What's dis baby shower all about gan?

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Andyblaze: Sharp Sharp The Ph.d Research Countdown Don Start

1. You Tag 95 People In A
Pic And Still Get
2 Likes, Maybe From Your Siblings.

2. You Have Competed In 3 Or More Miss Nairaland Competitions Without Ever Making The Top Five.

3. When Your Group Of Girlfriends Wanna
Take A Pic, They Hand Over The
Camera To You.. If You're That Girl,
Then You're Gaddem Fugly.

4. If no guy has ever paid your
transport fare in a public bus,
then you have to do something
about
your looks..


5. Whenever there is a drama
rehearsal in your church, they
always select you to play the role
of a witch, vampire or demon.

6. 75% of girls with sweet
names on fb,twitter,nairaland like "Mo'cute", "Sexy
diva queen" ''kreamidiva'' are usually very Fugly.


7. 70% of girls that support
ChelseaFC are Fugly!
8.
9. Ugly girls wont even notice
that i didn't write anything in #8
cos they are so angry with me
right now for exposing them.

#10. The ugly girls on won't Like
or Comment on this post too.


Feel Free To Add Yours, Chaps

u must be joking

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Actress, UN ambassador & refugee ambassador Chika Ike got a HOG (Hall Of Grace) Award for her humanitarian works on Friday September 27th. Congrats to her! Lovely dress..

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fedrick901: [img]http://4.bp..com/-SPXCKSet3PU/UkoISB2fENI/AAAAAAACEus/Wn-4iS0YR0k/s1600/09.JPG[/img]

Actress, UN ambassador & refugee ambassador Chika Ike got a HOG (Hall Of Grace) Award for her humanitarian works on Friday September 27th. Congrats to her! Lovely dress..

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Source:[url=http:http://naijagaga..com/]Naijagaga[/url]

FB: www.facebook.com/naijagaga

Congrats

entadaplace1: When I was in middle school, a rumor went around that a girl in our grade was stuffing her butt. Normally young girls are caught stuffing their bras, which never really made sense to me either, but I can at least relate. But your butt? Why bother?



While living in the city, you pretty much can find anything you would ever need to desire. In many of the cheap clothing stores I go into, I see a lot of padded undies meant for giving your booty that extra lift. Now, I don’t know if it’s because I already have some junk in the trunk, but I see no point in ever padding your backside to make it look bigger. I understand that push-up bras are basically the same thing, but I think that butt pads are more than a little bit humorous.

Imagine if you were hooking up with a guy and off go your faithful undies and then…wait a minute, why is there foam in your panty butt? Is there a whole cult of butt pad wearers that I’m oblivious to? Is this a fairly normal item in the average girls closet? I’m going to vote no on this one.

Do you own any padded panties? Would you ever wear them?


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God has created me with a big butt,there's no need 4 wearing a fake tin.God has actually perfected everything on me.

yunfazz: Meheedah rings a bell? She is the prostitute-turned-musician who is now trending on social media with controversial "branding. The singer shared two 15 seconds videos on her instagram page of her unclad self taking her bath while backing the camera. She confessed some time ago that she used to be a prostitute but now she is a born again .

She captioned the first video "Let me Bleep with ya mind a little.." and then captioned the second one "Fucking with ya minds a little....is it working? Or more harder. HAHA!"

Words and Unclad Pictures after the cut

http://www.tutubranch.com/2013/09/maheedah-shares-naked-photos.html

she's indeed a born again.

Heyliesha: She doesn't drink,
She doesn't smoke,
She doesn't go out,
She is still a virgin,
She has never kissed,
She doesn't ask for money,
She doesn't play around
with guys,
So beautiful and
trustworthy
She is very kind,
She is very adorable and curvy....
.
Do such girls really EXIST?

Yes,and is no one but me.u gat 2 believe me.

xmobaba: WOW, some girls are definitely HIGH when it comes
to fashion, see what this chick posted on her
instagram profile this eveining.
More pics at www.xmoentertainment..com

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israel boy: ASSU versus FG.

to all university students.

My dear beloved friend called ASUU,
u hv such a great power capable of greating the life of students into a meshed pepper.

You
told us u were fighting for the students rights,
now
we see the students
eating the food which
you
have vomitted
you
told them not to worry,
you
will always be at there back,
now,
the students re lamenting at home
just bacause
you (ASUU)
sat at the big table of stupidity
with your hands folded
trying to cause confusion
in the bellitled great mind called
Nigeria.

ASUU,
i know you for greatness,
why
art thou casuing a great pain
in the minds of our students,
most of them re living a life of confusion,
there counterparts in private institutions
re far above them
just because you want settlement
from the so called
federal government

dear ASUU,
you were known
for the position held
sitting on the table of distinction
exchanging words of wisdon
speaking the language of understanding
passing the goodies of knowledge,
why
will you collaborate with the federal government
in
which the citizens have known there association
as
the citadel of corruption
whereby
all the breathe they breath is odurised with corrupt odour.
The food eaten by them is filled with angerous anger which was been hanged outside hangerou

ASUU,
enough of this thrash
known as
strike
even thou you are fighting for the students
does
that mean there is a job guranteed for them?
Does
that mean lot of goodies await them?
Does
that mean they will be promoted into the favoured market?
Instead of labour markt?
Does that mean the quetion does will ever be answered?
After all there lives spent in schools?


ASUU
enoug of ur pranks
its
high time you started to
allow our friends (students) start realizing there purpose
you
who is supposed to be the bridge
connecting the students with the governments
here
you
are
causing confusion

ASUU, i love you, but why ignoring me...i want to have a nice food on your table, why re u serving me my own portion on the floor? I want to drink the water of wisdom from the cup of your knowledge, but why re u serving me with the cup of stupidity...

I love ASUU, and its high time ASUU took to loving me back.

ONE LOVE

by me
-meshileya israel-


friends, try sharing this on ur wall, so this message can reach the so called ASUU.....
Thanks

-meshileya israel-

Nice one Israel,God bless u too.

ochejoseph: Femi Fani-kayode panic call to Nairalands Seun

Phone : Grin grin

Seun : Hello good Evening

Fani-kayode :Good evening Seun its Me Chiieif
Femi-Fani Kayode ,the former honourable minister of Aviation

Seun :oh,oh good evening sir ,to what do I owe this Call Sir

Fani- kayode : Omo iya mi I need your help the whole internet is abuzz with a fake news that hatiku and my former oga did the thing with my wife and daughters the whole thing is driving me crazy, I have not been able to sleep for two days now!

Seun: sir I have been working on a lot of programmes lately pls bring me up to speed what do you mean by the thing.

Femi Fani kayode: Seun you are not a small boy now u know that thing the tin I say I did with Bianca iyawo Ojukwu now u know!

Seun : ohhhhhhh i that thing I see

Fani kayode. Yes that thing .

Fani Kayode :you need to help me o ,the whole people are habusing me and my family , I have blocked my facebook ati twitter akkant but they have taken ofer your Nairaland to Habuse me and my family

Seun : but Oga mi you know what you did was very wrong( fani cut in )

Fani kayode : I know ooo I know it was not my fault o It was the devil ooo my brother it was the devil

Seun : now how do I come in !

Fani kayode :thank you very much pls en help me remove all the topic about that maliga banza boy and Ban all the people posting it and place an embargo on habusing me as one of your Rules hand regulations on Nairaland.

Seun : ahhhh ah ah oga mi That' will be too much o ,but I will try and see what I can do !

Fani kayode : ​ thank you very much I will tell Tinubu to make you Minister of Info tech when we kick Pdp out in 2015. You know am very infuencial in the Apc Yes

30 minutes later

Daughter : daddy
where are you going ?

Fani-kayode : Am going to church I need to give my Life to Jesus !

so so funny but anyway,dis can't be true sha

kulyie: @ op I dont know what you are on about but that has how tuface has been,that is his nature,he is a very slim person and its not in all cases marriage changes a man's stature especially when the man married a wife that prepares only indomie,bread and tea,spageti and stew and bread and butter

Na so my brother

[quote author=Lolaabokoku]See as tonto Dike be like rejected mami water [/quot
Abi o

slap1: Maybe he just heard it the first time in a Nollywood 'movie'.

i think so