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RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 11:03pm On May 24, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
tell them brother! cool .. who cares about ban.. I will defend my country till I die.. I made the pledge "I pledge to Nigeria my country, to be faithful loyal and honest,to serve Nigeria with all my heart and uphold her honour and glory.. so help me God" cool
They think I'm the average zulu-troll who gets fiverish by the mention of a moderator!!!

Nonsense!!! Before I go, I'll take all Zulus to the hottest part of Hades!!!

RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 10:58pm On May 24, 2016
MduZA:
A country failing to free herself from bare footed boys of boko harams...claiming to have had free South Africa...joke of the century.you must be thankful to chad and Niger otherwise the entire two million of you cowards would be dead by now.
Your military is still getting dribbled and slaughtered by ordinary rhino poachers!!!!

Chad and Niger fought in their borders for there own security.

A black south African has never fought any battle and won.

400 years of slavery bent your father's neck and crippled your feet.

You still feed off the White's man crumbs in your own country!!!

All of black south Africa has just one billionaire, Patrice mutsepe.

Tell me how can 8% white control 90% of your economy.

Preoccupy yourself with resurrecting your father's name from the mud of ignominy and shame.

You bedazzling waste of blood and tissue
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 10:51pm On May 24, 2016
SmartChoices:
I can assure you of a ban.
For Zulus, I go down as a martyr cool

My back still carries the welts of incarceration hurling Zulus to Hades.

Each ban is just another medal of honour!!!!

Zulus and I never part company!
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 10:44pm On May 24, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
This Zulu clowns are really amusing .. they can't even get their facts right grin
DarkTroll..these guys are dunces grin

If you see a Zulu, the chances that he is a rapist, or junkie, or unemployable is 11/10.

They are the longest serving slaves known to humanity!

No South African here had his fathersl voted as a free man in their own country cool
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 10:41pm On May 24, 2016
LeSudAfricaine:
You don't even understand basic economics dumbo. Still waiting for the literacy rates Professor Dumbo gringrin
I will give you a reality slap across this platform if I ever read you type "literacy" again.

Zulus are yet to produce one academic noble laureate, just one!!!

Bloody race of analphabetismus!!!
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 10:38pm On May 24, 2016
LeSudAfricaine:
I swear you write like a teenager!! Still trapped in the Lil' wayne era maybe?
Chukulilili, zhyendin!!! That's corrupt Bantu for you're a swollen headed minion with chronic self-denial!!! grin grin grin

Stop swearing I thought you said this was for fun!!! grin grin grin

Dunderheaded goofball!!
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 10:31pm On May 24, 2016
MduZA:
So a Boer Christopher realized that you zoolanders cannot create anything for yourself that's why you all flock to his shops like flies ,carrying bags of maize meals on your backs ..no wonder many of you flock to ikeja mall to watch escalators...
A Boer built his company with years of hard work!! And after Nigeria and Africa freed you from slavery and brought you down from the caves and trees that has been home to you, you suddenly wanted to claim his company!!!

You enacted statutes that will make you share holders, even though you're a penniless , miserable destitute buffoon, the use legislative fiats to make yourselves board directs even though you're an analphabetic, unemployable junkie.

The man had to run for his life and company.

Nigeria made Christopher Wiesel breathe again after you smothering xenophobic hominoids with brain lessions nearly choked him to death with official theft.

Blame-magnet!!!
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 10:05pm On May 24, 2016
LeSudAfricaine:
You think you're murdering me, but i just find you amusing gringrin

An eskimo can't possibly diss anyone about ice gringrin


Go on continue clown
Zulus are my favourite e-sport, mate.

You came for the love of your country and to answer the call of punkyv who craves Nigerian dïck for her redemption.

But I'm here for the fun and the love for Nigeria.

Did you watch the news when your president came to Abuja few months back with one of the largest entourage in SA post apartheid history.

You remember his speech??

Fücking, ignorant slave of the past-present-and future
I am here to paint the colours you never wish to see.

Your history written in shame.

You unemployable, opportunistic thief
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 9:53pm On May 24, 2016
MduZA:
These pictures look like those of poor bare footed hungry Nigerians looting at the owerri shoprite...you must also provide the pictures of your uncles chasing our Ghanaian friends from your zoo...

The only picture of my uncle I have in my phone was the one teaching your father to unlearn his perennial servitude to the Boers!!!

You're a child of no heritage or identity.

Your entire bloodlines is written in subjugation and identity loss.

Shop rite is owned by Christopher Wiesel, a Boer whom your father and his father and his father called "Oga" (Nigerian for master)

He will give anything to remain in NIGERIA!!!

Do you wonder why Christopher is setting up shops in bokoharam territories and fleeing south Africa?

He considers you the most dexterous human monkeys he ever saw.
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll:
LeSudAfricaine:
smh, a Nigerian talking about slums is like a Chinese man talking about rice. Your country is one big slum! You can console yourself with lies all you want
grin grin grin grin grin Mokoko lost the title to khayelitsha grin grin grin

Common, ZULU-chum, I thought after post-apparthied when Soweto lost the gold medal of slum, south African was going to be delisted from the slum books!

But alas! The slum never leave Zulus!!! Khayelitsha came forth. Don't let me post coprse of the gnarled children and their grieving mothers , you lying fool.

Residents of khayelitsha live with their excrement right in thier living rooms.

You pretentious ape with a borrowed suit!!!

Oya, the troll in me, not withstanding, I can't post the pic of those poor children eaten alive by giant rats and their grieving mothers.

But take the endless slum of South Africa below.

Zulu messtard!!!

RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll:
MduZA:
Lol.... I don't want to go down to this level..some of your country men are crying about the south africanization of Nigeria due to the number of south African companies operating in your country...you are here telling me about fake dvds and cellphone wallets shops your asylum holders are running here...you have overdosed inhaling the generator smoke.
The worst thing to happen to a black man is to be born a south African in South Africa.

As we speak Nigerians are running your streets, your women are our drug courrier, your youths are dropping outta school as errand boys for Nigerian entrepreneurs.

I walk in streets of captown and I see your single mothers bearing Nigerian children.



Your Pretoria is ever desperate to chum up with Abuja.

Dagga-smoking half-wit, when your history is written by your masters why would know what time it is, eh?

Your brain is getting clouded with candle smoke.

Power-shedding, motherfvcker!!!
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 9:03pm On May 24, 2016
Who's the next bleck Zulu-muppet to come into the ring!!!
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 9:00pm On May 24, 2016
LeSudAfricaine:
I'll take you seriously once you learn to make your point without refering to your white gods

I don't recall saying South África was America, but compared to that bat- cave called Naija it might as well be gringrin
South Africa is home to Africa's biggest swampy slum, khayelitsha where rats have eaten two live human-infants in their sleep.

You're a cave-dwelling, rapscallion chimpanzee talking to me without reverence.

Tree-hoping squirrel
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 8:55pm On May 24, 2016
MduZA:
David Cameron made it clearly that Nigeria leads the world in corruption...you live in a glass house..xenophobia yes,we hate dirty people...are you riding a bicycle? Your source of income ,village taxi
When your education began in 1994, I never assumed your brain had a filter to sieve out individual opinion from facts.

Pap-guzzling, befuddled zulu-bozo!!!!

Your father's land is sitting under the whites man's mansion. You dispossessed, disinherited, nameless waste of humanity.

You're a slave redifined to suit absolute servitude.

Nigeria gave you and your children whatever dignity you have today.
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 8:47pm On May 24, 2016
LeSudAfricaine:
So by your reasoning or the lack thereof, American companies like Coca Cola, Mcdonalds, Nike, Ford etc around the world because Americans are poverty ridden and can't provide a market for their companies? gringrin for all your screams of literacy you do not understand basic economics
My monkey-chanting, baboon-bellowing, butt-scratching Zulu primate.

All south African companies in Nigeria are on economic asylum voyage.

S.A isn't America.

You bleck Zulu chimps destroyed all the white Angloductch companies with bbe and official theft.

They had to run out or sell out.

The best thing that ever happened to Zulus was Nigerians.

Mind you, the idea of rulership and entrepreneurial skill is still rocket science to Zulus. Caveman!!!
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll:
Sweet püssy, what the fück have I been missing!!!

Bleck Zulu quasi-slaves are here for the fun, and I'm missing out. Fuckit!!!
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 5:34pm On May 23, 2016
PunkyV:
The fact that you still remember my previous moniker says a lot. I must have made a good impression grin

I just dont wanna get into this because your mods can be unfair when WE go on the attack.

None of you scare me, believe THAT! I fight tooth & nail when it comes to my country but I'm just not feeling this one so I dont care to be going back & forth all day with you all. You can take it as you won or whatever, no skin off my back. We can do a re-match another day so I can bang you hard wink grin
Ring my bell whenever you're ready for the fück of your life!!!

I will ride you rough and fast, your püssy will need air more than marrathon runners cool
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 3:27pm On May 23, 2016
PunkyV:
I wouldnt let you touch a fingertip, let alone let you come near my pùssy. We can mud wrestle another day wink
You will auto-part your legs for me the minute I come within an hairs breadth of you.

I'm West African of the Nigerian specie. Your life's quest is to have me part your püssy lips and feel up your vagina with my dïck of hope grin

But I'll be using 10 condoms in a single fück. And trust me, it will still feel better than the rapes you're accustomed to.
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 3:16pm On May 23, 2016
PunkyV:
I didnt start it.
Lolz, I love your implicit wave of the white flag, although it's a poor job done.

I was content watching you until you summoned your Zulus, those guys I have tuned to kebabs all over nairaland.

You've never been a good fighter even when you were punkyoh, and I thought you've acquired new materials grin
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll:
PunkyV:
I can only LOL. I just dont wanna get into this. You'll meet the machine gun soon enough wink
Machine guns?

Baby, I'm so scared!!! Can I shelter in your baseball court püssy to escape their carnage? grin grin grin

When they arrive, I'll unleash my bazooka, just like Soweto'76 when Zulus fell like trees of deforestation grin
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 2:57pm On May 23, 2016
PunkyV:
LOL. Not taking the bait. It's MY call. I'm the boss of me. Will argue only when I feel the need. Deal with it!
Nonsense!!! I'm waiting for those limbless vegetables of perennial slaves you summoned to come fight for you.

I'll so fück you spectacularly in their presence and have them watch us in 4D cool
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 2:45pm On May 23, 2016
PunkyV:
Dont flatter yourself. Even I can single handedly handle you on a different day. I'm just not in the mood for all the mud-slinging right now.

I made a rollcall because I dont know which one of them is online. I've been away for a while. People deactivate.
Shut up!!! PunkyV aka punkyoh!!! Your last life ended ferrying drugs for a Nigerian pïmp, this one is about to begin getting fücked breathtakingly by a Nigerian stud.

South Africans are from the pool of inherently week DNA and your only chance of having an offspring with swag is to leverage your pathetic, innately mundane genes with that of a Nigerian.

Talk to me, baby. Your kingdom has come!!!
RomanceRe: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by DarkTroll: 2:35pm On May 23, 2016
PunkyV:
Let me call some people who'll entertain you on this because I lack the strength.

Ooh lah lah
Mduza
Lesudafricaine
Dievluit
Tumisang
14

Enjoy grin
Baby, I will stuff your brains with dagga and fück your pusy to numb sensation while those zulu-gibbons you just summoned watch in hopeless resignation.

Zulus are Africa's cultural and political receptacle!!!

And you are on an e-trip looking for a real fück to offset your life of perennial rapes from your primal, unhinged Zulu-bozos who fall on their women like drunken sailors.

RomanceRe: 8 Most Handsome Guys On Nairaland romance section (with Pictures) by DarkTroll: 8:56pm On May 11, 2016
kramfonos:
Again, Darkenedrebel, you're a thief.

For years you deceived Nairalanders that you're a light-skinned half-Ukrainian. You even bragged about visiting your relatives in Kiev but you were eventually disgraced as a fugly, timid teenager.

You hid under anonymity to crave attention but it turned out your hair was grazed by psychotic mice. Now all the women you use to chase mock you. cheesy
You'd pass for a pickpocket at Ikeja.

Even the SaintSumarai you troll would pass off as a better comparison to you.

Now compare yourself again with my pictures below.
See why you're not worth it? cheesy

KeyboardRebel the fugly kidult!



www.nairaland.com/attachments/3704033_57006_jpeg04abd48af397b64824b860cd2c15497b


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3704262_57262_jpeg2e19d4ce22775d267817d1d3f4e0fb4b
Mercy
Misericorde
Misericordia
Barmherzigkeit
Gnade.

Show mercy. That's all the language of "mercy" I just typed there. Hoping you'll understand one and spare the kid to die in piece. cheesy
RomanceRe: White People R Crazy, See silly And Funny Names They Bear by DarkTroll: 5:55pm On Apr 11, 2016
coolsix:
My friend shut up. You are making no sense. The bro never said he is White. Show me screenshot of his post where he said he is white? He is a proud Indian though he supports the white race as well. Just as i support the Arabs(I like their women) does that mean i am claiming to be an Arab? So Shut your trap and sit down. Oh, they just got you fuel and MTN dash you 10MB. I understand
Oh, I didn't know if you missed the thread in Romance where he and his irks opened a thread on white women in comparison to black women?

Or you always conveniently missed all the sly remarks about whites in Nairaland?

****
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by DarkTroll: 11:44pm On Apr 07, 2016
doveda:
grin grin grin grin

Have you gotten a job?
_Stupid bïtch look at her hurling insults in normal discuss as if she can diss. I warned you, didn't l ?

Raving demoniac!!!

Oya sleep with this: You're an annally expelled rapscallion _imbecile. You shall die by your evil and your corpes will have no time to rot in the dignity of a grave before being devoured by aegypiidae vultures.

NL's bemedalled, blazing witch!!!
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by DarkTroll:
doveda:
Have you gotten a job?
Helping your dad service your mother while he sips bacterial infested cow milk is my new job.

And I'm using 10 prophylactics in fùcking your mother, you know even if my destiny falls into her disease-ridden, STD-overtaken, dick-beaten _pussy, I ain't putting my hands there to retrieve it: she's got enough chlymadia to share across all NL females and still last you a dozen life time.


And I'm coming to therapy-fück you next!!!

_stupid wench!!!
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by DarkTroll: 11:28pm On Apr 07, 2016
doveda:
Now that you are getting my ire, whacha gonna do about it? grin

Have you gotten a job?
If your mother had a little decency above your nomadic daddy's female cows, she would have treated her venereal invested vagina during your conception, she would have done humanity a favour of getting rid of the earth's greatest _idiot?!
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by DarkTroll: 11:24pm On Apr 07, 2016
doveda:
He is jealous grin grin grin

Get a 'jobu'

I am not responsible for your woes grin
I know this anally expelled mess is a lesbian!!!

How many pads do you require a month ?

One up front for your vagina which has never been put to proper use, must be one slimy pit of offensive stench, and your anus!?!
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by DarkTroll: 11:21pm On Apr 07, 2016
doveda:
Okay, the bolded is funny. I can see I am part of the reason you find 21st century women intimidating. You know that we will smack your head whenever you make da.ft arguments. I just did and I will continue to do so!



Now go get a fvcking job! We are not to blamed for your woes and laziness!
Do have a sense of hierarchy when you converse with your superiors, please. I could as well be your father if i hadn't insisted on using prophylactics on your mother, much against her wish.

For what it'll ever worth, the success of her marriage with your father is entirely owing to me ; i taught her how to spread eagle in sweet surrender, the part your daddy loves so much.

I deserve your gratitude and not your ire.


you schizoaffective racoon.
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by DarkTroll: 11:14pm On Apr 07, 2016
doveda:
HaneefahRN, do you do d.af.t, lazy, jobless guys? huh
How'd would you know about doing ? You transgendered milquetoast , born without a clïtoris or sufficient oestrogen!!

Bald headed, hitjab-wearing quack.

You're Muslim advocating feminism with the dumbness of a tomatoes seller.

Your father should have exchanged you for one female cow, there would have been more profit from its herd than in giving you any education.

You breathing, walking bag of failure!!!

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