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CoolUsername:
Stop recycling jokes, originality is key. And stop copying opponent ****

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Please who did I copy? Shame me and paste the proof here or forever remain a defeated saphead!!!

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postmann:
Give it up, Nancy boy. You sound like a kindergarten kid reciting some elementary joke.

Janet has let you for your vanquisher, A.K.A the Dar.ktroll.

Funny enough we love women better than you, bloody hermaphrodite. Lazy ass Wussbag. Modern day female slave-driver.

Keep waiting on your wife's monthly take-home pay.

Mentally-slow degenerate of the weakest male hierarchical order!

Bro, the goofball isn't worth my evening beer. I won't abuse the hierarchical order of e-duelling next time with someone who doesn't pack a punch!!!

I see some good debate going on, let me watch from the sidelines

Creamish:
Vain much!

Leave me be! Ordinary e-kiss u no fit gimme.

firstEVA:
Maybe you should stop the daily exercise and see whether the gods actually cast you from a different mould

Too used to that to quit now.

And I have friends who drink less and excerice as much as I do , but they have sagging stomachs nonetheless.

I think I'm unduly favoured by the gods

firstEVA:
I'm not good at descriptions

Ii hope you don't develop a pot belly soon, they say beer is largely responsible for men's big belle.

Babe, my Tommy is as flat as a slate and as hard a discarded bag of cement.

This isn't dry bragging.

The gods must have cast me from a different mould altogether all in preparation for someone who happenstance has already brought my way

postmann:
You should know better.
Even firsteva became bored as she saw it was a one sided affair.

You would have been accused of child battery had this been a real life situation.

Don't waste any more jabs on a dead meat.

postmann:
Watch him, he will try to recycle your jabs. He has really been trolled to exhaustion.

Of course it's a she in a male frame.

I wish I know his address, I'll attack him with some holywater and watch him twist and screen in Britney Spears' voice.

Hehehehehehehe!

I'm honestly beginning to feel true pity for him, sha. Maybe I should let him have the last word as a consolation

Make I free the lad jare, abi make I open the welts my expletives still have on him?

firstEVA:
you don't even know where you are anymore, so how many bottles have you taken so far?

lolz, just 3 and I'm back to my brand!

I'm always loyal.

Let me see your hair in your literary depiction?

You know only you tame the demons that threaten to consume me

@ postmann, the guy no follow at all, I just dey use am for Sunday pastime!!!

I dey feel say sef na girl dey behind that moniker sef.

CoolUsername:
NL bowderlized my insults to protect your suicidal tendencies, fu.cker.

Anyway, it doesn't matter, they don't shi.t-eater blood on their hands when you eventually go down that road like the cowardly tw.at I know you are.

What special needs class did yoou and your biatches sneak out from? Your caretaker must have his/her hands full.

I'm giving you the validation that you need to make your disabilities more manageable. Reta.rdation and the keyboard is a potent mixture.

Your disses are getting cancer-inducing, bring in the next wasp for me to crush under my boot. You can go back to leaking the jizz that leaks from your father's ass.

Since your father never had any sophistication above that of a chacma baboon, you my friend, are inferior to a circus platyrrhine monkey

My grandeur for the last 30 minutes would have rubbed off a little on you, if your mother had had a spare #2000 to treat her venereal disease during your conception which has sentenced you to a life of mundanity.


Your birthing circumstances was below a that of a roaming street dog. And your death will be no different. You will end just like you began: in a dingy Shack!!!


Nairaland can't fill-up the life-long chasm of insecurity and emptiness in your life. Embrace reality and recognise you're heading to nowhere.

I know you cannot point to the grave of your father because your community found out his lineage were the offshoot of an adulterated outcasts who were confined for bestial intercourse.

You're a failure like your father who failed at every effort of his hands.

But he succeeded on his first try at suicide!!!

CoolUsername:
Your weak-ass insults are a testimony to the faecal and seminal slurry that fills you head. Seriously, is this what you've been rehearsing all your life for? Is this your trolling legacy? This is the highest point of your life and you're screwing up. This is why you're still virgin who self-services to NL comments till he rips out his own foreskin.

Women did not cause your inability to approach them without creaming yourself, your jealousy makes attack well adjusted individuals to make you avoid self-harm. Embrace the self-harm, your existence is nothing more than the mud my shoes pick up on wet days. I'll wipe you off while you continue your pathetic existence wondering where you went wrong.

Just end it all Dark Troll.

Wipe the tears, son you're drowning in defeat and the dismembering of your limps.

This is exactly same thing your father did!! He cried whenever he was challenged. It's in the bloodlines.


Coward!!!

CoolUsername:
All you and kind can ever accomplish is to gang up on others like the flies that you are, at the end of the day, your deep seated inferiority complex would still stop you succeeding in even that.

Your facade of machismo would not help your erectile dysfunction. PM me so I can teach you how to tie your shoelaces into a noose when you're ready to do the first good deed of your life.

You dare question my ability to _fuck properly?

Go ask your mother, there's a certain way she arches her hips to an angle whenever I go too deep into her. I taught her to master the act of controlling her breathing in order to take all of me. She practiced that on your father's micropenis and you know the outcome; you were born a _bastard!!!

There you have it son, your illegitimacy is a direct fallout of my sexual proficiency .

CoolUsername:
Your mother took a shit and gave it a name, thus you were born. Your stupidity is a product of a mixture of the DNA your dad and his when they would shower you in a Mess as a child.

Your lack of success in life is due to the fact that the person having those dreams is you. Your jizz filled brain makes up an online reality to hide away from the painful truth.

At the end of the day, your life is only worth as much as the rotten cheese that accumulates among the folds of the morbidly obese.

What the _fuck this nigga just wrote up there?

Are you feeling dazed still? Try regaining focus from my expletives before rushing to type

You're the product of your father's drunken rage the night he raped your mother for stealing his snuff

9months after that incident, little coolusername was born into a life of abuse, kleptomania and lividity.

CoolUsername:
IQ isn't measured in size, you little piece of rat shit. But what would I expect from a lowly timid internet troll? Better act on those suicidal thoughts that cross your mind. Run the razor parallel to your veins, post the pics online, maybe you'll get the attention you so desperately crave.

Conceptualised definition must surely be lost to you as the identity of your parentage.

You are nature's anally expelled waste, expunged and flushed away from the true bloods.

Your father must have known no offspring of his will ever be the intellectual equal to a baboon hence he made you a certified whoreson.

You progeny of an ancestry of bestial intermixture

@ coolusername, I hope none of your siblings turned out like you... lord knows one fool in the family is enough. Your foolishness can drag your whole family from economic leeches to itinerant vagabonds.

You're an unfortunate inclusion to mankind you defuddled quack from a lineage of mongoloids who never rose above a life of servitude and whoredom.


You're the by-blow of a coūrtesan half-slowpoke who never was able to calculate her period

@ coolusername, you have no idea who Darktroll could be, You dont want to spar with me. I will drown you in the sea of your mentions, dismember you with my piercing diatribes and bury you in the tenacity of my stamina. My troll-reservoir never runs dry, they are constantly supplied by the tentacles of my imaginations. I'll shadow you for weeks unending.

CoolUsername:
Yeah, yeah. You and your 'friends' can only act dominant on the keyboard. You're a pitiful specimen. Just crawl back up into your mothers' wombs where you belong. And let them throw themselves down a flight of stairs.

My E-life has marked more prints in actuality than all the summation of your actual existence.


Shut your reeking mouth filled with kola-stained teeth, you neandathal , loutish regenerate saphead. You're not even a human, you're the afterbirth of a baboon's parturition. Stupid knucklehead.

One more expletive from you, and I'll hurl you back to your fluid-era and make sure your daddy used a condom to spare humanity its worst malignancy .

Nature's factory error you are. Bastardo!!!


And you should bleed to death and put to rest the organs of your body which continue to labour to keep you breathing when your life has continue to be in deficit to humanity.

Olodo!

CoolUsername:
postmann, can you and your herd stop jerking each other off to my username?

Your username is a veiled depiction of your roach-like life whose malignancy you seek to remedy online.

I should mortein you like the invertebrate bug you are.

firstEVA:
I want to re touch, trim then straighten, I will carry my natural hair for a like a week or two, depends.

You just soared up every blood in my veins!!!

Natural hair gives a certain kind of grace to a lady and a pretty one like you will make your eyes shine forth in pure radiance of comeliness, my heart should skip a beat.

If it's not a home-service then we could video-chat, I want to look into your eyes and see what the economy of your lips aren't telling me

postmann:
You don't wanna go there!

Are you threatening king Daredeviltry?

firstEVA:
fine, making my hair. How's ur end?

I'm sober now, but won't remain so for long.

What style are you making?

firstEVA:

How's your Sunday going?

firstEVA:

I need that on my ass.

postmann:
Accept our differences as much as you accept our similarities.

I find godless people, whose moral codes are bound to their own perceptions, cravings, desires, lusts, man-believes, frailties, and fallibilies, as hopelessly arrogant and foolish.
I call them wise-fools.

What is your definition of godless? Since when has morality been a subjective opinion to be determined by your own desires and preference?