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BRAINEE123: Na Herbal Medicine na

Your future z bright oh! Na you go be da first educated babalawo niyen...Clients ll be plenty for ya shrine la!lol

Arlex: laugh almost tore my boxers apart now.

I see you!

Sinzu, hw u na?

adez9: hw va bro hw va bro

Boss mi, ah dey loyal oh

BRAINEE123: Coach keh! babalawo lo sure ju na!

babalawo ke!?#shocked! So, na "Yoruba and Traditional studies" u wan study for U.I abi?lmao!

Any English Language and Literature aspirant here?...My Putme score is 67. Feel free to add me on 2go @Donykye01 for juicy chats. #TeamEnglish!

BRAINEE123: Mo le so e di olowo nau! These are what u need to bring: ewure funfun,ata gbigbe,ataare meta and ako obuko kan with ur left testis...lol...go open 2go abeg. It's very economical.

Brainee wan break my ribs la! If u be coach, u for be like Arsene Wenger oh!

[quote author=Sniper4real][/quote]True talk!...add Donykye01 on 2go for juicy updates.

Sniper4real: any art student for hia

I be ur man

Vickson123: Seems like there's no English Language aspirant here.....

That says it all, number of English asps. Is really low!

I scored 54%.....

Pls awon padi mi, What are my chances?

I'm an English Language aspirant too...buh i don't know the link where i'm gonna check my result...make you guys show me the way oh

Fynestboi: lmao u c ordinry notificatn u dn dance finish werrin u go cum do on thursday

Bobo, U.I dhan shortlist me #Oya limpopo

Fynestboi: u dn c message la?

... Me saw am immediately ah switched on ma phone. Moved backwards, na so i begin dey dance one silly dance like dat, maybe it's skelewu

Fynestboi: friend? Or eavb gangan

furendi!

SEYI_KP: Kill myself? for wetin sha na today patience don dey call soyinka olodo.

...Papilo, abi na!... No worry, d mssg dey come.

Fynestboi: check mai back to see who dey trace me la..

How come u knw mai oriki laa

abi na...i be Eavb's(cimetidine) fwend

SEYI_KP: Oboi it's serious o me never receive any message o. make you hi, answer mE fast fast**kosere ni moscow*

Egbon, u berra dun kill yaself...

Fynestboi: Why i no go see message when UI no go won chop witch.. When i pay 2000, all those that applied boya u ELIGIBLE OR NOT ELIGIBLE ARE ENTITLE TO THE message coz it just a notification per say not all aspirant do check the ui site consantly.

The message is just a kind of Notification, jare, due to the time ui dn waste so they have to remind aspirant so they would be mindful but that never means ui don shorlist ooo, let just wait till thursday to knw truly if they are shorlisting or not...

Patiently waiting till thursday to know the song will would sing sang sung to the rhythm...

....Adex, i see you jare

Tommybob: Aw ar u doin? @ all .... Wat if ASUU call off on monday.... Chai

Then U.I should shortlist us soon niyen.

cutiedave: hey guys i nid ur help.afta registering 4 d p.ume i realised dat ma passport nd signature was not on d printed slip.plz is dis normal

It is absolutely normal! No worries!

xynerise: This thread is mainly for those(everybody) who lied (and still lie) to their parents just to create a space to visit their boyfriends/girlfriends and also crazy things we did just to prove we love him/her

Teenage experience I will say to some peeps like me while some are still doing it till today.

Make I no lie, I lie well well

I remember my first love at Orile Iganmu, a pretty muslim girl. At 15, I used to steal Nasco biscuits from my mum's shop and I would lie to her that I want to go home and fetch water . I would quickly divert to the next street and rush to my babe's house. I do this every weekends and never got a kiss in return till we broke up .

Share you experience

I once lied to ma parents that i went to a friend's house to collect a txtbk but rain got me stranded at his house meanwhile, we both went on dates with our galfriends dt day so i got home around 8:30pm since something around 4pm...back then sha...many things happened oh, i culd rmbr the "mummy and daddy" play, chai!many gals lost their virginities then oh..

Cullinane: help!!!

...keep cool...#Help is on its way if you believe!

No be mumu people dey use Dstv nah

Ouch! A.r.s.e.n.a.l!