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oduzbaba89:They don't until recently ,they just started issuing student copy and from my enquiries the students copy for my set downwards is not available yet |
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egorov:please do you have an idea of how long it takes before transcript is delivered to a place like Europe |
Oseni007:G |
egorov:Good day bro. I applied for transcript to be sent to a school by in Europe by unilag on my behalf and it hasn't been delivered. pls tell me how you went about yours, cos I was told student copy is not available to our set |
45k or swap with another phone Gionee M7 lite |
kindex:I'm interested and where is your office |
40k cash and carry or swap with Gionee M7 lite |
Preciouserhabor:yes |
Opistorincos:how much for a swap with Gionee M7 lite or 45k instantly |
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[quote author=Sonsynas post=82488768][/quote]you can use a domiciliary (dollar )account with any Nigerian Bank |
[quote author=Sonsynas post=82488768][/quote]use a domiciliary (dollar )account with any Nigerian Bank |
Good morning peeps I'm intending to apply to Vilnius University, Lithuania. among the requirements is to get two references. is it compulsory that both references are academic . I want to know if I can use one academic and one at my work place. (Modify ) (Quote) (Report ) (Share ) |
Good morning peeps I'm intending to apply to Vilnius University, Lithuania. among the requirements is to get two references. is it compulsory that both references are academic . I want to know if I can use one academic and one at my work place. |
slenderBeam1:Good morning bro. so how did your visa application go. was the outcome positive |
Grammar don crash land.This cracked me up |
Kentura:no be only gwe gwe gwe. na igwe igwe igwe igwe |
roselex:good morning bro. I intend to apply to Lithuania to study for Masters. My question are as follows. 1 what is the tuition fee like 2. the cost of living for student 3. Is there opportunities for study and work arrangements for student 4. What is the guarantee securing a job and residence permit upon graduation thanks as I anticipate your response |
spartoo:lmao. funny you |
WowSweetGuy:pervs. spotted |
stupidity:pervs on the loose |
Best of luck. You are angry that you are getting fatter? When you were busy shouting "THIS IS MY YEAR OF EXPANSION!!" You didn't know abi??. 2. A girl born near a door is called Doris They won't teach you this in school, so tell me "Thank you!" 3. # LADIES !, When dating a handsome guy, you have to comment on his pics like "Baby where did you put the charger ?" Just to mark your territory. 4. Somewhere in Nigeria, a girl is smelling her bra to see if she can still wear it after 3days_* # IbadanGirlsEhn .... Aunty well done! 5. Nowadays, side chicks have no respect and fear... They even send regards to the wife and kids 6. Dad : I noticed you now call me "Dad" instead of "Papa"... Daughter : That's because calling you "Papa" spoils my lipstick 7. Lady 1 : My husband swallowed paracetamol by mistake, what do I do ? Lady 2 : Give him headache na... Why waste the medicine?? # Women_Ehn ?? 8. While struggling to find a partner, another person is in 3 different stable relationships!! Some people are gifted, I swear! 9. Satisfying a woman is not easy! You will go and rob a bank and she will ask you why you robbed Diamond bank instead of Zenith bank 10. Give a girl 500k or iPhone 8, her mother or father won't ask her where she got it from!! But if you give her ordinary belle, just small belle o, her father, mother, brothers, uncles and aunties, witches and even her ancestors will come looking for you... Is this fair? 11. I look at some people sometimes and ask myself "Who dey kiss this one sef?" # MyMouthWillNotKillMeOoooo 12. A girl asked me if Liverpool is a series. I asked her why & she replied "Cos their fans are always waiting for next season" 13. Have you ever looked so good, that you don't want to go home yet, because enough people haven't seen you?? 14. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell him straight forward. Which one is "I don't know if I can come again oooo, my father is angry with my mother " 15. I saw a guy today drinking beer at 6:30 am. I asked him: "Isn't it too early for you to be drinking ?" He replied: "Ooh really, at what time do throats open?" I just walked away Now minding my own business 16. WEDDING NIGHT CONFESSION: Husband: Sorry, I slept with a lot of prostitutes. Wife: I said it!!! Your face looks familiar. Husband fainted 17. On my wedding day, I will call names when sharing rice. If you don't hear your name, you will have to tell us who invited you! 18. You will never see African parents kissing, hugging or in any form of romance... But Boom! 11 children... How come? 19. 40 different pictures, one cloth . Bros, no vex o, you be merlin? 20. I was just wondering why the GROOM sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT... I just remembered my basic ACCOUNTING principles: INCOME is on the right and EXPENSES is on the left.. 21. Gone are the days when we break up and delete our numbers... Now, we will just be observing ourselves on whatsapp and Facebook status to see who is surviving.. 22. People that were owing Lazarus, I wonder how they felt when Jesus woke him up from death... 23. That moment when you look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. 24. To my future kids: I'm not the one delaying you guys from coming into this beautiful world, Its your mum who is still busy dating other people's husband and giving them your milk. I hope they don't finish our milk. 25. Some Girls are really poor in romance. You hit her with a pillow, Boom! She's chasing you with a knife 26. One thing I've discovered is that as you grow older, you begin to steal meat from your Mother's pot with more Confidence. 27. Nobody keeps secret like a Nigerian travelling abroad for the first time. The fear of Village people is d Beginning of survival 28. Whether na dem dey rush you,or na you dey rush dem, don't rush into someone's relationship or marriage else dem go rush you go hospital 29. Facebook should try showing us people you may avoid* not only people you may know.... Biko 30. If every mother is the Best Mum in the world, then whose mother goes around at night bewitching people and pressing necks?? # I_Wonder_Ooooo ... 31. Shout out to those people that change the water in garri 2 times before taking it, hope you wash the one you use in making Eba? 32. Continue doing "Fat is Bae" Continue ooo... Don't go and lose weight... Until they use bangles to propose to you |
Back then , just the mention of "ANINI" would send shivers down the spine of anyone who is in the know. See as I dey talk like say I dey there ![]() |
it appears baba is insensitive to Nigeria's socio- ethnic diversity |
20 5+5* 2= 20 |
EZENDDIGBO:no simple and basic |
Ximenes45:very simple and basic |
Ojeifo12:I don't think so. its probably a marketing offer |
Ojeifo12:I did |
aroundnaija:Ordinarily no. but you might be required to come on Saturdays sometimes |

my eyes and corrupt mind just misinterpreted it.