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Harbosede02: *slaps hez head*my fwnd gv me wat i requested 4!!

lirusehn: see me see trouble o. Me wey dey 4low born2 great finam. Oya mey una go check pasqal09 pocket. Naim help am keep am dat tym. Buh na play e dey use am do o

INeedAnEngrJob: Op, wen u wan cut ur cake nah

Harbosede02: Hapi birthday 2 whosoeva dey do birthday...wu dey here??*looks around and sight d waiter*danny!!!get me big stout!

mazizi tonene: Brotherly, may ur day6 be elongated nassarawally..may ur case never be lyk that of michael jackson who cud not decode between rat poison and panadol extra...still vibrating on ma tentacles..........I don talk rubbish finish am made via ihe'm nuru na'nti

@danny....i see u bro..........btw: no b cult..na carried entity

lirusehn: bross i dey come. I still dey watch fight. See Abu mikey dey fight Dannylux cuz of babe o. SMfH

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demelza: No come koba me for here.
What the hell is yabaleft? I work in a hospital that deals with patients who are deficient in the neurosurgical part of the brain.

Enigma17: erm birthday boy you deserve an elderly prayer for this..you're a true son of your father..may your daysis be longitude.. may your first son never resemble your landlords cousin....may your case never b lyk d case of the prodigal son who went to flex without common sense..may you walk and never stumble, even if you stumble may it be on World bank...Happy birthday

vivacious vivi:

At Danny: With time, you will surely grow out of it. Your female friends who I am sure are around the same age as you will also get into more mature and serious relationships and these girls may want more than just a "friends with benefits" type of arrangement. Patience jare

demelza: If you try harrassment, I go report you straight to oga Presher.

demelza: You look like person wey no fit dance.
I'll pass on that offer

on a more serious note, how una dey take quote pic?

vizboy: you dey here ask quetion when men dey whyne waist [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTAexZIIU525kKss54vcpLwPSqEz5axP-vuMmr318R-SUtB-4iyJwdK6qQ[/img]

lirusehn: u dey luk now, no 4low ur babe tok. If she mess again ehn. I swear ao break bottle for her head. Mtchew

lirusehn: na my babe. See strong mess. Nawa 4 some girlz o

Abu Mikey:

Ogbeni, tell your Preek make e dey get sense e

Na im be say, if You,Vivly,Demelza,Lynpetra and Nomski dey together, Your head go dey reason say them be ya babes


I laff in Swahili

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On a more serious not, when you with them,just take things platonic, try your possible best to take them as "just friends"....

And if need be, get yourself a girlfriend , so you can deliver yourself from the shackles of. [color=maroon]"I find it difficult to stay 'just friends' with most of my female friends" [/color]

Mr Aboki: Keshi.... Please get Mopol to protect these our boys o!!



Calabar Girls no good...

Our boys can survive 90 Mins + Extra Time + Penalty.. But only 10 minutes with a Calabar girl, na one season long injury be that o!!

Mbok!! And to make matters worse, you carry them enter inside UNICAL to go train..


Abeg collect that phone from Omeruo.. E be like say ehn don collect one Calabar girl pin..