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Romance / Re: I've Made So Much Money! by danietohbadt(m): 9:58am On Mar 31, 2022
Show us the way oga
Romance / Re: Can Someone Driving A Lexus Be Living In This Kind Of Place(pics) by danietohbadt(m): 9:55am On Mar 31, 2022
Lol, I no fit laff oooo. Na him village be that. He actually lives in Banana Island. His house is just beside Davido's own

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Crime / Re: Lady Drugged Rider And Stole His Motorcycle by danietohbadt(m): 4:25pm On Mar 12, 2022
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Crime / Re: Lady Drugged Rider And Stole His Motorcycle by danietohbadt(m): 4:25pm On Mar 12, 2022
Delta people and wayo na like 5 and 6 So inseparable.
Food / Re: 7k Well Spent.... (photo) by danietohbadt(m): 8:56pm On Mar 11, 2022
Na lie go kill you!

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Romance / Re: The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by danietohbadt(m): 10:13am On Mar 11, 2022
fredkellz:
How I wish I can have this type of mind cos am heartbroken

Wrong.

1. I date a guy...

2. He cheats on me... Or we stop loving eachother...

3. We breakup...

4. I move on...

5. I meet someone better and fall in love...

6. I meet my ex...

7. I don't fall in love with my ex... I can even introduce him to my boyfriend...

8. I would definitely not have sex with him...

9. I don't like him anymore cause I'm done with him... No more attraction... So he's just a friend...



Time will heal your heart!
Romance / Re: I Need Advice, Is The Relationship Over? by danietohbadt(m): 9:01pm On Mar 10, 2022
michaelwestern:


The more I think about it, the more I think i've really been served breakfast.


Haaaa! na you
I thought you said your friend?


So na you?

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Driven Pass His Station By A Defiant Motorist (pic/vid) by danietohbadt(m): 9:00pm On Mar 10, 2022
Lol, Naija police don suffer.
Romance / Re: I Need Advice, Is The Relationship Over? by danietohbadt(m): 6:30pm On Mar 10, 2022
It's not over yet, she only served him breakfast
Romance / Re: The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by danietohbadt(m): 9:11am On Mar 10, 2022
dontrulee:
When a lady starts saying trust me babe, that's the time not to trust her. It's pretty hard for a lady not to cheat on you, because she's got Numerous guys chasing her. If you Bleep up, na to just turn left collect the nearest guys d**CK. Most ladies don't think with their brains sorry to say.


Trust a lady at your own peril. this generation of girls ehn. fear them!

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Romance / Re: The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by danietohbadt(m): 9:05am On Mar 10, 2022
Nonexisting:
You really believe a white boy will fall for a smello when he is not going to use her for money ritual. You shock me.



Lol. I just dey give her the benefit of doubt

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had An Encounter With A Cultist? – Share Your Experience by danietohbadt(m): 10:28pm On Mar 09, 2022
Lived in same compound with some during university days
Romance / Re: The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by danietohbadt(m): 10:07pm On Mar 09, 2022
Datboredberry:
Different values...

Nigerian men are obsessed with sex... undecided


Whites are worse!

You can't deal with their fantasies I swear!

dem go drill your front hole, drill the back, con c*m for your mouth.

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Romance / Re: The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by danietohbadt(m): 10:06pm On Mar 09, 2022
Datboredberry:
Negro men brag about their BBCs... I'm hyping you... That's all most of you can offer


What exactly are you offering your whitehead?
Romance / Re: The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by danietohbadt(m): 9:28pm On Mar 09, 2022
Datboredberry:


Don't assume women are like men... If you're so cheap, your cheat on your partner with your exes... Fine... But don't assume every woman does too...

What's so bad with being friends with your ex? Honestly...

Nairaland redpillers are the most insecure bitches on this planet...


Looool. You ain't being realistic with yourself, and you know that.

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Romance / Re: The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by danietohbadt(m): 9:15pm On Mar 09, 2022
Datboredberry:
This is stupid... I'm friends with my exes... Doesn't mean I like them... God forbid....

We're not all miserable losers holding a grudge... undecided

Many men aren't mature... Imagine being insecure cause your girl don't hate her ex... undecided



Always try to dey farabale

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Romance / Re: The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by danietohbadt(m): 9:11pm On Mar 09, 2022
4. But in reality, bestie is doing the do!
Wahala for
SIMPsons.

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Romance / Re: The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by danietohbadt(m): 9:09pm On Mar 09, 2022
3. Then they come back to beg even when not at fault

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Romance / Re: The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by danietohbadt(m): 9:08pm On Mar 09, 2022
2. That's how they roll

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Romance / Re: The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by danietohbadt(m): 9:07pm On Mar 09, 2022
1. Initial gragra!

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Romance / The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by danietohbadt(m): 8:58pm On Mar 09, 2022
A very short but true story!
Business / Re: A Better Option To Petrol? (see Pictures) by danietohbadt(m): 8:53pm On Mar 04, 2022
Ninety6:
Why them no put am close to the building? Lmao!



It’s a school and the pupils were still around
Business / A Better Option To Petrol? (see Pictures) by danietohbadt(m): 3:53pm On Mar 04, 2022
I was at an event a few hours ago.
Only to discover that the generator used to power some of the equipments at the event wasn’t running on petrol, rather, it was connected to a gas cylinder.

I was in total disbelieve as I’ve never seen or witnessed this before anywhere.
Nigerians could be so creative.

See pictures below.

Education / Re: UNICAL Security Arrests Man For Snatching Phones From Students With Dummy Gun by danietohbadt(m): 3:41pm On Mar 04, 2022
Somebody’s boyfriend
Romance / Re: Nigeria Is Finished by danietohbadt(m): 1:17pm On Mar 04, 2022
This is new to you?

Na like this dem dey sell fuel for Delta state now.
When I went there for my nysc that year, I was actually deceiving myself by going to the next town to buy petrol since there was none in the community I served.

When I considered the tfare, no one told me to start patronizing them

This isn’t new man!
Romance / Re: Slap Your Self! Pictures by danietohbadt(m): 1:14pm On Mar 04, 2022
Udoskybest:
Vanities everywhere



I want that vanity please!

The last time I checked, poverty sef na vanity
grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Need A Male Dude To Share My Problem With by danietohbadt(m): 9:15pm On Mar 03, 2022
oofjm:
....okay thanks sir....I just wanted to share my problem in the mid of the reply but not in the topic stage....

I have been with my girlfriend for while....we r both undergraduates but she just graduated while I am about to enter my final year....we have been both helpful to each other one way or the other and sex was not what attracted us to each other...in other words for our 1 yr of dating now we have never had sex.....she is

desperate need of 30k to complete her school fees but I told her I don't have....another dude is ready to give her 100k just to sleep with her but she refuse and said if I can pay for her the 30k she is ready for us to have sex....this have been driving me crazy...one thing is telling to do it and another mind says I shouldn't....note have never had sex as guy and that urge is killing me....my girl is driving me crazy at this moment.

Your babe is about to monetize her puccy.

Now let me tell you the truth, if you pay the 30k and in return she gives you sex, just have it at the back of your mind that when the need arises and she needs some cash again tomorrow, she’ll monetize her puccy.

Naso olosho take dey start

In your own interest, give her the money cos you got no better option at the moment and begin to drill her till you’re tired cos sooner or later, she go serve you breakfast.

If you no drill her well before that time, na you lose and na you go get chest pain

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Sends Private Jet To Pick Up Chioma And Son Ifeanyi by danietohbadt(m): 1:43pm On Mar 03, 2022
immortalcrown:
How is this news? He is using the best means of transportation he can afford. The lady is his baby mama and the boy is his son. What is informative here? Everything in this post is a popularly known fact about Davido. So, how is this post worthy to be news? Must everything be used for clout?


When you’re big , you’re big

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Romance / Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Fetish by danietohbadt(m): 2:08pm On Mar 02, 2022
You don enter one chance.

You never see anything, it’s just the beginning.

You haven’t even known her for two weeks and fiaaam, you don shift her pant grin grin grin

See where pant shifting don land you now

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Romance / Re: I Dont Understand My Girlfriend by danietohbadt(m): 2:04pm On Mar 02, 2022
HopeNeverDies:


Download Whatsapp web app on Playstore... preferably use Android phone coz I haven’t tried it yet on my iPhone...

Go to the upper right 3dots ... try to find the *Linked Device* push... use the whatsapp web app to scan her QR code which would be shown after u clicked the Linked Device on her phone


Thanks man
Romance / Re: I Dont Understand My Girlfriend by danietohbadt(m): 11:12am On Mar 02, 2022
HopeNeverDies:
Damnnn!!!! LoL . You haven’t seen anything brrrrh...

Mine did hers some day ago... I got to hack into her whatsapp; could u believe the girl I called my partner for almost 2years now was trying to send her boobs to another guy grin grin

Brrrh, it wasn’t funny at all... coz I was depressed alot...


How did you hack into her WhatsApp?
I’d love to know if you don’t mind

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Romance / Re: Why Is Ghosting So Hurtful? by danietohbadt(m): 8:49pm On Mar 01, 2022
Lol
Ghosting dey always sweet the Ghoster
But you see the Ghostee

Na chest pain go kill am

grin grin grin

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