmmmm, this trend is wandering to areas no man dares go with eyes wide shut

Shut my eyes, no way... Am going to see and experience the proceedings with my eyes wide open.

Sapphire86: Pot and potters, hmmmmm!

Hmmmmm is not the difference between pots and potters

IZUKWU: whores and runsgirls ,what is the difference

Difference of such lies between the size of their pot.

barag: mehn.... i'm a lady to d. full aint no doubt about that

That is not enough reason to like u.

Sapphire86: Statistics of some NL threads are grossly inaccurate.

Inaccurate or inaccuracy on NL threads is not something new,

repogirl: Something tells me megawax digs married chicks.

Chicks...no way, megawax digs soil...lol

megawax8: 'tell' is wat mani ladiez luv esp wen u mention hw dey rocked ur world n drove u to d promised land b4 u evn giv dem d keys....repo n sapphire,i lie??

Lie or no lie, u are out of context which eventually makes you a learner.

Funny country,....... Criminals are seeking amnesty and good citizens arrested for unknown crimes.

5,000 Repentant Abia Criminals Seek Amnesty

The House of Representatives on Monday said 5,000 repentant Abia criminals have petitioned the National Assembly, complaining of non-extension of amnesty to them.

The House said the youths were those previously involved in criminal acts, including kidnapping, who voluntarily surrendered their arms in 2010 when the state government offered them amnesty.

Chairman, House of Representatives Committee on Public Petitions, Chief Uzor Azubuike, disclosed this on Monday in Umuahia, the Abia State capital, when he led members of his committee to pay courtesy call on Governor Theodore Orji shortly before they began to hear the petitions by the youths.

Meanwhile, while the hearing held, most of the Abia youths asking for amnesty besieged streets in Aba in protest.

However, Azubuike said, “We are here because of petitions by over 5000 Abia youths previously involved in criminal acts. They are complaining that they were not included in the Amnesty programme of the Federal Government.”

He said, “If they are not listened to, it has the capacity to engulf the nation into crisis. There is danger of a backslide if the youths abandoned their criminal acts and nothing is done to resettle them. It will be uncanny of the Federal Government to ignore them. The petition is a fallout of your action when you offered the youth amnesty to make them drop crime.”

The chairman commended Abia State governor for fighting crimes in the state and the ability to mange crime in the state, saying that no other government across the country has done as much as the state has done in security matters.

He also commended President Goodluck Jonathan for his youth empowerment programme, which culminated in the amnesty programme of the repentant militants.

“So we are here today to listen to those petitions from the youths from this state. Amnesty office has confirmed that they have the petitions. We are here to see how these youths can be captured in the programme,” Azubuike explained.

Receiving the committee members, Governor Orji noted that though Abia is now peaceful, there was once upon a time when it had the problem of kidnapping.

“That time, Abia became the den of kidnappers. Aba became a ghost city. Everybody ran away. I visited Abanta’s place [a member of the committee], there was nobody, they had all fled, I saw only his posters. That was the situation and we fought it. We fought them doggedly.

“We tried amnesty here. They came here and I saw them. They told us their grievances, and we acceded to their complaints and proposed amnesty to them. They accepted and we built camps. They brought their arms. They were in camps and we were planning to settle them. But when they heard that the Federal Government had provided largesse to their colleagues, they abandoned the camps.

“We took their names to the Federal Government but no response. Though they left camp, they promised that they will not make any trouble because we treated them like human beings. They maintained it till their kinpin, Osisikankwu was killed. Please, tell the Federal Government to start where we stopped.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/abia-youths-seek-amnesty-block-streets/

vivian chinaza: Sup? Long time.....

Yea, since u ve divorce me, I have to keep to myself....lol
How are u? Miss u real good.

Lust in disguise....

STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.


http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/doctors-say-looking-busty-women-1107578
"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger.

Sapphire86: Surname: Ever, Firstname: Greatest

Greatest man that has ever lived is Jesus.

Mutaino7: Father God i know am a sinner please change my mindset so dat i may think kingdom wise.

Wise,wisdom and wisest are characteristics of daik.

Mutaino7: Means my eyes av seen something strange that left me opening my mouth agape.

Agape love is the greatest

General Overseer of the Christian Praying Assembly, Chukwuemeka Ezeugo (aka Rev. King), has again appealed to the Supreme Court seeking to reverse the death sentence passed on him by a Lagos High Court in Ikeja on January 11, 2007.

The cleric, who was sentenced to death by hanging for the murder of a church member, is appealing against the judgment of the Court of Appeal, Lagos which on February 1, 2013 affirmed the Lagos High Court’s verdict.

Justice Joseph Oyewole of the Lagos High Court had convicted and sentenced Ezeugo to death by hanging for the murder of Ann Uzoh, and attempted murder of five other devotees.

The condemned cleric, arraigned on September 26, 2006 on six counts of attempted murder and murder, was said to have poured petrol on six devotees for an offence which he classified as “acts of fornication,” and set them ablaze.

One of the victims, Uzoh, died on August 2, 2006, 11 days after the incident, as a result of the injuries she sustained from the incident.

Ezeugo’s lawyer, Mr. Olalekan Ojo, confirmed to our correspondent on Wednesday, that he had filed a five-ground notice against the decision of the appellate court which refused to reverse Oyewole’s judgment.

http://www.punchng.com/news/rev-king-appeals-against-death-sentence-at-supreme-court/

ITbomb: To do or not to do is a very difficult decision to make when face with a pair of plump, succulent pointed pair of nipples

Unmentionables should be rated PG 13

Ridiculous, if I may said.

Victims of the 2012 flood disaster in Demsa Local Government Area of Adamawa on Tuesday called on the Federal Government to investigate the disbursement of the N500 million flood relief assistance given to the state.

A cross-section of the victims, who spoke with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in the area, said that many of them had yet to receive any form of monetary assistance from the authorities while a few of them received between N200 and N240.

The victims told NAN in Gindin-Kuka ward, one of the areas worst hit by the disaster, that the investigation was necessary in order to ensure accountability, justice and fairness in the management of the Federal Government intervention fund.

Mr Moses Ginam, one of the victims, said he only learnt about the N500 million in the media.
Gidam said he was told that N90, 000 was allocated to the flood victims in his area and that each victim was to receive N250.

”To be candid, I only heard that the Federal Government has released N500 million to Adamawa State Government on the pages of newspapers. We were told that we were given N93,000 and when you divide the money each household will get N240

“The Federal Government should investigate this matter because the genuine victims were not the actual people benefiting from the Federal Government intervention.”
Another victim, Mr Francis Emmanuel, who also called for a probe, said that the affected people of his community in Mbula chiefdom had rejected the N1.5 million given to them because the amount could not go round.
“I went down to the village and I was told that they only sent about N1.8 million to the entire Mbula chiefdom and the people rejected it because if you are going to share this money to the people, each person will get just two hundred and something naira.
“Imagine somebody that lost his house, farm and you are giving the person just N200 to help himself or herself. ‘The affected people decided to reject the assistance because they could not imagine what the N200 would do for them.”

Mallam Abdullahi Gindin-Kuka, another victim, said he was asked to go and collect N240 from the ward head as assistance but he rejected the offer.
Commenting on how the N500 million was disbursed, the Secretary to Adamawa Government, Mr Kobis Thimnu, said the state government used the funds to purchase 60 trucks of fertiliser and improved seeds for distribution to farmers in the state.

Thimnu, who is also the chairman of Quick Response Committee in the state, said that the state government had decided to procure fertilisers and seeds with the money because most of the affected flood victims were farmers.

”You are aware that the state is an agrarian state and that is why we decided to give priority to food security by providing fertiliser and seedlings to farmers. ’’

He also said that cash was given to affected local governments based on the level of destruction, adding that Lamurde Local Government, being the area worst hit by the disaster, was given N29 million.
Thimnu said that the state government had set up committees in each of the affected local government areas to handle the disbursement of the N500 million Federal Government’s intervention fund.
The committees, he said, were chaired by commissioners from the affected local government areas.
NAN recalls that many lives were lost while property worth over N20 billion was destroyed during the 2012 flood disaster in the state.
The disaster has been described by experts as the worst in 40 years.

http://www.punchng.com/news/adamawa-flood-victims-seek-probe-of-n500m-fg-relief-assistance/

The NYSC Director, Public Relation, Mrs Bosede Aribigbe, on Tuesday advised prospective corps members to obtain their JAMB registration numbers, to avoid demobilisation.

Aribigbe told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Abuja that one of the requirements for participation in the orientation exercise was the presentation of JAMB registration number.

According to her, only corps members, who are duly qualified and registered with JAMB will be mobilised for the scheme.

She, therefore, advised prospective corps members to obtain their registration numbers from JAMB to qualify for the exercise.

Aribigbe said: “I am advising the prospective corps members to make sure that they obtain their JAMB registration numbers to be able to participate in the orientation exercise.

`‘They must liaise with their Students Affairs Department to be able to secure the JAMB registration numbers, if they do not have it.

“Parents and guardians of those who are going for degrees and HND through remedial should encourage their wards to obtain the registration number, to enable them participate in the exercise.

`This category of students should give the registration number to their student affairs departments immediately they secure it, to ensure they will participate in the scheme.”

She said that the pre-mobilisation workshop for the 2013 Batch ‘B’ exercise was billed to hold in April.

She recalled that some of the prospective corps members due for mobilisation in the 2013 Batch `A’ exercise could not do so, due to failure to present JAMB registration numbers.

She disclosed that the 2013 Batch ‘A‘ orientation exercise for corps members deployed to Yobe and Borno would hold from April 4, to April 25 in the Nasarawa and Benue camps.

She also said that 70,000 corps members were mobilised for the 2013 Batch `A’ orientation exercise nationwide.

NAN reports that the scheme had in a statement signed by the NYSC Director-General, Brig.-Gen. Nnamdi Okore-Affia, also advised corps producing institutions to abide by the admission quota.

The statement issued on Feb. 13, reveals that the quota system was approved by National Universities Commission and National Board for Technical Education, which are education regulatory agencies.

The statement further revealed that graduates of institutions whose courses were not duly accredited would also not be allowed to participate in the orientation exercise.


http://www.punchng.com/news/no-jamb-registration-no-mobilisation-for-corps-members-nysc-insists/

repogirl: Agree to disagree

Disagree to engage you in any association.

This is getting beyond my medulla oblongata

Twenty-five soldiers on Monday took their heartthrobs to the altar in a special mass wedding at the 302 Artillery Regiment of the Nigerian Army, Onitsha as part of activities to mark the Easter celebration.
The soldiers and their brides filed up at the St Peter’s Military Church (Anglican) as early as 10 am to take their nuptial vows as the Vicar and officiating Minister, Capt. (Rev) B.G Newton called on the newly wedded couples to always put God first in whatever they do in order to bless their marriage.
Capt. Newton reminded the 25 couples of their responsibilities to the society, adding that since family is the first society, the need to train their children in the fear of God and in accordance to the rules and norms governing the society is apt.
He challenged the soldiers and their spouses to take their spiritual lives very seriously as well train their children to obey the laws of the land in order to raise good leaders of tomorrow instead of allowing them to stray from the will of God.
One of the couples Sgt and Mrs. Chindo Larai on behalf of others thanked God for giving them the opportunity to be united in love through wedding and promised to use the new status given to them to make a better society.

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/news-update/25-soldiers-wed-in-army-barracks/

[quote author=GOLIDIVA]Round and round we went in search of better livelihood

Livelihood is a means of support.

Happy Biryhday Sir, more of God in your life and ministry in Jesus name.

Per 1: Nig 0

Wife of the  alleged mastermind of the Christmas Day bombing of St. Theresa’s Catholic Church, Madalla, Niger State, Kabiru Abubakar Dikko, alias Kabiru Sokoto, has delivered a baby boy in a police cell where she is being detained.

The wife of the Boko Haram henchman was arrested by the police after her husband escaped from police custody while he was being taken to his home for a search.

Sources Friday  said that she gave birth to a baby boy on Wednesday inside a cell at the Special Anti-Robbery Squad in Garki, Abuja, Nigeria’s capital.

Even after her husband was re-arrested at Mutum in Gassol Local Government Area of Taraba, the pregnant woman was still kept in police custody until she put to bed on Wednesday. Sokoto was first arrested on 13 January by the police but he escaped two days later when he was being taken to his residence at Abaji in the FCT for a search.

Sokoto was re-arrested in a joint military-SSS operation at a hideout at about 4:30 a.m. He had taken refuge at Umaisha in Toto Local Government Area of Nasarawa State before he fled to Taraba where he was eventually re-arrested.


http://trends.mobstac.com/2012/04/kabiru-sokotos-wife-delivers-baby-boy-police-cell/?maneref=http%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2Fl.php%3Fu%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Ftrends.com.ng%252F2012%252F04%252Fkabiru-sokotos-wife-delivers-baby-boy-police-cell%252F%26h%3DUAQEJq2dB

What is the procedure for changing the course of study but the same institution?
Do you have to get the form from JAMB office or from the institution?

Not too sure

It was a show of shame Tuesday afternoon in Ibadan, capital of Oyo State, southwest Nigeria as soldiers and men of the State Security Service (SSS) brazenly brutalised Governor Abiola Ajimobi’s senior media aide, Dr. Festus Adedayo, reporters, top government functionaries and many other innocent Nigerians.

The incident happened at Lekan Salami Stadium, Mokola, Ibadan during the visit of Dame Jonathan, the wife of President Goodluck Jonathan.

The First Lady was in the city for a one-day ‘Thank You Visit and Peace Advocacy Campaign’.

Almost all the reporters that turned up to cover the event got a surprise at the main gate of the stadium, venue of the event when security agents, particularly soldiers and SSS men refused them entry without any explanation.

The lucky media men that gained access into the stadium were those that came with Governor Ajimobi and newsmen from Abuja.

The Special Adviser to Governor Ajimobi on Media, Dr. Adedayo, who also arrived at the same time with the reporters was insulted by the soldiers as they threatened to beat him up for asking them to grant him and the reporters entry into the stadium.

The soldiers, who came in on the order of the Federal Government, according to them, engaged Adedayo in a hot argument and shouted him down with threat to beat him up if he refused to take their orders.

All explanations that Adedeayo is the head of the media team of the governor and had to be at the venue fell on deaf ears of the soldiers.

A particularly overzealous military policeman with the name tag: L. Mohammed blocked Adedayo and the reporters, insisting that they would not be allowed into the venue except the governor’s aide apologised for looking at them in the face and challenging them to give a good reason for refusing reporters entry.

After about 30 minutes of altercations, they ordered the reporters to line up.

After they complied, they still delayed them for another 20 minutes and rebuffed appeals from commissioners who were also refused entry for several minutes.

After their appeals failed to persuade the overzealous security agents, the Commissioner for Local Government and Chieftaincy Affairs, Mr Peter Odetomi, could no longer cope with the insults and had to turn back in annoyance.

The state’s Chief Judge, Justice Bolajoko Adeniji, Monsurat Sunmonu, speaker of the Oyo State of House of Assembly, Commissioner for Urban and Physical Planning, Mrs Atinuke Osikoya, and her Education counterpart, Mrs Adetokinbo Fayokun, were pushed several times before they were allowed into the stadium.

In frustration, they had to speak out angrily before they were allowed into the venue.

After another round of appeal, some reporters, including The Nation’s Bisi Oladele, were allowed in.

Source; Pm News

those posted to Jos.
u can locate the camp right away when u are entering the town from the southern part of the country axis.
stop at Bukuru. make sure u dont enter at night. preferably travel by night bus.