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Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole And His Wife, Iara Chilling In US After DSS Saga (Photo) by DaniDarvey: 3:44pm On Nov 09, 2018
Hahahahaha. Baba had to run
Celebrities / Re: Davido, Tekno, Flavour, Don Jazzy Photoshopped Into Chioma, Omoni, Uche, Ufuoma by DaniDarvey: 3:08pm On Nov 07, 2018
Wow.

Laugh wan kill me for don jazzy own.

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Sports / Re: Alex Iwobi All Guccified In New Photo by DaniDarvey: 1:20pm On Nov 06, 2018
Good footballer.
Celebrities / Re: (photos) Diamond Platnumz Shows Off Bundles Of Cash, See how Massive They are by DaniDarvey: 12:22pm On Nov 06, 2018
True hard work pays but showoff is always a disaster.
Nairaland / General / Re: Massive Python Swallows A 70-Year-Old Man In Dalaba, Guinea (Photo) by DaniDarvey: 12:09pm On Nov 06, 2018
Wow this creature is somehow amazing. Swallowing a full human being is intriguing.

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Politics / Re: Ekiti PDP Rejects Olujimi, Restores Fayose As Leader by DaniDarvey: 9:07am On Nov 06, 2018
I am just beginning to love Fayose for reasons I don't know yet.

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Romance / Ladies Be Careful With Who You Give Your Body To. by DaniDarvey: 12:10pm On Nov 05, 2018
YOU saw him in a facebook group:
•U check his Profile picture.
•He Drives A Range Rover Sport 2016.
.He is handsome.
•He inboxed you.
•You reply, all excited.
•You'll want 2 hook up.
•You set a date.
•You dress up that Legging With No underwear.
•Smelling good.
•You put on a make up - fresh breath and new weave.
•He takes you 4 lunch @ Serena Hotel.
•He Takes you for - Drinks At Java.
•You two have a good time.
•He rubs your hand,
•Makes you laugh,
•Gives you looks and smiles.
•You stupidly fall in love.
•It's like you've known him Forever.
•He takes you to his apartment.
•He makes you feel comfortable and lays u on his bed.
•Kiss you passionately.
•You love his aggression, strength, power and you give in.
•It feels good.
•You know it's wrong, but it feels good.
•You ask for protection, he says it's too late.
•You obey and don't disturb.
•He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too. He hits it nice and slow
•After, he goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water.
•He helps you drink it, ohh man.
•You feel special.
•"He must be the one" you think to yourself.
•You get dressed.
•He takes you to the taxi park.
•He kisses you on the cheeks and says
•"I had a great time,"
•Gives You cash.
•U smile and say.
•"See you tomorrow babe."
• He stays silent.
•Your taxi drives away,
•In the taxi u can't stop smiling.
•You get home and inbox him that you got home safe.
•He is online, but doesn't reply.
•It's unlike him, so you inbox him again.
•He doesn't respond.
•Minutes later you can't find him on ur friend list.
•HE BLOCKED YOU.
•Days, weeks, months passes by.
•You start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth.
•You go to the clinic.
•Get tested.
•Minutes later,
•Nurse walks in."I'm sorry. You're HIV Positive and Pregnant!"
•".HOW ?"
•You don't understand.
•Reality hits you.
•You walk home.
•Scared.
•Confused.
•You go to the bus stop.
•You lay, hopeless, emotionless.
•You see death coming nearer.
•You look into the sky & mumble a prayer.
That's the end of you.
Don't be that girl !Live well. Stop Chasing Material Things. Stop chasing SPONSORS!!
Be A Girl You Want Your Daughter To Be!
TO ALL THE LADIES.
LIVE A LIFE
NOT A LIE.
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LIKE AND SHARE

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Sports / Re: Princess Shyngle Shades Michael Essien’s Wife For Moving Out Of His Home by DaniDarvey: 12:01am On Nov 05, 2018
Xcelinteriors:
Somehow she's saying the truth. It is only a foolish woman that will pack out of her matrimonial home just because the husband is a cheat. All men cheat and you have to stay and deal with it.
I don't know why some ladies are quoting me o. The earlier you believe that all men cheat the better for you so that you won't have heart attack when it happen and you will start planning to kill the man out of anger. Nobody should quote me again biko. I only said my opinion. Thank you

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Wow. So your dad, brothers, uncles and male friends are all cheats? That's really an amazing point I just learnt now

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