₦airaland Forum

tamdun:
I see hate, the teacher hate that boy

LadyExcellency:
The teacher is not the reason for his death.

Autopsy is required.

Franklyspeakin:
Look a like a dismissed soldier. Cos it won't have been so easy to come by the complete gear besides it fits him perfectly... It was tailor made

DaddyRochie1642:
In the First Picture I see no Remorse on that Man's Idiotic Face

Schemerkhiz:
No home, it's played in a tournament format, Whosoever wins the tournament qualify for the Champions League proper in Egypt later on this year...

Schemerkhiz:
From Ghana not Guinea Sir

Naigleria:
Watch as how they will chest beat because they have finally mentioned their tribe, but when it’s Igbo peoples turn, all hell will let loose.

But sentiments aside, I’ve got to admit, Yoruba/afonjas are really there when it comes to cultural arts. Kudos to them.

NotFarFrom:
Yes na. Like Kamaru Chukwubuikem Usman, Israel Anyanwu Adesanya, Asisat Ngozi Osalola

Kyase:
Wait....... Marta still dey play ball Jezzz

WesternOligarch:
He's not a Nigerian but a Greek Yoruba man. Nigeria has nothing to celebrate.

Qudsi:
I am telling you.
I love the gospel of Jesus but Sir Olukoya is dry romantically.

See the 3kilometer he is giving his own wife as if na Sister in the Lord.

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, this man is a fake pastor. Do not believe in his fake doctrines of violent prayers cos the Bible admonished we true Christians to love and pray for our enemies. He's going to hell with that Gorimapa in otta

nkiliuzo:
leading 41-29... am thinking probably in the 3rd quarter, the boys will start dropping 3's anyhow like they did against USA

TruthHurts1:
Once upon a time, old man FORWARDEVERLY and his sweet sixteen wife number 7 were expecting the birth of their first child after 20 years of marriage.

However Mrs FORWARDEVERLY was experiencing severe pains and the doctor was worried about the chances of her successful delivery so he spoke to old man FORWARDEVERLY:

Doctor: Sir, your wife's condition is serious and the only way it can be stabilized is if you agree that we should transfer some of her pain to you as the father of the child. Will you accept this solution?

Old man FORWARDEVERLY: Yes, I will do anything to minimize my wife's pain

So the doctor warns Old man FORWARDEVERLY that the process will be painful for him, but Old man FORWARDEVERLY reassures the doctor that he is a strong man and he can endure the pain.

So the doctor transfers 10% of pain to Old man FORWARDEVERLY, then asks him: "How are you feeling?"

Old man FORWARDEVERLY replies: "I don't feel any pain whatsoever"

The doctor was pleased and said: "Since you can carry 10% pain, let us try and increase it to 25%"

Surprisingly, Old man FORWARDEVERLY was able to endure the 25% pain and the doctor was impressed.

"Wow, very few men can take 25% pain as calmly as you are doing right now. You are really a strong man."

Old man FORWARDEVERLY smiled with pride. The doctor now asked him: "Would you mind if we increase the pain level to 50%?" and he answered: "No problem"

So the doctor increased the pain transfer to 50%, but still Old man FORWARDEVERLY was cool and calm and he wasn't feeling it.

By this time, the doctor was excited! "Nobody has been able to endure 50% pain without fainting! You are a real superman!"

The proud FORWARDEVERLY now became boastful: "Even 100% is nothing for me!"

The doctor tried to beg him to change his mind, that nobody has ever survived 100%, but the ignorant FORWARDEVERLY insisted on 100% and even said he will beat up the doctor if he refused. So the doctor reluctantly and nervously increased the pain level to 100% and quietly told the nurses to prepare a death certificate.

However a miracle happened because not only was FORWARDEVERLY still alive, he was actually chilling with a tumbler of kaikai!

The doctor and all the hospital staff were screaming with excitement and giving praises to God.

"Mr," said the doctor to FORWARDEVERLY, "what you have done today is nothing short of a miracle. No man in history has ever survived 100% pain transfer because it is an automatic death sentence! Your new born son is very fortunate to have a father like you!"

The following morning, a proud Old man FORWARDEVERLY and his wife went home after the delivery of their bouncing baby boy.

Upon driving home, they noticed that no matter how many times they horned, their gateman, Abdul, would not come to open the gate. Eventually, their anger over Abdul's behaviour changed to worry, so they summoned a few neighbors and broke down the gate, only to find Abdul lying stone dead on the ground....

Bifwoli:
Giorgio Chielinni has a Phd (Pull Him Down) and a Masters from the University of Rome in the art of treachery.

BascoVanVeli:
I would rather have Alana Jonathan.

Adakintroy:
Na wah for England.

Una no go win anything for this life self.

ikllbrokehoes:
Which one be fairly used chicken again? lol

donate:
bet9ja guy....may u watch urself get kill by sars amen! may u die b4 ur parents amen!

Daveambition:
I've read ur post more than 4times & still don't understand ya point..
Is it that you're mahd ni...??

PDPGuy:
It’s game day!

PDPGuy:
It’s game day!

phorget:
Similar incident happened to me at Onitcha some years back, if I had a gun I would have killed somebody that day. That singular act made me to hate the igbos till date.

Skyfornia:
Had an encounter once on my way to ojota, I gave this conductor N500 expecting N300 change, half way through the journey, this conductor is requesting for another money claiming I didn't give him money, and the lady who seated beside me whom would have confirmed my payment has already alighted from the bus.

I was boiling inside me with fiery rage while the conductor was putting up drama..as soon as I got to my bus stop, the conductor started shouting to the driver not to stop until I pay, but fortunately, another passenger was also stopping at the same bus stop so they had to stop, as I was struggling to come down, even ready to forfeit my N300 balance, the conductor dragged me, with the rage in me, I gave him an unexpected punch that blinded his vision at that moment...if you see the way the guy weak eh...even me shock. ;

All his gra gra just mellow down... finally they let me go.

CandyOps:
RIP young blood. I remember one December like that a hit and run driver knocked down a young girl who was trekking in front of me into the gutter. I narrowly missed being hit too.

The car slowed down and I heard the guy in the passenger side beacon on the driver to speed off. It's a traumatic experience.

The Nigerian Government should be sued for almost all lives lost in a car accident in Nigeria.

Them suppose build roads make am pothole-free but won't. Them suppose install CCTV all over the country for surveillance and traffic checks yet they won't. Even after it has been commissioned during OBJs tenure.

Them suppose put street lights for the whole roads but they won't. RIP young man

Watch and you go soon see some stupid fellas go begin rain curses on the driver knowing fully well that curses don't do shit or worse begin to call on gods to come to their rescue when they have brains and hands to put to work with.

Pray if you must but put in work always towards your freedom from this oppression we experience in this contraption called Nigeria. If u like bind & cast untimely death all you want in the name of any God you hold reverence to.. las las nothing go happen.

So far as we don't put in work to better our lives our situation and problems go dey wait for us reach next tomorrow.

hbemigho:
You don't believe? Oya look at my profile and guess my age.

Sunkyapogee:
Them no born you well to lay hands on my head or ask me to knee down for you to pray for me.. If you want pray for me as a pastor we hold hands together you pray not knee down while you standing up..

Vickyvice:
Idiot. You kill another person papa abi!

kenzysmith:
Ukraine na walkover

saintkel:
The FG should have a rethink of it's activities for now....Fulani herdsmen cannot and will not take over Nigeria no matter how bad they want it

WibusJaga:
I see England losing in the Final against Italy.