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FamilyRe: My Stepfather Impregnated Me by darkey(m): 2:17pm On Jul 08, 2008
revenge:
embarassed Why are most nairalander very silly and need to be wooped 24 strokes on the ass,


so you think you can create drama for us here and take us for a ride, well if you like make e be your brother wey pregnate you you go talk if you be small pikin whether na watter dey your brain,

you no get sense,

yeye thread all this kindda of topic make me wonder if some people are normal or animals in clothing, like kiggy, the poster,

, infact think well well use your HEAD and think about your life
tell dem, lol
EducationRe: Covenant University: 3rd Convocation Ceremony by darkey(m): 4:21pm On Jun 28, 2008
Gamine:
lipsrsealed Ekeh?
i second d question
i know d guy is a lot of things but corrupt?
well,
@reni
i know who u r, a fellow graduate and lover f**d
EducationRe: Covenant University: 3rd Convocation Ceremony by darkey(m): 10:47am On Jun 27, 2008
thx to all the people who appreciate gud things and want to see such happen to every1 in naija. we wont let any body down. naija is about to change, watch out people
EducationRe: Covenant University: 3rd Convocation Ceremony by darkey(m): 6:39pm On Jun 24, 2008
Wow! this is interesting, CU causing this kind of waves, well, for the doubting thomoses, i can assure you that every 1st class student of CU can defend his/her degree ANYWHERE in the world. the problem with most of u out there is that u all have had ur minds conditioned to the falacy that a 1st class degree is almost impossible. i beg to differ. it is very possible. just watch out for us in the near future sorry now and see the waves we are causing, why do i know so much, cos i'm one of them,
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by darkey(m): 4:27pm On Jun 06, 2008
i'm back again,
i'm back again,
i aint dead yet,
still alive,
still kickin,
coming soon,
Nairaland GeneralRe: Random Questions (boredom) by darkey(m): 4:19pm On Jun 06, 2008
enque:
1. What's your favorite article of clothing? my pair of jeans

2. What's your favorite childhood memory?

3. Scariest moment of your life? day i had food poisoning, i thot i was going to die

4. One word that would best describe you? fun

5. If your friends and aquantances were willing to bluntly tell you what they really think of you, would you want them to? Why or why not. yes , i get that all d time

6. What is your favorite month in the summer?

7. Water balloon or super soaker?

8. What's your favorite number?

9. What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you?
1
0. What is your favorite Disney movie?

11. What's your current relationship status? can't place that yet grin grin grin

12. What exactly are you wearing right now? satin top, pair of black jeans

13. What is your current problem?

14. What do you love most?

15. Are you musically inclined? not really, but love music a lot, but don't see myself doin it

16. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine? kill myself

17. f you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be? a lot

18. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be? bird

19. Ever have a near death experience? not really

20. Name an obvious quality you have? love smiling

21. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now? no air

22. Name someone with the same birthday as you. timothy

23. Do you have a secret crush on someone? not yet

24. Have you ever been in a fight? no, not physical fight, but av heard verbal showdowns

25. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex: facial lo[/b]oks

26. Whats your biggest mistake? [b]one of my ex-boyfriends


27. Say something totally random about you? cld stay indoors for a yr wit d tv on

28. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? yes

29. Are you comfortable with your height? yes totally, bt wldnt mind a few inches more

30. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you? can't think rite now

31. What is your favorite smell? smell of moi moi

32. Do you give random hugs and kisses? hugs! yes, kisses ? hell no!!

33. What's the latest you have ever stayed up? all through the night

34. Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room? nope

ok im tired, one last question,

35. why are you answering all these questions? because i don't want your thread to end up in d trash unanswered
boredom right?
, i concur
EducationRe: Post Ur Jamb Result Here by darkey(m): 4:11pm On Jun 06, 2008
jamb score 213, like 6 years ago, i wish u all success as u enter another phase of ur lives, i just finished mine
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by darkey(m): 1:36pm On May 23, 2008
pass the mirror, will ya
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by darkey(m): 1:33pm On May 23, 2008
i'm gud oh
i was captured an iraq for 1 month
did i mention also being tortured?
it was horrible
i was caught out from the world, i'll grown thinner
oh, it was God dat sustained me, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what did i miss?
who died, rose from the dead, got married, ,
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by darkey(m): 1:29pm On May 23, 2008
ehh, wat's up peeps
Jokes EtcRe: Dad And Son by darkey(m): 4:14pm On Apr 16, 2008
* readin with keen interest
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by darkey(m): 4:11pm On Apr 16, 2008
lol
@ rebellious
i know dat. i wasnt even competing grin
i just dont think that tutu should even think about it
Jokes EtcRe: Dad And Son by darkey(m): 3:46pm On Apr 16, 2008
i take my leave grin
@ ibk
choose wisely
any1 but tu tu tu, *goes away
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by darkey(m): 3:42pm On Apr 16, 2008
dummy
u r looking @ a mirror grin
Jokes EtcRe: Dad And Son by darkey(m): 3:40pm On Apr 16, 2008
i found dem
thanks grin

Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by darkey(m): 3:37pm On Apr 16, 2008
who cares?
look harder grin
Jokes EtcRe: Dad And Son by darkey(m): 3:34pm On Apr 16, 2008
what is that mofo saying
i dont remember mentioning names
guilty conscience
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by darkey(m): 3:25pm On Apr 16, 2008
mayb i would
mayb i'v already done dat
who knows
Jokes EtcRe: Dad And Son by darkey(m): 3:24pm On Apr 16, 2008
@ ibk
hmm, didnt know u had so many suitors. dey dont stand a chance in d sight of eldee and thug and no one else. congrats
@ topic,
nice joke, i must say
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by darkey(m): 3:00pm On Apr 16, 2008
@ topic
MAYB DER SHOULD B AN INCENTIVE FOR THE MOST HANDSOME GUY. MAYB DEN, GUYS WOULD PASTE DEIR PICS and den d argument would continue. One more thing, let d ladies decide. i'm not ready to tell any guy dat he's handsme
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by darkey(m): 10:05pm On Apr 08, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by darkey(m): 9:45pm On Apr 08, 2008
no pictures plssssssssssss
i'm back and black, as usual
being around d whole
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by darkey(m): 11:24am On Mar 28, 2008
mo wa pa
ur yoruba is improving. i'm proud of u lol
how's whereeva u r?
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by darkey(m): 11:10am On Mar 28, 2008
emm, wat's up doc
Forum GamesRe: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by darkey(m): 11:02am On Mar 28, 2008
aww,

what am i going to eat?
FamilyRe: Who,s Suppose To Take Care Of My Newbaby, My Mother Or My Wife Mother? by darkey(m): 10:39am On Mar 28, 2008
traditionally speaking,
it depends on where u r from
i', guesing u r yoruba. for u, der mum is suppose to come cos the child has ur surname not dat of ur wife's mother
it's diffeent for some people from the east. dey believe the wife's mother should come probably because the wife is closer to her than the husband's mother.
personally, any one of them. as far as the person does a good job and relieves the wife
good luck grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Thank God We Did Not Go To Unilag by darkey(m): 10:35am On Mar 28, 2008
interestng stuff
d irony of all dis is that most guys r aware and yet dey still do it.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is It Ok To Fuel A Diesel Car Or Generator While The Engine Is Running? by darkey(m): 9:53am On Mar 28, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it's not
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Seen Any Pretty Ghanian Lady? Lol by darkey(m): 6:02pm On Mar 27, 2008
@ ladieseun
i second that
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by darkey(m): 10:05pm On Mar 25, 2008
easy oh
pls i av neva in my life looked like a girl abeg
@ toyin or anyone else
pls wetin b ROTFLMSBO?
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by darkey(m): 9:55pm On Mar 25, 2008
@ saucekid
na wa oh grin
wetin i do u guy huh
i no u from somewhere b4 grin
sho grin
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by darkey(m): 8:31pm On Mar 25, 2008
@ still water
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee
dat's all

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