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Chiam55:
I feel like I've missed A storm

okay. I don't usually do this, but your d.p is on point.

coogar:
says the bastârd that bit ivan drago lines to win brawls on facebook forum

barawo!
even when he was caught red handed, he still went on to lie it was his own concept.

i guess theft runs in the family.

You must be hallucinating oaf.

I was having a banter with nagato pein on fb and during the discourse i said he's bash Ali and I'm Ivan Drago, thus we cannot be compared.
it wasn't even a battle but a heated argument on a certain post..
how is that biting? clueless ninja.

you've always been a fake chronic biter since your sauron days.

come out to battle me pussssy and see if I won't plague you with carcinogens after urinating on your nak£d corpse.
accept to brawl first..
if possible audio, so i can happily say out the words that would exonerate nairaland of your irrelevance.

you mean when you finish biting lyrics from KOTD and Smack..

Ishilove ..please unban my main account. I beg you. I need it.

ronald4lif:
Oga, thanks but the file is not opening on my system. Is it possible you convert it to sound cloud?

I'm not on soundcloud.
download it with your phone not laptop or p.c

coogar:
tell that one-eyed mother of yours to join you listening to chris brown.

immaturity at its vertex !

*currently listening to "Kendrick Lamar b1tch don't kill my vibe"


e pain am .. hehe
omo olosho Allen avenue !

coogar:
exactly!
so why are you complaining that i am acting like a girl? you brought the heat & i have given you double the dose.

so take it like a man - it's the rap section!
i can respond to any faggöt that cops orgäsms from mentioning my name unnecessarily in their lyrics.

Keep talking b1tch
I dissed with a rap verse not rants like you are doing...

the metaphorical diss must have pained you to the marrows hahaha

TheSonOfMark:

When a 43-year old haggard dyke displays her idiocy this much, one begins to wonder how she survived without a brain this long.

Females your age are in the FAMILY SECTION conversing about their kids' bedwetting habits but you can't 'cause you are barren after aborting countless foetuses and it's too late 'cause you have attained MENOPAUSE already.

That explains why you became a FULL-BLOWN LESBIAN because you're USELESS to men.

Rètarded Cururu toad!

Remember that audio rap brawl i said I gon' have with that snitch. - the dude I've killed 4 times

I just drop a parody-like prequel for him..
click on this link - www.nairaland.com/200489/flow-rank/694#34226491


Ronald4lif
ddick

I decided since giyaz and I would be having the biggest audio battle on nl next week Sunday, we should have an audio back and forth on FFR as build-up to the main event.
Just like DBR and Ibime did.
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I just quickly scribbled and recorded this playful laid-back diss to kick-start the holocaust.
so giyaz when you see this, make a short audio rebuttal and I will also reply asap.


Give me Giyazz head or Chelsea's fallopian tube

download link: http://www.datafilehost.com/d/782bd076

Fu¢k rapping at Giyazz....cos with spoken poetry I could get this bastard sliced/
see, I'll drop your dad's dick in your mother's casket.. so she can have something to play with as she journeys to the afterlife/
Mathematically you're gay..so I gotta subtract you b1tch/
cos while 5+5 equals 10, Giyazz + Sosiq equals faggotry/
Fu¢k that..try fu¢k with me and I'll fu¢k your dutch/
see, you could spray Giyazz with perfume..but he'd still smell like a toilet brush/
You're a stinking slouch with a nasty habit/
and your future be looking..like Biyasi's armpit/
Who told you you look nice?.. you silly dumb ape/
You look two times uglier than Limerick's ¢um-face/
You live to suck Ibime's dick every time you're summoned/
but by the time I'm done with you...even your mom would deny you..the same way that fool coogar denies he's sauron/
and the only time you gon' climax..is when you got baby lotion in your/ hands while you wank1ng over Marieolae's pictures/
The whole continent gon' mourn when I massacre this African/ cos going up against me is more deadly..than gulping a gallon of gasoline/ while getting your hair cut by a barber with Parkinson/
See, I'm a scary masquerade, a massive beast/ and Giyazz is bound to scream...like a 12 year old opening Jeffrey Dahmer's fridge/
I'll cripple your style, I'll make your technique moulder/
I'll drill a hole in your skull, then use your cranium as my pencil holder!/
I'll sh1t on your pad, piss on your pen/ you ain't d0per than me..you better quit the pretence/ and if you try attack...I'll beat you with 'brooms'....cos I got a 'sweeper defense'/
You better step back..or you get eaten in the bout/
Look, I'll finger your mum then put that same finger in your mouth/
I'll go Michael Jackson on you...cos you are such a b1tch/
I..I..I said I'll go Michael Jackson on you...cos you are such a b1tch/

MrsChima:
You disgust me. Eeeew.

shut up b1tch ...

how did o.p get up to 18 likes for his/her post?

that's just 18 people with swollen brains..

this post is too r£tarded o.p.
How can there be scarcity of husbands? did you even thinking before creating this dung?

as often as possible ..
if possible, 26 times a day..


nitwit..your mates are making something better out of their lives and you are asking about sex timetable

MrsChima:
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Post anywhere on NLTHAT Am looking for any male online

Go ahead I will wait!

okay..
I'll catch you on another thread madam Chima.
one day you will finally decide to leave that unshaven koala and hop on my water-bed .. bye for now

Mhizkel:
. It is butt pad!

lol ... I didn't post the photo because I want people to view the ass. Read the message beneath the picture..

MrsChima:
This dumb bish...who said that?
You talk too much

you surely just learnt the variation of the word- 'bish'

MrsChima:
Until you pay my data fees..you don't worry about what I do online bish!

no, you are getting it wrong.
if Chima's flute was effective, why would you be surfing for younglings online to lubricate your powerhouse?.
word on the street is that his piccolo is thinner than an APC's broomstick.

i put it to you that you married him because of his money...
bi1tch-ass gold digger

MrsChima:
I didn't ...if was a censored word dummy.

I've never seen nairaland's autocorrect change any profane word to 'arrow' .. tell me the word..
You are a bad liar ..

MrsChima:
You are a pathetic bish!!

why did you change the 'arrow' to 'bish' ?

Mhizkel:

you don't agree with the picture?

MrsChima:
I tattooed Darkrebel on my left butt cheek..I only antagonise him cos I love him

(In 2chainz voice) Word!

MrsChima:
Jobless gay bish!

like lilwayne said in that song- You need a dick in your life!
Since Chima's fiddle can't keep you off the internet then I'm generously offering you mine..
its way bigger than the twin towers..

MrsChima:
There's a red ddildo in my asshole now..ohh my god i'm so wet...I'm the filthiest slut ever!..nairaland can you hear me? I said I'm the filthiest slut ever ..p.m if you want a refreshing bl0w job

we already know bish !

nahhh I'll pass . ..


kingtom
truckpusher
naijaboiy
sonofthemark
ddick


we got a h0rny b1tch here
who wants to volunteer to bang the loving day out of her?

khia:
LMAO @ drop dead cute chinese men, do such a thing exist?

SMH@ their skin is whiter than yours so they stand out, your self esteem is so low it's shocking.

are Chinese even white?
vjsmile has always been a dull tool.

MrsChima:
Like I said you can call me senile and ugly but orobo? Shikena!

How can a person be barren with kids No wonder niggas are on the bottom of the totem pole!

your brain cells must be moonwalking backwards if you can't comprehend that simple paragraph.

I said upload a picture of you and your kids as proof, cos I believe you are barren and have no kids.

where's the analogy? is it Queen Latifah's physique you got ?

laykorn:
SWAG! You should be MrClassy!
We have a contest in June; you could be a part of that, couldn't you?

what contest?

Borrussia:
Jhoor nau

its not my thing.

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