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Romance / Re: 5 Amazing Ways To Whiten Your Teeth (pics) by DANO1011(m): 8:15pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Waiting for 3 to 5, cause the first one ain't amazing |
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Why A Girl Who Smokes Weed Makes The Perfect Girlfriend by DANO1011(m): 8:05pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
uckennety:my area, Jaguda Island 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Why A Girl Who Smokes Weed Makes The Perfect Girlfriend by DANO1011(m): 6:24pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
LadyVerah:you dey feel am?? |
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Why A Girl Who Smokes Weed Makes The Perfect Girlfriend by DANO1011(m): 1:50pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
rosieluv:if i dont marry them, WHO WILL? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Why A Girl Who Smokes Weed Makes The Perfect Girlfriend by DANO1011(m): 1:26pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Suigeneris93:yeap, you can say that again! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Why A Girl Who Smokes Weed Makes The Perfect Girlfriend by DANO1011(m): 1:04pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
cruzita:see your life, 2moro is Sunday and you are still thinking dirty. Repent!!! |
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Why A Girl Who Smokes Weed Makes The Perfect Girlfriend by DANO1011(m): 1:01pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
KashyBaby:eyah..... Have you tried the new Malaysian enhanced weed? |
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Why A Girl Who Smokes Weed Makes The Perfect Girlfriend by DANO1011(m): 1:00pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Justycxx:We get them plenty here in Jaguda Island |
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Why A Girl Who Smokes Weed Makes The Perfect Girlfriend by DANO1011(m): 12:59pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Oyind17:Oyind17 |
Romance / 9 Reasons Why A Girl Who Smokes Weed Makes The Perfect Girlfriend by DANO1011(m): 12:53pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Chicks who get high tend to be more creative. They tend to be a little rebellious, a little edgy. It's not that they're troublemakers, though, they just have free spirits (and a lot of gear from Free People). So let's get to business : 9. She's good with her hands. As a general rule of thumb (no pun intended), most true stoners are good with their hands – and, if she can skill a cone proper, she can always post up and roll my weed. And if you find a shorty with roll-up game, make sure you hold her down. Trust me, there's nothing sexier than watching a chick finesse a joint, or the fronto, with just a pair of elegant, manicured, hands – or split a Dutch with one, red painted, fingernail. I guess it's a visual thing, but it never gets old – at least not for me. 8. She doesn't sweat the small things. Most of the time, conflicts that arise within relationships, stem from the pettiest sh*t. With that being said, when there are intense emotions invested, these same petty issues can sometimes double as the driving force behind more serious disharmony, among lovers. Girls who smoke weed rarely sweat the small things, like gossip or drama, because they understand there's no time for that; there's no point in that. 7. She's good at sharing: Stoner chicks make the best girlfriends because the entire concept of pot smoking, in general, promotes the notion of sharing. Whether you “take two and pass” or corner the edge of the bowl, so that both of you get fresh snaps from the bong – weed smoking and selfishness never match well together. Life tip: If she leaves you a doobie clip on the bedside for when you wake up, before she leaves – that's love, baby. Put a ring on it… and always make sure to do the same for her. 6. She thinks for herself: People who smoke weed get judged. It's frustrating; most of the time it's groundless, but – for the most part – it's also unavoidable. Hey, that's just the way it is (insert 2Pac “Changes” voice). In spite of everything, the girl who smokes weed doesn't give one f*ck about what society says. She trusts her own intuition, and understands: If she likes something, she doesn't need any further approval. This is evident by the pack of OCB Slims hanging out of her denim back pocket. She has an independent mind and, most importantly, thinks for herself. I f*ck with that. 5. She understands how to balance parts of life: Yeah, I get it, smoking pot probably isn't the most responsible hobby one could pick up. Still, those who manage to find time to get high and also handle their business across all other walks of life, however, in my opinion, are the most well-rounded. Life is about doing the things you love. The truest discipline isn't demonstrated by running away from things, or avoiding them entirely, it's proven through moderation and self-control. As long as you stay grounded with your ambitions, there's always a time to catch a flight. 4. She knows how to laugh: Simply put, by dating a stoner girl – you'll always be laughing. And what more could you really ask for? With regard to relationships, laughter always seems to be the great equalizer. It reminds you everything doesn't always have to be so serious. Although you might've spent the better portion of the day bickering with your girl over something you'll probably forget about, once you both finally settle down, and smoke on something together, you'll remember why you're together in the first place: because you’re happiest when together. 3. You'll never be bored together: As long as the two of you can smoke on something, you'll never be bored. Sex is better high. Food is better high. “Entourage” DVDs are better high. Everything is better when you're high, and when you're lucky enough to get high with somebody you love, there will never be a dull moment. Weed allows you to appreciate the subtle beauties of life, like a day spent walking around in the summer – or a night spent laying on the beach – blasting Tracy Chapman on max volume, blowing Swisher smoke, singing off-key. 2. She doesn't require much to be happy; Weed smokers, by nature, typically aren't high-maintenance (neither of those puns were intended). As long as you're both healthy, and can find a couch to curl up together, life is good by her account. I mean, if you can find bomb food and something half-decent on Netflix, you probably wouldn't hear a complaint from her for months. While she might have a taste for high-end fashion, or expensive dining, you know she really only sees these types of things as bonuses – and far from needs. Deep down, she'd be just as pleased with a J, a pair of your sweats and some Chinese delivery. 1. She has good taste in music: Potheads have the best taste in music. I mean, pot smokers get generalized on a daily basis, so, I figured there wouldn't be much harm in making one more. Nevertheless, I stand by this one. There's a whole meditative aspect of blazing up. You need a certain level of feng shui, in order to fully enjoy your cypher, and that begins and ends with your soundtrack. I'm pretty sure if my girlfriend ever asked me to throw on some “Spitta” or “ Jerry,” before lighting up – I wouldn't know what to do with myself. I'm guessing I'd just roll another one, though, and take it from there. 3 Likes
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Romance / Re: Joystick Size: Don't Let It Worry You. by DANO1011(m): 10:54am On Apr 16, 2016 |
Opistorincos:your own clean no be small! |
Romance / Re: Joystick Size: Don't Let It Worry You. by DANO1011(m): 10:51am On Apr 16, 2016 |
[color=#990000][/color] Opistorincos: Opistorincos: |
Romance / Re: Joystick Size: Don't Let It Worry You. by DANO1011(m): 7:32am On Apr 16, 2016 |
Opistorincos:ashawo no trust person, but them dey open am! |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by DANO1011(m): 7:28am On Apr 16, 2016 |
Lawmosh:Roger that sir! Nagode. |
Jokes Etc / What Is He Trying To Teach? by DANO1011(m): 9:20pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
Caption this photo
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Romance / Re: Guys And This Virginity Issue Sef Dey Confuse Person by DANO1011(m): 8:22pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
demiladegold:
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Education / Re: Abu Here We Come 2016/2017 by DANO1011(m): 8:00pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
missyQween:copy that!!! |
Romance / Re: Guys And This Virginity Issue Sef Dey Confuse Person by DANO1011(m): 7:58pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
demiladegold:girls are not allowed to quote me on NL, (last warning) |
Education / Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by DANO1011(m): 7:55pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
Long time no see my fellow arms men! PLEASE WILL CALCULATOR BE GIVEN AT THE EE? AND ARE WE TO BRING OUR ORIGINAL RESULT OR THE RESULT SLIP PRINTED WITH OUT FACILITY CARD?? |
Education / Re: Abu Here We Come 2016/2017 by DANO1011(m): 7:50pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
missyQween:yeap drop your digits |
Romance / Re: Guys And This Virginity Issue Sef Dey Confuse Person by DANO1011(m): 7:47pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
yankison:And you are her spokesperson? |
Romance / Re: Joystick Size: Don't Let It Worry You. by DANO1011(m): 5:19pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
Opistorincos:I'm logical, I don't work with emotions. Period!! |
Romance / Re: Joystick Size: Don't Let It Worry You. by DANO1011(m): 8:01am On Apr 15, 2016 |
twerky:most ladies saying theY want it BIG, are those with wide V. sorry but we with the big thinz love it TIGHT. |
Romance / Flirchi.com Members Are Fake Or Real ? by DANO1011(m): 10:56pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
It is an old and popular method to use fake profils , women profils in particular to attract other members, especially men On the other hand once you log in to the website, automatic messages from opposite sex keep coming which creates an idea that users are fake because such an interest from women despite a profil with no picture is not normal Have you used flirchi.com ? Share your thoughts please. |
Romance / Re: Fellas Don't Be Mislead: Real Reason Why Women Don't Marry Their Bfs. by DANO1011(m): 10:46pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
All nah wash, women aren't selective when it comes to marriage, they can't sit back and watch their friends get married. JEALOUS HOMO SAPIENS! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Guys And This Virginity Issue Sef Dey Confuse Person by DANO1011(m): 10:35pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
demiladegold:let me just obey the order, I don't want to spoil someone's night. |
Romance / Re: Guys And This Virginity Issue Sef Dey Confuse Person by DANO1011(m): 10:24pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
demiladegold:the I will congratulate you, cause you just made me believe a tortoise has a tail. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How To Disvirgin A Girl by DANO1011(m): 10:14pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
How does this improve our country's economy? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys And This Virginity Issue Sef Dey Confuse Person by DANO1011(m): 10:12pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Op talk true..... YOU BE VIRGIN? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How To Get Rid Of Irritating Street "Toasters". by DANO1011(m): 10:09pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Hmm...... That will only work if the dude is not as handsome like me! |
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