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Health › Re: 23-Year-Old Lady Dies After Electric Intimacy Gadget Exploded While In Action by dalass(f): 3:05pm On Oct 27
Ahhhhhh huh huh huh huh huh huh tongue tongue shocked shocked shocked angry angry
Not enough original content? I am speechless 😮
Crime › Re: Mexican Drug Cartels Are Turning Nigeria To Meth Hub: U.S Govt. Warns by dalass(f): 3:53pm On Oct 22
CrownedPhoenix:
Nigeria is where anything goes.. so long as there's money involved.

They will not succeed if the society collectively does not allow them because obviously the workers will be Nigerians.

Nigerians will have to normalize reporting these hideouts where drugs and fake drinks are being mixed. If you know a place like that, report it.
See something? Know something? Then say something! That's best way to go!
The so-called US where they have FBI, CIA, Navy seals, everything, yet they are still infiltrated with all kinds of drugs.

Their old and young ones are involved on a massive scale and drug cartels are thriving there. How Dem take no say, dia drug neighbor don carry reach Naija? Yeye dey smell undecided
Family › Re: Family Torn Apart After UK Brother Chose To Sponsor Girlfriend To UK Instead. by dalass(f): 9:08pm On Oct 20
NotOfThisWorld:
He's an ingrate and a fool.
He's a mumu person.

When the gf dumps his butt, it will show him not to repay kindness with evil cool
Politics › Re: Yayi Must Face EFCC, Clear Senate Corruption Allegation - Oluwole Oladapo by dalass(f): 12:13pm On Oct 20
They should leave this guy alone. It is the Yewa people's turn this time around to produce the next governor.
He is working very hard but most importantly,

He dey do a solid road construction in my area oh. Something wey all these critics no fit do, correct guy dey do am, they are there ranting about rubbish... He's done many road constructions with drainages for many communities in his state, in the state capital and rural areas. For farmers... I just appreciate the guy
Politics › Re: North Kept Quiet Under Buhari, But Now Blames Tinubu For Banditry —shehu Sani by dalass(f): 12:08pm On Oct 20
Was he not correct in his assertion?
Part of the reasons Buhari was selected was because he was supposed to fight banditry. But he supported them especially his tribesmen and they actually thrived under his government

They wanted shari'a,the bandits and their Islamic security are putting people under jizya etc and raping, maiming, killing people at will with billions of dollars paid in ransom. People almost couldn't travel anymore. Even trains were not spared.

But now, we are traveling at least, roads are safer now then under Buhari, fuel is available, noore strikes. The north are now talking after their terrible 8 years in power... They should shut up, because they really have no mouth. Nigeria is skewed in their favour, institution admission, jobs, even census!... Finally , Buhari and his wife were begging Nigerians to forgive him before he died.

Racoon:
What insolence and crass display of insensitive to the sanctity of lives wasted by abysmal governance.

Must we always justify mediocrity and incompetency because of political survival ? Shehu Sani have remained a disappointment.
Crime › Re: Man Wanted For Stealing Phones At Cjay Nwoks' Service Of Songs by dalass(f): 7:37pm On Oct 09
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
What a disgrace.

And he go be sugar daddy to one particular Nigerian banny angry.
Instead of you to speak directly about the old mans theft, you're there mentally connecting him to a banny as if you are so certain that it must have been the banny that caused him to steal phone? Like.... Must everything be a female's fault? Even when she's not even involvedhuh Na wah o
Celebrities › Re: Reaction As Nigerian Lady Flaunts Business Built From “hookup” Earnings (Photos) by dalass(f): 5:29pm On Oct 08
divine010:
That tells she has a motive,. she knew society wil rage on her buh she wan trend
Trending is money dis days and a popular olosho can charge higher

Look at mandykiss ..you can't pay that small gurl less
Who be Mandykoss again? Na wah for all these people o. Internet never forgets. All the horrible things ladies and guys do to make money will turn back to bite them where it pains the most later in life

It's no wonder that it is rubbish and nonsense that trends these days
NYSC › Re: NYSC Picture Trending by dalass(f): 4:31pm On Oct 08
ajumma:
With a secondary school certificate, you can wear almost all these uniforms—except one.


How can you explain the pictures below?
Can you prove it wrong?
You also don't need higher education to lay down your life for the country grin

In NYSC uniform you don't need special forms or the need to lay down your life for the nation cool
Celebrities › Re: Reaction As Nigerian Lady Flaunts Business Built From “hookup” Earnings (Photos) by dalass(f): 5:48am On Oct 08
divine010:
That is not sincerity that is shamelessness, i mean what is her motive

If i carry gun to robb, build a automobile dealership nd i go on social media see what i did with arm robbery money ...thats sincerity

Prostitution might not be a crime, but is as unacceptable as crime, have you seen family of IndecentStar use their daughter as a source of pride

Dont insult our IQ, that is not sincerity that is display of i have no shame & cloutchasing ..she wan trend

The outlash from society is necessary becos we dont want such misleading examples.
I agree with you 💯

No sane lady will put herself on social media spewing such shameful nonsense
Celebrities › Re: Reaction As Nigerian Lady Flaunts Business Built From “hookup” Earnings (Photos) by dalass(f): 5:43am On Oct 08
And some innocent girl may now decide to follow this confam devil and immediately enter a one chance, organ harvester den or run mad 😡

Her asjawo business is empty. No customer?

It is the blessings of God that makes rich and adds no sorrow.... CEO, no customer or worker in the "business"

Rebuker:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CZckHJt_0s
Celebrities › Re: Freddie Jackson Has Died At The Age Of 70 by dalass(f): 9:13am On Oct 07
Jackson too plenty in US entertainment The name keep you wondering if he is related to Michael Jackson kiss
Politics › Re: Ogun Residents Question Yayi’s Campaign Spending by dalass(f): 7:31pm On Oct 02
People should leave YAYI .... Let him finish the.road.he started in our very long and winding.street
...
They can't do anything and will question anything and anyone who's helping to make a difference

Yayi ni jor.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel-Bound Flight Diverted To Saudi Arabia As Pilots Fight by dalass(f): 4:34pm On Sep 30
educatedfool:
So, is Bibi a Muslim? Is Tramp a Muslim too? What about all the Westerners who have committed atrocities and killed civilians? huh
At least Bibi or Trump does not kill innocent people in the name of Allah or any religion angry

DT acts on his own grandioso undecided and showing who's the boss. The other Omani however is trying to do a terror attack as requested to enter jannah in the name of Allah by killing Jews
Career › Re: Nigeria Police Officers Undergoing Karate Training (Photos, Video) by dalass(f): 11:00am On Sep 26
dollytino4real:
I 4 like dis kind training because i too lazy and fear fight too much, my neighbors dey always mock me say I too dey run from people
It's better not to fight.. Avoid fighting because many people are walking with their issues, one small issue with them,they collapse, wahala

It's generally not worth it... Walk away from unnecessary nonsense is better grin
Education › Re: See Most Expensive Private, Federal & State Universities In 2026 by dalass(f): 10:36am On Sep 24
samomoli:
Do you findings before posting, some Federal Universities pay well above that amount. FUMMSA in Abeokuta pay #500000 - #670000
Fumsa own na crze dey worry Dem

Nevertheless, some universities are way more expensive than the listed ones here.. especially those new FG universities
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jailed For Masturbating Infront Of A Woman On A Train In The UK by dalass(f): 4:39pm On Sep 17
Ezeama400:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1LEAV3U8B4/?mibextid=wwXIfr
I think I should sue at least 2 people . One was a Lebanese guy who was driving around in a convertible stark naked masturbating and looking at me stroking a fully erect JT sad...

I was in my house on a balcony facing the road on a Saturday, The Korah (Lebanese) guy slowed to a stop, looked up and I blinked several times to make sure that I was seeing correctly before I turned away shocked... I'm still traumatized abeg

When I was a secondary school girl in my uniform and going back in a bus, a stupid man sat beside me, with a newspaper on his lap, he kept behaving somehow, I was afraid, kept shifting away, by the time I got up to het down, like a drop of the idiots fluid was on my pinafore, the paper shifted and his JT was exposed, fully erect! He was masturbating... My enemy nearly crase... Some guys need to visit Yaba left/Aro angry
Politics › Re: We Would Have Achieved More If Islamic Scholars Preached To Bandits – Gumi by dalass(f): 2:55pm On Sep 17
bandad:
Oga shut up. Did you preach to them yourself?
It's actually the preaching of their religious books that the bandits follow.
That's why he's their chief negotiator.

Someone who is banned from Saudi Arabia come get mouth here
Celebrities › Re: Celine Dion Returns With First Full Concert In 6 Years by dalass(f): 7:37am On Sep 17
Hope it's not a body double or clone?

Someone that was almost gone and couldn't even speak then
Education › Re: Why Is UNIZIK Charging Postgraduate Applicants Admission Processing Fee? (Pics) by dalass(f): 7:31am On Sep 17
Rapmoney:
Please moderators, do the needful. Let the authorities know what is happening at UNIZIK.
The same reason they charge "acceptance fee" .... To even click to accept an admission na money., Every button to click for something important has been monetised from JAMB to all Universities.

Private universities have a domino effect on the charges that government universities charge these days.... Crazy!
Romance › Re: From Housemaid To Madam: Nigerian Lady Becomes Oga's Wife In Egypt by dalass(f): 7:23am On Sep 17
Lalami3232:
Congratulations to you dear!!!
But abeg, make you make sure say you no carry the spirit of Nigeria nonvirgins go there ooooo, ensure say DNA test comes out positive.
Now let's look at it this way around!!! If we reverse the situation, would the woman marry her gateman/househelp? I would say this over and over again, only men na dey marry for love, women don't. The only person wey women love genuinely na their children. Hence you see every child saying "my mom is the best" but their husbands can't say "my wife is the best". Anyways, do what rock your boat oga. But when I go vex for you na when you spend millions to pay brideprice for a girl wey numerous men don chop for free. Once again, may we not go with rings and flowers to places where others are going with condoms and lubricant... AMEN!!!


What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
At the bolded, you know say na lie! So 22 year old guy marrying an 85 year old great grandma na love too just because she's oyinbo or American? Many fo there and divorce immediately.

Just stop the blame game... Love is a big fat lie .. Only God is for everyone , every man for himself these days
Business › Re: COVID-19 Loan: NIRSAL Just Wiped Out My Account Balance by dalass(f): 6:32am On Sep 17
kaywhy09:
It happened to me when I didn't even have the money.

Someone sent money to my account to use my account for online payment, next thing, fiam - they deducted everything.
Opay loan came to my rescue then grin
Chai... It would have been like a season film

When I didn't collect it then, I felt stupid but it is now that I know say na God. I can't imagine any deduction not to talk of wiping out my account at a time like this 😀
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Daily FX Turnover Hits $500 Million On Liquidity Surge From Reforms by dalass(f): 6:29am On Sep 17
Events › Re: Bride And Elder Sister Fight Over Food by dalass(f): 8:20pm On Sep 16
RollinTNDA:
A wedding I attended Saturday last week.
The bride and her elder sister got into shouting words over food sharing

Now me I humbly came to carry rice since we haven't eaten and I decided to go to the cooking area to do something before hunger kill me.

As I enter the mother of bride knows my mum so I greet her and she is happy to see me and ask about my mum
She said have I eaten I said no
U know how Igbo women are
She shouted to food caterers oya come and serve Oga food
I come dey feel like James bond.

Not to long the bride storms in and goes straight to the caterresa and starts shouting at them that her visitors haven't eaten BLA BLA Omo the elder sister told her to keep calm naso the bride face the elder sister next thing shouting begin
Almost lead to fight oo dem come dey calm the elder sis

Me I just carry my mountain of chicken and rice and. Japa before them use mistake push my plate fall.

But this got me thinking why is food always a point of quarrel and fights amongst women in occasions

I have never seen Men misbehave because of food in occasions

It's always women shouting and fighting because of food sharing im every occasions that I attended
I have seen the father bankrolling the wedding so angry about the food not being enough for his guests dat the kasala really burst everywhere grin grin grin

But the crowd was massive sha... Those days no access card undecided
Celebrities › Re: Peller And Jarvis: When Marriage Becomes A Reality Show by dalass(f): 8:17pm On Sep 16
They are making money with their open lovelives grin
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by dalass(f): 7:39pm On Sep 16
emmasoft:
Go with First Ally and have a backup in Norrenberger.
Thank you for the recommendation 😊
TV/Movies › Re: Olu Jacobs In The Dogs Of War (1980) With American Actor, Christopher Walken by dalass(f): 7:36pm On Sep 16
abc115:
Olu Jacobs in The Dogs of War (1980) with American actor, Christopher Walken… RIP LEGEND

He's been an international star, since over 46 years ago....

Same with KSA.... Legends
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by dalass(f): 7:26pm On Sep 16
Bluearrow:
No fund manager comes close to first ally
They are d best
I have used almost all d fund managers, I can confirm first ally is d best so far.
.

Thank you for the recommendation
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by dalass(f): 5:01am On Sep 16
Hello emmasoft,

Please advise on the better mmf between nonrenberger and First ally.

Tnx

emmasoft:
@Franky826 thanks for the referral. @professore I already allowed you to reach out to me. As a Rep of First Ally, you don't need to worry when you have me here. I can't post some info because I will be banned. See my signature: zero eight one three four one one eight four nine four. Download the MyInvestor app and use SA-Emma when you register.
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by dalass(f): 6:09am On Sep 11
professore:
Please how long does it take to open StanbicIBTC money market mutual trust fund account.

I have been there since the 5th of August, till now they have not opened the account.

A banker now told me it takes 5 to 6 working days to open it (another had earlier told me it takes 48hrs)

Should I just walk in, ignore the two of them and walk straight to report to the branch manager. What do you advise please somebody tell me because I am very angry with them?
They normally take time, excuse being that the account number is from their HQ
Health › Re: Penile Enlargement; Would You Consider It, Support It, Or Say Absolutely Not? by dalass(f): 5:26am On Sep 11
fergie001:
Because of to satisfy woman, I dey crase?

If e no do you, go meet Pato or lex Steele
I don't think it's because of any woman. He has done 5 p. enlargement!!! I think some guys are so fickle that amongst themselves, they compare their manhood size like it's a competition of the size of how powerful / strong they are cool
Politics › Re: NSCIA Alleges Religious Bias In El-Rufai’s Incarceration by dalass(f): 7:50am On Sep 10
CrownedPhoenix:
Of all the tribes, the weakest link to Nigeria and the security ills bedeviling her iin the North s the Hausa.

The Hausa allow everything they do go unchallenged.. in the name of religion!

How else did a few traveling nomads take over Hausa lands and thrones?
Abi o. Very true 💯

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