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Education / Re: See The Hilarious Instructions A Lecturer Left His Msc Students During An Exam by Dannylux: 1:23am On May 11, 2015
The last instruction was cruel. Lmao The comic relief is intense.

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Romance / Re: Woman Gives Birth To New Baby Twins – Who Have Two Different Fathers by Dannylux: 12:44am On May 11, 2015
LillyAnne:
I never believed this was possible until earlier this year.

Superfecundation. Dannylux grin

Theoretically possible but practically rare.

Heteropaternal superfetation/superfecundation.

How would the husband feel? lol I can't imagine.
Romance / Re: I Am Actually The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by Dannylux: 2:59pm On May 06, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

I let the ladies judge that and ,fortunately, they find me attractive.

Erm...sir, I am a bit uneasy discussing about my looks with a MAN so can you please change the subject? smiley

Whoa! Never knew we were discussing about Your looks actually.
I thought I asked a plain and straightforward question which would have demanded a straight answer like A Yay Or A Nay?
Crime / Re: 8 More Nigerians Face Execution In Indonesia – Diaspora Group by Dannylux: 10:22am On May 06, 2015
500GP:


THAT'S WHY I SAID YORUBA KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THE GAME OF POLITICS WELLA....

YORUBA, HAUSA, FOUNDED APC

YORUBA IS AHEAD OF YOUR TRIBE ALL DAY,ALL NIGHT

This still doesn't explain why y'all have chosen to play the second fiddle.

All noise And nothing to show for It? Tell me again what you guys are very good at doing?

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Romance / Re: I Am Actually The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by Dannylux: 10:11am On May 06, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Exactly. The ugly guys are just being jealous. #TeamBeardyRocks smiley

Truth be told; this is petty and vainglorious.

And you're one of the handsome ones who the ugly guys are jealous of?

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Crime / Re: 8 More Nigerians Face Execution In Indonesia – Diaspora Group by Dannylux: 10:06am On May 06, 2015
500GP:


BOOTLICKERS? WHAT OF IBO LICKING IJAW ASS?

YORUBA ARE INDEPENDENT. THEY KNOW HOW TO PLAY THEIR GAMES WELL

Independent? lmao! I guess that word has new meaning!
Look at APC That was formed by a Yoruba man But out of The blue The Hausa Have overridden every major positions in The government relegating You guys (Their slaves) to The Backdoor as always.

Preach!

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Crime / Re: 8 More Nigerians Face Execution In Indonesia – Diaspora Group by Dannylux: 9:52am On May 06, 2015
chiefinalowo:


I have no business with such thread.
This is my immediate constituency.

Why would You Have business with such threads when You're hell-bent on seeing The worst in Igbos?

80% of Individuals on that list are Igbos, does that make your heart bleed?
Crime / Re: 8 More Nigerians Face Execution In Indonesia – Diaspora Group by Dannylux: 9:46am On May 06, 2015
500GP:
IBO, IS HOW YOU ARE DEVELOPING INDONESIA ?

EVERY IBO FAMILY HAS TWO OR MORE POTENTIAL DRUG TRAFFICKERS?

IBO LEADERS REALLY NEED TO ORIENTATE THEIR IBO YOUTHS

#FORSAKEN TRIBE

Every Yoruba family has 3 Or 4 potential Northern bootlickers and unrepentant slaves, aye?
Crime / Re: 8 More Nigerians Face Execution In Indonesia – Diaspora Group by Dannylux: 9:44am On May 06, 2015
chiefinalowo:


It is always about them....The people from the other side of the divide.

You were absent in the thread of The list of Nigerians representing abroad But present in This one.
Filthy bigot.
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Lands In Nigeria Following His Lobbying Trip To South Africa.pics by Dannylux: 9:41am On May 06, 2015
Names like that of "Atiku" serves no useful purpose in Nigeria except "lobbying" errands. Always send dirty men to do dirty works. Nigeria got It right this time.
Politics / Re: Is This The End Of Boko Haram? - REUTERS by Dannylux: 8:25am On May 06, 2015
MzJackBaueress:
Jonathan and PDP were sponsors of bokoharam to destabilize the north. there are no longer funds to sponsor the terror group since PDP have lost

Are you having Alzheimer's disease? From the way you type, your off and on logical reasoning. Those are typical symptoms of an average Alzheimer's disease patient.

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Fashion / Re: US Survey Declares Nigerian Men 8th Sexiest In The World by Dannylux: 8:23am On May 06, 2015
It's awkward watching men debate over the hotness (sexiness) of their fellow men. Gross!

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Fashion / Re: US Survey Declares Nigerian Men 8th Sexiest In The World by Dannylux: 8:21am On May 06, 2015
First in Africa.

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Politics / Re: Is This The End Of Boko Haram? - REUTERS by Dannylux: 8:19am On May 06, 2015
I learnt GMB plans on massive retirement of top military personnels? Someone should do well to quickly remind him that experience wins wars, not guns or mere number of soldiers.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Retail Sales Analyst At CardinalStone by Dannylux: 8:16am On May 06, 2015
Salary?
Romance / Re: Some Strange But True Sex Facts! by Dannylux: 4:00pm On May 03, 2015
djjoad:
no 15 is incorrect : it is a scientific diagnosis of infertility, more or less no production at all, normal value is btw 20 - 100million

Actually, normal value is between 200 - 400 million giving a mean value of 300 million. it depends on what you're measuring with anyway.
Romance / Re: Some Strange But True Sex Facts! by Dannylux: 3:40pm On May 03, 2015
Phenylethylamine or simply dopamine aka the feel good hormone. It's also present in breast milk and cocaine.

Well, most of these occurrences could be explained by the luteinizing hormone surge that happens before ovulation.

An average male ejaculates 300 million sperm / millilitre. I wonder how the 2 - 5 million was measured?

75% of men ejaculates in 3 minutes? in other words 75% of men suffer premature ejaculation? I find this in particular hard to swallow.

An average woman ovulates 400-500 oocytes (ova) in her life time. This is grossly affected by too many factors though.

Females tend to have more sensory receptors in their genitals than men, in other words, they get almost double of the excitement men enjoy during intercourse.

This research I believe is mostly based on speculations though.

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Crime / Re: Photos: Pregnant Lady Charmed By A One Eyed-beggar In A Bus In Enugu by Dannylux: 1:59pm On May 02, 2015
Realist2:
metaphysics
Yeah, reminds me of Philosophy and Logic.
Celebrities / Re: Walter Anga And His Beautiful Family by Dannylux: 12:35pm On May 02, 2015
I have no idea who he is.
Romance / Re: Female Romancelanders With The Sexies Bodies. by Dannylux: 12:12pm On May 02, 2015
This is what happens when someone is bent on embarrassing you. lmao! grin

naijaboiy:

Oh and what about this? undecided



Keep shooting yourself in the foot. undecided

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Crime / Re: Man Posts Positive HIV Results On Instagram by Dannylux: 12:05pm On May 02, 2015
lmao who fhucks a guy that writes this way? I forgot, they prefer the aloof bad guys.
Politics / Re: Rare Photo Of A Soldier Teaching A Lady How 2 Shoot Gun During Nigeria Civil War by Dannylux: 11:50am On May 02, 2015
Interesting.
Religion / Re: Swedes and Italians Singing In Igbo by Dannylux: 11:37am On May 02, 2015
Cool stuff.

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Crime / Re: Photos: Pregnant Lady Charmed By A One Eyed-beggar In A Bus In Enugu by Dannylux: 11:36am On May 02, 2015
Ishilove:

Science is a learner where African jazz is concerned.


It seems so. I wonder why I've never witnessed any of these mysterious occurrences though.

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Crime / Re: Photos: Pregnant Lady Charmed By A One Eyed-beggar In A Bus In Enugu by Dannylux: 11:33am On May 02, 2015
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The entirety of your existence lacks purpose.
Filthy animal.
Crime / Re: Photos: Pregnant Lady Charmed By A One Eyed-beggar In A Bus In Enugu by Dannylux: 11:19am On May 02, 2015
Stuff like this belittles science. What could be the possible scientific explanation for what that beggar did to the lady?
#JustPondering

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Flaunts Killer Backside In New PHOTO!!!! by Dannylux: 10:42am On May 02, 2015
I choose not to be deceived. That azs isn't that big but her posture made it look so. We know y'all's tricks.
Education / Re: When Your Name Is On Coke Bottle...Hilarious (photo) by Dannylux: 10:27am On May 02, 2015
People's reactions to your post is funnier than the joke. lmao!

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Crime / Re: Picture Of UK Citizen Arrested In Lagos For Defrauding Seven Nigerians Of N70m by Dannylux: 10:25am On May 02, 2015
Greedy people get scammed. Whenever you feel something is too good to be true just follow your feels cos it's probably too good to be true.

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Romance / Re: Ladies!! How Will U Know He Luvs U? by Dannylux: 10:21am On May 02, 2015
It's very variable So one cannot correctly say this is what to expect when another loves you. Just as humans differ in character so does their way of loving differ.
Education / Re: Cobra Caught In Hall 4 Hostel This Morning by Dannylux: 10:16am On May 02, 2015
That could be a female student who came to see boo who broke her heart.
Education / Re: Should Sex Education Be Taught As A Subject In Nigerian Schools? by Dannylux: 12:26pm On Mar 28, 2015
Certainly

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