Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - NOMINATION & VERIFICATION THREAD. by DarkkRebel: 12:35pm On May 29, 2015 |
Borrussia: I nominate darkkrebel Vietnam war vets don't hold placards with their names on it or involve in sissy beauty shows  if missyanshy is willing to give me a bl0w job, I would contest  |
Romance › Re: Some Top Romancelanders That Best Fits As Couples by DarkkRebel: 12:19pm On May 29, 2015 |
missclasssy: [color=#000050]Get the fvck off my mention, dude.
I never quoted you, so mind your fvcking business.[/color] Wet b1tch  no matter how tough you act or how hard you try to be a man, you'll always be a b1tch.. a pusssy!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 12:01pm On May 29, 2015 |
iAmPloutos: I don't have time for you. unfortunately, you do.. gay stalker ! |
Romance › Re: Some Top Romancelanders That Best Fits As Couples by DarkkRebel: 11:59am On May 29, 2015 |
missclasssy: [color=#000050]They never born the person wey go try am.[/color] see her...so vile and arrogant.
so if you are banned for life, what would you do?
na your papa get nairaland abi? |
Romance › Re: Some Top Romancelanders That Best Fits As Couples by DarkkRebel: 11:37am On May 29, 2015 |
If I'm cohabiting with m1ssclasssy, our neighbours would have to separate a fist-fight every morning. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 11:23am On May 29, 2015 |
raquelraquel: This is breaking of rule number 10. He just violated my privacy
You can also think of me whatever you want. It's your choice okay charis |
Romance › ✘ by DarkkRebel(op): 11:20am On May 29, 2015*. Modified: 12:27am On Jul 12, 2015 |
cheers
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 11:15am On May 29, 2015 |
the nitwit just stole another photo to upload now.
how does this bear any semblance to the first pic..
hehe. you will only end up more frustrated, silly transgendered. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 11:12am On May 29, 2015 |
raquelraquel: Why you pained? Bcuz I ignored your PM? Move on boy Okay Charis |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 11:11am On May 29, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 11:10am On May 29, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 11:06am On May 29, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 11:01am On May 29, 2015 |
kinglekan:
*in iAmPloutos voice* Dayuuuuuuuum!! @dp
you are tripping over a fake d.p and fake account too. |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by DarkkRebel: 10:59am On May 29, 2015 |
007Bruce: how far who is creating the thread? Kr0ne, Lagunna01 ... kindly assist us in creating a thread tomorrow or if possible, this evening. we've agreed the deadline is this Sunday 8pm and the stipulated amount of bars is 12 quatrains.. |
Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 10:53am On May 29, 2015 |
MrsChima: How can someone be barren with kids I don't mind being called senile and ugly but orobo? Shikena! The picture with your kids in it was to serve as proof that you aren't barren and you've conceived. you don't mind being called senile? . I always knew you were wrinkled and old..say like 49/52 years old aren't you orobo? okay... use a female celeb as an analogy. what female celeb possesses a similar or almost identical body physique as yours? |
Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 6:11am On May 29, 2015 |
cherryice: missclassy or darkrebel666 dammnnn shda known  wtf? so any unknown cognomen is automatically me? that isn't me. I'm very ashamed of Nigeria, last thing I'd do is insert 'naija' in my name. |
Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 6:05am On May 29, 2015 |
MrLayih: you mean incubator  yeah. ..incubator meant for eggs.
ovaries/eggs.
what are you doing awake, did you even snooze at all. |
Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 5:54am On May 29, 2015 |
MrLayih: that playing ground is mine...being guarding it since 299bc and you are proud of owing that maggot-infested incubator?  |
Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 5:48am On May 29, 2015 |
dechandel:
Choi..
I fear for this your style of friend zoning o   |
Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 5:41am On May 29, 2015 |
MrsChima: It is obvious you haven't left the village! shut your senile mgbeke ass up. the internet be giving all these ugly obese housewives confidence. in reality you look like a condensed amoeba with a chinchilla face. No wonder you don't have the heart to upload your photo. you know if you do that, all the males would permanently stay away. or maybe you don't want Chima to find you here  you've been married since 2010. upload a picture that has you and your kids in it to falsify my assertions that you're barren and ugly . |
Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 10:00pm On May 28, 2015 |
MrsChima: I will rather drink ebola fluid.  its obvious you have never been to the 4 walls of the classroom  what is 'Ebola Fluid'?..is Ebola secreted in the glands now? come ...spread your legs like its yoga and lemme tongue-fu¢k chima's playing ground. |
Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 9:54pm On May 28, 2015 |
MrsChima: Priceless...e-love-vendor  you are not even elated that a Greek god like me would wanna explore that dirty hole I've seen your ass before and its not Impressive.,and your b00bs are the same size of a Tylenol pill, so what are you fronting for? idi0t, you better jump on the bed now and lemme pump you like Sulaimon the vulcanizer  |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by DarkkRebel: 9:39pm On May 28, 2015 |
dj5naira: U were barkin' Jane/ and I felt no fockin' pain/ Your verse be like “Ankara with no embroidery”, so forkin “plain!!”/
U I need to phuckin' train/ even your wordplay, WATER!/ To hell with u & ur lines, u just dey “make mouth” like “claypotters!!”/
Now listen, everythin' I word u say OK brother/ as u read this in your mind, u'd boil than Sprite in radiators/ ~ OK brother Never wished u lost to GIYAZZ dunce, I wanted to see 'fire fight' like 'gladiators!'/ ~ OK brother
If u like fart, 'produce gas' if u might like 'carburettor!'/ not tryna cause dilemma/ ~ OK brother I read a book how JigSawKillah was killed again, and the author? by that guy, Khena/ ~ OK brother
U say u spit sick, but me I cry venom/ see, D na pro for this villa/ ~ OK brother I'd boldly call u a 'W.HORE Saw', if u don't reply 'fore '2, 3' ...'Dnipro,Sevilla!'/ ~ OK brother This sh1t is wickity wack ! why have none of you improved lyrically . still the same old obsolete style of rhyming and punch-lining. how does Warsaw play with Wh0re saw? what kinda accent is that ? quit this inclusion of at least one football play in every verse. they are wack . let's see some well thought out bars, vocabulary, science and religious terminologies etc and not this elementary gaffe. . .. |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by DarkkRebel: 9:11pm On May 28, 2015 |
Heywhizzy: chop sh1t and die men/ I broke your sister's hymen/ that's the truth I ain't even lying/ she hit me up nd we started off on the large dining/ she told me online I should cum over,I was like I don't do E_sex/ she gave me her address,she like,let's get into real se.x/ I came over,she was too matured,I called her sister,she said she ain't into inc.est/ enough story,on the couch,we started changed different form like the metamorphosis of an insect/ 1hour after I left,she called for more,I left the babe still wet/ I was like we ain't even same "age grade",I shouldn't be "mating" yet/ funny ain't even eighteen yet/ she didn't believe she said dawg,it was rare to see a teen vet/ a guy of sixteen who stole the shine off ibime and coogar/ never been labeled a looser/ the kind of lines on my head,makes niggaz see me as medusa/ I'm out of this word,I've never been regarded as human/ I'm the rap god you netcees should be serving/ seun and y'all should be worthy having/ making mill out of rap,y'all niggaz still starving/ and since I arrived,a nigga like ibime decide to leave the camp like he Xavi/ fake ass don't wanna see me shine/ sh1t is so ugly but honestly I'm feeling fine/ my punches are cannibals,the way they be hitting guys/ these dudes claiming hot niggaz,but imma lock their as§ behind the bars like they gs9/ cypher was lacking some d0peness to be honest/ I couldn't comment/ imagine how it would be if I happened to be on it/ let's not reminisce it cos I would have been in kirikiri,for a murder I truly commit/ nice essay |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by DarkkRebel: 9:02pm On May 28, 2015*. Modified: 9:35pm On May 28, 2015 |
Limerick: Lwkm, I recalled this and wondered how darkrebel still managed to stay alive.....
Quick one. . . . shebi na no holds bars. . . . don't start no arguments though, all na bars. . . . Beef me?
I go bark commandment/ Pay confra boys N100k to rip apart your garment/ Try me!. . . .for class, you go hear. . . "Na who dey answer Aromolaran for this art department!"/ Stupíd nigga chat too loud/ Put your life story online. . . cos you act too proud/ Here’s the facts, you clown. . . . You in Level 1 . . . . Unilag. . . Arts. . . that means any nigga here. . . can track you down!/ Infact. . . look outside your classroom now/ Since you dey claim O.B.O. . . .I sent 5 niggas there to kidnap you now!/ He shout "google Oba Aromo. . . my papa na Chief"/ . . . and when I googled I could hardly believe/ The headline in the article reads/. . . .Aromolaran defrauds Osun State account. . . . #yourfather na thief!/ Ole! Barawo!. . . I done catch him son/ He no sabi run/ Kr0ne, weterem kerosene. . . Giyazz, bring matches come!/ Wetin I dey talk na true/ no be something new/ You’re 18. . . .your pops is 80. . . . #Godiswatchingyou !/ First wife pikin. . . school in jand/ Second wife pikin. . . Cambridge uni grad/ So it’s truly sad/. . . .when your turn reach . . . "Madam, that your mumu pikin go manage Unilag"/ I’m very sure though/ Your mates dey study Maths, Engineering and Law bro/ After millions spent on schooling. . . .”Papa, I want read fine art”. . . .# wicked pikin. . . . # DiarisGodO!/ Emotional creep/ Heard Ibi’s a Maths grad. . . . so he opened his teeth/ "Art students are smarter than Maths". . . . . bítch, who told you to speak!/ Who call you?/ Pesin wey no fit add 2 + 2/ When intellectuals dey talk. . . .you’re the type we carry shoe pursue/ cos we don’t care what the schoolboy drew!/ . . . . check the odds mathematically/ How many Nigerians earn decent salary. . . . from art gallery?/ So from here on, your life will be so frustrating/ Lemme hail Warriblood. . . .cos I know you’re hating/ Today, he’ll get paid for 20 haircuts. . . . you’ve never sold one painting!/ You better pull your socks up sonny/ cos it’s not so funny/ that you mock niggas who hustle their way. . . .cos of your mother's pocket money!/ Phaseone got props cos his raps is tight/ You started acting hype/ Jealous nigga. . . . we see the bítch in you. . . . hermaphrodíte/ Posted his sister pics online saying "they’re free to mingle"/ "See their dimples"/ My first reaction. . . .these baboon looking bítches . . . need to squeeze their pimples!/ Bleached skin looking like roasted bolé. . . . Ksslib is evil/ Those bítches. . . black and yellow, black and yellow. . . . Wiz Khalifa single/ Let’s keep it simple/ cos beefing you is dumb and unhealthy/ You ain’t coming correctly/ when Coogar and Krone. . . showed you posing. . . wearing thong in a selfie!/ You lost poorly to Teddy/ and Max brought your corpse before ministers/ So test me. . . . and die in a gas explosion. . . . when I fire on all cylinders!/ ~~ you forgot to include the two quatrains we caught you recycling from Facebook when I whooped you senseless . even ib1me would be ashamed of this verse now and yet you are famzing him cos he said you did the best chopping on this board. hehe. come on boy, this is basic lyricism and the earlier you quit rapping the better for you. I'm advising you again. |
Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 8:57pm On May 28, 2015 |
MrsChima: You come again bish?  . quickly tell me your price. e-slut  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 8:52pm On May 28, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: Aha! I should have known you are THE DarkRebel.
Still courting trouble 'cause of that night's incidence?
its that jobless agape dude that's always trolling and stalking me. he must have had a thing for Lala cos he keeps resurrecting the dead issue unnecessarily any single chance he has. I'm 101% sure she would never have even said yes to his type. he's too cheap and pettish |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 8:49pm On May 28, 2015 |
cherryice: I cnt access that mail
yahoo got it up ryt to my nerves
send to narahekeh@gmail.com okay .I'll holler at you soon. |
Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 8:45pm On May 28, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 8:44pm On May 28, 2015 |
MrsChima: Keep wallowing in your demise bish.
You forgot bish at the end.  What is " keep wallowing in your demise' ? how can someone keep wallowing in his/her demise? . your vocab is smaller than a cup of jewels. either that or you just learnt the words- "wallowing and demise" today. anyway. how much for one night? : Don't worry, I deliver a quadruple times better than that sexual slouch called Chima  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 8:32pm On May 28, 2015 |
iAmPloutos: I just don't understand why I should be banned and darkrebel that started everything was left out.
Darkrebel started out insulting me with this comment when I was on my own.
He reported me to you and instead of doing your own investigation, you hurriedly went to hit the ban button on my profile. What surprises me most is all my replies to his insults were deleted while his insults are still on the thread and not hidden.
This is injustice to me. I already mailed you but you neglected. I want my Ploutos account unmanned or darkkrebel banned as well. Cc: Ishilove ronald4lif Borrussia Stop lying. I made a comment on twaci's thread yesterday and minded my business till you came and started insulting me. you deserve to be banned. stop crying foul. Ishilove check the second to the last page on twaci's latest thread and see how he started the whole brouhaha. If possible give him 10 years ban if it would keep him off the internet for a while. |
Romance › Re: List 3 Ladies You Can't Date On This Section And Why? by DarkkRebel: 4:34pm On May 28, 2015 |
jrerico1: Are you really married?? Because Your words are raw, or you're just catching fun online?? Please don't take this off nairaland oo she is. she's just one of those bored housewives. |