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Romance › Re: A Funny Conversation Between A Nairalander And His Girlfriend.(pix) by danbrowndmf(op): 7:23pm On Apr 27, 2015
Lala247:
Lol Op funny conversation
yea that was my conversation with pinkycute.cheesy she try playing me april fool,but i was smart.cheesy
Romance › Re: A Funny Conversation Between A Nairalander And His Girlfriend.(pix) by danbrowndmf(op): 6:27pm On Apr 27, 2015
lala247
Pinkycute
dechandel
tosyne2much
naijaboiy


make una come see oh..lol
Romance › Re: A Funny Conversation Between A Nairalander And His Girlfriend.(pix) by danbrowndmf(op): 3:54pm On Apr 27, 2015
EroticAngelina:
lols crazy
fine girl....lng tym.cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Pick One Or Go Jail.....pix by danbrowndmf(m): 3:10pm On Apr 27, 2015
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Romance › Re: A Funny Conversation Between A Nairalander And His Girlfriend.(pix) by danbrowndmf(op): 3:02pm On Apr 27, 2015
Twaci:
grin Handwriting?!

The girl's crazy! But really, some guys can really do this sha oh!...I aint mentioning names smiley
but if u give me chance u knw i wunt do dis to u.cheesy
Romance › A Funny Conversation Between A Nairalander And His Girlfriend.(pix) by danbrowndmf(op): 2:44pm On Apr 27, 2015
Some Guys are so scared of pregnancy sha...lol.cheesy


naijaboiy
sinaj
pinkycute
twaci
lala247
dechandel
Airforce1

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Pls Help:: Have U All Seen The New Dp Of Rokiatu? "I Feel Lyk Dying. by danbrowndmf(m): 9:49am On Apr 27, 2015
[quote author=Mhizizzy post=33152997][/quote]This is nt abt been only,i hv so many bad attitudes but i dnt think ts right for me to display it everywhere i go!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Pls Help:: Have U All Seen The New Dp Of Rokiatu? "I Feel Lyk Dying. by danbrowndmf(m): 7:15am On Apr 27, 2015
Mhizizzy:
A sexy girl can cause uproar

I can't bliv a mere dp cud cause so much reactions

Guys just love girls
pls dnt generalize it,am a different man....
i hv noting against the girl in question oh,buh weneva i see this kind of topic E DY VEX ME EHN...
what happened to PM na?



This Romance section parade alot of kids, and also Parade The Weakest Men...Tufiakwa..God Forbid for them.sad


Am ashame
Celebrities › Re: Faze, Kelly Handsome, And Kelly Handsome's Daughter Take A Pic by danbrowndmf(m): 6:52am On Apr 27, 2015
Two talented Niggas...Kennis Killed kelly carreer,his new jam "Omo Baba Olowo" is a jam...am sure both will rise up again.sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 6:48am On Apr 27, 2015
Twaci:
Very fine. And urs?
nt fine,they beat my team yestady.sad

l slept off....
Morning,hw was ur 9t?
Romance › Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by danbrowndmf(m): 6:37am On Apr 27, 2015
Chiam55:
The biggest lie!

"Baby I love you" angry

*sneezes: aaaaaabulshi*



(show love don't jst say the words)
and hw do i show luv.sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 10:17pm On Apr 26, 2015
Twaci:
Am fine smiley. Listened to ur mixtape...very good one u ve gat there.
Wow!!!tnx a million.....am blushn right now.i recorded dt stuff in 2012.cheesy





hw was ur day?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 10:10pm On Apr 26, 2015
twaci hawa u.sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 2:13pm On Apr 26, 2015
Lala247:
Lol y do u say that

Lol he knows his in sonzone dont mind him
sonezone.shocked











*pick race out of thread*
Romance › Re: Her Lover Of Over Four Years Just Broke Up With Her; Please Advise Her by danbrowndmf(m): 1:32pm On Apr 26, 2015
Twaci:
wink
hv a wonderful day ahead...am watching ball.cheesy
Romance › Re: Her Lover Of Over Four Years Just Broke Up With Her; Please Advise Her by danbrowndmf(m): 1:23pm On Apr 26, 2015
Twaci:
Hey u smiley
i guess i was right.cheesy












All Guys are Not The same.cheesy
Give another person chance.cheesy
Romance › Re: Her Lover Of Over Four Years Just Broke Up With Her; Please Advise Her by danbrowndmf(m): 1:21pm On Apr 26, 2015
Lala247:
Ok ..
I think you should give it a few days let it settle
Sometimes people say and do things they dont mean.. This is because uve been together for 4years ( no be joke)
You can still get back together depending in circumstance of breakup .


Dont worry it hurts at first .. It will get easier . ( ur not alone - chics suffer this everyday)
Trust me his feeling exactly the same no matter how much he tries to hide it..
Take a break , go on holiday, put ur energy i to work or studies he will come bk

Hope u didnt cheat sha.. smiley
only 3 out of 10 Nigerian girls can stay 4years in a relationship wifout seen anoda dick.sad
Romance › Re: Her Lover Of Over Four Years Just Broke Up With Her; Please Advise Her by danbrowndmf(m): 1:16pm On Apr 26, 2015
Lala247:
Morning lala grin cheesy wink smiley
Why chasing after lala while am here.cheesy






sorry to burst your bubble,lala hs a Girlfriend.cheesy and the girl na commando,she fit burst ur head o.cheesy
Romance › Re: Her Lover Of Over Four Years Just Broke Up With Her; Please Advise Her by danbrowndmf(m): 1:14pm On Apr 26, 2015
[quote author=Twaci
post=33121588]embarassed Its sad, really. Well I won't start that all guys are
wicked and the same rubbish....Rather lemme say this, girl, he aint
worth you.

Everything happens for a reason, even breakups. Let him go, don't cling
(that's stupid), don't even bother wondering if he misses you (yeah, I
can read minds and I know that's what you are thinking)....just stand
up, dust the memories off your shoulders (won't be easy, I know), and
smile. Smile because a better man is coming for you.

Oh yeah, in the meantime, work on yourself....we don't really know why
he left, so, just learn and move on.

#my2cents[/quote]DO you Have a boyfriend? or the one's you'v been daten hv been so bad to u.sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:51pm On Apr 26, 2015
Lala247:
Nah lie

Dan nah big player i see they kiss girl everywhere lol
Real woman wrapper grin
jus say Yes den i wunt chase any girl again.cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:50pm On Apr 26, 2015
djeezy:
why are you chasing my girlfriend na. Back off sir wink
so many girls full Mile3,bros abeg free lala247 for me na biko.sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:49pm On Apr 26, 2015
Lala247:
Lol to wetin
do what i said,if not.....cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:19pm On Apr 26, 2015
djeezy:
yes bro. Where av u been na.
i hv been around chasing Lala247 Up and down.sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:17pm On Apr 26, 2015
[quote author=Lala247 post=33123614][/quote]i luv V,i luv to see blood on my bed spread.cheesy









so chang dt siggy now.cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:04pm On Apr 26, 2015
djeezy lngst tym.cheesy





watsup Chaim.sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 12:02pm On Apr 26, 2015
Lala247 seems u dunno wat to write on ur siggy,jus write "Danbrowndmf will u gv me the D".cheesy












*shine my eyes and wait for her reply*.cheesy
Travel › Re: 19yrs Old Nigerian Student Dies At UK University School Hall Due To 'helium Leak by danbrowndmf(m): 6:33pm On Apr 25, 2015
My heart goes out to his family,may God grant them the heart to bear this loss...Am right here thinkin n feeln bad abt wat am currently going through,buh wen i saw dis i jus gahs to say "God am Thankful for the Gift of life"



Rest In The Lord brother.sad
Politics › Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by danbrowndmf(m): 6:14pm On Apr 25, 2015
[quote
author=onismate post=33098704]I was so happy because the elections were
round the corner. I wanted money. I had vowed within myself that if any
political party don’t give me any money, I won’t vote for them. Na so I
begin happy sake of say, I would be paid to vote by any political
party. I had earlier been told that money flows, political parties share
money during elections. So I was ready. I want to have my own share.

It was an unfortunate case for the Presidential election. It came and
gone and nobody or political party bothered to give me money. Na sorry
case for me. My hope was dashed. I had hoped and prayed that there
should be sharing of money. But na lie. I waited and waited even after
my accreditation. I waited till voting was closing in my ward and I was
yet to vote. I was waiting for someone to say, “Oya come collect this
small money to vote for this party.” Infact na me use my hand come dey
ask if no one wan give money for me to hope. People laughed at me as if I
was a clown. “You dey wait for money. You go wait tire,” one old woman
said. I was glaring that I was just waiting my time waiting for who
would buy my vote. And time was going and I had already done
accreditation. Well, I managed to vote and left the place with a sad
place. I been no wan vote ooo. Na because of money make me go dia.

I had vowed never to step my foot again in that polling unit or any
other. Not until 2 days to the Governorship election, a friend of mine
came to my place. He said he was just coming from his tailors shop and
he told him that they are looking for 10 people to give N10,000 each to
vote for his party. Chaiiiii, immediately I heard N10,000, na so my ears
stand. “Where be dat,” I asked. My body was just shaking because I
heard some people would be giving N10,000 just to vote. Who no like
better thing, abi which hungry person no go jump up when they hear that
kind of money. Me, I dey hungry gan. Infact I was so broke.

I told my friend that I was interested in it since it was the same ward.
Na so my paddy carry me go dia ooo. When we got there, the tailor said I
should show him my PVC in which I did. He said he needed more people. I
told him that I have friends who registered in that same ward he was
looking for. He I should help him get them. The first person that came
to my mind was, emma. Na this kind thing emma dey like. To chop free
N10k. I went and got 3 of friends in which emma was among. We all got
the tailor’s place. He asked us to leave our PVCs with him and come back
the election day. “Nooo,” emma screamed. “Oga no be so we wan do am
nahhh,” I said. I can’t just submit my PVC when I have not seen the
money he wants to give us. The tailor said we shouldn’t worry about
anything, that he just want to hold the PVSs for the main time so he
could show the people that would pay us. “So no be him wan even pay us,”
I thought to myself. As if he was reading what was going on my mind, he
took us to another small room inside his shop. He brought out two heavy
Ghana must go sacks. He opened it the sacks , I saw that it was full of
Naira notes. “Shey you see am, shey una see am. So don’t worry, there
is money, we go settle una,” the tailor said. I was looking at the money
inside the sacks with my mouth wide open as if I haven’t seen money all
through my life. Thank God I didn’t faint just because I saw the money.
Immediately I saw the money, I felt relieved. My 10k was so sure for
me. Infact he even assured us that they may likely add some little money
to the N10,000 that would be giving to us, I and my friends gave the
tailor our PVCs before leaving. I came there hungry, with an empty
stomach. Infact looking at the money, I don even belle full. Hunger no
catch me again just because of say I don see money, I don get assurance.

As we were heading home rejoicing, how we would make N10,000 just by
just voting. I began thinking. I began thinking of how I would spend my
money. There is this face cap I often see my friend wear, I loved it and
I want to get a lookalike. I was budgeting the N10,000 for some
clothes, shoe and some other stuffs, hopping it would be enough.

As time went on, all I was thinking was the N10,000 that would be given
to me. If I sleep, I would always dream of something relating to
N10,000. At a time I became worried because I started seeing ghosts,
dead people giving me money inside my dreams. Infact, in one of the
dream, a mad woman was chasing me, at a time she caught up with me,
dipped her hand inside the filthy cellophane bag she was carrying,
brought out some Naira notes and gave me. By the time I start seeing mad
people inside my dreams, then something is wro


OP if this story is Fiction,then this the best write up hv read here on NL this year...improve on ur spellings...ur stroy really connect with real Life!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 5:55pm On Apr 25, 2015
dechandel:
Heheheh
Wishful thinking.. Very suweet grin
Yeah Good wishing.sad Am Very Good at Wishing and ma Wishing come to past alot.cheesy




Change ur pix.sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 4:51pm On Apr 25, 2015
pinkycute:
LOOL... grin
Hny am fine... I just wanna play low for now grin how are you ?
play low? mean while u never miss a day in sexuality section.cheesy



God is watchin u in 3D
Politics › Re: Can General Buhari Do This (see Pix) by danbrowndmf(m): 4:48pm On Apr 25, 2015
rhema4u:
That's cool man...I dey RockWord now. I'd soon go back Akpajo
Rockword ma former place,,,,stays at last bus top now though.cheesy

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