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EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 5:38pm On Oct 13, 2013
omodave: oboy abeg take am easy sho
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 5:35pm On Oct 13, 2013
omodave: i just dey ooo, hw urside na?
my side no bad jare...male or female?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 5:25pm On Oct 13, 2013
hakings: inspite of the humid atmospheric condition under which the guys toiled and moiled? na wa o!
Boss, na naija we dey oh!...xup? shey yu dhan accept ma friend request on fb?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 5:22pm On Oct 13, 2013
omodave: na him
Boss, hw far na?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 3:05pm On Oct 13, 2013
OH WHAT A NATION NIGERIA!
I go school = Strike
I no go school = Poverty
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I travel by air = Plane crash
By sea = Militants
By land = Kidnappers, Bad Roads and Robbers
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I go to Mosque/Church = Boko Haram
I go to village = Witchcraft
I stay at home = No Work!
Wetin man go do??
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 3:00pm On Oct 13, 2013
Fun time:
1).u buy egg roll N150,i buy bons N20 boil egg N30,all na N50..all na same.. ‪#‎ money‬cannot waste
2).u buy 5alive N300,i buy orange,mango,pineapple N80.mine na home made..#money cannot waste.
3).nepa cut ur light,u pay 2k for reconnection,i wait till nyt,call broda mufu electrician,gv am N200 fix my light..#money cannot waste..
4).u buy milo,peak milk n sugar,i buy cowbell chocolate 3-in-1..#money cannot waste..
5).u pay 5k to watch p sqaure show,i buy alaba cd,N100 watch am sing..#money cannot waste..
6).u pay N1500 for cinema plus pop corn N500,i dey my rum buy 20 in one dvd N200,buy guguru N50..#money cannot waste..
7).u buy red bull N400 to bcum active,i buy paraga N20,im super active..#money cannot waste..
.you buy don simon,i buy zobo add squaddy,all na red wine..#money cannot waste..
9).u go emerald buy next jean 6k,i enter dugbe,buy next jean N1200..#money cannot waste
10).u go queens hall,buy tantis nd kfc N3000,i go awo hall buy lacasera n gala N150..babe na babe..#money cannot waste..
11).u fix brazzilian hair 100k,i buy expression attachmnt N350,i fyn pass u,guys dnt evn knw d diffrnce..#money cannot waste..
12).u carry drop go awo N80 wt ur gf,i entr bus N15 lap my grl..all join..#money cannot waste..
13).u slip wt ten guys to buy bold 5 N55k cos of pingn,i buy techno 16k download bbm,see ur life..pinging na pinging..#moneycannot waste..
14).u pay 9k fr dstv to watch match,i watch am free for baba klazz wt gala n pure water,same naani..#money cannot waste..
15).u spnd N1500 on phone call for ur babe,i call my own for extracool..we talk beta pass u sef..#money cannot waste..
NA NAIJA WE DEY!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 3:07pm On Oct 12, 2013
Paul Dharblizz Tolulope Alasiri> OFFICIAL GROUP OF THE STUDENTS' UNION,UNIVERSIT Y OF IBADAN.
Faculty of Education has the highest number of Married and Old People..
Faculty of Technology has the Fewest number of Girls.
Faculty of Arts has the Lowest Number of Virgins
Faculty of Science has the Highest number of Snubbish Babes
Faculty of Social Science has the Highest Number of Party Freaks
Faculty of Law has the Highest number of Neat People.
Faculty of Agric has the Highest number of Tsunami Cups
Faculty of Vet Medicine has the highest number of Crammers.
Medicine has the highest Number of Bookworms..
‪#‎ myOpinion‬
Tell us something about your faculty of any faculty..
Go find work for this Strike ooo..
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Agbolade Damilare Victor
What are these ones saying about agric nw
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Agbolade Damilare Victor
Paul! What did u say happen to agric?
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Emmanuel Udofia
need i remind you labzy that you affirmed this yourself. at the students union presidential press night that saw T Cool ascend the "throne". you answered a question on how you planned to reduce the case of tsunami in Unibadan. you said "I am from the head quarters of tsunami......."i guess you know the rest.
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Agbolade Damilare Victor
Udofia! Hmmmmmmmm
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Emmanuel Udofia
a case of history replaying itself Agbolade
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Ebele Annemarie
Na wa o**
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Adelabu Labzy Adeola
I have the video. . . I said I'm from a faculty REGARDED AS the HQ of tsunami
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Emmanuel Udofia
am anxiously waiting to see it mr labzy
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John Olaniyan
loool
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John Olaniyan
loool
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 9:13pm On Oct 11, 2013
hakings: i hardly appear on 2go. i'd rather you added me on facebook via this link http://facebook.com/hayqeenz
T's done bro!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 5:36pm On Oct 11, 2013
olalerey: I choosed eng nd lit as my fall back course bt am a law aspirant
Gudt! Then, kindly add me up on 2go @Donykye01. One <3 bro!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 5:31pm On Oct 11, 2013
hakings: so far so good, i've always known a single english language and literature dude along this itinerary. his name, hakings. where are you guys? if you be of english lang and lit, ejowo, abeg, biko, please show yourself and let's rub minds.
At last! Just the guy i've been looking for! I'm in for English Language and Literature too, bro. Feel free to add up ur boi on 2go @Donykye01(no be Donkey oh, lol)!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 7:08am On Oct 07, 2013
Chicksy: wat abt psychology
Cool down nah! FYI, Yu dhan enter!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 10:32pm On Oct 06, 2013
Are you guys sure that U.I will release the cut-off marks plus Admission list 2mao?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 7:48pm On Oct 05, 2013
Mesopotamia: #Sage.
Fank yhu!...go nd bring tha wine na. Abi we go jas dey watch am witout taking drinks ni?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 7:29pm On Oct 05, 2013
Mesopotamia: me don pass over the mantle......the ministry is marching on.
Make me sef follow yhur lead by entertaining masef wit dz contest as i dey wait for U.I to say something
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 7:11pm On Oct 05, 2013
Ifyx: "My Quıvah" c ur maut... Btw who tld u she'z urz? It aınt safe tuu buıld castles ın da aır u knw
Chai! Cee as these guys dey fight over a gal...my ogas, na yhu oh! Na U.I cause am sha! Sinzu, abi wetin u see to dz mata?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 9:36pm On Oct 03, 2013
cimetidine: you eva played demorash game?
For real?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 9:26pm On Oct 03, 2013
cimetidine: used tape rule. Sleep n0p come. Food n0p digest.
U fit blame it all on uncle jona naw
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 9:19pm On Oct 03, 2013
cimetidine: oga, very far!
How yhu take measure am naw? Wah happen?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 9:07pm On Oct 03, 2013
Cimetidine, how far naw?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 5:52pm On Oct 03, 2013
Mesopotamia: i'm a good boy
Iffa hear!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 5:40pm On Oct 03, 2013
shakur07: Money has lots of names !!!
In church we call it
( offering) ,
in a wedding we call it ( lobola ) ,
when u
owe someone ( loan ) , when we pay the
government ( tax ) ,
in court ( maintenance )
government to old age people
( pension)
boss to workers ( salary)
Nigerian Police call it ROja and when a Boyfriend gives to
his
Girlfriend what do we call it??
Answer______
#scratches head! Wait, make i axe uncle jona
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 5:36pm On Oct 03, 2013
Mesopotamia: dat'll be perfect.....come wif ur nighty coz u'll be sleeping over
S.i.n.z.u...ah dey fear yhu oh. Op no be wetin ah dey think sha?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 5:26pm On Oct 03, 2013
Mesopotamia: Jst click like if u agree and quote me if u don't.
*Nairaland z like a toilet built by oga seun where different people[Nland members] come with a mask to sh-!t.The moderators[i.e fynest] are sh-!t caretakers and the guests,flies.
Unfortunately,many members fight on top sh-!t.
NB:I hope sey i no go chop ban for diz.
Make Oga Seun cash yhu! Na a year ban gift he ll dash yhu la!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 2:14pm On Oct 03, 2013
Dr.'Hesjay:
Chei...u.i!!!
Abi nah...THeir suspense is too much
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 2:11pm On Oct 03, 2013
Ifyx: www.admissions.ui.edu.ng
Thanks bro...I'm done with it
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 1:58pm On Oct 03, 2013
Guys[color=#006600][/color], please what's the link that the putme result can be printed? IT'S URGENT, p.l.e.a.s.e!!!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 8:27pm On Oct 02, 2013
Mesopotamia: no be unto ban matter......Itz simply what i call "self caution"
U gah mouth jare..i dhan dey axe me self say "whu fit ban Great Sinzu?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 8:23pm On Oct 02, 2013
BRAINEE123: See ur mouth! Go tel ui to start ECOHERB na ! Or ECO-MEDICINE..lol..
lol...na only people like u go follow do am na
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 8:16pm On Oct 02, 2013
Mesopotamia: no be wetin u dey think jare...me jst think sey i don too dey missYarn na im make me low ma volume.
lol! So, u no wan chop ban?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 8:04pm On Oct 02, 2013
adez9: na u be boz nah
Make i no begin an argument with mai oga nigbayen!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 8:01pm On Oct 02, 2013
renaissance: o je lo study ifa ni ui.economics no fit u oo...lol
No mind him jare, his real talent never ponder on him ni
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by DaizyJims(m): 7:58pm On Oct 02, 2013
Mesopotamia: baba,i dey loyal o
U jas dey view da thread since, u no even post...op no be wetin ah dey think sha?

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