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sawacha:
Source:https://www.naij.com/1089337-i-part-aso-rock-cabal-governor-el-rufai.html

https://www.africanopinion.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Nasir-Ahmad-El-Rufai.jpg

Before Buhari will come back, Elrufai will deny him 7times

Lukmann1:
This only can be did in Abuja, you cannot tried this here in lagos.

this can be did? Grammatical miscarriage

[quote author=AbujaBoss post=53828932]First lady of the Republic of Zimbabwe, Grace Mugabe has said that her husband, Robert Mugabe is so much loved by his people to an extent that even if he dies, he will still be fielded as a candidate in a presidential election and Zimbabweans will still massively vote for him.



The 51 years old first lady, who now performs most of his aged husband’s presidential functions and is touted as his possible replacement said this during a rally by the ZANU-PF, the Zimbabwean ruling party.



“If Mugabe dies, we will field his corpse as a candidate for elections to prove that people love him.”

She told thousands of cheering supporters at the rally in Buhera, Eastern Zimbabwe.



“You will see people voting for Mugabe as a corpse. I am seriously telling you – just to show people how people love their president.”

she added.



Grace Mugabe further echoed her husbands role during the guerrilla war against white rule, adding that Mugabe’s associates whom she accused of plotting to take over from him were too old to take power.



“Anyone who was with Mugabe in 1980 has no right to tell him he is old. If you want Mugabe to go, then you leave together. You also have to leave. Then we take over because we were not there in 1980.”

She said.



92 year old Mugabe has increasingly become scarce in the public while the first lady increased her public engagements in recent months. Late last year, the first lady told a women congregation that she was ready to run for the presidency since she was doing everything for her husband.



Mugabe who is set to turn 93 on Tuesday has ruled the southern Africa nation since 1987 amidst a tumbling economy and poor human rights record. A popular pastor who last year led a popular protest against the Mugabe regime was recently arrested, and after he was released on bail he expressed interest in contesting against Mugabe in the country’s 2018 General election.



Though it is not yet clear how he will fare against a living Mugabe, it is much harder predicting how he will fare against his corpse.

http://news.ezeja.com/if-mugabe-dies-we-will-field-his-corpse-as-a-candidate-for-elections/
[/quote even in Nigeria, ZOMBIES can do that for their Father who art in LONDON

DivinelyBlessed:
You want me to have sexx with you, without a condom and you know you're HIV positive. Are you trying to implicate me?

but you promised "for better for worse, until death do us part" death has not come and you part from her. Where is the love?

This zombi is not responding to treatment

jeeqaa7:
SECRETS EXPOSED.

Six ways to know a girl wants sex and urgently wen she comes visiting


1. She comes to your house with a short skirt or a short gown: some guys don't seem to understand the signs though. The thing is we ladies are very conscious of what we were, so coming to your house looking like a hot model is a cue  

2. She lays her had on your shoulders or laps: this is a very popular trick we use but some guys are too quick to start ki$sing and pressing... This is not cool, it makes us uneasy and we change our mind. Why don't put just take it slow and wait for the right moment then you see we actually repaired for this before coming 




3. Telling you we want to sleep and you shouldn't disturb: let me tell you a secret guy, no girl I repeat no girl will ever come to your house if she feels she is tired and will not enjoy herself when she comes (trust me) 

4. Saying she will be leaving in an hour time: we are actually telling you to make a move but someone guys don't get it. Instead they will be begging us to stay a little longer. Durr if I have somewhere else to go that evening, do you think I will come and spend time in your house? 

5. We loose off some buttons on our shirt: we want you to feel aroused and make a move but instead you will dip your hands in your pocket and probably start going out and coming in. Then you will be forming bad guy later  

6. We tell you to play a song and we start dancing: if I am dancing in your room, I expect you to join me then along the link you rock me then you know what next to do. But most of you don't even know how to Dance it is frustrating

you you are a girl?

Trapnews:
Choi! we are at war

whenever fulani herdsmen attack, Christians are the victims