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Romance / Re: I Need A Fart Mistress by DANO1011(m): 9:00am On May 25, 2017 |
say NO to weed. |
Education / Re: . by DANO1011(m): 10:29am On May 24, 2017 |
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Education / Re: Jamb Utme I Didn't Do The 2nd Biometric Thumbprint After The Exam by DANO1011(m): 7:20am On May 24, 2017 |
that's not the reason Bro, I didn't do mine also, I go back to the center later that day, the officials told me there's no problem and I've seen my score already . |
Politics / Re: #IstandwithNigeria Lagos Commissioner Of Police Walks With Protesters (Photos) by DANO1011(m): 12:53pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
this guy deserves a crown 117 Likes 8 Shares
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Sports / Re: Wwe Whatsapp Group For Latest Updates by DANO1011(m): 7:10pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
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Sports / Wwe Whatsapp Group For Latest Updates by DANO1011(m): 6:51pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
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Romance / Do You Think This Woman Is Taking The Right Decision? (see) by DANO1011(m): 7:15am On Oct 18, 2016 |
What’s your take on this ladies? Let’s hear from you….
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Education / Real-life Tarzan: Ho Van Lang Spent 40 Years Living In The Jungle In Isolation by DANO1011(m): 6:42am On Oct 06, 2016 |
DRESSED in tree bark and leaves while munching on a rat caught by a complicated jungle trap, this guy looks a little different than Alexander Skarsgård, the Swedish actor who is stealing hearts in the new Tarzan movie. But this “real life Tarzan” is credited with skills that are “superhuman”. Building tree houses, fashioning tools out of discarded war bombs and catching a bat quicker than you can Google, Ho Van Lang, 44, spent 40 years living like a “slave” in isolation in the jungle. And now, Lang has been forced to re-enter civilisation despite his love affair with the wilderness. Lang spent much of his life in the deepest jungles of Vietnam, in the Tay Tra district of Quang Ngai province, after his father, Ho Van Thanh, 85, fled civilisation during the Vietnam War in 1972. Lang’s father, an army veteran, decided to flee with his two sons after a US bomb killed his wife and two of their children. They built wood houses and sourced water from rivers, using a variety of jungle delicacies for dinner, including fruit, honey and a host of meats in the form of monkey, snake, lizard and frog. Along with his brother, Lang spent his life eating and living off the jungle for four decades until 2013, when locals found the family, alerted authorities and forced them to re-enter civilisation. According to Alvaro Cerezo, who tracked Lang and his family down in November 2015, Lang’s father suffers from a “profound phobia of returning [to civilisation] as he did not believe that the Vietnam War was over”. “They always escaped when they saw people from a distance.” Read more and watch the documentary videos here: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/reallife-tarzan-ho-van-lang-spent-40-years-living-in-the-jungle-in-isolation/news-story/72b671c857d59eecf2ab6e1eb00c80ca 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Woman Calls Out Sidechic Who Introduced Anal Sex To Her Man by DANO1011(m): 5:33pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
charix:putting your d!ck in a sh!thole ...... Hats - off for you guy, you try! Hope you washed it with detol after the experiment ? |
Romance / Re: Woman Calls Out Sidechic Who Introduced Anal Sex To Her Man by DANO1011(m): 1:15pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Woman Calls Out Sidechic Who Introduced Anal Sex To Her Man by DANO1011(m): 1:11pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
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Romance / Woman Calls Out Sidechic Who Introduced Anal Sex To Her Man by DANO1011(m): 1:06pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: 10 Reasons The World Is Shocked At Jolie-pitt's Divorce by DANO1011(m): 1:58pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
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Celebrities / 10 Reasons The World Is Shocked At Jolie-pitt's Divorce by DANO1011(m): 1:50pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
Kristen and Robert Pattinson broke up- whatever. Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are no longer together- well, who cares! Brad and Angelina Jolie broke up and she is now filing for divorce- what!? Oh, my faith in love has been lost! Yes, this is exactly how many of us reacted when the news about Jolie approaching court reached us. We can safely state a few reasons for this reaction though. Read on… 10. Mystique Couple Brad and Angelina have always come as a mystery couple to us. They didn’t look for low grade fame and did not get the spotlight for “buying an overpriced jacket”, “dining at the Le Meurice” and things of the like. So whenever the news came, it was taken with open ears. 9. The Jolie-Pitt Things When they got paid for magazine reveals of their children; they gave the money to charity. These are things that just this couple could do! Together they started the Jolie-Pitt Foundation in 2006 to restore our faith in humanity. 8. Nine years together While celebrity marriages do not last long (generally-pardon), this couple only seems to endorse the fact. They had been together for nine years and had three children together- yet out of nine they were married only for two. Jolie said that it was their kids that brought them together. 7. Mastectomy While the world of Hollywood immensely exploits the beauty and figures of women- Angelina made the humongous decision of having double mastectomy because she carried the BRCA1 gene. Now the gene itself is not harmful, its mutation is. Yet, she chose to have preventive surgery and Brad stood by her in full support. Aww! What exactly went wrong then. 6. Fortune Brad Pitt and Angelina are-oops-were worth 400 million USD together. $160 million was Angelina’s while the remaining $240 was Brad’s. Filing for the custody of her children and divorce, Jolie might claim a good share of this worth! They also produce wine from the grapes that come from their $60 million mansion in France. 5. They both denied cheating Jennifer Aniston While we see memes about Jennifer Aniston punching the air because of the Jolie-Pitt separation, both of them had denied that Brad cheated on Jennifer. They did get close on the sets of Mr. & Mrs. Smith but Angelina said ‘-that was never her intention’. Only after the shoot was over did they realize that they really wanted to be a couple. 4. Angelina and her parenting Angelina Jolie adopted her first child Max in March, 2002 from Cambodia. She had been a single mom for three years already when she met Pitt on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. They adopted their second child Zahara together, Brad was present at the paper signing and then later he officially adopted both Max and Zahara. This couple was parenting material and having three biological children together, who could have known that this gold star couple would part ways. 3. Their kids! The couple had their first biological child in 2006, and named the daughter Shiloh. Her pictures were allegedly sold for $7.5 million accumulative to two different magazines. The money was donated to charity. A couple doing this kind of things is “meant” to be together so somehow we can’t decipher what is taking them apart. The pictures of their twins were sold for $14 million and the money went to Jolie-Pitt Foundation this time. 2. Drinking and weed Angelina says that it is the drinking and weed that is forcing her to divorce Pitt. However, didn’t she know this before? Are there no chances of reconciliation and rehabilitation? The statement leaves many fans perplexed. 1. A rated couple The power couple, made public appearances that were scheduled. They eluded the limelight well and were often reported to be travelling with kids, vacationing and doing things that a family would do. It is sad to see any family breaking apart- be it in the east or the west. Written By: Wardah Hajra
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Education / Re: Top 10 Futuristic Technologies Of 2016 by DANO1011(m): 1:44pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
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Education / Re: Top 10 Futuristic Technologies Of 2016 by DANO1011(m): 1:43pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
2. Cinema 3D technology for 3D movies without wearing the funky glasses Are you a movie goer? Tired of the cumbersome 3D glasses? Worry no more. A team of research scientists among them Max Planck have suggested that it will be possible to achieve a 3D content without using glasses via a careful design of optical elements. They have developed a simple cinema 3D prototype that could support a 200-pixel image. In experiments, volunteer viewers could see 3D versions of pixelated figures from a number of different seats in a small theater. Additionally, the scientists reasoned out that images would need to be displayed on a relatively tiny set of viewing positions at each theater seat. 1. Facebook’s Aquila drone for beaming down Internet access in remote areas The first test flight of a solar-powered internet drone-Aquila was recently completed with the drone promising to broaden the scope of internet connectivity around the globe. According to Jay Parikh, global head of engineering and infrastructure at Facebook, there is a potential to bring access, voice and opportunity to billions of people around the world in a faster and more cost- effective way.
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Education / Re: Top 10 Futuristic Technologies Of 2016 by DANO1011(m): 1:38pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
4. Creation of laser using Jelly fish's fluorescent proteins Repurposing the fluorescent proteins that have revolutionized biomedical imaging and in completely inside cells, scientists can create polariton lasers that operate at room temperatures powered by nanosecond pulses, hence making these lasers of greater significance. According to researchers, the Creation of Jellyfish lasers has represented a breakthrough in Polariton lasers. These lasers have been claimed to possess the potential to be far more efficient and compact than conventional ones and could pave the way for further research in Quantum physics and optical computing. 3. Creation of first ever programmable and reprogrammable quantum computers According to LiveScience, the much-anticipated quantum computing technology will help scientists to run complex simulations and produce rapid solutions to tricky calculations. It is suggested that quantum computers can simultaneously perform more calculations in one instant than there are atoms in the universe! They represent data as ‘qubits’ that are in superposition (simultaneously on and off) enabling it to perform two calculations simultaneously. This means that it will be easier to break encryptions that would have taken regular computers longer than the lifetime to crack.
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Education / Re: Top 10 Futuristic Technologies Of 2016 by DANO1011(m): 1:30pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
6. Detection of sarcasm by the computers Machines undergo a tougher time distinguishing sarcasm instinctively since they are typically programmed to read texts and access images based strictly on what they see. Computer Scientists have started to create a sarcasm-detection engine to teach computers that humans do not always mean what they say. This will help marketers tell whether one is praising or mocking their products and adjust their messages to sell you more stuff. Savvier computers could also help law enforcement agencies distinguish legitimate threats from those that exaggerate or poke fun at serious topics, such as Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr posts that use images. 5. Use of squids to self-fix clothes One day, we will wear clothes that can fix their rips with the help of coatings made of squid proteins as per the new study. Importantly, damage to items such as hazmat suits or biomedical implants can be a matter of life and death. Scientists are undergoing sleepless nights to come up with self-repairing films that could boost the life times of these types of products. Although the previous self-repairing films worked quickly, they were cracking under warm, dry conditions and a more versatile material had to be implemented for use.
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Education / Re: Top 10 Futuristic Technologies Of 2016 by DANO1011(m): 1:24pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
8. Handheld device to determine if the fruit is ripe Ever bought fruit from your local fruit vendor especially an Apple thinking that it was ripe enough for your demanding appetite only to find out that it wasn’t ripe? Well, worry no more. Thank technology and more so M.I.T brains for curbing this common consumer problem. The device uses Ultra violet light to measure the glow of chlorophyll in the fruits skin. The dimmer the glow from the chlorophyll, the riper the fruit is as chlorophyll breaks down into other chemicals over time. The device will help farmers decide the best time to harvest their crops and also assist Apple distributors who rely on guess works to decide where to send their stock as the ripest apples have to go to places where they are likely to sell out quickly. 7. ‘Slow Dance’ picture frame The wooden frame measuring 12.5 inches wide by 14.5 inches high, uses Strobe lights that blink at a rate that’s too fast for the human eye to register. The pulsing lights flicker on and off 80 times per second and are synced to vibrations that animate whatever object is suspended within the frame. While the light pulses are too fast to see, they combine with the high-speed vibration to imperceptibly vary the sequence of moving images, changing how they reach the eye and creating an illusion of movement that seems to be happening more slowly than normal. the piece is a metaphor for all the unseen aspects of reality and is a constant reminder of things beyond what we see with our senses. The product is expected to ship in 2017!
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Education / Re: Top 10 Futuristic Technologies Of 2016 by DANO1011(m): 1:18pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
10. Perfect memory cameras to go ‘back in time. Shortly, we will be able to retroactively capture the missed moments just by the tap of a pocket-size 12-megapixel wearable device. How? The camera is at a continuous recording in its auto edit mode, therefore saving the footage from a set duration of time. The brainy idea developed by New York-based General streaming systems will also be capable of shooting a time-lapse photography. It will be able to use Wi-Fi to wirelessly connect with a smartphone through the app to live-stream videos and photos. With this kind of technology, murder Crimes will be solved easily, and you won't ever miss that magical moment your baby learned to call you ‘mom’ or ‘dad’! 9. Terahertz radiation device for reading closed books The prototype device uses a band of electromagnetic radiation between microwaves and infrared light known as ‘Terahertz radiation.’ The T-rays will make it possible to read closed books, identify letters printed on stacks of paper up to nine sheets thick since they can be able to distinguish between ink and blank paper in a way that x-rays cannot. This technology will greatly help researchers scan ancient books that may be too fragile to open and also lead to the creation of office machines that can scan reams of papers at once!
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Education / Top 10 Futuristic Technologies Of 2016 by DANO1011(m): 1:14pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
Ever imagined of the future? Do you believe humanity will be acquiring all the right technologies for all the wrong reasons? Well, I believe in the art that challenges technology and technology that inspires the art. Ideally, the exponential increases in humanity’s technological capacities will radically metamorphose the future into a utopia or dystopia state. Only time will tell. I bring you the top 10 futuristic technologies of this year |
Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University: Here We Come. 2015/16 by DANO1011(m): 10:20pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
ibrams:alright sir, thanks. |
Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University: Here We Come. 2015/16 by DANO1011(m): 10:18pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
Akin1212:thanks bro I'll go by your recommendation , but I do learn Better when I'm comfortable ooo |
Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University: Here We Come. 2015/16 by DANO1011(m): 6:55pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
Akin1212:I don't know, you tell me |
Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University: Here We Come. 2015/16 by DANO1011(m): 2:33pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
Akin1212:Alright.. ... But is the hostel conducive enough? |
Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University: Here We Come. 2015/16 by DANO1011(m): 2:17pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
ibrams:off campus or hostel, which one will you recommend for an average student ? |
Education / Re: 10 Accidental Scientific Discoveries That Changed The World by DANO1011(m): 12:45pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
I'm Sorry nairalanders, I wasn't able to get things done yesterday, I was banned by the Anti-spam bot. So lets keep it rolling. ....NO 3 |
Romance / Re: 7 Things Girls With Perfect Nails Do Every Day by DANO1011(m): 7:49am On Sep 23, 2016 |
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Romance / 7 Things Girls With Perfect Nails Do Every Day by DANO1011(m): 7:46am On Sep 23, 2016 |
Whether you're the type of girl who always has her nails painted, or you prefer a more natural look, polished hands let the world know you're a total power girl. But you don't need to save up for weekly manis or be ambidextrous to rock flawless nails on the reg. Pay attention to these pro tips to learn the secrets of girls who have nails on fleek every single day. 1. They keep their nails clean. Just like you wash your face every day, you should clean under your nails every day, too. "Even if you're wearing black nail polish, you need your nails to be clean for optimal growth and strength," says celeb manicurist Geraldine Holford, who works with Selena Gomez and Lauren Conrad. "You can use a nail brush and just soap and water." 2. They always apply a top coat. "Make sure you use a good top coat so your nails look shiny!," says Geraldine. "It also extends your mani." Even if you're going polish-free, a swipe of clear polish takes two minutes and makes your nails look instantly more put-together. 3. They file them in one direction. You'll damage your nails if you file back and forth with a rough nail file. Instead, file only in one direction, hitting the tips of your nails. 4. They don't bite them. Your mom is right on this one: The germs on your hands shouldn't be going anywhere near your mouth. Biting also damages your nail beds, sometimes irreconcilably. Not to mention, it leaves your nail tips jagged and uneven. 5. They apply cuticle oil. Dry cuticles can instantly ruin even the most flawless of manis. always uses cuticle oil over hand or nail cream. "Oil absorbs into your nails, while cream just sits on top. 6. They lightly buff them. In addition to filing your tips, you want to buff anything peeling off your nail beds. But be careful not to over buff, or you'll leave them weak and thin. 7. They don't pick at their cuticles. Just like biting your nails, picking at your cuticles could damage your nails, causing them not to grow properly. Eek! The best way to break the habit is to keep your cuticles healthy and moisturized (see #5) so they don't peel.
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Romance / Re: Ladies Stop Inserting Sex___toys Inside Your Pusssies by DANO1011(m): 7:12am On Sep 23, 2016 |
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