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TravelRe: Lithuania Student Visa by damton(m): 9:50pm On Oct 18, 2019
oduzbaba89:
. Try request for students copy of the transcript addressed to your self. They should give u
They don't until recently ,they just started issuing student copy and from my enquiries the students copy for my set downwards is not available yet
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EducationRe: Why Does It Take Extremely Long Time To Obtain University Transcript In Nigeria by damton(m): 8:45pm On Oct 17, 2019
egorov:
Unilag has changed o. Things are getting crazy. They are showing me pepper now sef on this transcript matter.
please do you have an idea of how long it takes before transcript is delivered to a place like Europe
EducationRe: Why Does It Take Extremely Long Time To Obtain University Transcript In Nigeria by damton(m):
Oseni007:
Seconded,Unilag transcript is easy to collect,i v collected mine twice too.
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EducationRe: Why Does It Take Extremely Long Time To Obtain University Transcript In Nigeria by damton(m): 7:55pm On Oct 17, 2019
egorov:
Unilag transcript takes less than a week, I've collected twice. U pay anywhere u reside @d designated bank, u scan ur teller and ur form, send to their mail address and under one week u have ur transcript
Good day bro. I applied for transcript to be sent to a school by in Europe by unilag on my behalf and it hasn't been delivered.

pls tell me how you went about yours, cos I was told student copy is not available to our set
Technology MarketRe: Clean Galaxy S7 Edge For Sale. 45k only. SOLD SOLD SOLD by damton(m): 9:55pm On Oct 14, 2019
45k or swap with another phone Gionee M7 lite
PhonesRe: UK Used Phones For Sale Samsung & iPhone Discount Price ( Ikeja Price ) by damton(m): 12:06am On Oct 13, 2019
kindex:
Samsung Galaxy s7 32gb
Price: 40k each
Call or WhatsApp Kindex Gadgets 08102022317
Instagram: @kindexgadgets
I'm interested and where is your office
Technology MarketRe: NA by damton(m): 11:48pm On Oct 12, 2019
40k cash and carry or swap with Gionee M7 lite
Technology MarketRe: Xiaomi A3 For Sale - SOLD by damton(m): 2:06pm On Oct 12, 2019
Preciouserhabor:
Is it still available.
yes
Technology MarketRe: Xiaomi A3 For Sale - SOLD by damton(m):
Opistorincos:
Still available
how much for a swap with Gionee M7 lite or 45k instantly
Technology MarketRe: Sold by damton(m): 9:09pm On Oct 10, 2019
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TravelRe: Lithuanian Study Visa. Let's Relate by damton(m): 10:42am On Oct 07, 2019
[quote author=Sonsynas post=82488768][/quote]you can use a domiciliary (dollar )account with any Nigerian Bank
TravelRe: Lithuanian Study Visa. Let's Relate by damton(m): 10:41am On Oct 07, 2019
[quote author=Sonsynas post=82488768][/quote]use a domiciliary (dollar )account with any Nigerian Bank
TravelRe: Lithuania Student Visa by damton(m): 2:27pm On Sep 22, 2019
Good morning peeps I'm intending to apply to Vilnius University, Lithuania. among the requirements is to get two references.
is it compulsory that both references are academic .
I want to know if I can use one academic and one at my work place.
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TravelRe: Lithuanian Study Visa. Let's Relate by damton(m): 2:25pm On Sep 22, 2019
Good morning peeps I'm intending to apply to Vilnius University, Lithuania. among the requirements is to get two references.
is it compulsory that both references are academic .

I want to know if I can use one academic and one at my work place.
TravelRe: Hope Of Getting Visa To Malta by damton(m): 8:46am On Sep 10, 2019
slenderBeam1:
Amn.... tnx man.... I shall know my faith by Monday....I just received the mail last night
Good morning bro.
so how did your visa application go. was the outcome positive
TravelRe: Top 10 Countries In The World To Migrate To by damton(m): 11:59am On Sep 01, 2019
Grammar don crash land.
This cracked me up
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Dances On Stage At London Notting Hill Carnival 2019 by damton(m): 9:56pm On Aug 26, 2019
Kentura:
no be this cloth Rihanna use sing gwe gwe gwe gwe gwe gwe.? Copy Cuppy
no be only gwe gwe gwe.
na igwe igwe igwe igwe
TravelRe: Lithuania Student Visa by damton(m): 11:03am On Aug 23, 2019
roselex:
Ask what ever question you will like to know about studies and work in Lithuania. I entered Lithuania 2015 for BSC and now running my masters. Waiting for questions
good morning bro. I intend to apply to Lithuania to study for Masters.

My question are as follows.
1 what is the tuition fee like

2. the cost of living for student

3. Is there opportunities for study and work arrangements for student

4. What is the guarantee securing a job and residence permit upon graduation

thanks as I anticipate your response
SportsRe: Stephanie Frappart: Referee Gets Massive Praise For Her Performance by damton(m): 3:31pm On Aug 15, 2019
spartoo:
I don't really buy the idea of women handling such situations when there are capable men. It's just like when a man's wife is ordering him around cool
lmao.
funny you
NYSCRe: NYSC: Man O War And A Female Corper While Drilling by damton(m): 8:37am On Jul 11, 2019
WowSweetGuy:
Girls like this make sex easy for men not these our aunties everywhere who will just lay down like log of wood with their meaty lap blocking entrance and still expect u to drill for an hour
pervs. spotted
RomanceRe: The Best Pre-wedding And Post Wedding Picture Of A Dedicated Nairaland Member by damton(m): 3:39pm On Jul 07, 2019
stupidity:
That stuff you are holding in the last photo, what is it called? grin my eyes and corrupt mind just misinterpreted it.
pervs on the loose
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Leaves Middlesbrough After Short Contract (Photo) by damton(m): 8:03pm On May 30, 2019
Best of luck.


You are angry that you are getting fatter?
When you were busy shouting "THIS IS MY
YEAR OF EXPANSION!!"
You didn't know abi??.
2. A girl born near a door is called Doris
They won't teach you this in school, so tell
me "Thank you!"
3. # LADIES !, When dating a handsome guy,
you have to comment on his pics like "Baby
where did you put the charger ?"
Just to mark your territory.
4. Somewhere in Nigeria, a girl is smelling
her bra to see if she can still wear it after
3days_*
# IbadanGirlsEhn ....
Aunty well done!
5. Nowadays, side chicks have no respect
and fear... They even send regards to the
wife and kids
6. Dad : I noticed you now call me "Dad"
instead of "Papa"...
Daughter : That's because calling you "Papa"
spoils my lipstick
7. Lady 1 : My husband swallowed
paracetamol by mistake, what do I do ?
Lady 2 : Give him headache na... Why waste
the medicine?? # Women_Ehn ??
8. While struggling to find a partner, another
person is in 3 different stable relationships!!
Some people are gifted, I swear!
9. Satisfying a woman is not easy! You will
go and rob a bank and she will ask you why
you robbed Diamond bank instead of Zenith
bank
10. Give a girl 500k or iPhone 8, her mother
or father won't ask her where she got it
from!!
But if you give her ordinary belle, just small
belle o, her father, mother, brothers, uncles
and aunties, witches and even her ancestors
will come looking for you... Is this fair?
11. I look at some people sometimes and
ask myself "Who dey kiss this one sef?"
# MyMouthWillNotKillMeOoooo
12. A girl asked me if Liverpool is a series. I
asked her why & she replied "Cos their fans
are always waiting for next season"
13. Have you ever looked so good, that you
don't want to go home yet, because enough
people haven't seen you??
14. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell
him straight forward. Which one is "I don't
know if I can come again oooo, my father is
angry with my mother "
15. I saw a guy today drinking beer at 6:30
am.
I asked him: "Isn't it too early for you to be
drinking ?"
He replied: "Ooh really, at what time do
throats open?"
I just walked away
Now minding my own business
16. WEDDING NIGHT CONFESSION:
Husband: Sorry, I slept with a lot of
prostitutes.
Wife: I said it!!! Your face looks familiar.
Husband fainted
17. On my wedding day, I will call names
when sharing rice. If you don't hear your
name, you will have to tell us who invited
you!
18. You will never see African parents
kissing, hugging or in any form of
romance... But Boom! 11 children... How
come?
19. 40 different pictures, one cloth .
Bros, no vex o, you be merlin?
20. I was just wondering why the GROOM
sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT...
I just remembered my basic ACCOUNTING
principles:
INCOME is on the right and EXPENSES is on
the left..
21. Gone are the days when we break up
and delete our numbers... Now, we will just
be observing ourselves on whatsapp and
Facebook status to see who is surviving..
22. People that were owing Lazarus, I
wonder how they felt when Jesus woke him
up from death...
23. That moment when you look horrible in
a group photo and the person who looks
good refuses to delete it.
24.
To my future kids:
I'm not the one delaying you guys from
coming into this beautiful world, Its your
mum who is still busy dating other people's
husband and giving them your milk. I hope
they don't finish our milk.
25. Some Girls are really poor in romance.
You hit her with a pillow, Boom! She's
chasing you with a knife
26. One thing I've discovered is that as you
grow older, you begin to steal meat from
your Mother's pot with more Confidence.
27. Nobody keeps secret like a Nigerian
travelling abroad for the first time.
The fear of Village people is d Beginning of
survival
28. Whether na dem dey rush you,or na you
dey rush dem, don't rush into someone's
relationship or marriage else dem go rush
you go hospital
29. Facebook should try showing us people
you may avoid* not only people you may
know.... Biko
30. If every mother is the Best Mum in the
world, then whose mother goes around at
night bewitching people and pressing
necks??
# I_Wonder_Ooooo ...
31. Shout out to those people that change
the water in garri 2 times before taking it,
hope you wash the one you use in making
Eba?
32. Continue doing "Fat is Bae"
Continue ooo...
Don't go and lose weight...
Until they use bangles to propose to you
CrimeRe: Lawrence Anini Saga: 32 Years After (full Story Inside) by damton(m): 5:09pm On May 11, 2019
Back then , just the mention of "ANINI" would send shivers down the spine of anyone who is in the know.

See as I dey talk like say I dey there
cry sad
PoliticsRe: I Have Been Fair In My Appointments- President Buhari Tells Igbo Leaders (PICS) by damton(m): 10:29am On Jan 25, 2019
it appears baba is insensitive to Nigeria's socio- ethnic diversity
Forum GamesRe: Brain Teaser! Can You Solve This Test? (pictures) by damton(m):
20
5+5* 2= 20
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got This Message From Outcess by damton(m): 9:19pm On May 16, 2018
EZENDDIGBO:
why is it like that? is the cbt test hard?
no simple and basic
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got This Message From Outcess by damton(m): 9:18pm On May 16, 2018
Ximenes45:
Hello bro,please how's the CBT like? what are possible question?
very simple and basic
Jobs/VacanciesRe: One House by damton(m): 9:12am On May 04, 2018
Ojeifo12:
Will you be attending
I don't think so. its probably a marketing offer
Jobs/VacanciesRe: One House by damton(m): 7:51am On May 04, 2018
Ojeifo12:
Please,did anyone get this Text
U are hereby invited for a job interview @ Custodian Life Assurance Ltd, 27,Commercial Ave.,Sabo, Yaba, Lagos, on Monday, 7/5/2018,Time: 9an prompt. Come with a copy of ur CV. Enodien.
I did
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview Invites... by damton(m): 6:08pm On Apr 22, 2018
aroundnaija:
Saturday inclusive?
Ordinarily no. but you might be required to come on Saturdays sometimes

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