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Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Daphantom: 9:24pm On Nov 09, 2017
udemzyudex:


You still have recovery on your laptop? Restore the os if not, reload the os.

Funny enough I just experienced this same problem few minutes ago. Only, in my case, the laptop booted after I restarted it via cold reboot and it displayed the bsod and kernel_security_check error and went off. Since then it has refused to come on. When I push the power button, the light on the WiFi key comes on as usual but the light on the caps lock key keeps blinking. The worst thing is that I'm working on a very important project
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Daphantom: 8:03pm On Oct 25, 2017
udemzyudex:


Check your device manager to see if there is no yellow sign beside those drivers or have you change the USB cord you use to connect your device with the laptop.
Nevermind bro, I've solved it. Thanks all the same!
Here's the procedure I followed

https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwiK0cHnuozXAhXFtxoKHTJaBy8QwqsBCFgwBw&usg=AOvVaw0VTJzWxrN8ZFOD4xbU2nov
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Daphantom: 7:26pm On Oct 25, 2017
udemzyudex:


Check your device manager to see if there is no yellow sign beside those drivers or have you change the USB cord you use to connect your device with the laptop.

Yeah. There's a caution sign beside the driver and yes I've tried other cables and nothing changed.
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Daphantom: 11:51am On Oct 25, 2017
Hey guys. There's this issue I've had with my laptop for sometime now. The USB ports, for some reason unknown to me, have stopped reading mobile devices but they read flash drives. I don't know if anyone has encountered and solved such a problem, your help will really be appreciated.

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Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Daphantom: 9:02pm On Mar 10, 2017
tekel:
please fellas I need help. I woke up on Tuesday morning to switch on my laptop but it couldn't. tried every stuff I saw online but it came out negative. I took it to technicians but still negative, they all concluded I need 2 changed motherboard. please am devastated, someone should please come 2 my rescue.. the laptop is a HP 250 G3.

HP 250 G3 seems like shitty pc. Thats what I use. wifi and bluetooth have stopped working.
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Daphantom: 10:15am On Mar 10, 2017
Goodmorning guys. Pls how can I solve 'can't connect to this network' wifi problem? I use windows 8.1. The wifi used to work but started misbehaving recently, even the bluetooth does not work anymore. Anybody with an idea pls help
Foreign Affairs / Re: Cindy Lee Campaigns Topless As French Presidential Candidate (Photos) by Daphantom: 10:04am On Mar 10, 2017
Presidential candidate what? Hows that even possible?
Education / Re: Opinion: Easiest Course To Study In The University Is- Electrical Engineering by Daphantom: 9:57pm On Sep 30, 2016
OP you get alot of people talking electrical/electronics because that's what's mostly offered in Nigeria Universities and you choose an option in 400 or 500 Level, depending on the school.
Bros future, how come you know the number of first class graduates in Uniben when results have not been released?
PS, I study EEE in Uniben so I know what I'm saying.
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Daphantom: 12:26pm On Jul 16, 2016
Hey everyone. Please how do I uninstall PES 2013 without installation disk? Also, I tried to install a new version of office to replace my office 2010 but it keeps reverting saying there's a problem with the '10, I also tried uninstalling it but it doesn't respond. I need help
Forum Games / Re: Can You Solve This? by Daphantom: 7:55pm On Apr 13, 2016
scholes0:
12
Oh wait!... there are two 11's in the figures.... Answer is 30 if that wasn't a mistake..
Should be 30.
Gaming / Re: PC GAMES : Old And New, Discussions ,analysis And Suggestions. by Daphantom: 2:06pm On Jan 02, 2016
Can anyone help me solve this appld config error when i try to run pes 2015 on my pc. I copied the game file, i didn't install directly. Thanks
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Daphantom: 2:23pm On Oct 24, 2015
I'm rupturing guys/ till the thought of demise/
mess up his mind/ No 'Leopard' effort . . I'll get it 'spot on' this time!/
The way i be structuring rhymes/ Y'all see the 'gold in' . . like each verse was an extract . from 'Lord of the Flies'!/
Speedin' in this cracking corvette!/ causing Nigg@s tragic upsets/ 'fore the spasm commence/
On these lukewarm guys/ no need for 'book worm' eyes/ one look and I can tell that their rebuttal 'lacking contents'!/
This is some grown man shi.t/
I only 'catch a virus' . . when it is thrown at me!!/
. . My name strike a nerve/ cos I'm known to spit timeless verbs/when i try to swerve!/
Call off your drones/ or get smothered and stoned/ I leave you gasping for breath . . and then offer ozone!/
I'm scolding these guys/ Ion care if they wholly in Christ/ I make their stomach divide/ when you see me approaching with knives/ and daggers combined/ its cos i feel obliged/ to show you my Abok.i inside!!/
Chapman . . I'm caressing my girl . . her face silk smoov/ seductive are her lips and dimples/ but your bi.tch who?/ why she got so many pimples/
I could give her 'bismuth'/
but her face still won't 'be smooth'!/
My sex life alarming but simple/ good fuc.k and Tít Job with her Big Bo.obs/
But your girl Tw@t be brute and evil . . Its sick dude!/ He like "Amaka oya make we quick do"/ but she broke his Dic.k . . turned a Nigg@ to a cripple!!/
I'm the type to lit'rally 'shut down' a pedestrian . . . after rendering the commuter Jaded!/
I'll just 'ALT-F4-ENTER' . . till they brand the murder 'Computer Aided'!!/
I'm refreshing . . . .

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Daphantom: 9:40am On Oct 22, 2015
Adanna28:
That aint my steez to be careless n sloppy/


It ain't my steez to be careless and sloppy/ test me . . My Mac caress your tummy/
For jumping a Nigg@ abruptly/
cos Ill fire shells at his shoes/ now he got the 'Lead foot'/
so he can 'dance for me' . . . 'fore I show him the money!/
my position is never compromised/ even when an Opuses sought to fight/
his 'flaws' got 'brought to light'/ like cops crashing a disco!/
. . . for posing a threat so shabby and minuscle!/
I might be playful and Jovial/ on the sabbath i give praise to Jehovah/
my aura royal/
in my field of vision are curved auroras/
I feast on ya chick Ni.pple areola!/ and put you in the defensive . . Ask CB . . These hoes aint loyal!/
Its no news I bruise wella/ till haters lacking peace of mind/
one body . . I got the properties of 'four seals' . . Combined/
you best not mess with a 'crude' fella!/
this also goes out to the f@gs and Bruce Jenners!/
I'm refreshing . . .

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Daphantom: 10:49pm On Oct 18, 2015
Say . . I'm blessed with recent availables/ resounding with texts and syllables/
Everybody wearing on their fore heads . . .
Tags that say "I'm Billable"/
Was. Am. Haunted by obscurities/ I can tell I'm exiting the DARK times . . in LIGHT if recent activities!/
But one can take the lid off the boiling kettle/ and feel the vapour rock his fettle/
Better late than never/ no chance to settle!/
What would you have me rather decide/ been filling for Divorce, but the partner is I/
The same tyrannic guy/
We hardly partners in crime/
I want my peace . . shyt seems like an Idea that will shatter his mind!/
One moment he says yes, next he acts a bastardly guy/
Can i decide/ between right and wrong?/
He been strangling me all along!/
I exist an empty vessel on one side/
Optimistic on the other/
Can one live without another?/ bother/
Where 'called to Order' means 'call to order'!/
Everyday . . two faces of a page/
Seems like every time i unshackle my mind . . the reality was staged/
By him/ to test my gauge/
And fill my veins with positive rage!/
Tic Tock . . the time never stops/
Shit keeps coming around every moment like i was dealt a minute hand!/
I need a change of heart possibly prosthetic breathing/
Since i spend quite alot of time processing feelings!/
Till i realize there's no need for weariness and distrust/ trying to embrace my demons/ and turn them to weapons!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Daphantom: 3:04pm On Oct 16, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

Pls post that cypher you did with glaciers.

Me and Ice from 2013,
EMINENCE, Yo check it!
Was born an asteroid . . They ordered rifles to
rummage my skull/ as a Creche . . . pandora's
Box conveyed my Lunch/ tasted power first
hand . . . After maneating the whole of ottomans
court/
I'm Deranged but shrewd/ Spear headed Mars
Invasion coup/ Have wordsmiths kill your fam
and Relations too/ My pens gone berserk . . To
bring you death . . . from my signature move/
Busy accumulating piles of irons/ you let the cat
out tha bag . . . I unleash prides of Lions/ conjurer
of Infinite rhymes/ Wonder what demons see in
this guy/ smoking blunt . . . using Lucifers
windpipe/
Bleep prometheus, my team burn tha nuke/
became an Olympus pariah . . after I was caught
using Lightening to torture zeus/
Drinking holy grail water from a myrrh cup/ y'all
are wack with misfired shots/ while I'm busy
slam dunking with a fireball/
An Imperious lad/ stoned faced until a millenium
pass/ Hogwarts have never seen such a serious
black/
my ways are Ill/ coat of many colours made from
inter-racial melanin/ of minions who Tried to save
their skin/ was born solely to slay and kill/
support my Impenetrable castle with net-like
Laser beams/ I'm balling with gODs, you're being
played by dicks/ Marine detective that discovered
ocean spirits . . . within the Lakers team!/
I've fought wars/ nonstop/ from january to
december/ Initial's Napoleon . . . Mention my
surname . . And your skeleton will be
dismembered/
. . . kids expecting boxes already Lost Hope/ after
stories of how I gave Santa a cold death . . After
Killer swipes from the north pole/
y'all can't touch this/ I'm a brother of the dark
and a rada'han constrict/ with an insane mind . . .
I sought therapy at hands of a mordsith!/ I'll scare
Genkis Khan off his ship/
then Infiltrate Kim-ye's haven and abduct their
Human compass/ heading north west/ . . . . the
last Item for my planetary konquest/
I'm a descendant of Lui Kiang . . . . I'll finally
confess/ how I peeled the epidermal layer of a
blue whale . . As Ink for my blotched pen/ My
corpus the prolific conceiver of thoughts/ often
mistaken for an atheist or unbeliever of God/ I'll
wield Nimue's broom to roundhouse sweep the
Wizard of Oz/
Lost my chance with ceres, wrapped my diiik till
the day I'll see her/ first celestial being to lay
athena/ destruction and flood were aftermaths . . .
of my disaster date with hurricane katrina!/
straight marks on my back . . Where I used to
house peagasus feathers/ My sown seeds of evil
Germinated . . . Into the tree that formed Herra!/
my mind, A dome for avalanche resorce/ I'm a
mega giant minion . . . Used the artic regions
antartica to coolen my scotch!/
proposed to my wife with frodo's ring/ hired CM
punk to help make my Kids . . . go to sleep!/ my
fist got more ammunition than a tech store/ deep
thinker . . . was 'run to ground' while meditating
below the earths core/ I bet by now my crack's
on demand/ I'll forever murder verses . . till
Budha give me pats on the back!/
ICEBERG
Yaw, Yaw
Am something else/at my lovely birth/
a C.S on my mum, i surely heard/ then i was
mocking them/ doc picked the scalpel. . .for a
surgery
pierce/
so i jumped outta mummy's nest/ at his sloppy
neck/
grasped a nurse's breast/
then slammed his noggin next/
how i charged could power the bleeping
earth!/
grew into a beast endulging/
in wicked forgery/
for iron fists 'n body/
with triggered steps. . .bullets dodge me/
but if any touch me/
it'll fly back to the chamber. . .like
persistent judges/
but am a freaky being/
with what my thinking brings/
i change fate of a winning team/
give the loosers a cheating win/
as i swerve a freekick. . .watching from
my tv screen!/
so chill in hell till my anger cools/
then i scatter loose/with faster moves/
to get a demons head. . .like Ra's al
Ghul's/
snake eyes. . . dice and tire mambas/
u eating biscuits, am eating fire crackers/ ur
world is ending. . .not a mayan
matter/
cos ye 300 spartans/
will turn hunted badgers/
im an army of a thousand and 600
martians!/
so its a gory task/
eating evil beings with my holy hands/
a gun to my heart? . .i say blow it fast/
cos i need metals in my chest to
live. . .Am Tony Stark!/
and paparazzi's learn from me/ i mean, one nazi
set for flee/
but fought unseen forces. . .as he bent on
knees/
after i captured him with my photographic
memory!/
DNA in my genes are strands of denim/
but maggots yelling/
as u turn to a band of vermins/
when i stretch out this hand of merlin!/
so am a Superhuman!/
fùcked a Cuban Woman/
on our honeymoon. . .she turned a Lunar Mutant!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Daphantom: 9:58am On Oct 14, 2015
Following this space, everything's changed, except for 5 Naira. oNe

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Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Daphantom: 5:09pm On Oct 07, 2015
all4naija:

Uninstall it and look for a better installer. Most of the DLL(diirect-link liibrary) is corrupted.

Ok. But Bro, by better installer, do you mean a different install file as in for the pes?
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Daphantom: 10:52am On Oct 07, 2015
Help! I've been trying to install pes 2015 on my laptop but it keeps giving me this 0xc0000142 error. I've downloaded metrolastlight fix, tried going through regedit, no success. I use a HP 250, 4gb Pentium notebook Pc.
Gaming / Re: Football Manager Handheld 2015 Is Out! by Daphantom: 7:14pm On Jul 17, 2015
olayoungz:
There is still a whatsapp group for fmh. If u are interested, add tag this post and you will be added. Majority bought the game in the group, request for a save and you will be given...

08090939363. Add me up please
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Daphantom: 1:06am On Jun 06, 2015
airmark:


Tom , my old comedian, welcome back/
am trigger-happy, when you f00lishly cast spell on 'mark'/


dj5naira:
Phantom verse would be crippled in this dance floor/ doesn't even know what it stand for/
Just uninterestin', u'd mistake it for a 'toothpaste' when I say 'Da bore!'/


. . . in my chest . . beats the universe/ I surpassed the travels of Gulliver's/
These unique bars/ school these f,,ag$/ but Dj and Air' . . relations of 'camilo' . . so they 'Zoo nigg.a$'!/
I rhyme explicit/ my strikes definite/ to sabotage these mindless gimmicks/
Airmark a fatality . . . when i rip out his vertebrae they'll call it . . a spineless finish!/
I'm friends with priests/ sometimes a pessimist/ peer pressure tried to spread its wings/ but I dealt with it!/
some crazed mite/ thinks his game tight/ that he plays right/
so I'll fire shells from my 'private jet' . . . if i find him in 'plane ' sight!/
I smack these geezers/ leave em with pacifist scars/
cos they lack the liver/ 5naira be claiming sassy spitter/
but if he step to me . . . I'll march 'D J' around . . . . like some Fancy sneakers!/
I smash ya heads on a pavement/ You settle scores/ we settle skulls/ as method of payment!/
Mark is a bi.tch/ he ain't the man of streets/ he ain't a hip hop activist/
his every lyrics tryna land rap in a massive ditch/
I'll have him wrapped in sheets/ at 6am . . and force him to answer his sins!/
Till he starts confessing/ how he acts offensive/ when a girl comes a fraction near him/
But when DJ flash some head thing/
Action sets in!/
greasly writtens apart . . I can't bear to lose!/
I'll have his mettle bruised/ cos I'm a fettle youth/ but he a sad bigot/ i smash his jaw into the air . . just so the f.ag 'chin up'/
. . like he finna get into a cheerful mood!/
oNe

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Phones / Re: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by Daphantom: 1:00am On Jun 06, 2015
Carlcaresophia:
Hi! Could you pls tell us what're the formats of the picture and video in your SD card? Thank you!

Hey. I've resolved the issue. A nomedia file found its way to my mmc root folder. I just deleted it and did a mmc rescan. Thanks Anyway.
Phones / Re: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by Daphantom: 5:40pm On Jun 04, 2015
Hello. Please i need help. My Infinix hot's gallery, videos and play music apps stopped reading files from my sd card. Does anybody know something or have a solution? Thanks in anticipation
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Daphantom: 9:51pm On May 31, 2015
. . . . Freestyle Sunday . . . .
I never rush to speak/ unless it's a victory speech/
Dissin is a sport right?/ i fought fights/ on forth nights/ with forte knights/
four times/ dead bodies litter after the fourth night!/
from space to earth/ from saucer to sauna/ and femmes to put things in order/ till stress desert a brother/ 'hoof' away or meet the revolver/ any being . . . without a 'camel toe' . . is considered a bother!/
I see an up skirt/ so I move to hammer down/ we circumvent her madame!/
she tell me fast . . fast . . like we observing Ramadan!!/
Its 2015 and Airmark's still rhyming stupid/ I finna start my car and drive into him/ I learnt the ropes . . but he still holding tight to it!/
My every speech pack myrrh/ y'all admire/ I don't mean to spark Ire/ I could choose to beef Dj but . . I heard . . CBN prepping to retire 5 naira!/
I'm seldom a rude fella/ but bruise wella/ if you fail to do better/ we could call Raymond . . but Rebel and co . . Already Usher-ed in the new era!/
My niggas chuka and Ice/ left so many dudes brutalised/ others euthanized!/ every murder i was charged to supervise!/
We ignite banter/ a gang of grim spine crackers/ who respire fire/ but give life after/ reading refined chapters!/
Any offender better be weary this 'first time'/ or prepare to meet torment/ I leave your fragile 'shape' . . in permanent 'Inertia' state . . at he 'second moment'!/
#MyWackReturn
oNe.

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Daphantom: 12:23am On May 30, 2015
ThunderStorm:
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Let's take it back to the basis/ when wacks couldn't make it/
cos every attack was aggressive/ and every battle Creative!/
Handled with greatness/ n fitness/ Any wack who appeared. . . we made him a victim!/
And beat a nigga straight up. . .if we noticed he possessed the gayest decisions!/
Ibime's and Street's Bravery n wisdom/ DRB's unmistakable difference/ Over Coogar's faking n bítching/
And anyone who dared to challenge the Ogas at the top. . . had to pray to the ceiling!/
The young shall grow. . . Mikuz came with his written/ pun intended, he was pun intended. . before he got a way with the women/
And HE who dissed Ema Prince and Glacierz. . . we anticipated HIS killing!/
Those who went back and forth with Thunderstorm was clearly facing extinction/ Ask EvilChapters . . .let's face it, his missing!/
Tho most of my bars flew over y'all heads. . . cos my words were on a higher plane of existence!/
ThePrekky graced with his spitting/ and was raping the children/ then Dj5naira got raised in the system/
Loonatik aka Rhyme tunes. . had bars around his thoughts. . like he got his brain in a prison!/
All these took place with the brilliance/ of real rap heads that was greatly efficient/ . . . And FFR stood by its aim and its vision!!/
We gave this game its race and its mission/ no long talks . . nobody gave it a listen/ everyone were on their own pace and precision/ on their own game and division/
And to any noise maker who surfaced in a minute/. . . proper canning was given!!/

Oboy!

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Daphantom: 11:25am On May 28, 2015
Ibime. I see you viewing this. Drop frees make bois see inspiration write
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Daphantom: 4:08pm On Jan 30, 2015
Me and Ice from 2013,

EMINENCE, Yo check it!


Was born an asteroid . . They ordered rifles to
rummage my skull/ as a Creche . . . pandora's
Box conveyed my Lunch/ tasted power first
hand . . . After maneating the whole of ottomans
court/
I'm Deranged but shrewd/ Spear headed Mars
Invasion coup/ Have wordsmiths kill your fam
and Relations too/ My pens gone berserk . . To
bring you death . . . from my signature move/
Busy accumulating piles of irons/ you let the cat
out tha bag . . . I unleash prides of Lions/ conjurer
of Infinite rhymes/ Wonder what demons see in
this guy/ smoking blunt . . . using Lucifers
windpipe/
Bleep prometheus, my team burn tha nuke/
became an Olympus pariah . . after I was caught
using Lightening to torture zeus/
Drinking holy grail water from a myrrh cup/ y'all
are wack with misfired shots/ while I'm busy
slam dunking with a fireball/
An Imperious lad/ stoned faced until a millenium
pass/ Hogwarts have never seen such a serious
black/
my ways are Ill/ coat of many colours made from
inter-racial melanin/ of minions who Tried to save
their skin/ was born solely to slay and kill/
support my Impenetrable castle with net-like
Laser beams/ I'm balling with gODs, you're being
played by dicks/ Marine detective that discovered
ocean spirits . . . within the Lakers team!/
I've fought wars/ nonstop/ from january to
december/ Initial's Napoleon . . . Mention my
surname . . And your skeleton will be
dismembered/
. . . kids expecting boxes already Lost Hope/ after
stories of how I gave Santa a cold death . . After
Killer swipes from the north pole/
y'all can't touch this/ I'm a brother of the dark
and a rada'han constrict/ with an insane mind . . .
I sought therapy at hands of a mordsith!/ I'll scare
Genkis Khan off his ship/
then Infiltrate Kim-ye's haven and abduct their
Human compass/ heading north west/ . . . . the
last Item for my planetary konquest/
I'm a descendant of Lui Kiang . . . . I'll finally
confess/ how I peeled the epidermal layer of a
blue whale . . As Ink for my blotched pen/ My
corpus the prolific conceiver of thoughts/ often
mistaken for an atheist or unbeliever of God/ I'll
wield Nimue's broom to roundhouse sweep the
Wizard of Oz/
Lost my chance with ceres, wrapped my diiik till
the day I'll see her/ first celestial being to lay
athena/ destruction and flood were aftermaths . . .
of my disaster date with hurricane katrina!/
straight marks on my back . . Where I used to
house peagasus feathers/ My sown seeds of evil
Germinated . . . Into the tree that formed Herra!/
my mind, A dome for avalanche resorce/ I'm a
mega giant minion . . . Used the artic regions
antartica to coolen my scotch!/
proposed to my wife with frodo's ring/ hired CM
punk to help make my Kids . . . go to sleep!/ my
fist got more ammunition than a tech store/ deep
thinker . . . was 'run to ground' while meditating
below the earths core/ I bet by now my crack's
on demand/ I'll forever murder verses . . till
Budha give me pats on the back!/


ICEBERG
Yaw, Yaw
Am something else/at my lovely birth/
a C.S on my mum, i surely heard/ then i was
mocking them/ doc picked the scalpel. . .for a
surgery
pierce/
so i jumped outta mummy's nest/ at his sloppy
neck/
grasped a nurse's breast/
then slammed his noggin next/
how i charged could power the fucking
earth!/
grew into a beast endulging/
in wicked forgery/
for iron fists 'n body/
with triggered steps. . .bullets dodge me/
but if any touch me/
it'll fly back to the chamber. . .like
persistent judges/
but am a freaky being/
with what my thinking brings/
i change fate of a winning team/
give the loosers a cheating win/
as i swerve a freekick. . .watching from
my tv screen!/
so chill in hell till my anger cools/
then i scatter loose/with faster moves/
to get a demons head. . .like Ra's al
Ghul's/
snake eyes. . . dice and tire mambas/
u eating biscuits, am eating fire crackers/ ur
world is ending. . .not a mayan
matter/
cos ye 300 spartans/
will turn hunted badgers/
im an army of a thousand and 600
martians!/
so its a gory task/
eating evil beings with my holy hands/
a gun to my heart? . .i say blow it fast/
cos i need metals in my chest to
live. . .Am Tony Stark!/
and paparazzi's learn from me/ i mean, one nazi
set for flee/
but fought unseen forces. . .as he bent on
knees/
after i captured him with my photographic
memory!/
DNA in my genes are strands of denim/
but maggots yelling/
as u turn to a band of vermins/
when i stretch out this hand of merlin!/
so am a Superhuman!/
fùcked a Cuban Woman/
on our honeymoon. . .she turned a Lunar Mutant!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Daphantom: 1:38pm On Jan 24, 2015
Stumped on this while deleting files on my phone, when alves was racially abused back then. Its wack but enjoy . . .




Dani Alves inspired freestyle . . .
. . Negroid to the core . . I'm an amazing man/
. . eat a banana in the face of racist chants/ like Dani Alves/
with an evasive act/ in a way we laugh/
I thwarted devious lads/ in previous spars/ nigg@s be like . . he's such an imperious glad/
straight faced to 180 degrees. . . even 'Askabahn' couldn't handle this serious [Sirius] black!!/
Your minions run/ in delirious awe/
soon as my breed burst forth/
or get expunged into creeks of blood/ cos thrash talking is not something we condone/
I shine from 'sunrise to witch hours'/ while ya niggs cower/ i exterminate men like 24's slick Bauer/
i super compute/ cos I'm the star of the 'Knight and day' like Tom Cruise!/
Whether its Comfort or Mab/ ya chic.ks fall for ma cash/ they all want to kpansh/ ask 'Gideon Okeke' . . i make your honey come/ as soon as the 'money drop'!!/
. . every week/ i see vets rescind/ from deadly speech/ to barely spit/ but i grip the mic and spawn an earthly fleece/ while you second hand rappers 'test the microphone' like terry G!/
I act up an beat/ any fellow who dares to stand up and beef/ or tries to fire clips/ Ill make the bast@rd bleed/ for he'll go down with his irrational spits/ cos 'they're rotten' . . like the nickname of the German team!/

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