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Airforce1: Me see u physically?
God forbid

You're not my type

Nairaland and jokes apart, we are not on the same league.

If u try use that hand come, I go change am for you big foool.

You see why It's unwise to address kids like adults? lol

What's your league? what do you do except stay on Nairaland 24/7?

Who are you?
I don't think you have any set out Real life goals you aim to achieve.
I don't engage in banter with people without dreams. Downers.

Yep

The next poster has never gone for HIV test.

Airforce1: You're ugly
Go and die

Lmmaaaaooo

You wish you were me.
Blacky

You'd take back your words when you see me physically. Monkey!

Airforce1: Hehehehehehehehehe

Sharrap u can't do shiiit
Na mouth u just dey run here
Stup!d albino

Post a full pic of yourself let me post mine and let's see who make sense pass
Foool

lol I saw this coming. I don't have full pictures. My face alone would do. I prefer selfies, no time for non sense. Post yours

Do I even need to describe you when a thread like this exists

www.nairaland.com/1571475/please-rate-me-what-exactly

Self crucifixion.

Airforce1: I'm far far better than you

Albino
How much is your life worth?

See your hair cut sef
N250 hair cut

Please.. tell us how you're better than me.
We're curious. I see being utterly jobless has made you have a great sense of importance?
250# hair cut? isn't that too expensive.
You're not even saying something concrete. Beating about the bush like a dejected nincompoop.

Airforce1: Are u still asking?

Check his profile
De guy na real albino

Which girl wan date albino

Albino is the only word that can describe me?
See his lips, nose, eyes.. everything on your face portray one kind of deformity or the other. I really pity your kinsman.

I'll end your 5 year career on Nairaland tonight, efulefu.
Blacky

Airforce1: I don't want to be like you cuz You look funny

I feel sorry for you
Albino
Albino

Stop patronising road side barber

Cheers

In your words:
"Are my" not better than you?
Ugly beast! someone should look at that picture and see who's insulting me. See nose like refuelling nozzle.

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Oh boy, Danny ease it nah, I thought we were all having fun tonight,Vivly you should try and calm their frayed nerves abeg-[/quote]This is fun.

Airforce1: Albino

No wonder u don't have a girl friend

Hater! Blame yo parents for being dark not me.
lol you like light skinned girls.

Airforce1: Vexation of life

Albino

Envious embittered scallywag, you wish you were light skinned, you wanna be me. Dark shit hating on fellow dark skins, olodo.

Go and bleach and die like MJ.
You love light skins, ewu

[quote author=flawless..S]I aren't no magician[/quote]But you promised.. lol

Nigga's dp be looking like malnourished asswipe. Are you tryna evaporate in that pic?

Airforce1: Bros which kind hair cut u barb like those prisoners for lagos

Please.. why do you wanna humiliate yourself by comparing our looks?

Go to your room, face your mirror. Let your mirror judge you instead of me. I wouldn't be lenient in describing your monstrosity, dumb fvcktard.

[quote author=flawless..S]the bible says ask and it shall be given [/quote]lol I ask that you appear right now in my room? (would that be given too?)

Good night

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Hahahahha! Forreal! You are a comic,come help me carry Dannylux comot for here[/quote]Carry me comot kwa? you wan masturrbate?

[quote author=flawless..S]you are right I just like the personality behind the moniker [/quote]lol you didn't follow just cos of that. you followed cos he asked.

Airforce1: Sorry bro
I don officially hand her over to you

I wanted to sleep but I got a feeling you'd still be up making troubles? why don't you rest your already putrid head for your brains' sake?

[quote author=flawless..S]why cant it happen??[/quote]lol you have zero followee.

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Now,You know I got an investigative eye for,
Reason I am curious is because, basically, all my in-law are from Ndokwa East-and I love their language, quite intelligent people[/quote]This convo is getting Interesting..

Vivly: Tell me about how he refused.

Let him breathe na

Abu Mikey:

WTF!! My battery is red, 6%

Abeg, lemme play some music with it jor.

Signing out.

GoodNigh y'all.

Flawless
..S , kindly follow back


#1-lawrve

Let's see how that happens.

Nomski0:
*clears throat*

*tests microphone*



1st post of 2014 so I want to give my new year wishes/shout outs;

Happy new year to my wonderful e-family. Over these past few months, I've realized that you can find true and awesome friends over the internet. You don't realize how much they're part of you till you go offline for a few days and come back wondering what they've been up to.

Y'all managed to carve a very special place in my heart.(without permission). And somehow we've moved from the friends bus to the family bus.

So, Happy New Year guys. I hope we end this year together as a family just the way we started it. May we always experience joy and laughter and the occasional outbursts .
And more importantly, may we grow to greater heights and achieve our deepest heart desires.
Happy 2014 to;
Abu Mikey
Vivly
Homesteady
Danhumprey
Adaobi
Mayapop
Dannylux
Martha
Deejay_harry
Miss.terious
Speedyboi
Khalessi
Safarigirl

And to everyone who posts here from time to time.

HAPPY 2014 GUYS.

MWAH.

Here comes my open letter

Vivly, I think you're right. When would be convenient?

Airforce1: I don't have your time

Sorry if I discomfort you but I'm just having fun (At your expense). Better fake a smile.

Abu Mikey:

Oga, I'm not gonna answer that.


Donald has a way of pre-chyking babes with my name, so, I will let the question pass.

I think this is true. He failed on an attempt tonight. I won't say. Bad Calabar boy

Airforce1: Dat thing don too master me

Always are my instead of am i

It became part of you simply because your brain is too damaged to accept new changes. In other words, you'll still use it. It's a norm to you.

Airforce1: Yep
Timaya
Jmartins
Maybe olamide or phyno

Time will tell sha

Confused Ajegunle tout.

She asked "did you feature" not "will you feature" olodo

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Welcome Homey, Again, I am already liking it here-it's cool
*Oops! What about Baybe(Abu Mikey chic?)[/quote]Abu Mikey - Here's your question.

Airforce1:

Can't upload it here
Cuz all dis people too go wan feel am

Especially that alaba boy

Last night you were in Lekki, Tonight Abuja.

And you think God is blind?

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Lolzz bad boy, am aaaight, just having a lil swell time my brother, I seldom thought,you should be on your usual spot-The Romance section"[/quote]lol Here would be better. How can I miss this much fun?