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jonesbaba:
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He took delivery of Samantha the sex doll at his front
door at 7pm that evening. He had paid a princely sum of
850,000 Naira for it. He unpackaged the box revealing the
pretty face of the curly haired young sex doll. He gazed
at the doll in amazement and began giggling like the
Quagmire character in the American animation comedy
series, Family Guy. "Giggidy giggidy! All right!" He picked
his phone and dialed a number. "Monica it is over
between us! I don't want to see you again!" He dropped
the phone and turned on the music player in the room.
Samantha by Tekno flooded the room. He whistled and
danced to the song. "Samantha o, Samantha you dey do
me sotey Samantha o. Samantha you just dey do me do
me!" He stopped dancing and began undressing.
"Samantha, you are fully charged so let's get down to
business." He winked and got on top of the doll. He
began caressing the body of the doll and soon was
thrusting hard. "Oh yeah, you are so soft and warm! You
are the real deal "Sa---man---tha!" He yelled as he
climaxed and went limp. "Phew! That was good." He
exhaled. "Round two!" He announced. He climbed on the
doll and began thrusting. "I am in paradise!" He moaned
as he reached cloud 9. "Samantha, you will not demand
for money for shawama, you will not request for money
to make your hair, no money for transport, no Std, no
drama, no ice cream, no monthly period, Samantha you
are a darling!" He nibbled at her ear. "Round Three!" He
changed the posture of the doll and placed her in the
position that is associated with a popular four legged
domestic animal. He began digging from the rear. Within
three minutes he was exhausted, lying beside her and
breathing heavily while the clammy sweat ran down his
body. "Samantha, you want more, don't you? You are a
bad girl! A very bad girl!" He winked at the doll and
continued, "But I am tired, you have taken all my energy.
Let me go and get some fufu and soup in the kitchen.
Tomorrow we will continue from where we stopped. Oh
Samantha, my naughty girl!" He got up and wearily
walked into his kitchen. Inside, he began warming the
pot of soup on the gas cooker. "Round Four!" A stern
voice announced. The man turned around in shock.
Samantha the sex doll was standing behind him and
staring at him with her steely eyes. "Whaaaat! So you can
walk and talk? But you are a robot! I didn't know you are
a possessed doll! "Samantha immediately stretched its
right arm and gripped him by the neck. She dragged him
to the bedroom. "Leave my neck! This must be a software
malfunction! I paid for a sexy doll but they gave me this
possessed and demonic doll! "The doll tossed him onto
the floor and jumped onto him. With its hand, it gripped
his flaccid penis and began pulling it to a state of
erection. The powerless man began sobbing and begging
for his life as the fluid left his body in an anticlimax.
"Round 5!" The Sex doll announced. "I can't get it up!
Leave me alone! "He begged desperately searching for an
opportunity to flee the room. The sex doll pressed a
button on its right thigh and bellowed; "Strap on!!!"
Immediately a huge strap-on appeared around its waist.
"Turn around and spread your legs!" It bellowed to him.
"Chisos!" The frightened man screamed and began
crawling towards the door. He cursed the day he thought
of the idea of buying a sex doll. "Help! I need help!" He
yelled, desperately hoping the neighbours across the
fence would hear and come to his rescue. "Help! I will
not do this again! Monica I need you back, I won't do a
sex doll again!" He got to the door and almost crawled
out but the sex doll held on to his legs and pulled him
back. With the last ounce of strength in him, he picked a
plastic stool and threw it at the sex doll, aiming at her
head. The stool struck the sex doll and she relaxed her
grip on his leg. He fled the house. Residents were
stunned to see a naked man running in the night
screaming about Samantha and yelling at them to get the
thing out of his house. Curious neighbours ran to the
house. They were gobsmacked to see a life-size doll in
the house dancing wildly to the music playing in the
room. "He must leave my house today! He has to park
out tonight! Can you imagine bringing in a demon into
my house!" The angry landlord shouted as he led a team
of hefty men to invade the house and eject the sex doll.
The naked man ran up and down in the cold night,
screaming, "Samantha o! Samantha has killed me!"