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Politics / Re: Meet Bala Ibn Na'Allah, The Senator Who Tabled #nodatahike At The Senate Plenary by DanPel(m): 6:47pm On Nov 30, 2016
mountlarry:
Sure! you thank him for standing up to to occasion. The senators representing your senatorial zone and mine didn't do anything. The police officers on our streets collect N50 and we tell them 'thank you sir'
Lol. but bro,he is only doing his job,what he is paid 4
Politics / Re: Fayose May Dump PDP In 2018 Ekiti Election by DanPel(m): 6:21pm On Nov 30, 2016
maasoap:

If had said APC won't accept him, I would have agreed. But saying one politician can never join one political party simply means that you don't know anything about Nigeria politics.
Thats it! trying to look 4who to call novice,apc is a no no 4fayose,u no nothing abt how it is "runned"
Politics / Re: Meet Bala Ibn Na'Allah, The Senator Who Tabled #nodatahike At The Senate Plenary by DanPel(m): 5:41pm On Nov 30, 2016
Should we now tell him 'thank you sir' he is only doing what he is paid for.

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Celebrities / Re: See What Jealous Liberian Girl Allegedly Did To Her Friend Over Her Ex-lover by DanPel(m): 4:06pm On Nov 30, 2016
2bad. what a heartless heart act.
Politics / Re: Fayose May Dump PDP In 2018 Ekiti Election by DanPel(m): 3:50pm On Nov 30, 2016
nickxtra:
Welcome to APC
dat would be d last tin fayose would do.

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Politics / Re: My Suspension Won’t Increase Your Physical Height, Shehu Sani Blasts El-rufai by DanPel(m): 3:42pm On Nov 30, 2016
eebu ara Sani bad gan o,so u want el rufai see to dis 1 and be like

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Romance / Re: Do Men Find Breast Sucking A Tax Or Burden? by DanPel(m): 11:45am On Nov 30, 2016
mzhorlah:
m good
ok na
Romance / Re: Do Men Find Breast Sucking A Tax Or Burden? by DanPel(m): 11:05am On Nov 30, 2016
mzhorlah:
hw u
Romance / Re: Seriously For A Suitable Lady. by DanPel(m): 10:10am On Nov 30, 2016
DeRay98:

grin You no qualify na.
I be gel tabi gay?,mtcheeew abegi no boda me o
Romance / Re: BE SINCERE- Can You Turn Gáy For 3million Dollars? by DanPel(m): 10:00am On Nov 30, 2016
seunlly:
I was in a gathering yesterday with some drunk friends of mine and someone just popped up this question and we all burst into laughter.

I then thought of sharing the weird question with the Ever fun loving
Nairalander

Tell us Tell us.. No lie ooo! Thats 1.3billion Naira. | I want to hear from you.
IRANU,U JUST DEY USE STYLE STYLE ADVERTISE UNA PRODUCT.... EFF DAT $13M
Romance / Re: DEALING WITH HIM WHEN HE’S H.O.R.N.Y! by DanPel(m): 9:51am On Nov 30, 2016
franklyn005:
MEN get Hot almost all the time.
Ladies when your man feels Hot, do you find it disgusting and perverted?
Most ladies feel offended when their men say or act Hot? WHY? #palmgossip
ZED!!
Romance / Re: Do Men Find Breast Sucking A Tax Or Burden? by DanPel(m): 9:43am On Nov 30, 2016
mzhorlah:
Walk around naked...btw,dont try that if u have a small b**b
I,maam
Romance / Re: What Is Not Wrong With This Photo? (lady's T-shirt Edition) by DanPel(m): 9:40am On Nov 30, 2016
Nnyanma...
Romance / Re: Seriously For A Suitable Lady. by DanPel(m): 9:38am On Nov 30, 2016
OP u na really diplomatic guy o,u sha wan frustrate ur applicants,imagine a gel jottin ur point only 4her 2b checking her weight and height the nxt day... hahahaha,go yaba left joor.

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Romance / Re: I Af Tire To Find My Birthday Mate by DanPel(m): 9:34am On Nov 30, 2016
chimdi101:
Why is it so hard?
go to class boy,u headmaster must nt see u here.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Praises Olajumoke's Ability To Speak Fluent English by DanPel(m): 9:21am On Nov 30, 2016
call her confused,jobless... bt anti kemmo mata dey hit FP back to back. bt she is really confused

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Politics / Re: Here Are All The Ways Buhari’s Government Is Making Our Lives Harder by DanPel(m): 9:14am On Nov 30, 2016
how 2017,2018 and early 2019 go be now? And PMB is tinking of 2019 with uzo kalu as Vice. God set bucket for anybody that want to dabaru nigeria,if he or she likes let him kick it

Politics / Re: El-rufai Evil Rantings On VOA Hausa by DanPel(m): 9:07am On Nov 30, 2016
Long story,(speads mat.sleeping tnx)all i know if it reach fp i need 500 likes to wake me up
Phones / Re: Why NCC Asked Big Operators To Raise Data Tariffs by DanPel(m): 8:42am On Nov 30, 2016
APC and PMB STANDING UP ONCE,FALLS BACK 7X7 TIMES.

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Romance / Re: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend Who Is Rude And Talks Anyhow by DanPel(m): 8:29am On Nov 30, 2016
U broke up,u broke up niyen. NB: nt everytin u just post on nl haba!

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Politics / Re: Ojukwu Remembrance by DanPel(m): 11:52pm On Nov 29, 2016
chinanu123:


You, your father, mother, brothers and sisters and your entire generations are COWARDS. HIV carrier like you.
Haba,and d 2of u are Igbos o,why dishing her dat way
Politics / Re: Lagos Presents N813bn Budget, Nigeria's Biggest Ever State Budget by DanPel(m): 11:49pm On Nov 29, 2016
Ambode,na u o. u sha don turn lagos to a country in a country. Oya ooo,chest beaters,vibrant and industrious Igbos,yeast niggas,food av 'doned' o,come and type "lagos is no man's land" Quote me and i will throw u into d lagoon

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Sports / Re: 5 Top Stars Who Have Flopped In The Premier League This Season by DanPel(m): 11:24pm On Nov 29, 2016
OP,oya cancel Mkhitaryan and put ODION IGALO (shebi i get d spellin)
Romance / Re: Her Worth Vs My Worth: Can The Union Work? by DanPel(m): 10:52pm On Nov 29, 2016
B2Spirits:


Yes, naira land here.
Hmmm,so wat are we even saying,i av forgotted
Romance / Re: Do Men Find Breast Sucking A Tax Or Burden? by DanPel(m): 10:34pm On Nov 29, 2016
Piercedclit:
Sucking breast for more than 30 mins? Na paid job? Una dey try. If it lasts too long i start to get bored
Confession Aye. Weldonzie
Romance / Re: Do Men Find Breast Sucking A Tax Or Burden? by DanPel(m): 10:32pm On Nov 29, 2016
soberdrunk:
Chai!!! Chai!!! That your man needs flogging!! Who get cap nor get head ooo, who get head nor get cap!! Me way i be team sucky sucky, Sir sucksalot, infact sometimes i prefer just to face boobs than the real action angry
IRON MAN. BABA 4D GESS
Romance / Re: A Girl Doesn't Want To Visit Me by DanPel(m): 10:28pm On Nov 29, 2016
OP ehyya,for 3years,i dnt tink u knw u have really being a good assistant bf since this years. You can determine for Africa o,sha dem say love rof is blind...

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Romance / Re: Her Worth Vs My Worth: Can The Union Work? by DanPel(m): 10:22pm On Nov 29, 2016
B2Spirits:



Let them apostles tell us that love is not about money na... You see that my moniker is new...I met her here. It's the shame dt make pesin throway previous moniker.
Wait ayamnotondastandin,here as in nl
Romance / Re: Please Which Business Can I Venture Into Right Now? by DanPel(m): 10:20pm On Nov 29, 2016
are u gud with d clipper?,go 4 barbing,it pays o,dnt feel to big... christmas dey come,akure guys gat barb styles.
Romance / Re: Her Worth Vs My Worth: Can The Union Work? by DanPel(m): 10:15pm On Nov 29, 2016
Kilo mean bai? some op and zigzag post. no hate,but she have to.
Education / Re: Noun Records Mass Failure In The On Going Examinations After Cancelling Tma by DanPel(m): 10:02pm On Nov 29, 2016
All i know a noun is a name of a person,animal,place or thing. Anyother thing apart from this,my broda u dey jonzzz

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