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Celebrities / Re: Jide Kosoko's 65th Birthday Party: Odunlade Adekola, Others Spotted (Photos) by DanPel(m): 3:10pm On Jan 13, 2019
4th pic. Sunday meme: that moment ushers says you should see them after service because you and your padi are first timers and you guys want to 'escape'. As you are forming greetings to other church members, after service, you are nearing the door stylishly and checking out if those ushers are already looking out for you guys, last step out of church door like this, na race follow. "We can't comman look back like Lot's wife...."
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Writing Jobs That Pays 100naira Per Story You Bring by DanPel(m): 11:37am On May 19, 2017
omat20:
Hello Nairalanders am cooking up something for u guys and it is a paid job. Do we have good Journalists here? State your years of experience and if you are ready to accept 100naira per story. Thanks.
Pm me @ ,abbeypelu@gmail.com
Education / Re: Architectural Students, How Do You Cope? by DanPel(m): 8:18pm On Mar 26, 2017
Manage ur Time and be fast. architecture rocks
Education / Re: Protesting FUTO Students Bring Down School Statue, Destroy Library (photos) by DanPel(m): 3:15pm On Feb 18, 2017
FutMinna just turn the uni upside down cos of sm1's death(i do sympathize),Futo turns riot cos of schl fees. Do you guys know what we've bin passing 2ru in Futa since aug/sept 2016?,even of recent we lost a D.E student to JAC wahala,yet no strike or schl shutting down. Na God,and believin it will be better,by we the student. Proudly a Futarian,and may God brit 2ru all this Unis+Futa
Politics / Re: 10 Most Developing States In Nigeria - Opinion by DanPel(m): 2:45pm On Jan 12, 2017
SO WHAT DA EFF IS SO WRONG WITH FCT ABUJA NOT BIN AMONG THE LIST. OP NO BI YOU I DEY PARA WITH O,NA ALL THOSE POLITIFCIANS FOR ABJ I DEY YARN TO.
Education / Re: Difference Between Stepbrother/stepsister And Half-brother/half-sister by DanPel(m): 2:38pm On Jan 12, 2017
Nice write up but A Little correction OP
A child(elder/younger) from your Mum but not your father is your brother/sister(not half nor step). Why?,because you'll are from same mother,same womb Literally. ok let me spice it up with this "u all sucked from the same ...." only that the surname might differ but u'll are BROTHERS AND SISTERS. Thats actually that.Thanks

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Education / Re: Can I Add My Picture To My Cv by DanPel(m): 2:30pm On Jan 12, 2017
Mbamally:
like this one below.
THEN IT IS NO LONGER A CV BUT NOW BIODATA. (my tots). wat 'differentiates' a cv and biodata is d pics.
Education / Re: Ebsu Student Who Did MMM With Fees Cries As Payment Ends On Friday(photo) by DanPel(m): 2:23pm On Jan 12, 2017
GULLIBLE ACTS AND LAZY ARE REALLY WHAT SO MANY YOUTHS INHALE DAILY LIKE MAMA SIDI BUKA GBEGIRI SOUP AROMA
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Apologizes For Putting Girls On Dog Leashes by DanPel(m): 2:18pm On Jan 12, 2017
awoo47:
why was he arrested . It's not like he did it in the bitches' violation. Imagine police arrest because u abused someone undecided. Iranu angry
(to 1st bold quote) Yes! but Sorry.I dont tink u'r truely a yoruba breed. Pele mo tun tunso.
Politics / Re: "Buhari & Britain To Secretly Kill Nnamdi Kanu With Non-Traceable Poison" – IPOB by DanPel(m): 2:32pm On Jan 06, 2017
B for Britain B for Buhari B for Biafra B for Bullshit. read my lips fingers... IDFGAS
Sports / Re: 2016 GLO-CAF Awards: Live Updates by DanPel(m): 11:01pm On Jan 05, 2017
jodavid:

The one whey dey play for Adamawa FC baa grin
LOL
Sports / Re: 2016 GLO-CAF Awards: Live Updates by DanPel(m): 10:54pm On Jan 05, 2017
jodavid:
Who wan win sef
ATIKU
Sports / Re: 2016 GLO-CAF Awards: Live Updates by DanPel(m): 10:48pm On Jan 05, 2017
Best National Sport Minister of the Year- Barrister Solomon Dalung e even shock mourinho kikikiki.

Education / Re: Ways To Be Focus In School Even If You're Tempted by DanPel(m): 2:59pm On Jan 03, 2017
Jodha:
I don't think so, I feel when you graduate you'll have enough time for shitz like that, it's not 50:50, it could be 90:10
Brother,we'll can handle everything differently. ur way might nt be Mr B's way. how swt if u cn manage it! Peace
Education / Re: Ways To Be Focus In School Even If You're Tempted by DanPel(m): 7:57am On Jan 03, 2017
No 2 is a 50 50 thing,it depends,its part of the adulting thing,just get ur goal boiling on ur head. Peace
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Shares Adorable Family Picture On Newyear Day by DanPel(m): 6:36pm On Jan 01, 2017
VickyRotex:
Cute kiss
HAPPY NEW YEAR MA.
Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 5:47pm On Jan 01, 2017
Donpre:
Bet OP why?... Why use ma jamb score?

Now all the feelings of failure are back. Thanks for ruining my new year celebration

The thread is funny sha! Couldn't help but laugh... 2016 was something
Really? i got ur jamb score? daz kul. hapi nu yr Man
Events / Re: Happy New Year by DanPel(m): 7:40am On Jan 01, 2017
HNY Nairaland people.
Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 9:00am On Dec 31, 2016
HAD3S:

Hahahahahahahahahaha. The pics killed it. Nice work there. Most of us won't understand bt for dos of us dat wrote Jamb more dan 5times we can relate to some of dis. Tnx U guys woke me with a smile:::::::
REMAIN BLESSED.
Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 8:55am On Dec 31, 2016
brightahia:
Nice quote and most Jambites did most of d aforementioned processes especially the
"tumbo tumbo" pattern of guessing answers




may Jamb epp the upcoming jambito IJN
Ehmem
Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 2:02am On Dec 31, 2016
coolebux:
E wan mek me laff but I hol myself.
LOL... BETA RAFF
Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 1:52am On Dec 31, 2016
The hustle was real for we 2016 Jambitoes,congrat to the selected and may the Creator remember the rest. if only we all can push this to white house
HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE THE SWEETEST-NAIRALAND FAMILY

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Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 1:46am On Dec 31, 2016
18. Now u want to get ur goal straight you be like "now i gat to leave the hood,i have to follow my dream" which i know would turn out positive.

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Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 1:44am On Dec 31, 2016
17. And everyone at home have prefixed ur name mostly Ur Mum.They start calling you "Benji OmoUnifasiti","Kadija the Undagraduasan" and u be like "stop it joo,u're making me shaming shy","stop the flaterage jo"

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Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 1:37am On Dec 31, 2016
16. But U manage scale but in place of Medicine you choosed you were given "Yoruba Engineering"

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Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 1:34am On Dec 31, 2016
15. Jamb just wake up one day and start using waec/neco as deteminant factor in calculating the new post jamb score. And you have double sitting filled from C to F. You be like "adamu and u tink those 7virgins are waiting for you in paradise?"

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Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 1:28am On Dec 31, 2016
14. JAMB abi MALLAM ADAMU removed Ogbeni Dibu and instal Alfa Ishaq You be like "notin consign me,make UNILAG sha call persin maa resume,na im be the koko now"

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Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 1:20am On Dec 31, 2016
13. Around July u heard that they've scrapped/cancel POST JAMB/UTME. You be like "i love u adamu adamu,i love u buhari,eheen! this is the change we were talking about,how can we write jamb exam and post jamb exam again?. Abeg Scrapping joo takeover"

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Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 1:15am On Dec 31, 2016
12. Person will not hear word again,any discussion pertaining jamb score you just "jump" in and start saying "Jamb's simple,i scored 254" meanwhile na tumbo tumbo save u o

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Education / Re: 18 Jambite Palava We Faced in 2016 with Pics by DanPel(m): 1:12am On Dec 31, 2016
11. OMG! The way you run out of the cafe even without paying

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