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"wallowing in your demise".. grammatical and English butchering in progress.

TheSonOfMark:
LOL. ..And I deflated her making her lose steam (like always). So long, cougar.

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you scared to spell 'cougar' the other way?

Ishilove:
He has been banned.

okay. .please, don't forget my main account

She's definitely not a virgin.....
the mag said she's hoping to meet her prince charming and remarry
so did she abstain from sex throughout her first marriage?

Ishilove:
Darkrebel and Ploutos, if you two don't stop this back and forth you will both get lengthy bans.

Please unban my main account..
I think I mailed the mods to complain.
he actually started it first by quoting me to insult me, but he didn't get a ban and I did.

Rocktation:
Your point?

She(I.e the women this thread is about) may have adopted kids because it was medically certified that she can't give birth, but then she can't be a virgin cos she wouldn't have known she couldn't conceive if she hadn't had sex....
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Rocktation:
She could have adopted them. Angelina Jolie and a lot more people have done the same. #rolls eyes.

but Angelina isn't a virgin.

even majority of the Catholic nuns worldwide are not virgins.

she either lied to the magazine to score some cheap points, a typographical error on the editor's part or some random dude just edited it to play pranks
i mean, why would someone specially state she's a virgin in a magazine publication?
its unnecessary,suspicious and kinda Pharisee-like

Ploutos:
[s] You're such a silly kid. I wonder how your elder ones at home cope with your foolishness.
Shut it! You are 19. I expected you to answer Dan's question before quoting me. You've been on this thread since last night and you thought when everything must have gone down will be a perfect time to showcase your stupidity. Silly boy. From the way you're trying to lie about your age, one can still smell the truth.

Even if you are 12 years old, it add nothing to me. I gat no business with it. I just want to teach you a lesson so you could learn not to quote someone and start typing rubbish. You seem to have forgotten how all this started. You're here saying I should be banned for insulting you when you are the one that started everything. You can't remember?? I forgot you're suffering from amnesia as well.

Heck!! I can't even compare myself with you. We are oceans apart in everything. Silly cretin! See who's talking about been smart. Small boy who's head still holds vagina water. Who goes about bragging about what he's not? Claiming he has what he doesn't have. Entangling himself with ladies gossips. Fool! I wouldn't blame those that brought you up. An incorrigible cretin like you does not take advice.

If you don't have anything to do, go find a lady to gossip with. At least, that is what we know you for. Surulere agbero!

BYE!! !! !!!! !!! [/s]

hehe see painment.

I managed to type a post as lengthy as that without an insult but yours as usually is pepper-sprayed with unnecessary insults, jealousy-filled and hate-driven vitriol..
I refuse to reciprocate the gesture.
You are too pained boy.
Your tears would fill the kanji dam if care is not taken.


I'm entangled in female gossip?
How does that combat the fuel scarcity problem or how does that in anyway better your life that you have resorted to nauseatingly repeat it every time you see my post?.its called obsession boy.

Its glaring you are just an attention-seeking troglodyte that loves to blow things out of proportion. You must be thoroughly bored!.

and the only person acting like a female here is you.
Only females would try resurrecting an issue that has been deadened and placed 6ft below since last week just to feel like they are saying something important or making any sense when they aren't in anyway.

We have heard you oponu. Why do you have to stalk me always just to repeat that?..
are you that jobless?

•and i didn't answer Dan cos his question was nonsensical plus I've been avoiding him.

• I also just came online now,meanwhile you've been here jobless all day jumping from thread to thread gossiping, woman-wrappering and wasting your life.

• and the person with the amnesia is you. weren't you the one that quoted me yesterday to start your insults? you certainly cannot resist the urge to quote me.

Any female that agrees to date a nitwit like you deserves to be shot...

and I never claimed what I'm not.
Its not easy to be young, rich and overly talented.
its not my fault you were born with a rickety wooden spoon.. don't act all jealous man you're obviously too pained .
don't vent your frustrations on me. Hustle like a man and make your money instead of being jealous. Broke ass negro

MrLayih:
no, someone else....someone else

who?

MrLayih:
welcome back from kirikiri

ipl£dge?

Ploutos:
You are a goat. You just said it yet you had to prove it to him ranting about how you finished secondary school at an early age and gained admission into the University that same year. You just said it yet you regret telling him your real age. Or you want me to post another screenshot??

Remember you're the one that started this Screenshot posting. So, don't complain.

I wonder why you weren't banned for insulting and I was.
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so because I finished secondary school at a very tender age, that automatically equates to me being 19?
Did the years and the earth's hourglass magically pause or get cryogenically-frozen while i grew up?

ohh my gosh!. this is so ••••••••••
never mind you wouldn't comprehend anyway.
solve some math everyday, quantum physics, read wide, solve puzzles and riddles, paint,engage in intensive mental activities and whatever
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whatever that can make you a bit smarter.. ...

how do ladies even find you appealing ?
this is not meant to diss or pique you but I sincerely think you are very unintelligent. ...
I told him I regretted telling him my age(not real anyway) cos he was sporadically and unnecessarily mentioning it in random threads back then and it was becoming somewhat embarrassing. how's that a flaw?

one thing I'm 100% sure of is that I can best you seamlessly in an intellectual duel whether you are 29 or not...
just bring any topic for us to discuss and lemme floor you effortlessly in it
its just so sad how much degenerated your reasoning is despite your age.
I'm not afraid to say that my 14 year old cousin and prodigy is way smarter than you
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I'm not playing..
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note that I'm not cursing you..
its only cos I don't wanna get banned again.
Don't think those your childish vitriol and disses can even hurt a fly...
3 quatrains of disses from me would •••••••
you are still my boy Charis and I know you wanna be like me..but you can't

cherryice didn't you get my message?

1. Dechandel
She's high maintenance and would be better as a friend

2. Misssclasssy : she's not entirely stable mentally, too judgemental, a feigner(of knowledge especially), plus i have a feeling she's ugly.

3. Chiam555: She looks down on people, not emotionally fortified, and she's not that attractive either. just over-rated.

Bars:
cool....elp wit d thread piko @milk cose or elyma

I'm very sorry bro, I just got to know about a family function that's taking place on Sunday.
Let's brawl Next week instead..Please

kr0ne:
I don beg the girl tire! She's even snubbing, telling people I disgraced her before my friends on a social network. Mehn, the thing tire me, and I thought I was being helpful. Just hold up a little bit please, lemme see if I can make her change her mind

The way you criticised her verse was totally not good, knowing she's a noob.. She was very enthusiastic about the thing but you killed her morale and vibe..
I knew you were teasing her but you should have put the smiley instead, that way she won't have misunderstood

Limerick:
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I've taken already, enormous measures/ hes subdued and clearly outnumbered, fellas/ and if he develops cold feat...I bring his death with a common sweater/
Its customary he learns courtesy the hard way......cos hes pompous and rude....so my bullets address him on both sides like I'm sending a formal letter!!/

I only got two questions...for this enemy concerned/ these riddles are remarkably sublime/ first one is; can you fight this adversity with knives?/ second
is; can you write on the topic `moral decadence'? there's every Uncertainty of that/
Nigga you rude to a fault...best believe `you havent learnt your lessons yet`......continue this way and you aint graduating from the University of Life!!/

hes getting exposed by every bar....and thats the truth, deal with it/ If this ffool dint believe/ he gets exposed even more as I have my true skills redeemed/
he twice as ugly as golum; if he acted `Beauty and the Beast`.....the film would be labelled a mistake.......with two beasts in it!!!/

I'll be provoked to the bone if this Jerk is testing/ none of what he's penned impressive/ black sheep of the family....If his father dies now, I'm sure he wouldnt get his blessing/
Now I'm pissed; I'd have simply said I'd 'run him over with buffalos'...but hes overly dumb....I need an actual Stamp aid before he gets the message!!/

moment my thugs storm magodo...this faker would cower/ his goons wont be saved in the drama/ its a matter of 60minutes...they all would be blazed in an hour/ but if Dark claiming hes smarter/
I climb up his hide out and Plank his brains with the ladder......draw a revolver and blast this ppussy for the first time like I'm having a Lady deflowered!!!/

hes hiphop's worst mistake...I wouldnt stop alleging him/ bbitch you a flop at everything/ teddy broke your skull and fairy dreams/ Giving a flimpsy excuse of still learning the ropes only shows what the word, "pathetic" means/
you dnt have a point...truth is you both were learning then.....still she had you shuttled and your arse handed to you ....like tom and jerry schemes!!/

Worst still, you had the bbitch contended twice/ and still got ended twice/ now you didnt blame it on the ropes....but on a bleeped up dreaded style/
funny how she promised to go easy on you....and you foolishly believed....but when you battled, you couldnt touch the dam at all...she filled your head with lies!!/
Pause...
I said...its funny she promised to go easy on you....and you foolishly believed....but when you battled, you couldnt touch the damatol; she filled your head with lice!!/

Its wise he bows to the king/ lest he hears the sound of my fist/ from aromo to darkrebel...theres nothing dark on his wits/ now darkrebel to nobody....this confused dawg should be hanged on streets/
but whats the essence of fighting him?.....a nobody is invincible for crying out loud.....I mean, I could shoot a semi `at his front` now and only kill the `mark of the beast`!!/

The next bar is painful; he'll certainly be grieved/ hes a disgrace to art students...was never the smartest on the list/
but I wont say hes losing here; I'd force the words out his very own mouth.........at least he'd paint a better picture as an artist that he is!!!/

he should clearly be nervous/ for contending my person/ his dad took him to school...and left him there for a purpose/
Now Michael here claiming doppe...we should call his `T.D teacher` from UniLag, to come give him a thorough beating....for `squaring the circles`!!/

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Limerick:
Ok, because of you and prince though, i will remove two bars. and I hope rebel learns good manners some day

Quit Acting saintly.. I told you with total respect to remove 3 bars ... You refused and was stubborn that's why I had to call coogar and Prince here . aside from the set up and line you recycled which I pardoned..
Learn to listen to others and desist from biting and recycling.



Elymaxiimus, pls help tag us judges .. don't forget those I said couldn't vote

ELYMAXiimus:
THIS SECTION NEEDS ONE MORE MOD( A COMPETENT ONE)

If laguna insists he doesnt want. We nominate someone else.

CURRENTLY WE HAVE :

DARKREBEL

SOSSIQDUDE

as the candidates.. ANYBODY ELSE?

I was just kidding when I said that...
After this holiday , I would be super busy. I can't be Mod

You guys are to post on Sunday...
Bring your best folks
good luck

Voting criteria

Opener = 1point

Flow = 1point

Rhymes = 2points

Punchlines = 3points

metaphor/similie = 2points

personals = 2points

w/p = 2points

closer = 1point

deadline is Sunday the 8th of february, 2015! 8pm
prompt!.

Verses are to be posted by battlers on or not later
than the deadline.

No complaining about verdicts

no unnecessary comments

anything a voter has to say should be included in
the voter's verdict.

Failure to adhere to these rules attracts a ban!!!
Goodluck!

laykorn:
Thanks sir.

Ayamlaykorn

I get.. you looking for personals against tashaa

Bars:
lmao I don dea see dat ya name 4 F.B I no evn knw say na u

Yes nw we still battlin...jst 7 /6bars pop thread we dwp 2morow

Alright let's do 8 bars ..
Mikuz or Elymaxiimus we need a thread please .

dj5naira:
Not dissin' the lean tot/ educatin' a dude who can't string plot/
Could fire my phone cover with bullets, how I have my 'Screenshot!'/

Wow ..I had that screen shot in my note/
For using it before me...You deserve to sink in a boat/ or die from the shocks...after my boys string you to a pole/

where's Demisha vs Atikubi though

laykorn:
Urrm GM Dark. Do you remember the ninja who criticised the other guys for hyping Tash, Tee, Cherry and Math's lines saying they won't improve if that was done? You remember his name?

Ayamlaykorn

That should be Joshua Base ..why?

kr0ne:
Not yet, I'll create a thread for Darkrebel Vs Gottoboy today

Please give us braggadocio theme I beg ..

Joshuabase:
Lmfao @ Ban kim moon

Can I ask you a question?

Bars:
Me replyn dis cupcakes ?...gon be my last tin ever/
Cuz sayin haywizzy shit fame 'world wide'?...mst be wen rechinatin abt d word internet server/
He's a fool we knw...lyk is dumb LovePeddler father/
Buh b4 I go batter dis mis-born dull.... bat scrapper/
I will certainly act lykka his p-man 'barber' wen I render him a 'crazy kut'(kriz kutt)....lyk dat NL top wack rapper/

My fb name is Aromolaran Michael, but I don't really use it.

Are we still battling? ...