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dharay99:

i really dunno wah to say to u,
myuniben my asS...Can't you see others....aaargh! ..

Bro, are u studying mathematics and economics?

Rest In Perfect Peace!. You Fought The Greatest Fight Of Faith.

To His Widow, May God Grant You The Fortitude To Bear His Demise. Amen.

What is the subject combo for electrical and electronics engineering??.
Responses will be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance☺

mhizmercinda:
Thank you bro

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solomix10:
i fired an insult to uniben's mailbox yexterday and just to wake up this morning to found a notification on my email
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BOOMMMMM they backfired it . I was like uniben >is this how you use to do Someone cannot play with u. Uniben you are realli somthin . she just roams on my 4am thought and i begun wonder am i in love with u UNIBEN . Pls accept our proposal in time oo. That mailbox stuff some1 here can try it out it really works lol...

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tonaydo:
Kids For Sale



This woman (and her husband) had trouble keeping a roof over their heads and were unemployed, so they sold their kids in the late 1940’s and early 1950’s. The children did not have good lives and some were abused in their new homes. The mother never regretted her decision when they eventually found her, and didn’t love them. She had 4 more kids later.

This brings tears to my eyes.

Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo on Wednesday cleverly avoided to be dragged into the raging controversy over who nominated him to be President Muhammadu Buhari’s running mate in the 2015 presidential election, Punch reports.
He said that “somebody somewhere” must nominate one before occupying a position, but refused to disclose the person that nominated him in particular.
Controversy broke out recently when the author of Buhari’s biography, “Muhammadu Buhari: The Challenges of Leadership in Nigeria”, Prof. John Paden, claimed in the book that the President
chose Osinbajo as his running mate despite the alleged opposition of a national leader of the All Progressives Congress, Bola Tinubu.
The author claimed that the names of Tinubu; the then Lagos State Governor, Babatunde Fashola; and Osinbajo were forwarded to Buhari for him to pick a running mate shortly after he emerged the party’s candidate at its convention in Lagos according to News24 .
He claimed that Buhari chose Osinbajo above others despite enormous pressure from Tinubu to do otherwise.
Tinubu’s loyalists have since faulted the account of the author , saying he (Tinubu) nominated the Vice-President.
Speaking at a dinner organised for former Niger Delta agitators at the Presidential Villa, Abuja, Osinbajo made a veiled reference to the controversy when he admitted that he was nominated by “somebody somewhere.”

Source: http://m.news24.com.ng/Nigeria/National/News/osinbajo-reveals-who-nominated-him-as-vice-president-20161020

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Electrical and Electronics engineering aspirants/students. Join the WhatsApp group above

The Lagos State University on Monday said its admissions merit list for the 2016/2017 academic session will be released in the next few days by the Joint Admission Matriculation Board. The Acting Head, LASU’s Centre for Information, Press and Public Relations, Mr. Adekoya Martins, said that the number of students to be offered admission on the merit list could not be ascertained by the university because it was being handled by JAMB. He said the university had sent a list of the successful candidates for the first batch of its admission screening to JAMB for approval. He said, “Information reaching me from the admission office is that JAMB will release the merit list this week, but the number of the admitted students is undisclosed. “We cannot actually determine the number of students that JAMB will approve for us in the first batch from the list that was sent to the board by the university.” He said that the screening form for the second list will be out as soon as the merit list candidates are released. He said that only candidates that choose the university as second choice could purchase the form. Martins said sequel to the exercise for the screening of the second list candidates, a supplementary list would also be released. LASU had adopted an online screening approach for the admission of candidates for the 2016/2017 academic session. The institution’s Vice-Chancellor, Prof. Olanrewaju Fagbohun, said that only candidates who chose LASU would be screened online. Fagbohun said that an online application portal had already been designed for the candidates to upload their results, certificates and other relevant data. He said, “The university will go online and shortlist the credentials of successful candidates, who chose LASU as their first choice for onward transmission to JAMB.”

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cyberwaver:
Lol... cyberwaving

Gimme the link to the site of the screen shot. abeg. plss

cyberwaver:
Guys check this out...

Pls gimme the link to that site. God will promote ur cyberwaving amen

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So much talent in one person. Over impressed!

IamLukas:
U dnt have to go crazy,this is just one of the batches,wait for Ur batch and yes,physical sci and engineering have been invited.

Lol!...the above expression was used as an incentive to get a quick response... Thanks BTW!

CaptEColeJnr:
I'm an engineering aspirant... And I haven't seen mine... So don't panic

thanks a lot! what engineering?

hello please has any engineering or physical science aspirant been given invitation slip?... I'm going crazy ryt now and I need a response pls...Thanks in advance.

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can you figure out any likely question we may be asked during the screening.

15 POSSIBLE SCREENING QUESTIONS AND THE ANSWERS
It’s been said that exams are not the best way to test students’ academic ability or intelligence, hence the examiners are not only using words on papers to judge their candidates.
Candidate’s characters during and after class can also be put into consideration to determine successful candidates. Therefore, every candidate is advised to be in their best behaviour during this test period and hope for the best.
Surprisingly, a word may not even be spoken to you and marks will be awarded. Your dress code and dress mode may fetch you or deduct your mark.
The likely questions and responses written here should not be crammed or sneaked in into the exam hall but every candidate should endeavour to master it. Knowing the possible reasons for a question will help the candidates to know the appropriate answer.
You may be asked just one question out of all the questions here. So please take every question here seriously.
Here we go:
Interviewer:
1. Tell us your name.
Possible reply:
(Your name must be stated the exact way it is written in your O’level certificate)
Interviewer:
2. Which course did you apply for?
Possible reply:
(Don’t tell them the course you wish for, tell them the course you applied for)
Interviewer:
3. What position do you prefer on a team working on a project?
Possible reply (DE students):
If I’m the team leader it will give me the opportunity using my leadership skills that I have learnt with years. I can also do a well as a team member my skills will help to encourage my mates.
Interviewer:
4. Can you recite your O’level and the grades, off hand?
Possible reply:
(If you sit for the exam yourself you must know the result off hand)
Interviewer:
5. How do you see yourself in five years from now?
Possible reply:
I see myself as a successful graduate of (Compute Science), University of….
Interviewer:
6. Do you consider yourself successful?
Possible reply:
Not yet. That’s why I’m here to perform well and I know I will and that’s when I can say I’m successful.
Interviewer:
7. What’s the reason behind choosing this school
Possible reply:
As a standard school, I believe this is the right place for me to be. Both academically and character wise, I’d be ready to take up any challenge in the outside world after 4/5 years here.
Interviewer:
8. What irritates you about your fellow students
Possible reply:
I believe in oneness if I find anything irritating, I avoid it unless it personally affects me.
Interviewer:
9. When did you finish your Secondary School?
Possible reply:
(Be very sure the year you will mention corresponds with the one on your result and testimonial)
Interviewer:
10. What are your expectations from this school?
Possible reply:
Standard educational qualifications, sound professional advancement and good future.
Interviewer:
11. How much can you pay to gain this admission?
Possible reply:
That’s bribery. The only money I can pay now is my school and registration fees and that will be into the school designated account.
Interviewer:
12. Why have you not gained admission since?
P ossible reply:
(1) I have been having challenges with jamb. Or
(2) I already have National Diploma. Or
(3) I already have certificate in computer appreciation and I also took up a teaching job in the mean time because idle hand is devils workshop.
Interviewer:
13. If you discovered that your best friend in school here is a cultists, what would you do?
Possible reply:
I will report to the appropriate quarters.
Interviewer:
14. What’s your advantage over others here?
Possible reply:
I’m a fast learner and I’m obedient.
Interviewer:
15. Do you have any questions for us?
Possible reply:.
How did I perform sir/ma?
Good luck


I'm a fellow aspirant tho'

omocheche:
Good and great. Somebody help me abeg, Wetin Hausa people dey do for this country? Only to dey drag power with southerns

Are u from ososo?

SirDavico:
It's Private oo. Too xpensive.
I've taken Despo form sha.

Thanks bro.

You're welcome, goodluck!

prettyunny:
check again by 12pm

Thanks!