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GeneralPula:
Lol. I no Dey Puff ham at all.
I get person wey puff co, naso him start to dey wash house

Mad oo

leetylee:
Hehehe.... My first weed experience was actually my last...
It was januJan 1st 2019 in the height of the newyear's celebration, my brother and I with his friend visited a froefrof mine who we know too well he does drugs and stuff. Fast forward we got there we were offered jollof rice and soft drink then this dude was talking bout highness then this dude brought out fresh SK , me and my brother who has never tried shit was curious to know how highness feels like so we hyped him to put it inside the rice, we consumed one bag of SK and asked for another plate of rice with another bag of SK inside after consumption we all went back home (the other guys place).
We sat outside gisting then this dude started playing music unknowingly we repeated same song and we love how it sounds first time in my life to hear a fast song playing in low tempo mannnn! We were enjoying the flow, we decided to take pics and we took a lot of shots laughing uncontrollably and something inside me tells me we not ok.
6:00pm sharp! I held my bros arm dragged him and told him we need to go.. fear gripped him and his body temperatur started to drop, my friend who wasn't affected laughed at us and escourt us to the shortcut leading to my house, the journey began! We started talking to ourselves, crying for mercy and at that moment I was restless, different voices in my head, hallucinations everywhere, thank God we found out way home, nobody was home we decided to pass the night at a aunts place, it became worse and I couldn't see, everything was bright and the ground was wavy, my mouth was dry could hear people talk buh what they were really saying wasn't what I was hearing... It was just all bout death and how I should end my life that instant I ignored... This voice came up again this time calm asking me why I took it and what is left of me, too many rhetorics, I had flashback of things I can't remember, saw myself in the future going mad lol it ain't no joke, I couldn't breathe nor sleep, restlessness was on the high, my head was having this cold feeling and headache too after a lot of mind buggin behaviour they took us to a chemist and the dude gave us drugs to flush our systems after everything I had a blackout which lasted for almost 19hours... The experience awaken phobia, panic attack and anxiety which I'm passing thru today, I vow never to do drug nor narcotics.... Experience is the best teacher!

That's because you are the weed its not for first timers, eating of the weed causes more high than smoking it haha

Bro, na crack be that? Better dey manage your phone like that. Unless you get 100k

Too many jonsing experiences abeg, .
Shey na Colorado own we wan talk ni?

First time I tried Colorado wasnt funny oo, twas my friends birthday, I was chyking one babe , she was bragging that she dey sell loud, say no highness dey freak her etc . Me I was just smoking my purple loud dey catch cruise , then my guy (the celebrant) brought colorado for us, he warned me not to take too many puffs, naso I off my loud, begin drag the colorado, i took 4 puffs, the girl too , took 4 puffs,

Na where wahala start be that, guys in like 2 minutes I lost track of everything , like my head wanted to explode, I was sweating like monkey , even when I went back inside under Ac , I still dey sweat, I just go sit down one place I no stand up because I sure say if I stand up or try to do anything, na casting be that, I no go like make dem post me for instablog , that day i was just begging God and praying that if i come back from this highness, i no go touch any type of weed again for my life (biggest lie) . The girl that we smoked the shit together don cast for the party wey I no even know, because me sef I dey between cloud9 and cementary , I just see say the carry the girl come the room, dry pour water for her head, her teeth dry shake like convulsion, I no fit even stand up help them who wan cast? that was the end of the party for the girl oo.. she was just crying and begging people to help her. Lol

After like 30 minutes the thing comot for my eyes small, I just dey drink water, I even gave my guy my phone because I know that if they steal my phone that night I wont remember a thing .

Guys please don't jump on Colorado oo, no be normal weed, that thing na drug, even me with almost 10 years smoking experience, Colorado dey humble me everytime I smoke it, you no go even enjoy the highness , na torture abeg,, just stick to your Arizona or loud please colorado no be small pickin play oo

Millenniumlady:
Ladies divorce any man that ask for DNA if you can trust him enough to open your legs for him then why can't he give the same trust to you This is why i stylishly ask any person I'm dating on his opinion about DNA if accept it I'll just break up with him

Did you read what you just wrote, Legs that you can open for anybody else and the man would not even know, but because a man wants to confirm if the child is his? This is crazy, so even if the child is not mine, I should raise another mines child? What betrayal pass this one?

Na ciggerrte be this fuckinggg addictive

Weed is good tho

Lots of new faces. Lol, my phone rang like 4 times interrupting shit..

Dpharisee:
In every situation there are always lessons for EVERYONE. My daughter Nkemchoro just made a post in a closed forum stating:

"Nigerians are crying for food after just 2 weeks of staying at home forgetting that the Biafran genocide lasted for 3 years and igbos were condemned to starvation for the THREE YEARS"

And I add: And UNLIKE what happened to the Igbos for 3 years, in this TWO weeks NOBODY is bombing Nigerian MARKETS, SCHOOLS, CHURCHES, HOSPITALS and REFUGEE Camps. Also, NO ONE is imposing either land or sea or aerial BLOCKADE. NO ONE is laying siege and NO ONE is threatening to shoot anything that MOVES or DOESNT move. So for all those who found this two weeks under peaceable conditions difficult, just sit back and imagine what happened to the Igbos for three years between 1967 and 1970 and the United Nations and the rest of the World didn't give a damn. If you are Igbo born after 1970, hug and kiss any Igbo person you know was born before 1970. They are LIVING HEROES! They literally passed through the valley of death. If you are NOT Igbo, don't feel pity for Igbos. Just have an idea of what has happened to them from your experience of the last two weeks.

Francis Duru..

You people just have to be tribslistic in every post

What happened during the civil war was different, it was a war, and nobody forced you people to follow ojukwu please , you people were just outnumbered , more like a lost cause then, because you are still part of the Nigeria you hate so much Ironically.

This Is a fvcking pandemic, like you can literally die from just breathing .

So because some people decided to follow ojukwu to was some 40 years ago and were starving,, we should not complain about the 2 week lockdown now abi

This virus is nothing personal abeg we are all in this together,,

Omo ase. O n duro dey give away..

Lol

Do you have authentic Rolex ? Not those ones you posted oo

Plays: original suffer head by fela

Twinmama:
Buhari eleyi ti kure, he was head of state
President first term, president second term so what kind of ko ni kure are you still talking about?
Instead of you to pray to God to open doors for you ina e kuweri. Go and watch cartoons joor.

Aunty/madam? What happen? Was I talking to you? Are you Buhari?


You too go and watch zee world or African magic, hobby gbo gbo yin kuku Nguyen

Bro this list is biased.


Na all of us, even boys wey dey hustle. Na only boys with strong jazz still dey cashout. And he still shake them too .

Buhari o ni kure

I love thick tighs damn , and girls in short gown or short skirt . Because thick thighs always come with heavy ass. Lol

XhosaNostra:
Master KG is not a gospel artiste lol. They're all House artistes. Yeah, I know that song. Can you please post the 2nd song you're talking about.

I saw it somewhere that Jerusalema was gospel? And that skeleton song too

This is the prince kaybee song I was saying


Also Maphorisa and milindo song, what's the meaning?

Lmao sorry I ask all these questions , but you can imagine having songs on repeat on your platlisy and you cant understand a thing? The pain�

XhosaNostra:
I don't really have a favourite, but I like a lot of songs by Master KG.

Hmmmm...that's a tough one because they're both doing well. Maphorisa has been in the game much longer than Kaybee though, so maybe he feels a little threatened.

Master kg is a gospel artiste I think ,but prince kaybee does house music like mad.... did you listen to Gugulethu? Lol I heard that song like 200 times last year.

I have one of his songs too, Ndlimo? I dont remember the spelling

XhosaNostra:
It's about the soccer player Thembinkosi Lorch.

Lol oh ok, it all adds up now . Who is your favourite artist? ..

Also, prince kaybee And DJ maphorisa , who is more popular in SA? The two of them fight a lot on Twitter . I prefer phori , but kaybe is the king of deep house

Xo till I overdose

XhosaNostra:
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You are from Sa right? I really really dig southy music, I like what Phori and Kabza de small is doing with their scorpion king series now. Even though I dont understand a word they say.

This particular songs, what are they saying please ? I fw south Africa music a lot haha

44 minus 4 mo fo ti(40), 19 minus 1 awon hating(18)

Tesumole issa goal

Naira Marley Issa goal

House arrest Issa goal

If I ever get married , kizz Daniel is definitely gonna perform.. or k1 de ultimate

But they are not lying now, everywhere for Nigerian social media, na account number full there. Its irritating abeg,

Tory lanez ig sweet sha.. lol I spent hours there yesterday