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ssoftappless:
LIKE SERIOUSLY are u still typing? do u know how ur face look like, browse a picture of medusa and look urself in the mirror and go ask ur mom questions.

If you as much as talk about looks or parents just one more time and I shall log out and log in with my troll-moniker and slay you for my weekend sport.

Be careful!!!

I won't warn you again.
I've been toying with you since.

ssoftappless:
THis one is clearly ignorant on football matters, how did u know that my football age is up to 17? its clear ure ignorant of the game, idiot.

Snap your academy Identity Card now and attach it to your next post!!!

You're a non-taxe paying ctitzen and your life is still in deficit.

You have never worked to support your existence!!!

You aren't even worth your weight in salt.

Softappless, you're a mentally challenged, psychological troubled, self-loathing dependent.

I can measure your life in drops. You haven't lived yet.

ssoftappless:
HAHAHAHA U GHANIAN MONKEY, stop typing bla bla bla, i no longer play street football, i belong to a school of football known all over the country unlike u that ur mom and dad are dissapointed in u, to have waste ur life up to 45years with no wife, no kids nothing, ure a disgrace to manhood.

Today, I have decided to be diplomatic with you. I haven't employed my legendary diatribes on you and yet you still suffer double visions from my quiet disses

I have become a Ghanaian and a 45 year old. Why are you crying so uncontrollably?

Oya, as a Delta boy make I discharge your battery for you nah- nah.

Which football academy you dey? At your age you're not suppose to be in an academy. Your idol Messi and Ronaldo hit stardom at 17.

Your mates in Nigeria are playing under 17 world cup and you're still at an academy. Your daddy must have a long chain of endurance putting up with mundanity

Oya, give us a screengrab of your academy ID now.

And I'll never troll you again

ssoftappless:
HAHAHA GOAT IDIOT, a look at ur dp, shows ure not only ugly but ure 4rm the animal kingdom.

Even if you're 19 you can do better. That's a diss of 7 year old.

We know you bleach to garner self-confidence.
But the annoying part is that you can't even bleach properly.

#200 Naira tube-paste has left you looking like a horror-movie character.

You don't even need extra costume to do Dibia for Nollywood

Synzu:
I wouldn't bet on that boy

He can't write a proper line of sentence to save his life!

ssoftappless:
people are typing, this retired old good 4 nothing scumbag is still typing, i have a funtioning career that im pursuing, but u what do u have? nairaland posts where u brag about ur knowledge in sexual protocols, thats ur only acheivement.

Pursuing a career?

Yes, that's why you spend your entire E-life aping me!!!

When I write my threads from the vast depths of my mental bank of improvisation and knowledge and patent them here, you plagiarised yours from the internet and claim them for yourself. That's theft!!!

You play street football organised by wayward minions while dreaming of being a Lionel Messi.

Your delusions must be genetically induced

Synzu:
Which ND student?? This buffoon just left secondary school last year, I've got a pic on him on his school uniform. People who don't know him thinks he's matured because of the false stories he peddles here. In reality he's a lonely JAMBITE with a cheap nokia asha phone and free 10MB from etisalat!

Of course, I know he's never graced the gates of any higher institution!!

what with his appalling writing abilities devoid of punctuation and lexical concordance.

I don't wish to rob the kid of the only life he knows ---Nairaland.

ssoftappless:
CRAP boy, ure still my boy when it comes to matter like this, shuu away to ur life of failure

Start with your prosody.

Then see if you can go beyond an ND certificate holder. That can only guarantee you an elementary school teaching job. But since you can't spell or write properly, you will likely end up as a circus clown

ssoftappless:
HAHA see this sick old for nothing zoo monkey, typing rubbish, idiot i scored 220 in my jamb.

lolz!!!

You had 220, that could definitely give you a good course in most top cadre university across the country.

So it is my guess financial constriction held you from being a university undergraduate.

But that's not true, we both know it.

Your stunted literary muscles
Epileptic logical powers
And utter lack of sophistication are all the proof I need to deduce accurately that you are a 120-mark attainer.

LORDSAMURAI:
I BET URE STILL A LEARNER

Learner? Boy, there's nothing for you to teach me!!!

Perhaps....but I need to learn-- from you- how to manage shame so gracelessly.

You make a fine living specimen for the observation of a stunted life living below primal existence

LORDSAMURAI:
HEHEHE STALE!!! u keep ranting jamb since last year, its either ur head is block or ure running out of words.

Truth never runs stale, lad.

You said you're an ND student.
That's implicitly admitting your JAMB score didn't hit the 200 mark.

Or is your ND option constrained by financial handicap?

Synzu:
I bet the iidiot wouldn't even know where he'll shove his baby-dick even if a pusssy was staring him in the face

He says he blows air into a girl's punny and it opened like flower.... What a hell kind of description is that?

Anytime I see a silly thread, my default thought goes to him. That's why I came to help him trend it.

Nairaland is doing a good job of psychoanalysis for the kid .

LORDSAMURAI:
hehehe old man

What's eating you up this morning, kiddo?

You couldn't do plagiarised threads any more?

See how dumb this one is

But I'll help you trend it!!
I know you're lonely

Synzu:
Isn't this the same shiit you said about a year ago? And on the D-day I ended up disgracing your dirty ass while you kept whining like a b!tch on her period!

You're a lame docile vagabond who's only life starts and ends on this forum. You're a nobody in reality and people of your ilk won't get an inch close to people like me!

Woe betides you the day I set my eyes on you! Stvpid little bastard wearing female hats and aba made shirts!

Even your appearance is a disgrace on its own! Dimwitted JAMB candidate!

Bwahahaha!!!

LWKMH!!!

Synzu:
Lies from the pit of hell!

We all know you're a chronic masturbator and still a virgin.

Even the writeup looks like a stuttering rehearsal gone bad.