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Sassybae you looking hot

Sassybae:
No, the bad one .

Who's wooing you today

if she don't mind Me wooing her

I just want to hear your views on this issue. Cos I am finding my self in such shoes now and the girl is seeing nothing wrong in it. Buy I am feeling abit guilty. But since it is his' ex. I thought there will not be any problem afterall one man's meat is another man's poison. So let Me hear your view in this.

Adeh my dear welkum back

Mhizkel:
Make me understand.

you know that I am not the first nor the last. So please we will accept it like that. Or don't you like me?

mystage:
How far na my bro?

I dey ohhh

Mhizkel:
Not cool! Your marriage is barely a day and you thinking of cheating.

hahaha you understand na.

If adeh will allow me to have a concubine then I will certainly take you as one. Then if she doesn't hmmm. Na hidden things we go dey do kena @ mhizkel

Joe beck how you doing

Midehi:
ussshh...thanks alot, pls what am i suppose to do,i av bn so busy,dint really follow up, cant even go thru all 31 pages now. princealexander i really appreciate, mention me on what to do next.

if you love it.then tell him his is the best amongst all.

TheSonOfMark:

Slowly but surely. We're regrouping.

Anticipate for the enaction of northerners

Mhizkel:
Happy married life!

thanks dear. It was a romantic experience indeed

mystage:
Hmmm. seriously i dnt tink i can wait anymore. i feel like starting mine nw and do u knw wat? i can go a whole 48hours wooing u without a stop. *who wanna blink when its pretty, awesome, precious, treasured and priceless pretty-thicks-me that is involve?*....YOUR BEAUTY CONQUERETH ALL THINZ AND SUPERCEED ALL HUMAN IMAGINATIONS

hmmmmm eleyi gidi gan

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You don pick your man? [/color]

for where I dey?

Mhizkel:
All dangling happily.

nice to see you dangling

AlienStar:
Eeiyaa! Sowie! Some days r lyk dt!

help me tell him ohh

Twaci:
Hey Dan . Congrats.

ohh dear thanks. So how was ya day?

Ishilove:
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Pepper

ishilove pour out your mind to him

Johnnoah1st:
*faint* wat d heck? why am losing today? i lose dis, my teams are also losing, my aston villa is currently losing while my athletico bilbao will still lose in advance, pls someone should rush me to the hospital!

don't faint yet ohh. I have just started

Hello twaci

softapples:
i dnt want her to cry 4 me, d love will b 2 strong 4 her heart to bear.

hahahaha

Omotayor123:
You really tried..

Ese gon ohhh. Mo ni ife adeh just life gbogbo enia lo

softapples:
lol nting, jst tell me her moniker and lemme drop my punchline on her

hmmmm drop am first on ishibaby make I see

Omotayor123:
Love in Tokyo

this one is more than love in tokyo

Ishilove:
So in your mind you are wooing? Is this how men woo in your village?

ladies sha. I know you are wishing all those things he said to come to pass. Hmmm just say " ohh darling let's start"

softapples:
is ur girlfriend a nairalander?

why asking?

adeh39:
*Blushing*

yeah my dear

MhizDeedy:
So u af to yab my ugliness shey? #hides my ugly face.

ohhh who told you that you are ugly? I am meant to believe you have a fine circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes.indeed you are beautiful.

softapples:
mehnn im getting ready to watch barca's match, common guyz why are u all boring, same old lines, no creativity, no emotions, nting nting, im dissapointed at all the wooers so far, "except jonhanoah

create yours let's analyse

tohpahz:
Chai.. danjuma has bin shot by one of Cupid's arrows

woooow you mean it. Hmmm thanks dear. Actually my ever growing love for her is the best the world can offer. When I sleep her tender voice whispers to me. Intact she is an epitome of beauty. I am blessed to have her

adeh39:
Mmmmn.....

*sighs*

DANJUMA827

ohh my darling! You are the sweetest. Seriously i don't need a wooing competition game to win you over. You are always in my heart. Day in day out. I am so mesmerized by your beauty coupled with your attracting smiles. All the same thanks for understanding my love for you. I love you more than anything you could ever imagine.

[b] [color=#00660I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous lady.. Adeh please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblandata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room. The conveyor belt of my soul.


I pray that you realize the gargantuan nature of my predicament. The matter is so important. Even as I am writing to you, my adrenaline is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind is pointing North, South and East at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image.If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn; in fact I'd become an orphan. In fact I'd kill myself. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face?
The thought of you is so constantly with me that I find it difficult at any time to wholly fix my attention to the task I have in hand.

You are a model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday. Please Adeh, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve. Shakespeare said it all: if music be the food of love, play on. I want to emphasize, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love.

Yesterday a tiny flower fell at my feet. Because it was of the kind you love, I saved its delicate life; and now, as its fragrance compels my notice, it seems, in its purity and freshness, a perfect symbol of you. At this point, let me also say that the geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. ammonia, urea and iodine can't be found in you because, you are too beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey.
I love you more than anything you could ever think of. Below is a flower of love for us.0]. [/color][/b]