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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: FG Begins 15-day Emergency Fuel Supply by dalass(f): 5:45am On May 02
Baba nla nonsense. We're still carrying Crude oil outside to refine. What ship is berthing again with pms

What a confusion after Dangotr refinery has started operating

O ga oh

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Politics / Re: How To Manage Electricity In Your Homes by dalass(f): 12:44pm On Apr 29
Kaycee9242:
Where is the light? Is it not when you see light you will regulate?

Abi oh

I think say na only me no get light.

Sebi it's what you see you try to manage?

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Crime / Re: Husband Stabs Wife To Death Over Alleged Infidelity In Ekiti by dalass(f): 8:20am On Apr 29
SensualMan:
Lol. Tinubu u do this one ooo grin

The man's meagre salary cannot cater for the family, due to Ebi n pawa, the wife had to suck another preeék to be able to feed the family and the cycle continues. Killing, Infidelity and hunger the 3 cycle that will keep rotating in the land of Tinubu people.

Funny sophisticated mugu's!


On your mandate we shall stand!

undecided undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Senate Expresses Worry Of Fresh Naira Fall by dalass(f): 8:47pm On Apr 28
SoNature:
These politicians are the same people who share USD during their national conventions. When elections are over, they start mopping up USD ahead of the next elections. I wrote earlier and I am writing it again: if these politicians want naira to grow, they know what to do. Ban all Nigerian businesses from asking Nigerians to pay in USD and criminalize the spending of physical USD in Nigeria.

Afterwards, you will see the results after 6 months. But they won't do this because they will be the biggest casualties. Those pretending to be working for the progress of this country are too many. We even see their riffraffs here defending them. That's why Nigeria can never genuinely make progress.


My own question is.... Why is our own naira scarce

This Emefiele won't die well. He started it. The POS people now have cash.. the banks don't see anything wrong in selling our money to us via POS.

All the people creating stress for us before we can make money and even to collect our money back will not live or die well..

No light, no petrol.... What is the Senate even talking about self? Selfish goats undecided

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Religion / Re: Pregnant Man In Kid's TV And Dolls: Are They Now Coming After Our Kids?(Photos) by dalass(f): 1:16pm On Apr 28
jesusjnr2020:
Pregnant Man In Kid's TV And Dolls: Are They Now Coming After Our Kids?

When they said they were coming for our kids next during the last LGBTQ+ pride month parade, it appeared they weren't playing at all, but had already put mechanisms in place to actualize their abominable agenda.

I was watching Nickelodeon a few years back with the kids of a close relative after I paid them a visit, and on a TV station and show that supposed to be meant for kids, i saw something that shocked me to bits.

It was a man whose tommy protruded like that of a pregnant woman lying down on something that looked like a hospital bed.

Although I didn't know exactly what they were talking about, being ultra alert to the devices of the devil, I didn't need to know but immediately sensed it was a strategy deviced to subtly implant homosexuality ideas into the minds of our children.


I knew the idea was that once they saw the pregnant man in the show, the next question would likely be how a man could get pregnant.

And how else could a man get pregnant but the same way a woman gets pregnant, by a man since a woman cannot get a man pregnant?

That's how they intend to subtly implant such homosexual ideas into the innocent minds of the children, so from childhood their minds would gradually start wandering into the forbidden territory of homosexuality and by the time they were grown up, the abominable idea would have stuck and it would be hard for them to be disentangled from it.

Now they've even taken it a step further to make dolls of a pregnant man, called pregnant Ken.

And guess what, it was made by the popular brand called Barbie that uses to make dolls for children, but are you surprised?

You shouldn't be because they are very determined and using all the means and resources at their disposal to target our kids as they said.

That's why we can't afford to lose guard or be caught napping at this time because the wolves have come all out to get our kids, and they're not even hiding their plans any longer.

Hence why we should endeavour to be fervently prayerful and watchful for our kids more than ever to prevent them falling prey to these predators.


God bless.

Tha Nickooledeon is definitely a homosexuality prone TV TV station that I hate with passion because of their absurd programs. Trying to redefine nature and what has been since the world began.

The attack on children has been going on for a long while. Some of the western world are now regretting it's evil and terrible consequences of LGBTQ.

Thank God most African and middle eastern countries are standing up against it. Nonsense

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Education / Re: 'You Want To Fight, I Will Give You Fight'- Fearless Boy Stands Up To Bully by dalass(f): 4:10pm On Apr 24
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Na wa.

Never really experienced what bully was like cuz I attended a private school all through my schooling days .....Na God really run am cha, perhaps because he knows I'm too soft and could have been an easy victim for bullies,I guess so wink

But it's the private schools that have the worst kind of bullies these days.
Especially the very expensive ones where the spoilt rich brats who have absolutely no home training attend
Crime / Re: Parent Slaps Bully At Abuja British School: Institution Temporarily Shuts Down by dalass(f): 7:48pm On Apr 23
Yugoslavia247:
Emotion at play
Still wrong slapping the child
Na the teacher or principal Dem suppose slap
Or the parent of the child. Make e be man to man.

The bully na spoilt brat wey Dem agbado miscreants go later serve as servants.

5he principal or teacher cannot touch the students for such slapping or any other punishment... That one na outright dismissal oh at a British school.

It's good a parent gave the correct slap as her own parent no Sabi slap sense into her empty head grin
Career / Re: Japa: Top 5 Lucrative Side Hustles For Nigerians To Survive In UK, Canada by dalass(f): 9:02pm On Apr 22
Akwamkpuruamu:
Nice update.

But Agbadorians will say you are unpatriotic for japaing. While they send their kids abroad

You dey use Panadol for another man's headache ....

Agbadorians have been traveling outside the country for centuries, being 1st to graduate in professions, their first class kings have been traveling out to Europe and received as real Royalty for ages.

The first Nigerian to be knighted was an agbadorian, doctor, lawyers, big time entrepreneurs.... Whether Nigeria dey fine or yes, agbadorians will travel, their japa no be suffering induced like others grin

So calm down grin

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Education / Re: Femi Ositade Gets $3.5M Scholarships From Harvard, 13 Foreign Universities by dalass(f): 7:58pm On Apr 22
Nigerian universities no dey give scholarships

Must we lose brilliant minds to the western world?

Hmmm undecided

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Politics / Re: Titilola Adeleke Is Osun First Lady, No Confusion- Adeleke’s Spokesperson by dalass(f): 6:58pm On Apr 22
Na wah.

Polygamist and headaches part 1 grin

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Donates Chairs To Kirikiri Prison. by dalass(f): 11:50am On Apr 22
longetivity:
He is a good ambassador of kirikiri maximum prison.

But NCoS officials said that Bob risky still dey Ikoyi prison and not kirikiri.

Maybe the guy just received his fans and enough seats no dey to sit on angry
Celebrities / Re: Mayorkun Slams Nicki Dabarbie With ₦1Billion Lawsuit For Calling Him A Ritualist by dalass(f): 7:11am On Apr 20
Now I can see he's truly a ritualist.

He wants to use the girl to cashout 1Billion? grin grin grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sim Shagaya Looking For A Researcher On The 3-Wheel Vehicle Market In Nigeria by dalass(f): 8:38pm On Apr 19
Dollars..


I'm definitely interested .. piece of cake
Politics / Re: The Moment Soldiers Were Ambushed By Bandits In The North West. (Video) by dalass(f): 7:43pm On Apr 19
LocalFARMERS:



Why are you pained that our Gallant Soldiers are defeating all terrorist and bandits?

That video is not a recent one at all. It went viral on WhatsApp last year.

What are they doing about Plateau state university invasion?

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Education / Re: Gunmen Attack Plateau State University, Many Feared Killed And Injured by dalass(f): 7:00pm On Apr 19
Zonefree:
I don't want to believe cultists follow dey run too. They should stand and defend their school.

That's the essence of confraternity.

I wonder oh.

Nothing stops them from using their strongmen to defend themselves.

Instead na to dey kill themselves over girlfriends matter. And counting useless scores to show supremacy undecided

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Sports / Re: Guinness World Record: Davido, Sowore Turn Up To Support Chess Master, Onakoya by dalass(f): 6:56pm On Apr 19
Wow.

That chess is brain work. I hope that fatigue won't affect him shs

All the best omoluabi wink

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Travel / Re: Picture Of Port Harcourt Road, Aba Befor Otti And Currently by dalass(f): 6:51pm On Apr 19
dalass:


Lagos don enter your eye grin

Leave Lagos, develop your state and LG, remove Lagos from your eye grin

You better develop your bush paths so that when Biafra comes, your roads will be okay to carry your family back grin

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Travel / Re: Picture Of Port Harcourt Road, Aba Befor Otti And Currently by dalass(f): 6:50pm On Apr 19
successmatters:
Imagine if Otti governs Lagos that they have been looting grin

Lagos don enter your eye

You better develop your bush paths so that when Biafra comes, your roads will be okay to carry your family back grin

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Romance / Re: Avoid Telling Men Your Age Until... by dalass(f): 2:42pm On Apr 18
jeromestarks:
I met this beautiful, hardworking and godloving lady somewhere at work. She's very nice and accommodating. She's also a graduate.
Let me quickly say that this lady is a decent lady - yeah, I went FBI on her; searched her socials: Facebook, insta, X etc and sincerely, all the pictures she took were done in her home (she stays with her mother).

As I interacted with her, I discovered she's a homely person. She doesn't club, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. She's just all about stability.

I fell in love with her personality until I asked one last question.
"Sorry, I don't mean to pry. Please, how old are you?"

Without hesitation, this lady answered "I am 27"

Immediately I heard 27, I lost every single ounce of interest I had in her.
I didn't show it to her. I just said " Wow! You look so pretty, one would think you're 18. Thank God I asked."
She laughed and I could see her blush.

We discussed about other things, exchanged numbers and she left.
I have made up my mind never to call her. The age put me off and I don't even know why.


So dear ladies, do not tell men your age until the both of you are in a serious relationship. Never tell a man your age on the first date. Never!
Wait until you see some level of commitment or at least, until he got used to you a little.


OP how old are you

If not that Nairaland may ban me, I for tell you something. Radarada cool

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Romance / Re: I'm Lost, She Is Pregnant. by dalass(f): 2:37pm On Apr 18
Smartguyboy:

I believe his parents were married .
Don’t emotionally blackmail the innocent boy with murder. It better he correct the mistake now because once you become a father a lot will change .

Innocent boy

Person wey just get mind fvck and dash someone belle is innocent? Did she rape him?

Nonsense cool

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Business / Re: NUBIFIE Shuts Down Heritage Bank Headquarters In Lagos Over Mass Sack by dalass(f): 12:39pm On Apr 18
ppogba:


Heritage bank was not in existence during Sanusi era . Get your facts right.

Kindly Google your claim ....

You are the one to get your facts right ... A simple search can save us some hassles cool
Business / Re: NUBIFIE Shuts Down Heritage Bank Headquarters In Lagos Over Mass Sack by dalass(f): 12:27pm On Apr 18
That small bank for one corner still dey work?

I am shocked when big banks like Afribank, intercontinental, oceanic and others were acquired but this one still dey

That Sanusi and Emefiele sis Nigeria abracadabra assswearugad

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Politics / Re: 10 Years After, NA Rescues Another Chibok Girl With Her Children In Borno by dalass(f): 6:32am On Apr 18
SoNature:
From the picture here, both mother and children look miserable.

These girls' minds have been messed up in a way that they thank their stars for having a terrorist take care of them instead of killing them. That's probably why they are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

I hope she doesn't insist on returning to the forest after the rescue because she has been separated from her hubby
.

In our own case, they use juju (live potions or concotions on the girls for strong emotional ties
Politics / Re: Have You Received Your Share Of The Federal Government Grant by dalass(f): 9:16pm On Apr 17
liz4eno:
Sincerely I got an alert. I registered sometime last two weeks when a friend from Abuja told me about it, I received it today. I can tell you it is no scam. I live in Lagos.

Me too

Yayyyy wink
Politics / Re: Have You Received Your Share Of The Federal Government Grant by dalass(f): 9:15pm On Apr 17
James4358:
I read a statement released by the ministry that the first batch had been disbursed, and the next batch to follow on friday the 19th of April.

For those who applied, have you received yours?

I Applied for myself and 23 others from my ward in Akwa ibom state and we successfuly verified our NIN. We are yet to receive, & if non of the 24 of us receive by the next batch on friday, then i'll conclude the federal government scamed us. As nigerians, we are entitled to our share of the national cake.

I received 50k alert from FG today.

I had never benefitted directly from FG this way.... Pleasant surprise really cheesy
Education / Re: I See Membership Of Alumni Whatsapp Groups As WASTE Of Time: Am I Wrong? by dalass(f): 1:41pm On Apr 17
VinnyBaba:

In my Secondary School and University WhatsApp groups,
I hardly Comment or make contributions. sad

I see them online talking about social media trends, Our School days, Visitations,etc and I always Wonder 'Do these Pple have Jobs and ambitions?'.

I talked to a Friend of mine About this and he said 'I am Anti-Social or an Introvert'. embarassed

But Really, I see those Alumni WhatsApp Groups as an Organization of Time Wasters. undecided

HOW ABOUT YOU?
Comment.

I absolutely love my alumni WhatsApp group. I was like you, hardly commenting or participating. But I realize they're absolutely necessary. You're a typical introvert and antisocial grin

We are all about giving back to our alma mater and taking care of the sick and indigents that were our colleagues at school.

There were people like you who told one of our excos that alumni was for those who didn't have jobs. That bigmouth was one of the indigents that we gave money to grin

She's now joining others and many are seeking to join us every day because of the great impact we are making. We enjoy our doings just like we did back at secondary school.

Change your mindset and try other means

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Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Shows Remains Of Iranian Ballistic Missile That Fell In Dead Sea by dalass(f): 11:54am On Apr 17
GanagiBitrus:
Israel & War are like...

Since bible times, nations have been at war.

It's all there, Israel, Palestine, Persia (Iran) Babylon (Iraq), the Italians, Greece, Ethiopia and so on.

As long as the devil still rules over some leaders, they're prone to kill and destroy lives.

Peace can only happen with the Prince of peace, Jesus
Politics / Re: FG Deploys Officers To Mdas To Monitor PMS Implementation by dalass(f): 11:10am On Apr 17
Antiurchins:
The way dollar will jump 🦘🦘🦘 back to 2000 like a kangaroo will be brutal this time because what they have been doing is artificial depreciation of the dollar. Once the reserves they used in servicing the forex finishes, it will go back to high. It's not the first time, Buhari did the same thing. That's the reason Nigerian foreign reserves went down recently. If the naira is naturally appreciating against the dollar, it will instantly reflect on the prices of Products in the country

Kindly go out and find out that the price of rice has gone down, tiles and some other stuffs. I even checked jumia and found out that some phones that were above 200k are now around 100k or below.

Stop this blame game.

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Science/Technology / Re: How Illegal Miners Wash Mined Sand To Get Gold (video/picture) by dalass(f): 9:14am On Apr 17
Where's the gold nau? undecided undecided undecided

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Sports / Re: 2 Kenyans, 1 Ethiopian Accused Of Fixing Half Marathon To Favour Chinese Runner by dalass(f): 8:44am On Apr 17
Welfed:
That is called gbajue........Chinese are criminals

And Indians

I don't know which is the worst between them lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Dangote Crashes Diesel Price To ₦‎1,000 Per Litre by dalass(f): 7:10am On Apr 17
Modestt:
By God grace the price will crash more, we are really suffering in this country God help us

AMEN 🙏

It is well ... The suffering too will soon pass and we shall witness good times
Politics / Re: PDP NEC Meeting: Tensions Rise Within Wike’s Camp As Makinde Dumps G-5 Governors by dalass(f): 4:12pm On Apr 16
fuckJones:
wike is using gantugagatu power on PDP, we pray let him not use abotushiba.

The untouched power of odumeje😆😆😆😆

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