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ou think is over? no is not with the story of of the world biggest woman, Mayra Rosales

Mayra Rosales had been bedridden for years and totally dependent on her family to care for all of her needs. She weighed 1,028 pounds.

The 35-year-old, from La Joya, Texas, was one of the heaviest living people in the world.

She had lost her son in 2008.

Her sister was then unable to care for her own two children, so Mayra wanted to assume responsibility for them. However, it would mean needing to be able to function independently in her own life.Click here for more photos and story...http://www.odiongist.com/2015/08/you-think-is-over-no-is-not-with-story.html

The high-functioning part of a man’s brain basically shuts down the minute your pants come off. It’s not that we don’t think; our thoughts just become, well, simple.Naked woman. Must touch.

But that changes when we go down on you because, suddenly, we have a goal. We need a strategy. And we need to silence theme, me, mepart of our brains long enough to make you feel totally happy with your decision to get into bed with us. In that moment, here’s what your guy is likely to be thinking.

1. Is That It?
A man’s penis is easy to find. It’s all up in your face like a new Beyoncé song. But your clitoris? It’s more like an original-press Beatles album on vinyl. The early stuff, no less. You can spend hours in a record shop, flipping through the wrong piles. Then suddenly…there it is! Hallelujah!

2. Whoa. Great Angle.
It’s underboob city down here. You look fantastic. We’d be happy to snap some pictures if you’d like.

3. Oh, No. It’s Stubble.
Those little one-sixteenth-inch hairs? They hurt. Don’t get us wrong—we’re still happy to be down here. But if you think about it before our next hook-up, a shave would be nice. Or maybe a wax? If that’s not your style, just grow it out a little so your pubes don’t feel like sandpaper.

4. I Sure Hope This Pays Off in a Mouth Gig.
One giveth and one receiveth, right?Right?!

5. Wait…Was That an Orgasm?
Again with the mystery! When guys get off, you know it. First there’s the battle cry, and then there’s the stain on the sheets. But with women—most women, anyway—a man can never be totally positive. Plus, we hear you’re prone to faking it. We hope you’re being sincere this time.Click here to read more http://www.odiongist.com/2015/08/the-high-functioning-part-of-mans-brain.html

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Boko Haram Militants have been Apprehended today in Borno Village during Governor visit.
At least four Boko Haram militants have been apprehended by members of the Civilian JTF in Borno village three days after the insurgents raided some nearby villages. boko haram member apprehended in nigeria
At least four Boko Haram militants have been apprehended by members of the Civilian JTF in Borno village three days after the insurgents raided some nearby villages. boko haram member arrested in nigeriaBoko Haram members arrested during Gvernor Kashim Shettima's visit Sahara Reporters Media
The terrorists were apprehended in Malari village at Konduga Local Government area of Borno state.
The arrested Boko HAram members were presented to the state governor, Kashim Shettima while on a solidarity visit to the area. Gov. Shettima was in Malari village today to sympathize with villagers after Boko Haram attack on Monday killed 9 persons and displaced hundreds of civilians, however,the governor was surprised when suddenly some youths came down from a golf car and brought out 4 young men whose hands had been tied.
A civilian JTF leader, Nuhu Kumshise, later told SaharaReporters that one of them has been a notorious terrorists who wreaked havoc on the villagers surrounding Kondug READ MORE.....http://www.odiongist.com/2015/08/boko-haram-militants-have-been.html

Basics things Married Women/girlfriend complains about

Married life is pretty damn sweet—you’ve got a teammate for life and someone to spend holidays with. But while being married rocks, some of the outside commentary that comes with it can get really…well, annoying. Raise your hand if you’re hitched and have heard these more than a few times. (We thought so.)

“So, when are you going to have kids?”
Everyone from your mom to your office manager starts asking this about a millisecond after you say “I do.” Been married a while and already have a kid? They’ll ask when the next one is coming. Note to self: People won’t be satisfied until you morph into Michelle Duggar.

“What’s it like?”
Are you looking for an existential answer? It’s like floating on a narwhal through an ocean of rainbows set to the music of the adult contemporary band, Chicago. Or, it’s the exact same as dating, only with joint checking.
“You’re different now.”

Oh, right, because getting a rock on my finger finally gave me the opportunity to reveal my true self. (Mwa-ha-ha!) Seriously, what are CLICK HERE TO READ MORE...http://www.odiongist.com/2015/08/basics-things-married-women-complains.html

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it takes nothing for be a gentle man! that's what beeping means

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it's a nice one