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Family / Re: My Sister Has Been Finding It Difficult To Forgive Our Aunt. by DarkCaesar(m): 6:58pm On Aug 16
Forgive ke grin No ooo we’re taking the malice to the grave
Business / Re: A Man's Shocking Experience With Nigerian Hawkers by DarkCaesar(m): 6:55pm On Aug 16
RoyalBlu:


I agree with you πŸ’―.

Throw in envy into the mix and it's a round figure embarassed
Lol most people would have all these characters if in a position of poverty….. it’s just the way of the world.
Celebrities / Re: EFCC: I Did Not Petition Paul But Jude - Peter Okoye by DarkCaesar(m): 7:45am On Aug 13
nairamaniac:

The way you narrated the inner dealings and motives of Paul/jude, you make us seem like 3 of you are in the same HK.


Was it write for Jude to open an almost identical-named company (NORTH SIDE MUSIC) behind Peter's back?

He could have as well done the money laundry with either that NORTHSIDE ENTERTAINMENT which Peter was aware of or opened a completely unsimilar named company.
You obviously don’t know how money laundering works……he was using the NSE for the main laundering while Peter thought all the money moved around was their Royalties. I won’t say more than this, a wise person would already use his brain to paint a complete clearer picture.
Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 9:59am On Aug 12
Sapasenator:


Do you think you woman will be happy when you requested a DNA test, I am just curious. Aren't you indirectly letting her know you lack trust in her?
And do I look like a man who gives a hoot whatever a woman thinks as long as put it to her in the best logical terms I could
Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 9:41am On Aug 12
Sapasenator:


let's be realistic ok. some people are very good at pretense and I have heard of cases of individuals pretending in marriages for decades. To say men have a supersonic sense and an inbuilt body count, radar detector is totally untrue, and claim you cannot back up with any shred of evidence. You know it, I know it. If a lady loves you and is very free with you, she will disclose her body counts.

Good for you if you trust your wife but there are lots of cases out there where men like you who trusted their wives eventually discovered the kids were not to be theirs
Well to avoid such cases was why I boldly chipped in the dna test on my kids as I do not trust people by their actions or words….. not every claim devoid of evidence is false and talk more to men not boys or girls about women issue and you will discover more
Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 4:01am On Aug 12
Sapasenator:


Like know the exact numbers?

common don't bullshit a bullshitter!
I only told you I’d know how high or low it is not exact number lol….don’t twist this to satisfy your intents
Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 3:56am On Aug 12
Sapasenator:


Don't mind the guy, it is people like him a woman will foist illegitimate children on while still claiming to be smart. If I were a woman, I would never disclose my accurate body count to any man. As a guy, I never disclose this to the lady as well, but I may in the future when we have learned to trust each other.

Most times your body counts are not your fault, men like me when I date a lady, insist on having sex as proof of love, and in most cases, will never marry the said lady, and believe me, It is very hard for any gf to turn down my sexual advances. Now, seeing how much I have contributed to the body counts of ladies, and tomorrow, would it not be mightily hypocritical if I were to request virginity as a pre-condition for marriage from any lady?

You can only talk about "body count" as a man if you ara a virgin who never had sex. Period.
Well Mr SS, the two children I’m catering for matches my gene 🧬 99.9 and I have the results gotten from my own family hospital in our family file with other docs…I’m a man with clear purpose and like most of your men here I do not conduct the test BEHIND her back because I already made myself clear from onset that I’d be carrying out dna tests on my kids and she had no objections to it. Have dated some who objected or throw slight tantrums and knew they weren’t for keeps. So if you are okay eating another man’s vomit then continue
Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 3:50am On Aug 12
LenaJon:
Wis what? How would he know? Although he might know that she has high mileage but I don't he would be able to guess the number though.

Like me now, if you sleep with me now, you'll think it's not quite long I lost my virginity (although not up to 2 years I lost it), or you would think I haven't done it much. But my own body counts is even far more than the said lady's own. Though I'm not proud of it. It's not something to be proud of because it also comes with its own disadvantages.
Well I’m no judge over anyone but believe it or not, there are men who knows how high a body mileage is with a strong discernment regardless of how tight the place is because there are other things you would look out for which I won’t give clues but some men are knowledgeable in such area and they are hardly wrong lol
Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 12:03pm On Aug 10
Sapasenator:


Yes o. Easy to know because you said so. I believe you.

Easy to know and lots of fellow men continue to unknowingly father kids not belonging to them.
You think women are dumb creatures, life will teach you.

Lol most of them ignored signs that men like you will overlook because you see them as harmless and play maturity with stuffs you should handle MANLY
Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 9:28am On Aug 10
Sapasenator:


How would you know the numbers if she did not disclose or devalue the numbers?

"Wisdom?"

Wtf are you smoking?
Easier to know a woman that has been ran through or badly used than know the sex of a day old bird lol……lot of things you still need to learn about

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Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 9:06am On Aug 10
Sapasenator:
Looking at the conversations above, it is safe to advise ladies NEVER to disclose their acurate body counts to new lovers.
If were a lady, I would never disclose such sensitive information even at gun point.
And who told you men raised in the ways of wisdom wouldn’t know or guess close to it lol…..you’re a bigger fool than I thought
Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 8:03am On Aug 10
BALLOSKI:
Omo, I don't even know who would be unfortunate to end up with such a public pvssy.
Op is already maneuvering toward such unfortunate fate…..marry an overused sl*t because she can clean and take care of a house? Men indeed have no standards when it comes to choosing a spouse….that little happiness she’s giving him will turn to gnashing of teeth in the 3rd month of marriage

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Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 7:58am On Aug 10
imagrg:
If you continue to consider body counts, you nor go marry oh.
There are some young ladies whose toto have collected many cums that they have even lost count, yet they are happily married.
Forget counts and try to tame her to your idea of an ideal woman.
You can't reverse her fvcking mistakes, after all, we men are responsible for her body counts.
Lol this must be the subtlest sarcasm I have ever heard in my life……he should go ahead with her because he’s so unfortunate in life that he wouldn’t be happy with a more decent girl. He should join the long queue of cuckold men who have resigned to fate because there is nothing they could do about their promiscuous spouses who go around embarrassing them? Is that how weak and submissive men are where you came from? Is this how your father raised you?

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Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 3:15pm On Aug 08
Clevagal:


So it’s very okay for OP to bag 30BC but very wrong for the woman with 20BC? Lol.
β€œIf the woman was a good woman why didn’t one of the 20 men marry her?” Huh? Why didn’t OP marry one of the 30 women her slept with?
Your brain only reasoned the woman’s part but forgot to analyze the man’s flaws too
baby girl you’re taking this very personal, you can as-well just drop your input and move on without coming for my neck since you were raised that sexuality means the same for both sex.

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Celebrities / Re: Francis Duru's Son, Ifeanyi Is Dead by DarkCaesar(m): 10:05am On Aug 08
Omooo what a painful loss….may his gentle soul rest in perfect peace. To think that it is his carbon copy that he loss, the only son who is the perfect reflection of him. So sad

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Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 10:02am On Aug 08
Badmashiii:


Couldn't have said it any better. At least there's no deception in marrying an olosho.

Btw,that man in your compound is a massive fool. Why the hell hadn't he divorce the damn wife?
They have left their compound but when a man is already totomatized, emotions would always take the place of brain, he probably thought he would never find a better pus*y to hit again after her. Very useless man and if you see how this woman always disrespects and disregards him publicly in the compound you will know he has lost it. Na u dey go work, na madam wey be full housewife dey boss u around. I’m sure those boys would have already given that woman to their friends living outside our neighborhood to have a taste of too or how could it not be when 6 boys living together already tasted it

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Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 8:43am On Aug 08
Badmashiii:


Bro you fall my hand with this your comment. And all this while i was thinking you were a real OG.

You too of all monickers here fell for the lady's act.

She's doing all that only because she wants to get married to the OP,probably because he's well off or something.

Picture a lady at 28 with numerous bodycounts and not doing good financially...certainly not a girl with number of good suitors,right?


Op I'll advise you to abort mission and leave that girl the fu"ck alone.

By the way,stop comparing yourself to a lady. You're man for God's sake. You're the crown of creation. It's in your damn right to have a body count in the thousands and still DEMAND for a young fertile VIRGIN when you're ready to settle down. Never let anyone make you believe otherwise.

His brain had been malfunctioning since he started his maruwa biz otherwise how would you mislead a fellow brother who innocently asked for your opinion about a sensitive topic like this? He’s better off marrying a hookup girl atlease he will know what he’s getting into, if this girl enter Op house fully then will he know her true colors. His neighbors will chop her tire, his street brothers will have their share and he will become a laughing stock like the man in our current apartment who six yahoo boys living in a flat in our same compound always make jest of how they always take turn on his wife when he’s not home and he was thoroughly beaten when he threatened them with a cutlass πŸ˜‚ girls like that will make you hate your existence later in life

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Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 8:36am On Aug 08
BALLOSKI:
One useless girl with almost 40 body count told me they're all her friends. No hookup, just friends. You slept with almost 40 men who are just your friends?

Omo, d thing scared me ooo

May God protect our daughters.
She’s more useless than a hookup girl if she has racked up that much body count with just friends…..their types are the ones we usually invite tell our friends to try their luck with and they’d bed her. They just can’t say NO, always itching for a D.

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Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 8:33am On Aug 08
ukaface:

Point of correction o, I’m not into any β€˜ types’
Consolation with over 30 body counts ?πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

God Abeg o
I will see this as you catching cruise hence I’ll stop gracing you with my replies……
Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 12:56am On Aug 08
NeeKlaus:
If she has all these sterling qualities that you mentioned and ticks all the boxes for a good, feminine woman, then what is your problem? undecided

As long as you are certain she didn't rack up all those body counts through a lascivious lifestyle (hookup and the likes), then I don't understand what your grouse is.

Good qualities trump whatever past she had, as long as the past wasn't intentionally reckless. She was just a victim of her affections.

Just ascertain if she still has any connections with those Exes (because of Okafor's Law). Tell her to cut off ALL her Exes and when you are sure she has done that, move on with your relationship and don't lose a good woman.

There's nothing in the streets, I tell you...
How is she any different from the ones we are running from on the street πŸ˜‚
how many Exes will she delete?
How many past hitters will she introduced to our foolish Op as friends and harmless acquaintances?
How many times will he be depressed whenever his right side of the brain have some weird flashbacks about how over 20 men wif different baton hit the same hole repeatedly for free while he’s eating the remnants
Girls like op wife are submissive wh*r*, have you seen how men uses them in the bedroom? They are the best to try all degrading things and styles on because they know they will not resist and don’t know how to say the word NO.
Do you think our dear naive Op can ever satisfy this lady already plough to madness by different sticks?
Has the Op ever thought why none of the over 20 try marrying her since she was so good a woman and a wife material.
Lastly their is one virtuous woman too like her in ile ife who goes by the name Olamide and she’s also in her late 20s, fits the Op description and would treat any man like a king but people wey no her don sabi say she don cast. Her BC is probably more than this and she is not into hookup but can’t say NO to every dick, Tom and Harry that comes her way………DON’T MISLEAD THE POOR NAIVE MAN

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Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 12:41am On Aug 08
ebijimi7:
she even volunteered to help me rearrange my kitchen to her own taste all from her pocket and I've asked her to cut connection with all exes which she promised to dare not toss her away
Thank you very much bro

Bobo die that thought, you are only seeing the side she wants to show you and I can even bet that friend of yours had probably took his own share from her in the past before passing her to you or know about a mutual friend that has done so…..Geez use your brain, that’s why you have it! How can a responsible lady have sex with over 20 men multiple times(and she might even have trimmed down the number) while not fully 28y/o and you still had the gut to compare her with your late chaste woman. Omoo Toto don dey control this man just the same way a dickmatized lady would think and behave

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Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 12:35am On Aug 08
ukaface:
πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
More than 30 body counts Dey find virginπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I know your types……you are trying to find a consolation with his?
Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by DarkCaesar(m): 12:30am On Aug 08
I really can’t come to term with how a CHASTE 28y/o racked up a 20 BC……and being nice is always an ace up the sleeve of most women getting too old for marriage. An old trick from time immemorial to lure innocent men by ladies 26 and above

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Politics / Re: Arik Suspension Threatens 200,000 Barrels Of Crude From Chevron by DarkCaesar(m): 2:39pm On Aug 01
caye:


Relax.
Don't be so...so emotionalgrin!

Salewa97 is... HELINUES!
Whoever behind that moniker will encounter sorrow in his/her moment of happiness
Politics / Re: Arik Suspension Threatens 200,000 Barrels Of Crude From Chevron by DarkCaesar(m): 1:01pm On Aug 01
Salewa97 who is also sewa osewa, May you encounter pains and sorrow that money can’t solve unless there is no God. You will never be truly happy regardless of whatever money you have in this life

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Jaga Jaga: Edo Youths Protest Bad Governance With Song by DarkCaesar(m): 12:58pm On Aug 01
Salewa97 who doubles as SEUN osewa, may the end of your days be filled with grieve and pains

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Politics / Re: Anti-Protest Group Gathers In The Alausa Area Of Lagos (Video) by DarkCaesar(m): 12:56pm On Aug 01
Engrjamjam:
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Your mother will mourn you too soon
Sewa osewa, may the ending of your life be fill with grieve and pain. Same as you that just tagged me.
Politics / Re: Anti-Protest Group Gathers In The Alausa Area Of Lagos (Video) by DarkCaesar(m): 11:07am On Aug 01
SEUN OSEWA I KNOW YOU ARE THE ONE BEHIND SALEWA97, May evil befall you and your mother will mourn you soon…. Oloriburuku GAYbriel

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Politics / Re: Addresses/Centers To Buy The FG ₦40,000 50kg Bag Of Rice? by DarkCaesar(m): 10:09pm On Jul 31
Salewa97:
Finally, some good news for our people! With the rising cost of living, this initiative by the FG to provide rice at a subsidized rate is a step in the right direction.

It's about time we prioritize food security and make essentials accessible to all. This will not only ease the burden on families but also promote local farmers.

I hope the distribution is transparent and reaches the intended beneficiaries without any hitches. Let's support our government in this effort!
You will labour in vain and your mother will weep over you unless there is no God
Romance / Re: How It Ended Between My Wife’s Friend And I by DarkCaesar(m): 5:47pm On Jul 29
StillDtruth:


You think the rat did not sniff the trap before it entered?

So, if she was perfect you would have entered!

And i believe you are lying, you went ahead had sex with her and now shame has held you seeing how multiple counsel told you not do it but Satan has already taken over your Hq.
I have no reason to lie lol
I didn’t do it and that’s it……

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