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Romance / Re: Codederunz by DarkCaesar(m): 5:44pm On Jun 02, 2023
westlius:

U on point bro
Even after the first meeting
U fit dey collect free
Reason her 5k for ST, make smoke or alcohol dey ground(she go take one of the two or the two self), Bleep and rough handle her in bed. Na she go call u the following week if u dey at home and dat time na only tf u go dey sort her

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Romance / Re: See How Am Wealthier Than Tinubu (pics) by DarkCaesar(m): 10:52pm On Jun 01, 2023
CivilianJTF:
Come back when you are 70 years old, then we would take you serious
Person wey hardships fit don kill by then
Phones / Re: Apple ID Not Active Now Activating by DarkCaesar(m): 6:52am On May 30, 2023
Boss how do I get it activated
Travel / Re: I Asked Russian General And Soldier To Say Hello To Nairalander by DarkCaesar(m): 4:00pm On May 28, 2023
mushroomFarm:
...
can you relocate there without a degree?
How do a person go about it without a Uni degree
Okay I mail you?

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Adjourns Nnamdi Kanu’s Trial Till Next Month by DarkCaesar(m): 1:02pm On Apr 27, 2023
Omoo this guy don tey for govt hand
Family / Re: I'm Depressed, Can I Still Get My Life Back On Track? by DarkCaesar(m): 4:21pm On Sep 04, 2022
Moshebolatan:
No just apply... No entrance exam sef ... No physical classes.. u only appear during exams... The form was still out as of last month
wow sorry can I get a link to how I get the form
Food / Re: Tasty Good Old Days Akamu And Beans To The Rescue In These Hard Times Families by DarkCaesar(m): 3:02am On Sep 03, 2022
debbydams:
I can be very playful but there are some things I hate..pls don't cross boundaries
I love crossing boundaries, maybe you put me in my place huh?
Food / Re: Tasty Good Old Days Akamu And Beans To The Rescue In These Hard Times Families by DarkCaesar(m): 6:27pm On Sep 02, 2022
Channah1:


Yes it does.
ohh thanks mama
Food / Re: Tasty Good Old Days Akamu And Beans To The Rescue In These Hard Times Families by DarkCaesar(m): 6:26pm On Sep 02, 2022
debbydams:
o gbadun undecided
Baba e o gbadun
Food / Re: Tasty Good Old Days Akamu And Beans To The Rescue In These Hard Times Families by DarkCaesar(m): 4:13pm On Sep 01, 2022
Channah1:


I love pap but because it makes me put on weight, I avoid it and only take it once in a blue moon.
Does Pap helps add weight?
I think I need to drink more of it then even though I think it’s the reverse due to constant urination that comes with it

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Food / Re: Tasty Good Old Days Akamu And Beans To The Rescue In These Hard Times Families by DarkCaesar(m): 4:11pm On Sep 01, 2022
debbydams:
I need freshly baked bread for this tongue
you still Dey?
Science/Technology / Re: Isah Auwal-Barde Invents Robot Using Exoskeleton Remote Control In Kano by DarkCaesar(m): 10:19pm On Aug 22, 2022
Damisic:
my father achieved alot in his prime he was a manager at uba bank ....and now he is a senior officer at nscdc ...none of your family has ever attain that position ..you guys are not worthy to be cleaning our shoe ....so I took after my father ability to achieve alot of things and am doing so right now ...not ur useless family that struggle to put food for table .. oloriburuku olofo ...oni ri batishe oni ri ona gbegba tongue
lol if that’s the highlights of your father well it speaks volumes on why you so much adores mediocrity, my father was already a judge at the age of 35 with honors from British universities and went on to hold prominent political roles in His state and also at the federal level till now and I’m really proud of what I have and currently achieving with my life olofo, omo irankiran, omo ti o ri ola ri to so wipe ile Ola ni iyonu.
O ni se orire ni ile aye ti o wa yiii, idaamu ati ifooro bere si je tie lati Wakati ti o ba ka eleyi
Tekun teje ni omodo ba ti oko labe labe bo
Atilo atibo lo pa eran ije
Rederede lo ma keyin ere osupa
Rederede lo ma keyin oro aye e
Science/Technology / Re: Isah Auwal-Barde Invents Robot Using Exoskeleton Remote Control In Kano by DarkCaesar(m): 8:19pm On Aug 22, 2022
Damisic:
..I know you don't have the brain to study Mbbs ...it's a very reality sad truth ......if not that you are dumb why can't you also study it ....but no ..your jamb score no carry am ..you rewrite waec 4 times and still never make result ..

It not your fault being dumb..it just that you were born dumb tongue embarassed lipsrsealed
Nope it’s not everyone’s dream huh and it would do you a whole world of good to ask your dead brain father what “choice” really means because you obviously inherited his leaking brains
Family / Re: My Girlfriend Threaten To End Our Relationship Because Of Her Pastor by DarkCaesar(m): 8:17pm On Aug 22, 2022
jeromestarks:

You're obviously old sir. Your English is even scattered. grin
my son in a haste to type fast, I only omitted a word and you really can’t use the word scatter because your mind should subconsciously fill in the missing word

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Politics / Re: Tinubu/Shettima 2023: Onanuga, Alake, Keyamo Lead APC Campaign Media Team by DarkCaesar(m): 5:11pm On Aug 22, 2022
CockAndBullStor:
We are fighting for you and generations unborn so that the cannibalistic Ipob would not turn your you, mom and dad to suya. Vote BAT for peace and progress grin
Hold your peace and fight first for the wellbeing of your people first, your dad would have enough strength to be able to defend your family with food in his stomach and your mom won’t have to roam about when she has something tangible she’s investing her time in……….Fulani might rape your mother to death and slaughter your dad when they go to farm to harvest cassava and agbado so that your kwashiorkor ridden siblings won’t die of hunger
Politics / Re: Tambuwal Reacts As Nduka Obaigbena Mocks Wike At Mother’s Funeral by DarkCaesar(m): 2:21pm On Aug 22, 2022
Something Wike himself could do, so let’s hope he gets his chance to throw same dig in the nearest future
Politics / Re: Fayemi: Ekiti Will Witness Beauty Of Continuity In Oyebanji’s Administration by DarkCaesar(m): 2:17pm On Aug 22, 2022
I thought this state once constituted majorly of people of high intellectual values which I believe their politics section should reek of but it’s a shame the reverse is the case……Ekiti never learns

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Crime / Re: Nigerians Accost Fake Travel Agents In Bahrain For Allegedly Scamming Them (Vid) by DarkCaesar(m): 2:17pm On Aug 22, 2022
See as guyman come humble
grin grin grin

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Family / Re: My Girlfriend Threaten To End Our Relationship Because Of Her Pastor by DarkCaesar(m): 2:15pm On Aug 22, 2022
olowo16g:


I need your advice
draw back from such relationship, withdraw your financial and emotional attachment so you don’t get too disappointed if it goes the way your heart is telling you it would go
Gut don’t lie
Politics / Re: Tinubu/Shettima 2023: Onanuga, Alake, Keyamo Lead APC Campaign Media Team by DarkCaesar(m): 2:13pm On Aug 22, 2022
CockAndBullStor:
grin grin grin You wey dey naija wey hunger dey wire like a mad man. Just be BATified so that you can you can have long life. tongue
You can only say that about your immediate family and people you close to, not everyone in Nigeria feels the pangs of hunger so it’s better you strive hard at whatever you doing over there if really you there so your mother won’t die of starvation because it’s obvious you judging everyone with the way the economy is being harsh on your people and immediate environment………I don’t wait on a particular govt before I put quality food on my table regardless the price they being sold
So like I said earlier Strive harder so your mom won’t choke on cassava grin
Science/Technology / Re: Isah Auwal-Barde Invents Robot Using Exoskeleton Remote Control In Kano by DarkCaesar(m): 2:08pm On Aug 22, 2022
Damisic:
...the guy here is an Mbbs student ...it either you don't have the brain to make this or u are too dumb to study mbbs
lemme draw a conclusion judging from your leaking brain �, every Mbbs students makes outstanding inventions?
And to the latter part, like I said about your leaking brain, If you so freaked about mbbs because it’s has a limitation bane for your weak brain then don’t think it’s same elsewhere undecided
Family / Re: Guys Please Is This Loan Worth Collecting Pics Attached by DarkCaesar(m): 12:37pm On Aug 22, 2022
You should know your capacity and what you using for should be able to yield the return rate if not abort mission…….

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Family / Re: Man Commits Suicide After Sending A Disturbing Video To His Family (video /pix) by DarkCaesar(m): 12:34pm On Aug 22, 2022
The face doesn’t sometimes show what we going through……see as man gallant, boys for area self fit dey use im level beg God
E be things embarassed
Family / Re: My Girlfriend Threaten To End Our Relationship Because Of Her Pastor by DarkCaesar(m): 12:33pm On Aug 22, 2022
Now what do you want us the Elders to do about it, my son?

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Science/Technology / Re: Isah Auwal-Barde Invents Robot Using Exoskeleton Remote Control In Kano by DarkCaesar(m): 12:31pm On Aug 22, 2022
Hausa pikin no get brain reach this……incomplete report
Politics / Re: Tinubu/Shettima 2023: Onanuga, Alake, Keyamo Lead APC Campaign Media Team by DarkCaesar(m): 11:05am On Aug 22, 2022
CockAndBullStor:
Adversity that has been part and parcel of your lineage. Don't worry, your you're getting the adversity pro max soon tongue
you will never be happy and good things will be far from you and your family
Politics / Re: Anambra State Bans Movement Of Cattle On Foot by DarkCaesar(m): 6:19am On Aug 22, 2022
stuffs4me:









I hope YEEBOS would still have the same opinion when northerners start testing mics on YEEBOS in the north.





And you think anyone has monopoly of violence?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu/Shettima 2023: Onanuga, Alake, Keyamo Lead APC Campaign Media Team by DarkCaesar(m): 6:17am On Aug 22, 2022
CockAndBullStor:
Shut up! IpOBIdiot
you don’t need to be aggressive to show everyone that majority that constituted up his supporters are owomida boys and nurtw
You all hoodlums with nothing between your ears and more sadly with absolutely nothing good to offer Nigerians
May adversity befall the breadwinner of your house

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman Arrested In India With Drugs Concealed In Her Sandals by DarkCaesar(m): 5:56am On Aug 22, 2022
Wig seller on IG
Awon slay queen isonu

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Politics / Re: Anambra State Bans Movement Of Cattle On Foot by DarkCaesar(m): 5:55am On Aug 22, 2022
Good move hopefully it’s implemented to the letter

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