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CR7 pls come back to Real Madrid

We miss you

Chelsea would be a huge downgrade.


The only G.O.A.T we know

Buhari till 2085

We never tire

Old video

He's currently playing for Man Utd's B Team

Lovelyn451:
Slap hell fire commot for her body, and stop giving her your phone, if she wants to browse let her go to the cyber cafe

U too harsh. Easy na

HITsquad:
Men, Don't rape your wife, if she denies you sex, go outside and get it... Its not on you, it's on her! And it's not cheating!

You're right


Jejely go outside as a guy man go find another woman wey dey in the mood. Or get like 3 side chicks e better dan to rape.

grandstar:
Why are alot of the parties Nigerians? Is that the Nigerian league?

No wonder one of their fan dey complain say e be like say dem dey Africa Cup

The whole starting 11 na black

Bad Commandos

kenzysmith:
my brother is close to the stadium he told me by 35mins he will run to hug bezema guys watch out he is a barber in madrid and he is planning to go into music he just want to trend and build is career.

Really?


Make we dey watch

luminouz:
Ur last line is the truth.

Even stars,galaxies and universes DIE, with time.

Real talk bro



Old age will humble us all

Omo na only Cristiano Ronaldo i dey see oh


Make d rest go siddon one side

I'm 100% sure most of the ladies married now that had a long queue of men dying to marry them back then, must be thinking now "I'm not so special afterall."

At the end of the day no one is irreplaceable or indispensable.

Nothing lasts forever

Ulunne777:
Lol . I was the hotcake

Are you still a hotcake now? ;

Or coldcake?

Just wondering

ElasticStone:
How are you feeling?

Great. Generally i don't like watching Barca matches but had to. It's good to have football matches back again.

ElasticStone:
How fa na? Did you watch Barcelona vs Mallorca today?

Yes. So?

omoiyamayor:
lol i will switch my attention to Mbappe or Sancho instead.

Or Timo Werner, Kai Havertz

Eazie351:
I tell you, no man can match the drive of a female sex addict.


you will run

Nonsense.. cuz they just lay down and let the guy do all the work


I dare any female sex addict to climb her guy and ride for 3 hrs straight non-stop if she doesn't pass out.

Am cumming breeze


Crazy dude

ElasticStone:
Messi scored 2 solid free kicks and gave solid passes that were wasted by dembele and the likes. U people want messi to score, assist, midfield, defend, goal keep and even coach! Kuku kee messi na!

Look Ronaldo has done all that and can do even more but he's in the worst team to be right now. At that age? He's only going to get worse unless......

Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Man City have some of the best coaching staff, nutrionist, physios in the world. That's why they play like they do.

ElasticStone:
These are old players.
Messi won Ballon d'or with the following players only 2 or 3 correct players

Poor quality players
Dembele
Ansu fati
Jordi alba
Umtiti
Sergio robeto
Semendo

Medium quality players
Vidal
Sergio busquet
Coutinho

High quality players
Pique
Suarez
Ter stegen

If you're a footballer you'd know that the quality of training matters.

The physio, nutritionist, fitness doctor. They make the difference.

Take Man City for example. When Pep came to City he came along with some of his coaching staffs and doctors at Barcelona/Bayern. Look at where they are now.

Take those Juve players to Barca, without Messi. They'll still play like Barca.

ElasticStone:
You are aiding my point. Ronaldo has been benefiting from quality team...even though I consider Juventus good too. Juventus finally exposed Ronaldo's secret. Breeze don blow, foul nyash open.

Ronaldo is supposed to atleast shine even if juventus underperforms. That is how to know a true high quality player...just the way Messi shines no matter how bad a team is.

The same breeze wey go blow ur own fowl (Messi) yansh open the day he try play outside Barcelona.


You even had the guts to say that to someone that came from a different league (Premier league) and stopped the Barca dominance. It's a shame really.


Your local fowl has been in Barcelona since he was 13. F**cking 13 years old!!! he's now 33. You see nothing wrong with that?

ElasticStone:
Modric - dybala
Toni Kroos - matuidi
Casemiro - Rabiot
Sergio Ramos - sandro
Marcelo
Benzema - huguain
Bale - C.Ronaldo
Isco - costa
Lucas Vazquez - khedera
Marco Asensio - bernadeschi

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha ..


I'm short of words.


You must be a comedian

ElasticStone:
You are aiding my point. Ronaldo has been benefiting from quality team...even though I consider Juventus good too. Juventus finally exposed Ronaldo's secret. Breeze don blow, foul nyash open.

Ronaldo is supposed to atleast shine even if juventus underperforms. That is how to know a true high quality player...just the way Messi shines no matter how bad a team is.

And Messi hasn't or isn't still benefiting from an overly quality team??

Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets, Pique, Puyol, Neymar, Suarez, Jordi Alba, Pedro, Dani Alves, Griezmann, Rakitic and all of Barca present squad are overly qualified players.
Hahahaha

Dabronze:
the era if Cristiano Ronaldo is going down let's wait for what messi still hv to offer

Unfortunately the end of Messi's era is upon us too.

Nothing lasts forever.

ElasticStone:
Pls, look at the team this guy is calling average.

1. Dybala
2. Costa
3. Matuidi
4. Buffon
5. Higuain
6. Ramsey
7. Rabiot
8. Pjanic
9. Cuadrado


Abeg, borrow me that weed you're using. E make sense die!

Which of those players listed up there can be compared to

Modric
Toni Kroos
Dani Carvajal
Casemiro
Sergio Ramos
Marcelo
Varane
Benzema
Bale
Isco
Lucas Vazquez
Marco Asensio
Nacho....?

Tho i must admit joining Juventus would probably be the worst decision Ronaldo ever made.

They're just an average team.

No World class trainers, no motivation for him there.

SolidLight:
Chief just answer na. To clear yourself

There's nothing to clear here. We both know the answers.


Comparing Messi to Ronaldo is like comparing Wine to Water. You need the latter to survive

CR7 is a god in a human body.

ElasticStone:
Answer my question first

No i asked you first. So give me an answer to both questions then I'll answer yours.

ElasticStone:
But my local dog scores freekicks as though it were penalty. How many free kicks has your new challenger dog scored since he joined Juventus?

How many free kicks have your dog scored in total?

Then how many free kicks have our Football God (Ronaldo) scored in total?

4th penalty miss in 4 years.

Amazing record!!

How many have ur local dog missed in 2 years again?