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Imsu students enjoying free education since 2012

1) The rich: They will just drive to the place, order for the one they want, pay and leave immediately.


2) The political fanatics: These ones will come very early and start arguing about Buhari's government and politics in nigeria at large. Some of them can call the names of all the ministerial nominees offhand without stammering.

3) Football fans: They also come very early especially on saturdays and sundays when leagues matches will be played, this set of people can argue till noon, most times they argue over the best clubs in Europe and sometimes "ronaldo vs messi" is the topic.


4) Borrowers: I call them borrowers cause they never buy their own paper, all the do is collect from different people and read. Some will be like "Oga make I jst see dat paper front page" and will not return it until you ask of it.


5) Group readers: This set of people are those that are too shy to beg from someone, what they do is gather at the back of someone who is seated and is reading and they all read together.


6) Old professors: This set of people will come with their big spectacles and gray hair only to speak big big grammars that even the people who wrote the articles on the paper can't comprehend. They are always very few bt very funny.


7) Messengers: These ones will b like "Oga John wey dey sell electronics for plaza talk say make I collect sun newspaper" most time they don't pay for the paper then, they just leave with the paper expecting the seller to come for the money later in the day from the Oga.


Silent Readers: They don't talk, they just buy the newspaper of their choice, sit at one corner and finish it. They will never share the paper with somebody else.


9) The front page readers: They come only to read from the front pages of every newspaper available there without buying anyone. They act as if they are in a haste, read d headlines and leave. They believe so much in "osho free"


10) Feel free to add yours.

obum88:
Who are Danjuma and Morgan? Sounds like brand of cigarette

Lolz, guy u are chronic smoker.

Eva since morgan fixed dat nose ring, she jst dey reason like cow.

Ewu gambia

That moment wen u finish booking space and don't knw wat 2 comment.

Abeg land for sale o. Who is interested?

Messi with javier zenetti, Iniesta, and Suarez

The FC Barcelona legend has just been crowned the uefa best player for the second time after winning the award in 2011.
Messi is the first and only player to win the award twice.
Congratulations to him

This picture got me lauging out loud and also wondering what could have put the both football monters in such mood.
Caption the pics

I'm suprised she's 38 already HDB 2 her tho.

Her problem and hers alone...on 2 d next 1 abeg.

Irememberwen u nid 2 press a botton 3times jst 2 get an alphabet on nokia 3310

cytellProperty:
Mumu

Only guys who are nt matured do E-fighting. I dnt. I'm only replyin u dis tym 2 let u knw, if u like quote me 100 times again, I will jst leave u 2 rot in ur hell!!!

Dis kind story dey funny sha....bt I still love APC govt.

Durent:
Beat it

Y comparing sleep wit death

Durent:
Guy u re xo ugly, gettout of here

Lolz...tanks bro.

His name is Damian obi, a nairalander and he thinks he's the most handsome guy on nairaland.
Oposition parties can post thier pictures also, its allowed.

Abeg no too much yabbing

The bobbies are worthless

neoapocalypse:
If that's what they discuss , yeah sure.

I laff in spanish

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.


7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.


9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.


12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.


15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

Lmao...no. 12 still dey funny

lekjons:
10. more money 11. women 12. women 13. women 14. women 15. women 16. women 17. women 18. women 19. women 20. women

Lmao...bro u are funny..well na 2ru sha

asuustrike2009:
[b][/b] Nairaland

For us all

neoapocalypse:
Your list should be for undergrads or young people. The first three I agree are discussed by most men , money , ladies and politics but the rest are for boys.

Are u trying to call D'banj, dr sid nd don jazzy boys Smh

1) Money: It is only foolish guys that would always gather and not talk about money for once. Its a normal things among all young men outside, everybody wants to make money and be happy.


2) Ladies: You hardly find guys come together and not talk about the new girl they met in school or at work and how they collect numbers and the ones coming to visit them.


3) Politics: This is common among every man, some would end up in a terrible argument as some will criticise d government and the other party would support the government.

4) Sports (football): Football argument is also another prominent topic among guys. You hear dem shouting "Messi beta pass Ronaldo" and talk about bet 9ja too.


5) Entertainment (music): There was a day two guys fought in my hostel just because one said Davido is better and richer than Wizkid. Any guy that doesn't talk about music is dead socially.

6) Silly wishes: When guys go broke and are talking about it, u hear somthing like "I wish say person go dash me 10 million as I dey go out today" or "if them give you 2 million, wetin u go use am do" I wonder when such wishes would come real.

7) Academics: The brilliant ones will always talk about there frustrating lecturers, annoying lectures of the day and examinations.

Game: FIFA and PES has also taken over most guys, Even Don jazzy and D'banj posted something like that few days ago. U see guys boasting about how good dey are on fifa and how many of their mates they have conquered.

9) Betting/ lotto: This one is common for both young and old. Most times they sit together and discuss about the matches of the day and how it would favour them when they bet on the matches.

10) Feel free and add urs

she posted some pictures of her on instagram showing off her legs and captioned one chilax

The naija musician shared some good words on his instagram page after being robbed today

lesson for all

londongal03:
I want you to prove Radio Biafra wrong by
answering these questions.

(1) Do you have light in your village ?

(2) Do you have running water in your village ?

(3) Do you have good road to your village ?

(4) Do you have good Hospital and why
politicians never go there for treatment ?

(5) Do you have standard University and why
your Politicians send their kids abroad ?

(6) Do you have a Job or Is there any Job
opportunity in your place ?

(7) Is there any security ?
8 Even some people that are working, are their
salaries paid and how much is their salary ?

(9) Who can tell me what he or she has gained
as a Nigerian since you were born ?

(10) Can we be sincere to each other, Do we
love our selves? I mean Hausas, Biafrans and
Yorubas? and tell me our relationship in nature.

(11) Can someone tell me the most tribe that
has been killed and who killed them? And also
tell me the most hated tribe and who hate them
and why ?

(12) Can someone tell me if we Biafrans had
killed anyone from Hausas or Yorubas before ?
and have we been killed by them before and
why ?

(13) Which people provided the most number
of Presidents in Nigeria since 1960 ?

(14) Which tribe are the killers in Nigeria ?

(15) Which tribe are the poorest in Nigeria ?

(16) Which people have the key positions in
Nigeria

(17) Which people are desperate to take power
in Nigeria ?

(18) Which people have the most oil block in
Nigeria ?

(19) Which people have the most compound
fools and illiterates in Nigeria ?

(20) Can you give your life to defend Nigeria as
your country ?

GOD BLESS BIAFRANS..You claim you have the
highest population yet you are afraid to have
your own country.You claim the Igbos are the
problem of Nigeria and you hate them with
passion yet you don't want to let them go.You
claim the Igbos have dominated your land yet
you are still willing to sale your lands and
properties to them.You claim you are born to
rule yet you still want us to believe in one
Nigeria.You claim we are one yet our
religion,tradition and other ways of life are far
different.You claim we are brothers yet Igbos
are the first to be targeted whenever there is
uprising.You claim agitation for Biafra is illegal
yet you don't want to address the injustice
against the Igbos. You claim the Igbos are not
united yet you are killing and bombing
yourselves.You said no victor no vanquished
yet you still make the Igbos to feel the pain of
the civil war.You claim Igbos refused to vote
for APC yet you want democracy to survive in
Nigeria.Igbos have largely contributed to the
development of this nation yet they are not
appreciated.These have made the actualization
of sovereign state of Biafra inevitable and no
hand is large enough to cover the rising sun
because we are the children of the most high.In
Biafra we hope in Biafra we believe.

Na wao oo...wetin concern biafra nw 4 dis mata?

CATHOLIC priest, Rev. Monsignor Sylvester Osigweh has condemned same sex marriage currently being promoted by the West including the United States which recently voted in favour of the anti-social behavior, arguing that the world is gradually challenging the Church.

Monsignor Osigweh of St. Mary’s Catholic Church, Ifo in Ogun State, who recently celebrated his 76th birthday anniversary, in his pre-birthday sermon, lamented, why America known as ‘God’s own country’ should contradict morality with self gratifying excesses.
His word: “The world is now challenging the Church which is the central controller of morality in the world. The introduction of these things; man marrying man, woman marrying woman…I say, it is against God’s recommendation. But they are trying to control and condemn God’s recommendation.”

He encouraged those are steadfast in the belief that God had instituted marriage to be between one man and one women should not be swayed by current wave of un-Godly doctrines, stressing “anything that has to do with a man marrying another man is immoral and criminal. It is against God’s rules.”

Osigweh who is also the Spiritual Director of ‘Jesus is Love and Power Catholic Healing Ministry’, stressed the need for Christians to remain steadfast in the Lord.
“The world is full of evil people who are promoting evil. All these things belong to the world. They are trying to recruit you into their immoral life with all manner of gimmickry into the world. Jesus, in one of his sermons said, ‘the road that leads to heaven is narrow and rough while the one to hell fire is broad and alluring. All they are looking for is earthly pleasure, merriment, freedom which they abuse,” he stated.

Continuing, he warned Christians; “do not patronize it and never recommend it to anyone,” sympathizing with President Barrack Obchat who, he said, found himself in a leadership position among very powerful and influential Congressmen.
“America will love the good things about you and because they cannot be you, will want to contradict and influence you. I think Obama should not be blamed in this matter because he couldn’t have done otherwise because of the power play in the Congress.

“However, children of God should remain steadfast in serving and worshiping God always. Nobody should think that it will be all rosy or bitter all the time. God has his way for every individual. It is the way an individual understands his way that will make God allow him to operate. If your choice is good or bad, He will allow it. He has already spoken; never you do wrong, follow the right way and do the right thing,” Osigweh said.

Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/same-sex-marriage-the-world-is-challenging-the-church-monsignor-osigweh/

stiles009:
Looks can lie ehn.. Sheer fun!!! This messi character ain't innocent at all.

Was innocent written on his forehead?? Allow him flex if he wants 2, bsides he's a big boy

Barcelona star shared beautiful photos with hot girls wearing shirts with his name and number customized on it.
Though some have resumed training at barcelona in preparation for the pre-season matches, but Messi seems to be enjoying his summer still.

colossus2:
Lolz. It's annoying.
I was in public one day and I opened a thread and saw something similar to that. I couldn't help but close my browser

I dnt blame dem....I blame d moderators.